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You Can't Get Whatever You Want
Mojo In The Morning

You Can't Get Whatever You Want

from Mojo In The Morning

January 22, 2025 | 00:14:02 | Leisure

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All right, it's Mojo on the morning show. Kev, you can't get whatever you want. Yeah, no, I feel like you can try some time.

00:01:24 - 00:03:35 | Speaker 6:

I feel like there are some people out there that feel like they can just do whatever they want. They're entitled to whatever they want. And that's how they live and operate. And I ran into one of these people when I went to Kroger. Picture this. I'm in Kroger. Got all my items. I'm in the checkout line. Now, typically, I do self-checkout. Today, I wanted to talk to somebody. So I chose an aisle that had a cashier and a bagger, dude. So I'm in the lane, right? It's somebody already checking out. It's a guy in front of me, and then there's me. The checkout lane, this is one of the good Kroger's where they got both sides working because, you know, sometimes they shut off one lane, which I don't get. But this is one of the ones both are working, one physical person at the checkout. So I look over to the left and the right. There are active self-checkout lanes that are available for anyone to use. The guy in front of me realizes this, leaves the line, goes to self-checkout, so now I'm next in line. I still stay in my spot because I want to create a pathway for people to walk through or push their carts through if they need to pass. This lady rolls up in one of the little plug-in scooter joints, right? Yeah. Looks at the line. First, she looks at the line, like, where I'm going at the cashier to see how many, you know, the guy in front of me has to see if we about to go. Notices he's about to finish, looks back at me and says, Can I go? Can I go in front of you? I said, No. she looked like I had slapped her or something like how many items did she have she said I got this is literally that's a great question because the next thing I heard most was I only have one thing I looked over at self-check I said their self-checkout and then she shifted why you say wow I think it was rude okay we'll get there okay she shifted it in gear and then she didn't speed off but as fast as they could go went to self-checkout i felt like an a-hole at first but then i remembered that she looked at me as though i was just supposed to allow her to go because she quote-unquote had one item and then i was like no you don't deserve this you're not entitled to go before me go on self-checkout with your one item and allow me to go you're totally

00:03:35 - 00:03:58 | Speaker 7:

you're totally right agreed but i wouldn't have been able to do it i would let her go why because she had one item i just you are you are right i am telling you that i'm looking you straight you are right but it's so rude and by the way you have balls because i wish in those situations i could be like you can just go to yourself check out but i'm not gonna do that no i'm gonna let her go

00:03:58 - 00:04:25 | Speaker 5:

you say go ahead no problem isn't what kevin did though like wrong isn't it isn't it like you don't drive slow in the left lane like that's the passing lane like what kevin did was it's supposed to be like the etiquette you see somebody with less items than you especially one item especially you just go hey go ahead like that's the common courtesy thing to do yeah it's kind of a yeah i think that if we're gonna do am i the a-hole i think cabs the a-hole for not saying hey you

00:04:25 - 00:05:03 | Speaker 6:

only got one item go ahead i don't agree here's why here's why i think yes we all want to live in a world where we're kind and when people ask us to do things if it's not going out of our way sure we'll oblige their request i don't think that just because someone asks for something that you should have to accept it and do it just because she asks i'm supposed to be i'm supposed to say yes all of a sudden guess what their self-checkout with 15 items or less she fits the bar with her one item go to some and you know what she checked out and left before i did because it was faster with our one item to go and do what she did.

00:05:03 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 7:

I think I'm thinking all of those comments in my head, but I'm still saying, of course, go ahead in front of me. Same.

00:05:10 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 5:

And what, Kevin, you just proved was if she was able to leave before you were, it wouldn't have taken you more than a second more for her just to go ahead of you. But why am I an a-hole, though, for saying no? You're sometimes the nicest Christian-like guy, and then there are some times where you're salty as hell

00:05:30 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 6:

but how is it not Christian and salty just to tell somebody no they can't go in front of you like why is that a problem I can't I think we're conditioned

00:05:38 - 00:05:52 | Speaker 5:

if I know I think that I think that you are and this is by the way very atypical because and people will call it and go I am Kevin they'll do all this time hey you know the show's not the same without Kevin bring me a spike

00:05:52 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 6:

you know and stuff like that why they gotta sound like that though

00:05:53 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 5:

no no that's what they sound like believe me in my head when I hear them. But this is the thing. Kevin is the nicest human being in the world. This is so not typical to hear this. I'm shocked that Kevin didn't buy this woman her item and just say, here, boom, I'll put it on my tab.

00:06:11 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 6:

There is a time and a place for that.

00:06:13 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 7:

Everything has its season. Was it how she approached you as well that gave you a bad taste? Potentially. Her tone and how she asked or demanded that of you?

00:06:24 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 6:

I don't want to take an easy way out and just say yes.

00:06:27 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 7:

But I'm just trying, because Mojo's right. You are that, like, I'm surprised you didn't just say, yeah, go ahead, I got you.

00:06:33 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. I guess I just wasn't in that mood at that point. Like, take you and your scooter and your one item and go to the self-checkout lane where you can literally check out and leave. The woman was handicapped in a scooter. She had a cane and she had a scooter and she had one item.

00:06:51 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 5:

Just go to self-checkout and leave, lady. So he does not know what he's doing? No. I'm not the bad guy in this situation. Hold on. Let me read you the call screen board here that Lydia just put up. Valerie, I agree with Kevin for once. For once. Hold on. Valerie, pick up Valerie for a second. You there, Valerie?

00:07:09 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 3:

Kevin, this is Valerie, a.k.a. Karen. I agree with you for once. Oh, the PTO police. For once.

00:07:17 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 5:

Look who agrees with you. Valerie. Thank you, Valerie. Valerie, a.k.a. Misfit Karen.

00:07:25 - 00:07:26 | Speaker 3:

That's right.

00:07:26 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 5:

Why do you agree with him? Why do you agree?

00:07:29 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 3:

I agree because, you know, he's a right to his opinion and being rude, telling the truth is not being rude.

00:07:37 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 2:

I'm sorry. That's not true. That's absolutely not true. Because somebody can be overweight and you can say you're overweight is still rude to say even though it's factually accurate. That's not true whatsoever.

00:07:48 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 3:

That's when you're about to put your big girl panties on and deal with it. It's true. But you just said it's not rude to be truthful. It is. It isn't. That's your opinion.

00:07:59 - 00:07:59 | Unknown:

Yeah.

00:08:00 - 00:08:03 | Speaker 3:

Okay. Different definitions. Different definitions.

00:08:03 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 5:

Okay. A.K.A. Valerie Karen. Lisa has a question for Kevin that she would like to ask. What's up, Lisa? What's your question? Hey, Lisa.

00:08:14 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 4:

Good morning, everyone. Good morning. So, Kevin, how many people were behind you in the line? I don't know. I only look forward in life.

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So nobody?

00:08:24 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 6:

So nobody. Was there somebody behind her?

00:08:27 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 7:

It was her, and then was there somebody behind her? No, no.

00:08:29 - 00:08:30 | Speaker 6:

She was passing through.

00:08:30 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 7:

Oh, I got you. Yeah.

00:08:31 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 6:

Okay. I really don't know if there was somebody behind me, I'm going to be honest with you.

00:08:36 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 4:

Well, she looked at the line and then decided to cut in front of you, so I'm thinking there were people behind you. Yes, sir. Ooh, good point.

00:08:46 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 2:

I'm only agreeing with you because it makes his position more valid. I don't think that happens.

00:08:50 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 6:

No, we have the smartest listeners in all of radio.

00:08:54 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 3:

I didn't say we didn't. I just think you're lying.

00:08:58 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 5:

Lisa, thank you for bringing that up. Lee, what's up? Grab Lee for a second here. Lee, what did you want to say to Kevin?

00:09:06 - 00:09:52 | Speaker 1:

I was just saying that I bet you if the roles were reversed that that woman wouldn't have let Kevin go in front of her. because i i mean listen we've all witnessed grocery store disasters but if the roles were reversed and she was kicking it there waiting her turn in line and somebody walking through just asked can i go in front of you i guarantee she would have been like no i've been waiting here i'm next fair point so i don't think kevin was wrong i don't think kevin was wrong i like it like the way you think standing here wait my turn you can stand behind me uh lee he's gonna

00:09:52 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 5:

hold your call as the only call that's worthy in this uh tired topic uh hannah what's up hannah

00:10:00 - 00:10:01 | Speaker 7:

Hannah?

00:10:03 - 00:10:03 | Unknown:

Hannah.

00:10:03 - 00:10:06 | Speaker 7:

Hannah. What's going on?

00:10:06 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 3:

Hello. Hey, I was just going to say that people that would say Kevin is an a-hole are people that are uncomfortable or haven't set boundaries for themselves and are kind of very people.

00:10:21 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah. I do agree with that. But I just think it's also about just, you know, being kind. Showing some social grace Saying you're an old person In a situation where you probably Don't want to be on your feet very long Because you need mobility aids I'll let you go

00:10:40 - 00:10:41 | Speaker 6:

She's not on her feet She in the scooter

00:10:41 - 00:10:51 | Speaker 5:

But you don't know if Like you truly don't know Like is she in pain sitting there Sometimes I think These are too many factors No I know But I think when it's an old person With one item

00:10:51 - 00:11:00 | Speaker 6:

What if this was grandmama First off I didn't say the lady was old So y'all are just projecting because I said she had a cane

00:11:00 - 00:11:04 | Speaker 5:

and she was in a scooter. No, I think it was the voice you used when you were talking like her.

00:11:05 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 6:

All I'm saying is just because somebody says no doesn't mean they're rude.

00:11:10 - 00:11:17 | Speaker 5:

No. No, and from the beginning, Shannon and I both said you're allowed to say no. We just wouldn't.

00:11:23 - 00:11:37 | Speaker 6:

All the callers said I was right, so that's all I'm concerned with. Yeah, all of them. Every single one of them. The smartest in the world. LaCresha, what's up? Don't mess this up, LaCresha. What's going on? Hello?

00:11:38 - 00:11:40 | Speaker 3:

Hey. Hi, Major. Good, right?

00:11:40 - 00:11:44 | Speaker 5:

Can you take us off speaker? Who else is in the car? I'm not on speaker. Or Bluetooth?

00:11:44 - 00:11:45 | Speaker 7:

Who's that talking?

00:11:45 - 00:11:46 | Unknown:

That's my coworker.

00:11:46 - 00:11:49 | Speaker 4:

That's my coworker. Here we go. That's better. Thank you.

00:11:49 - 00:11:50 | Speaker 7:

Yeah. What's going on?

00:11:50 - 00:12:00 | Speaker 4:

Okay. So I totally agree with Kevin. No. Because the more people he let in front of him, then I got to wait further behind him in line, and I might be tired, too.

00:12:01 - 00:12:01 | Speaker 6:

Preaching.

00:12:02 - 00:12:10 | Speaker 4:

Now, he can pay for her item, and then other than that, Kevin needs to go to the back of the line. Have you been in them checkout lines? They are outrageous.

00:12:13 - 00:12:33 | Speaker 7:

You're also a heartless person. Thank you for the call. Which Kroger do you shop at? I'm never going to that one. these people are mean this is unbelievable hold on Matt Matt what do you think Matt Matt yo what's up

00:12:33 - 00:13:06 | Speaker 8:

so hey what's up I'm with Kevin on that hey good morning oh get off our phone good morning well hey hear me out first hear me out first how pretentious do you have to be to ask somebody I agree to get in front of you I don't know yeah I mean I don't know I've stunned lines many a times with just one item and i stood there waiting my turn i mean to be honest with you if i was just about to ask somebody like hey would you cut in front of me and they were like hey i only have this one item do you mind i was like yeah actually i do mine you know i would have changed my mind

00:13:06 - 00:13:18 | Speaker 1:

right there and the matter of fact it's interesting to me why she even chose the lot the line that had a line versus going to a self-checkout with nobody over there an easy mark she thought she

00:13:18 - 00:13:37 | Speaker 7:

Self-checkout, though, is sometimes intimidating for some people, and she was an older woman. But what about this texter that says, what about this, she was handicapped, it sounds like. What about this texter who says, and this is 734, it says, if she was hot, Kevin would have had no problem allowing her to go through.

00:13:37 - 00:13:46 | Speaker 1:

Oh, he would have eaten cheesecake right out of it. We all know what he does at Kroger. I can't wait for you to come over and meet my parents. I mean, I had such a great time.

00:13:46 - 00:13:53 | Speaker 2:

Met a total loser on Bumble. And he's still not calling you back. Second date update happens at 820 on Mojo in the Morning.

00:13:54 - 00:14:07 | Speaker 7:

If her name was Ashley. Ashley 1, Ashley 2, or that hot girl from Grand Rapids. This guy. He would have said, and by the way, I'm not only letting you through. Hit me up in my DMs with the other 8,000 women.

00:14:07 - 00:14:12 | Speaker 6:

I've been chilling. I've been lusting a little too much. I got to get back with the spirit. I feel convicted. I'm not on that.

00:14:12 - 00:14:38 | Speaker 7:

Believe me. Believe me. We're going to church this Sunday, you and I. Let's go. We're going to pray. uh for kevin we're gonna pray for kevin right now lord we're praying for kevin dear lord and baby jesus we pray for his soul for he does not know what he's doing right now he has led astray where's mom at can we get your your mom hasn't been on the phone in a while i want to hear i

00:14:38 - 00:15:00 | Speaker 6:

want to hear your mom i want to know what she would think i do need prayer right bro i'm telling you i've been lusting man i gotta get out of that is it really like bad like we're i really feel it bro. My for you page is looking crazy. I'm realizing why I'm hitting up certain people, even like Lydia friend who we saw at the game. Like, why am I like, why am I really reaching out to you? It's because I'm thinking downstairs and not upstairs.

00:15:00 - 00:15:16 | Speaker 1:

there is i'm leading with my flesh and not my spirit and i gotta get back you know what it is it's it's like bear you know bears have mating season and deers have mating season like animals do this is mating season for you yeah i can't leave you need somebody to keep you warm that's the thing you don't have anybody keeping you warm right cuddle season yeah i feel you that's it

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