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You Can't Take My Wife
Mojo In The Morning

You Can't Take My Wife

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This is actually very funny. Tell me what the social media etiquette is to this and your thoughts on this one. So my wife, Chelsea, posted a picture up on her Instagram. And it was a very beautiful picture of Chelsea out in the sun. Okay. Oh, I saw that. That is a beautiful picture. Gorgeous picture. Love this picture. I get a text message and I'll read it right from my phone. This is from Misfit Victor who writes a text message to me and says, As a friend, am I allowed to like this photo with a picture put in the text of Chelsea? So I answer him back, you better. So Victor is on with us right now with my wife, Chelsea, whose photo Victor wanted to know if he could like. Chelsea, are you there, Chels? I'm here. Good morning. Chelsea, say hello to Misfit Victor, who's on with us.

00:03:13 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 6:

Hi, Chelsea. Good morning, Victor. Long time, first time.

00:03:20 - 00:03:30 | Speaker 5:

Victor, I like the etiquette, though. I like the fact that you reached out to me and asked if it was okay instead of just right away just liking the thing.

00:03:31 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 6:

You know, that's one of those pictures that when you're, you know, just sitting on a couch or whatever on your throne or whatever, you're tapping the stories, and then all of a sudden in your head You hear, like, the brake screech. Hold on, let me back up. And I'm like, do I like this? Do I put a fire emoji, heart emoji, eggplant? What do I need? What do I need? So I'm like, I'm going to ask Tom first.

00:04:00 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 5:

Chelsea, is it weird? Like, would it be weird if this was Tina's picture and I like Tina's picture? Would you be thinking that I look like a creeper?

00:04:10 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 6:

You love and like everyone's photos, so it wouldn't be weird.

00:04:14 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 5:

I know, but you called me out for this with Terry, who's Joe's producer on The Joe Show, that I liked.

00:04:21 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 6:

Because she's 17, basically. She's not. And you were liking her bikini photos.

00:04:27 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was a little creepy. Come on. I don't think it's creepy. Do you have to ask? Let's tell me. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Like, if somebody's girlfriend or boyfriend's picture is up and it's like a picture of them, like a guy in a bodybuilding picture, a woman in a picture like this with Chelsea, like where she's in her bathing suit, do you have to ask or is it okay just to like it? I think it's worse to ask. I think if you ask, you're kind of putting a little bit too much energy into it.

00:04:57 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 6:

I think if you're contemplating having to ask, maybe.

00:05:00 - 00:05:03 | Speaker 3:

just in your head go, that's a really nice picture. You don't need to like it. Do you think

00:05:03 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 2:

Victor had dirty thoughts in his head when he was looking at this picture?

00:05:06 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 3:

It was on his back photo, by the way.

00:05:09 - 00:05:11 | Speaker 2:

It's a beautiful photo. No, it's a beautiful photo.

00:05:11 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 3:

Sexy. I don't think Victor... It's very artsy. It's very... Oh, my gosh.

00:05:16 - 00:05:20 | Speaker 2:

Very demure. Victor, what did you see when you saw that photo? What were you looking at?

00:05:22 - 00:05:22 | Speaker 1:

Her hat?

00:05:24 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 3:

Everything above the neck. It is a cute hat. Above the neck.

00:05:27 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 2:

Were you looking at her hat or her breast? I'm like, are those you sunglasses?

00:05:34 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 3:

I wasn't wearing sunglasses, but I don't have breasts. Okay, let's just start with that. And there's a story behind that photo. It was my TikTok got hacked a long time ago, so then I got a new TikTok. And when you post a photo to TikTok, it recommends audio. And I loved the audio that went with that photo that it recommended. So I tried to post it to my story, which only the photo got posted, not the audio.

00:06:02 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 2:

What was the audio? What was the song that was recommended?

00:06:06 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 3:

It was just like about living your best life. You know, you decided to live your best life and you're not putting up with crap. And I loved the audio to it. And it just didn't translate over, unfortunately. But it was just a story. It didn't matter. It went away.

00:06:20 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 2:

It wasn't TLC's Creep that was on there for Victor at all? No? No, don't do that. I love it. I love it. Um, Victor, by the way, you know, me, uh, you know, they say me casa, Sue casa, uh, me wife, your wife, you know? Well, thank you. That's the

00:06:43 - 00:06:59 | Speaker 1:

same model that Chelsea and I share also. Uh, all right. You guys behave yourselves. Okay. I got to go back in line. I'm waiting to buy a Switch 2. And then after, I'm going to go wait in line for Wicked 2 tickets.

00:07:00 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 2:

I'll talk to you guys later. Real quick, you want to hear another great story? So do we know, is Crystal here? Let me look at her. Is the birthday girl Crystal here?

00:07:11 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 3:

Oh, she is. I feel so bad. I didn't know yesterday was her birthday. And I let her into the building. I didn't even say happy birthday.

00:07:16 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 2:

So this is an interesting story that kind of tales that story. so crystal yesterday posted like a million photos of herself and all these photos were her like looking hot as ever and i wished her a happy birthday and i liked the photo but i felt kind of weird about it like when i was liking it come on in here birthday girl what's happening hey

00:07:37 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 3:

and the heck do i not follow you now i follow by the way how come how come i was not invited

00:07:44 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 2:

to this party of a bunch of girls wearing nothing, basically, huh?

00:07:48 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 4:

We did have on stuff. We had on pink.

00:07:51 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 2:

You guys did, but you guys were wearing, like, pink lingerie.

00:07:54 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 4:

Oh, that was my, yeah. No, I did a Pilates in pink. It was fun, though.

00:07:59 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 3:

Okay, you're wearing, like, in the bedroom stuff. Yeah.

00:08:02 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 4:

Well, that's a corset and some tights.

00:08:06 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 2:

Okay.

00:08:06 - 00:08:10 | Speaker 3:

I mean, if I wore that, Wes would go, what's going on?

00:08:10 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 4:

No, my husband loves sexy.

00:08:11 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 2:

So, okay, your husband, very lucky guy. by the way this guy is a lucky you know i don't think i've ever met your husband have i ever really you haven't i don't think so i'd like to because i want to know i want to know this guy's deal because holy cow crystal posts these pictures and i'm like i wonder if he gets to see this at home before she takes photos of them oh he he does he doesn't mind at all so i heard uh through the grapevine basically through zach who said that's the grapevine i heard that you had a themed party in your cake even was a picture of you on the cake in a sexy outfit and your husband had a

00:08:46 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 4:

problem with it. Is that true? So it was actually funny because I asked Zach advice. I'm like, if your girl had a birthday cake with herself on it, you know, so pretty much it came about because my husband, he's like, yeah, take your cake to your Pilates party. And he's like, you and your girls eat it. And I'm like, the theme is pink. I'm like, my birthday cake was black and white yeah i went with the photo shoot yeah and he's like well we're not eating it here and i'm like why he's like my boys aren't eating a cake with you on it like your sexy picture but it's i didn't even well you have to see the cake i think everyone's thinking i'm like laying on a flat sheet cake with the cherry in my mouth is it's a round heart cake like a little personal cake with photos of me around the outside those photos though no but but it is like sexy photos Sexy photos. Is there something wrong with that?

00:09:40 - 00:09:49 | Speaker 2:

I mean, I'm going to have to cut it for them. They can't be eating certain parts of the pictures. They would be eating your toes if that was the thing. I would give them your feet. I'd give them your knee.

00:09:50 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 4:

But it's not like that. They're like around, like me just standing up around the face.

00:09:54 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, but somebody's still eating your, you know, noobies. That's the thing. It's the symbolism of me.

00:09:58 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

What's your husband's first name?

00:10:00 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 7:

Tony. Tony. Tony. Yes. I don't want any. We just talked about Chelsea. I don't want somebody eating my wife's boob. I don't want it. Like, why are you chewing like that?

00:10:09 - 00:10:15 | Speaker 8:

He goes, I just can't imagine one of my friends taking a bite without me slapping it out of my hand.

00:10:15 - 00:10:24 | Speaker 7:

Well, and then also your son. I love him. You don't want your son eating your cake, right? No, I wouldn't give it to my kid. No son wants to eat his mom's cake.

00:10:25 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 6:

Your friend will be like, mmm.

00:10:26 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 7:

is tony a jealous guy because i not at all i have to be quite honest with you i don't know if i could be tony like i like i see some of the stuff that you'll post sometimes and as a guy who's kind of a jealous guy and feels insignificant all the time whenever i'm out and about with my wife yeah i would feel really awkward over some of the photos that you post my husband is one of those

00:10:48 - 00:11:05 | Speaker 8:

um he loved like i'm a girl's girl yeah but my husband is very like let my hair like it's time fulfilling you're not getting your nails done like he his mindset is whatever the cost of beauty pay it like he doesn't like he supports whatever i want so like i've gotten like my boobs free dudes

00:11:05 - 00:11:21 | Speaker 6:

like he's for all of it i feel like it's two guys in relationships when you deal with a woman that likes to showcase how sexy she is online either you're about that life and you like show it off like yeah this is my this is my queen this is my trophy or you like cover all that up

00:11:21 - 00:11:27 | Speaker 8:

He likes sexy, like sweats and stuff. He's like, ugh.

00:11:27 - 00:11:29 | Speaker 6:

But it's different when it's on display.

00:11:30 - 00:11:30 | Speaker 8:

Yeah.

00:11:30 - 00:11:32 | Speaker 6:

For other people to consume.

00:11:32 - 00:11:39 | Speaker 7:

He could like it on Instagram. Would he get jealous if his guys, if his buddies were commenting on your picture?

00:11:40 - 00:11:43 | Speaker 8:

Some of his boys follow me and stuff like that.

00:11:43 - 00:11:45 | Speaker 7:

Does he look and see if they like your stuff?

00:11:46 - 00:11:54 | Speaker 8:

He's not like a social media guy like that. But he has probably like a little page that he loves from, but he's not a social guy.

00:11:54 - 00:11:58 | Speaker 7:

So he's got his Finsta that he's looking at his buddies. Yeah, probably so. Call him up, go to kill you.

00:11:58 - 00:12:01 | Speaker 6:

You don't have to like every picture you see.

00:12:01 - 00:12:02 | Speaker 7:

Yeah.

00:12:02 - 00:12:04 | Speaker 6:

I don't know why people feel like you have to double tap the screen.

00:12:04 - 00:12:10 | Speaker 3:

You can just look. That's what I said to Victor. You can in your head go, that's a beautiful photo.

00:12:10 - 00:12:27 | Speaker 7:

But you understand the reason. Like yesterday was your birthday, and I wrote you a happy birthday on there, too. I felt like yesterday because it was your birthday, because she posts stuff just because it's Tuesday or something sometimes, and I won't like those pictures, even though their pictures are great, because I don't want to look like the pervert guy from this studio down the hall.

00:12:28 - 00:12:51 | Speaker 8:

I think it's the difference between a like and a comment. I think you can like a picture. I think if you like, that's a support. But now when you start putting stars and like- Heart. In a past relationship, I've had a guy, he would put like stars under girls' pictures, and I'm like, what does this star mean? And he's like, I'm like, to me, that means shining, golden, like, star. Like, that's unnecessary. But a like?

00:12:51 - 00:13:01 | Speaker 3:

And actually, in Mojo's case for yesterday for your birthday, I feel like he didn't need to like the photo. Him just writing happy birthday would be better than the like, actually. Yeah.

00:13:01 - 00:13:07 | Speaker 7:

Real quick. I don't know. Go back to the cake for a second. Did you bring any leftover cake in? And if so, did you have ice cream with the cake?

00:13:08 - 00:13:25 | Speaker 8:

I'm actually going to show y'all the cake. If you see the cake, you're going to do it. We'll see it. It's in the last slide of that. It's like that little round, like, it's not, I think everyone's thinking that it's like laid out or something like that. This, this is the cake right here. Oh, no. Crystal?

00:13:25 - 00:13:25 | Speaker 7:

Yeah.

00:13:25 - 00:13:29 | Speaker 3:

That is exactly what I was thinking. Crystal? Look at that.

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Crystal.

00:13:31 - 00:13:34 | Speaker 7:

Let me see. Let me see. Who doesn't want a piece of crystal?

00:13:35 - 00:13:39 | Speaker 8:

So if a guy was eating that cake, you think that he's eating me? No.

00:13:40 - 00:13:41 | Speaker 7:

Pretty much.

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