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How is this possible? It's Mojo in the Morning Show that you can't be ugly and smelly.

Well, that's the mantra that I have started to live my life by because i think uh trying to be perfect all the time it's too much effort i can't do it i'm setting myself up for failure so i need to change where the expectations are right so i have started doing this thing which i cannot believe i have said out loud on the phone so many times that now my family members start saying it back to me and it's you can't be ugly and smelly all right and that's my new life rule i can leave the house looking a hot ass mess i'm talking the hair should really be under a hat because it's so greasy the makeup was done 12 hours ago and only one wing of the eyeliner still remains on your face like whatever you're allowed to leave the house and why do we all have the one pair of sweatpants that has like a hole kind of near your region but not too close where you guys throw the pants away but i mean we shouldn't be wearing those out we got them in college that was a long time ago let it go it's okay to let things go but we still choose to leave the house in these even if it's i don't know maybe specifically to take your dog around the block to go to the dog park to go to the bathroom you shouldn't be wearing them but you are and the rule is if you're gonna leave the house looking like that you have to smell good so at least when people walk by you and think that you're an unhoused person they go

no she's not i get that's good perfume no i get this so something something on you that that's

interesting has to be good and i'm not speaking from a very specific situation that i experienced recently there so yeah this was yesterday i had a listener run into me no bra greasy hair my college sweatpants that have a weird hole in the leg that's a little too close to the crotch area and as she's walking by she looks at me and she just goes hi megan i was like no but i smell

but you smell good but with no bra is crazy but what megan what happens what happens though if they see you from a distance and they can't smell you do you have to run towards them so they can

smell you absolutely good point good point i'm the weird like creepy like gross looking woman

just running at strangers but i smell nice yeah order for me is but i have my nails done my nails look good a great other example the rest of me looks like holy hell but look at how fresh these nails are today I'm pulling my hands on my sleeves

I feel like there are times where you wear your clothes that you look fat in those things and when you look fat in certain clothes you have to have it that your hair looks amazing that day there are times where I feel like my hair looks bad like I'll put product in my hair And I'm going, man, my hair just looks bad today. But I got good clothes on. Or vice versa.

You can't have bad hair or no makeup.

Yeah.

Like, it's got to be one or the other. If you are having a bad hair day, your makeup better look great. You better look dewy and fresh. If your makeup is terrible, fix the hair.

I do feel bad that you guys feel like you have to put makeup on. But I will say this.

though. There are times when I will see...

There are times when I will see

and I'll go, wow, thank God she's wearing great shoes. Both of you in this segment are actually kind of wild. You without a bra is wild. You said that. You two being a chest, you got to have a bra on, Megan. Again, I repeat,

you two during this segment are wild.

Megan without a bra, but her hair looks fabulous. It looks wonderful. You see those eyebrows. She's amazing. Okay, does this work for guys, too?

I think this is only a girls thing. I actually am so angry with the two of you right now.

By the way, you say you're so angry all the time so much that it has now become something I'm falling deaf on.

It's just Thursday.

Yeah.

How are my shoes looking?

Actually, can I tell you something? We went out last night. And Shannon and Wes and I went on a double date with each other. I was actually part of their threesome.

I have a comment.

We were at Lucido Fine Jewelry. And I'm not going to lie to you, but I thought that the three of us looked fabulous. And you can see those pictures up on our social media.

Let me tell you how this actually went. We walk in. Mojo was already there. He takes a look at Wes and he goes, God, you are effing hot. And then he turns to me and he goes, I like your dress.

can i tell you the funniest is okay the funniest is that people got a chance to meet wes for the first time a lot of people got a chance to to meet him and everybody that was there you know from my buddy sal from tsa who's one of lucido's greatest friends uh to even you know some of the lucido like kids like the vince joe and france kids were coming up there was like this is the first time i've seen wes oh my god look at him like he he looks even better than he does in his pictures but uh we posted the picture and somebody said that wes and i look alike which i thought was so funny was it like before and after but you know what we're like we're like that movie

no no no i look good out of pocket right now it is crazy no go take a deep breath take a lap am i really that bad yeah dude you need to take a lap dude you both you both looked great last night seriously here's what i would like to do though

I would like to have Wes and I and have KP take that picture of the two of us together because we took one when we were waiting for you to grab Fran Lucido. I want to get that picture and then do the Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger twins photo and have the two of us together. What's going on? How are you doing, Becky?

Hi. So we kind of have a theory about this. I own a hair salon in Wondat, and there's six of us girls there, and we tend to go out, like, after work or whatever, because Wyandotte's kind of jumping. And we always kind of subscribe to this rule of the two-thirds rule. So if, like, two out of the three are good, you're safe to go. So if your outfit's good, if your hair is good, you're safe. If your makeup's good, if your outfit's good, you're safe. So we kind of do this, too, and I think it's genius.

That's great.

That's a great. The two-thirds rule. I'm using that.

What hair salon in Wyandotte?

It's called Blush Hair Lab. Woo-woo! Woo-woo! Woo-woo!

Yes, we love you guys in Wyandotte. And by the way, you're right, Wyandotte's got some fun stuff going on. So we'll have to come down and see you, okay?

Please do. We love it. We love when you guys are at District 142. It's the best.

Yeah, so much fun. What's going on, Dana? How are you?

Hey, I'm thinking you go the opposite. If you act and look like you're homeless, they're not going to mess with you. Get a little kick going in your neck.

That's actually kind of funny. it's funny if you if you look a certain way you actually get more attention and you don't want

that attention that's fair but here's here's what happens in my life and tell me if this is the same for you if i look my absolute best i don't run into anybody i know or want to see and if i'm looking like a hot mess i'm running into everybody i've ever known in my entire life so if i'm gonna look a hot mess they gotta walk away going i wonder what she wears though because that smells good you know what i mean leave them with something positive i get it but on the other hand you know

how many people are you gonna run into down there walking down the down the street yeah it's you'd

be surprised it's undoubted it's undoubtedly every time that you are not looking where you the way you want to look you've got the hottest guy running up to you you know what i mean so true but you

still don't want to be messed with at this moment i'm going i'm going nasty it was like the time i

ran into jack harlow when i straight up looked a hot ass mess and i'm not being dramatic his security went to the other side of him to get in between us because that's how bad i looked it's my favorite story in the entire world they thought i was approaching him to ask for money

So it was a real confidence booster. And all I kept thinking was, oh, my perfume is on point right now. Like, if he could smell me, though, he'd be like, dang, who's that girl?

Courtney, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hi, good morning. Wes and Mojo need to recreate the photo in the elf movie where the elf is sitting on his dad's lap in the really big elf. And the tiny guy. And then you can use it as a break. You can do it in the breaking of a screen promo photo.

That's fantastic. That's hilarious. You are funny, Courtney. Oh, my God.

Merry Christmas.

You know what I love, though? I love about Wes because Wes, honestly, in the picture, he looks much shorter than he actually is. I love that his height plays no part in him at all. Like, I've never seen him. Like, some guys that are, you know, less than six foot tall or whatever. Some guys are less. That is, like, their personality. like it is it's awesome uh and he's really not that i'm telling you it was just it was it was the way yeah i mean he's he's very normal he's not that tall but he's not that short right but

you know what's up uh lisa hi good morning how's everyone good lisa what's going on i'm calling to put kevin in a timeout this morning oh yeah hold on really why is my mom

name lisa too this is kind of crazy wait wait wait a second explain this for a second what do

you you want to put kevin in a in a timeout he's so mean what's going on what did i do time out we're putting are you having a fire alarm now no that's the that's that's that's

that's your timeout referee whistle why are you acting like she's trying to extinguish my vibe So that was a good call with the fire alarm. What did I do, Lisa? You're just being mean, mean-spirited.

What did I say? Before and after. What did I say?

You're talking about my boobs. I wasn't talking about your boobs. It was more of a complimentary way. You have very voluptuous.

Could you stop?

Cav is going through.

For those who don't know, Cav's got some personal stuff going on here right now. And he's handling himself great. I think he's fine. No, he's good. You're good.

Yeah, I'm good.

He's okay.

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