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You Can't Like My Wife
Mojo In The Morning

You Can't Like My Wife

from Mojo In The Morning

June 5, 2025 | 00:11:27 | Leisure

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It's Mojo in the morning show. This is actually very funny. Tell me what the social media etiquette is to this and your thoughts on this one. So my wife, Chelsea, posted a picture up on her Instagram. And it was a very beautiful picture of Chelsea out in the sun. Okay. Oh, I saw that. That is a beautiful picture. Gorgeous picture. Love this picture. I get a text message and I'll read it right from my phone of this is from misfit Victor who writes a text message to me and says, as a friend, am I allowed to like this photo with a picture put in the text of Chelsea? So I answer him back. You better. So Victor is on with us right now with my wife, Chelsea, whose photo Victor wanted to know if he could like, Chelsea, are you there, Chels? I'm here. Good morning. Chelsea, say hello to Misfit Victor, who's on with us.

00:03:02 - 00:03:05 | Speaker 7:

Hi, Chelsea. Long time, first time.

00:03:08 - 00:03:19 | Speaker 3:

Victor, I like the etiquette, though. I like the fact that you reached out to me and asked if it was okay, instead of just right away just liking the thing.

00:03:19 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 7:

that's a very you know that's that's one of the that's one of those pictures that when you're you know just sitting on a couch or whatever on your throne or whatever in there you're you're tapping the stories and then and all of a sudden in your head you hear like the brake screech hold on let me back up and and i'm like do i like this do i put a fire emoji heart emoji eggplant what do i So I'm like, I'm like, I've got to ask Tom first.

00:03:49 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 3:

And Chelsea, is it weird? Like, would it be weird if this was Tina's picture and I like Tina's picture? Would you be thinking that I look like a creeper?

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You love and like everyone's photo. So it wouldn't be weird.

00:04:03 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 3:

I know, but you called me out for this with Terry, who's Joe's producer on the Joe show that I like.

00:04:10 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 1:

Because she's 17, basically.

00:04:12 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 3:

she's not yeah yeah yeah i was a little creepy come on i don't think it's creepy do you have to ask and let's tell me 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 like if somebody's girlfriend or boyfriend's pictures up and it's like a picture of them like a guy in a bodybuilding picture a woman in a picture like this with chelsea like where she's in her bathing suit do you have to ask or is it okay just to like it? I think

00:04:40 - 00:04:46 | Speaker 2:

it's worse to ask. I think if you ask, you're kind of putting a little bit too much energy into it. I think if you're

00:04:46 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 1:

contemplating having to ask, maybe just in your head, go, that's a really nice picture. You don't need to like it. Do you think

00:04:52 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

Victor had dirty thoughts in his head when he was looking at this picture? It's a beautiful photo.

00:05:00 - 00:05:11 | Speaker 2:

vote. Sexy. I don't think Victor is very artsy. Oh my gosh. Very demure. Victor, what did you see when you saw that photo? What were you looking at? Her hat?

00:05:13 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 4:

Everything above the neck. It is a cute hat. Above the

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neck. Were you looking at her hat or her breasts? I'm like, are those you sunglasses?

00:05:22 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 3:

I wasn't wearing sunglasses, but I don't have breasts. Let's just start with that. And there's a story behind that photo it was my tiktok got hacked a long time ago so then i have got a new tiktok and when you post a photo to tiktok it recommends audio and i loved the audio that went with that photo that it recommended so i tried to post it to my story which only the photo got posted

00:05:50 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 2:

not the audio what was the audio what was the song that was recommended just like about living

00:05:56 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 3:

your best life you know you decided to live your best life you're not putting up with yeah and i loved the audio to it and it just didn't translate over unfortunately okay it was just a story it

00:06:07 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 2:

didn't matter it went away it wasn't tlc's creep that was on there for victor at all or no or stacy's mom stacy's i'm never gonna post another photo again no don't do that i love it I love it. Victor, by the way, you know me, you know how they say me casa, su casa? Yes. Me wife, your wife, you know? Well, thank you. That's the same. We're family members. That's the same model that Chelsea and I share also. All right, you guys behave yourselves, okay?

00:06:42 - 00:06:48 | Speaker 1:

I got to go back in line. I'm waiting to buy a Switch 2, and then after I'm going to go wait in line for Wicked 2 tickets.

00:06:48 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 2:

All right. I'll talk to you guys later. Real quick, you want to hear another great story? So do we know, is Crystal here? Let me look at her. Is the birthday girl Crystal here?

00:07:00 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 4:

Oh, she is. I feel so bad. I didn't know yesterday was her birthday, and I let her into the building. I didn't even say happy birthday.

00:07:05 - 00:07:26 | Speaker 2:

So this is an interesting story that kind of tales that story. So Crystal yesterday posted like a million photos of herself, and all these photos were her, like, looking hot as ever. I don't know if I follow her. And I wished her a happy birthday, and I liked the photo, but I felt kind of weird about it. Like, when I was liking it. Come on in here, birthday girl. What's happening? Hey.

00:07:27 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 4:

And the heck do I not follow you? Now I follow you.

00:07:29 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 2:

By the way, how come I was not invited to this party of a bunch of girls wearing nothing, basically, huh?

00:07:37 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 1:

We did have on stuff. We had on pink.

00:07:39 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 2:

You guys did, but you guys were wearing, like, pink lingerie.

00:07:43 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 1:

Oh, that was my, yeah. No. I did a Pilates in pink. It was fun, though.

00:07:47 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 4:

Okay, you're wearing, like, in-the-bedroom stuff. Yeah.

00:07:51 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 1:

Well, that's a corset and some tights.

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Okay.

00:07:55 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 4:

I mean, if I wore that, Wes would go, what's going on?

00:07:58 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 1:

No, my husband loves sexy.

00:08:00 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 2:

So, okay, your husband, very lucky guy, by the way. These are gorgeous. This guy is a lucky guy. You know, I don't think I've ever met your husband, have I ever?

00:08:07 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 1:

Really? You haven't?

00:08:07 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 2:

I don't think so. I'd like to, because I want to know this guy's deal, because holy cow. crystal posts these pictures and i'm like i wonder if he gets to see this at home before she takes photos of them oh he he does he doesn't mind at all so i heard uh through the grapevine basically through zach who said that's the grapevine i heard that you had a themed party in your cake even was a picture of you on the cake in in a sexy outfit and your husband had

00:08:35 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 1:

a problem with it is that true so it was actually funny because i asked zach advice i'm like if your girl had a birthday cake with herself on it you know so pretty much it came about because my husband he's like yeah take your cake to your pilates party and he's like you and your girls eat it and i'm like uh the theme is um pink i'm like my birthday cake was black and white yeah i went with the photo shoot yeah and he's like well we're not eating it here and i'm like why he's like my boys aren't eating a cake with you on it like your sexy picture but it's i didn't even Well, you have to see the cake. I think everyone's thinking I'm, like, laying on a flat sheet cake with the cherry in my mouth. It's a round heart cake, like a little personal cake with photos of me around the outside. Those photos, though? No. But it is, like, sexy photos. Is there something wrong with that?

00:09:29 - 00:09:38 | Speaker 2:

I mean, I'm going to have to cut it for them. They can't be eating certain parts in the pictures. They would be eating your toes if that was the thing. I would give them your feet. I'd give them your knee.

00:09:39 - 00:09:43 | Speaker 1:

But it's not like that. They're, like, around, like, of me just standing up around the face.

00:09:43 - 00:09:45 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, but somebody's still eating your boobies. That's the thing.

00:09:45 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 2:

It's the symbolism of me. What's your husband's first name? Tony. Tony. Yes. Tony. I don't want any. We just talked about Chelsea. I don't want somebody eating my wife's boob. All right. I don't want it. Like, why are you chewing like that?

00:09:58 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. He goes. Why are you?

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I just can't imagine one of my friends taking a bite without me slapping it out of my hand.

00:10:04 - 00:10:13 | Speaker 7:

Well, and then also your son, you don't want your son eating your cake, right? No, I wouldn't give it, no, I wouldn't give it to my kid. No son wants to eat his mom's cake.

00:10:14 - 00:10:15 | Speaker 6:

Your friend will be like, mmm.

00:10:17 - 00:10:19 | Speaker 7:

Is Tony a jealous guy?

00:10:19 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 6:

Not at all.

00:10:20 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 7:

I have to be quite honest with you. I don't know if I could be Tony. Like, I see some of the stuff that you'll post sometimes. And as a guy who's kind of a jealous guy and feels insignificant all the time whenever I'm out and about with my wife, I would feel really awkward over some of the photos that you post.

00:10:35 - 00:10:55 | Speaker 4:

My husband is one of those. He loves, like, I'm a girl's girl. But my husband is very, like, let my hair, like, it's time for a filling. You're not getting your nails done. Like, his mindset is whatever the cost of beauty, pay it. Like, he doesn't, like, he supports whatever I want. So, like, I've gotten, like, my boobs reduced. Like, he's for all of it.

00:10:55 - 00:11:11 | Speaker 6:

I feel like it's two guys in relationships when you deal with a woman that likes to showcase how sexy she is online. Either you're about that life and you, like, show it off. Like, yeah, this is my queen, this is my trophy. Or you, like, cover all that up. Hot and all.

00:11:11 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 4:

Like, he likes sexy, like, sweats and stuff. He's like, ugh.

00:11:16 - 00:11:18 | Speaker 6:

But it's different when it's on display.

00:11:18 - 00:11:18 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

00:11:19 - 00:11:19 | Speaker 5:

For other people.

00:11:20 - 00:11:21 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. To consume.

00:11:21 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 7:

Like, he could like it on Instagram. Would he get jealous if his guys, if his buddies were commenting on your picture?

00:11:29 - 00:11:32 | Speaker 4:

Some of his boys follow me and stuff like that.

00:11:32 - 00:11:34 | Speaker 7:

Does he look and see if they like your stuff?

00:11:35 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 4:

He's not like a social media guy like that. He has probably like a little page that he looks from. He's not a social guy.

00:11:43 - 00:11:47 | Speaker 7:

So he's got his finsta that he's looking at his buddies. Yeah, probably so. That's the thing, bro.

00:11:47 - 00:11:53 | Speaker 6:

You don't have to like every picture you see. I don't know why people feel like you have to double tap the screen

00:11:53 - 00:11:58 | Speaker 5:

You can just look That's what I said to Victor You can in your head go That's a beautiful photo

00:11:58 - 00:12:16 | Speaker 7:

Yesterday was your birthday I wrote you a happy birthday on there too I felt like yesterday because it was your birthday Because she posts stuff Just because it's Tuesday or something And I won't like those pictures Even though their pictures are great Because I don't want to look like the pervert guy From the studio down the hall

00:12:16 - 00:12:42 | Speaker 4:

I think it's the difference between a like and a comment i think you can like a picture like i think if you like that's a support but now when you start putting stars and like in my in a past relationship i've had a guy he would put like stars under girls pictures and i'm like what does this mean and he's like i'm like to me that means shining golden like star like that's unnecessary but a like and actually in mojo's case for yesterday

00:12:42 - 00:12:50 | Speaker 5:

for your birthday i feel like he didn't need to like the photo him just writing happy birthday would be better than the lake, actually. Yeah, real quick.

00:12:50 - 00:12:55 | Speaker 7:

I don't know. Go back to the cake for a second. Did you bring any leftover cake in? And if so, did you have ice cream with the cake?

00:12:56 - 00:13:12 | Speaker 4:

I'm actually going to show y'all the cake. If you see the cake, you're going to be like, we'll see it. It's in the last slide of that. It's like that little round, like, it's not, I think everyone's thinking that it's like laid out or something like that. This is the cake right here.

00:13:12 - 00:13:18 | Speaker 7:

No, Crystal, that is exactly what I was thinking. See, look at that.

00:13:19 - 00:13:20 | Speaker 4:

Crystal.

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Let me see, let me see. Who doesn't want a piece of crystal? Let me see.

00:13:24 - 00:13:28 | Speaker 4:

So if a guy was eating that cake, you think that he's eating me? Like, no.

00:13:28 - 00:13:29 | Speaker 7:

Pretty much.

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