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Wow Those Are Nice Balls
Mojo In The Morning

Wow Those Are Nice Balls

from Mojo In The Morning

April 10, 2023 | 00:06:56 | Leisure

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I'm going to need some caffeine today. Oh, my God, me too. Having been out sick for a few days last week, then coming back on a Monday, which normally Mondays are tough anyway from a weekend. I just woke up this morning. I was like, man, and I slept through the night, but I was exhausted when I woke up. I was like, holy cow, man, I just ain't ready for this whole thing. Megan, you've got to be more exhausted than I was. It's hitting me hard. This is my little nap advice for you. Don't go longer than a power nap, like a 35 to 40-minute power nap. Because the moment that you go over that hour to hour and a half nap, you basically have slept.

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You have tired then for the rest of the day. I did two hours yesterday, a two-hour nap, and you're absolutely right.

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I felt like crap. You had kind of a crazy day yesterday. Somebody.

00:02:25 - 00:03:55 | Speaker 3:

It wasn't me, but this is the weirdest thing. And I'm like, I'm still trying to figure out. So I was talking to my boyfriend, Wes's sister yesterday. Her name's Kelly. And I love her to pieces. And she has the cutest dog in the whole entire world. He's a poo, a poodle, a fluffy dog. I don't even know what, like a cockapoo. Okay. He's a poodle, a poo. He's a poo poo. His name is Bobby Bones, which is really funny to me. wait is she a fan of bobby bones she's not a fan of bobby bones and like didn't know who he was i can't remember how she named this dog bobby bones but it's funny because he's a fellow he's a radio guy okay so so kelly and bobby bones were out taking a walk yesterday and she told me that this this stranger this woman came up to her to comment on how cute bobby bones is the dog and this woman then said and how are his balls and Kelly was like wait what I don't know how his balls are without skipping a beat the woman reaches under and grabs the dog's balls and looks at Kelly and said wow those are really nice balls and walked away I swear to you I swear to god I couldn't make this up And she was like, I don't know why that happened. Isn't that so weird?

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Come on. So you can't do that.

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Grab the dog's balls. Grabbed Bobby Bones' balls.

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You can't just walk up to, I don't even care if it's a dog, and do that. I can't believe that the dog wasn't appalled by that. Did the dog allow that to happen without, like, biting her? The dog didn't bite her. Oh, my God. Bobby Bones.

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But why would a stranger care about someone else's dog's balls?

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That's a salt in some areas. Is it a breeder thing?

00:04:25 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 3:

I don't know. And then she asked me, she goes, how are Charlie's balls? And I said, I don't know. He lost them 12 years ago.

00:04:35 - 00:04:56 | Speaker 6:

Okay, that's right. Some people have too much confidence. I lost mine 20-some years ago. Can I throw it out there for the listeners and ask, Are do we have any dog people that are listening is that something like checking the dog's balls? Was this woman like a vet or something? I have no idea. She said she'd never seen her before

00:04:57 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

But she was ball grabber Wow

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What would you imagine if she had to call the cops on that? Like, hey, there's some lady. Someone assaulted my dog. Yeah, fondling my dog.

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I need some of your balls.

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You got me off guard when you said the ball grabber one. All I kept thinking of myself was, oh, I missed a drop there. I'm a ball grabber. There you go. I got it. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. We need to see if there's any, like, dog, any vets or, you know, like Mike said, maybe it's a breeding thing. I don't know.

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Anyway.

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Call us up. Could you imagine if that was, like, a human? Like, Mike, can you imagine if you were out walking with Allie and the kids and some lady came up and said, how are Mike's balls?

00:05:46 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 1:

I just grabbed them.

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And then just randomly just reached. But if her response was they're very nice, I might be okay with it. Like, thank you. Exactly. oh here we go I think we might have an answer to this one we might know the deal Nikki do you know why this woman just randomly grabbed the dog's balls

00:06:11 - 00:06:17 | Speaker 6:

yes I do because she's nuts that's good

00:06:17 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 5:

so it has nothing to do with anything that you know of

00:06:21 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 6:

I work in behavior i compete in dog agility i know lots of breeders never in my life have i heard of someone

00:06:32 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 5:

doing that so strange i know that i don't know if this is necessarily for dogs but i know when it comes to like horses and things like that that there's something to the firmness of the uh of the balls but that's for reproduction purposes right right they're looking to breed absolutely

00:06:51 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 6:

In confirmation, they will check the male's obstacles. You know, everything has to be the good representation of the breed. But random ball grabbing is not something that dog people do.

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Thank you, Nikki. Hi, Maria.

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Hi.

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How are you, Maria? What do you do?

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I also show dogs. And so I agree with the last caller about what they said about the confirmation of the dog and the breeding potential of the dog. So if this lady showed dogs, maybe she was checking, you know, the reproductive potential of the dog because that's the judge's job in the ring is really to assess you're evaluating breeding stock.

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Okay.

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But if this lady, like if you're, you know, the lady with the dog, if she had a mutt, like I don't know why it would matter because, you know, purebred dogs are shown, not mixed breed dogs. yeah i have no idea i when you so when you show a girl dog do you look for birthing hips like what

00:07:56 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 5:

people are just like out there these days aren't they they'll do some random weird stuff i know

00:08:12 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 7:

well i mean and why would you grab them and just i don't yeah i'm like what are you gonna do about

00:08:18 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 5:

it you like them what are you gonna do about it right exactly um thank you for the call i appreciate

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