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data speeds reduced after 20 gigs it's mojo in the morning um so luke's been out of school for a little bit you know he's on break and uh he's hanging out with his friends and it's kind of fun because it reminds me of like when he was younger like in grade school middle school high school and um there are a bunch of guys all over at the house and they're all hanging and luke goes hey dad we're the footballs and i go what are you talking about he goes you know we used to have like a bend in our garage with basketballs footballs volleyballs and stuff and now chelsea and i kind of cleaned it out now we just have pickleballs and pickleball rackets in there because we are suburban white people you know that's what suburban white people like to have nowadays no we don't we get rid of footballs oh dude so i go i don't know i i go yeah i don't have a i don't have a football i said i don't know what a football is and all of his buddies are over ethan and a bunch of guys are over jake and stuff and so um about a few minutes later i'm just sitting down and hanging out and uh actually not a few minutes later maybe 30 minutes or so later the doorbell rings and i hear the doorbell i'm like i get up i'm like what's going on i walk over to the door there's a bag sitting on my porch and i'm like what the hell is this and I look at it, and it's a bag, and it says from, I think it was, I don't know, one of the sports stores or one of the stores, and I open up the bag, and there's a football inside. Chelsea door dashed Luke a football.

Wow. Yeah.

And I'm like, you just spent more money door dashing than you did on a football. Get the kid to go in his car, drive up to Dunham's, and go get himself a, or Dix, and go get himself a football.

Yeah.

So it brought up something interesting. These kids nowadays, these kids nowadays don't know what it's like to not have something and make something, like, they don't know what it's like to, like, come up with your own thing. All right, we got to figure something else out. We don't have a ball.

We make laziness. Well, DoorDash makes laziness so easy. It's unbelievable. Yeah. We got, we had somebody random come to the door the other day. Same thing. Drop something off. And I looked at Wes. I'm like, did you DoorDash? Because I didn't DoorDash. And obviously my kids can't. Our stepson, my stepson, his son, Kieran, had door dashed safety pins.

Really? Safety pins.

Yeah, for a project he needed. I'm like, I heard Wes go downstairs and go, Kieran, your car's outside. There's a Target that's three minutes away, and you door dashed safety pins.

What did it cost for the safety pins?

God, I don't even know. But the funny thing is, I have used those safety pins all the time, so it's so worth it.

I'm torn. I'm torn between this, man. Yeah? Because, like, you can't buy time, and that's what you're saving by not jumping in your car and, like, going to get it.

But everything is so much more. It's so inflated on DoorDash.

So inflated. I feel you, but if you don't feel like getting up, man.

I want to know. Here's the thing. I want to know. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I want to know what is the most random thing that you ever DoorDashed, the most random thing that you've DoorDashed. because i gotta believe if karen and luke are doing this or if they're getting their you know like in luke's case luke got his mom i can't believe he convinced his mom to do that she's so happy to have him home and he's the baby the kid gets anything he wants it's it honestly is getting sick now to see this because even me like yesterday is like he he goes uh hungry

hungry hungry hungry like i'm like what does that mean and he goes wings buffalo little buffalo wings wild wings yeah and he just he talks his own language and i'm like what are you doing next thing i know we're sitting around the table with a bunch of wings well this is going to be my

question do you think that she's happy to have him or is he just being so annoying that she's

like shut up i'll get it for you that might be it it might be football football huh what's going on football um all right it's uh mojo in the morning show 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number uh sean what's going on how you doing i'm doing pretty good how are you this morning i'm

great what's that what's going on i was just wondering like kids too lazy to go get a football yet have all the energy to go get a foot.

To play football. Now you're talking my game. What's going on? That's exactly it. It's like you guys don't want to go and go get. That's part of the game, right? Let's make it part of the game. Whoever finds the football. And do you want a DoorDash guy picking out your football?

I don't even let him pick out my fruit at a Kroger, you know? These kids have DoorDashers picking out their underwear nowadays.

Exactly. It's absolutely incredible. Incredible. Alex, what's going on? How are you doing?

Hello?

How are you doing, Alex? What did you door dash?

Hey! Yeah, so one time for my 30th birthday party, my brother and my sister threw me a party and wanted to play beer pong, thinking that I had ping pong balls in my house. I didn't have them, so we door dashed some ping pong balls for beer pong.

You know what? That's a responsible door dash, because you guys shouldn't be drinking. and going out, you know, you got to make sure.

There is a CVS literally right on the corner of my street. Oh, you could have walked down there.

Dom, what did you door dash? Hey, Dom.

Dom.

Dominic. Do I got a door dash, Dominic? There you are. Oh, what'd you do? Did you put your fat face against that?

Mojo. Oh, my God.

Are you, buddy?

I'm actually door dashed right now. I'm picking up an order. But the craziest thing I've ever adored to ask was I got paid $20 to deliver a $4 charger from the at-home store.

Did you really? Wait, the person bought a $4 charger, but their fee was $20?

Yeah, they tipped me like $12 for the order.

Oh, my God. That's amazing. They gave you a nice tip. Where was this? Was this like in a rich neighborhood?

West Bloomfield.

Oh, that's a rich neighborhood. But that's a good neighborhood. What are you door dashing right now? What are you picking up right now?

Some Leo's Coney Island.

I love Leo's Coney Island. Yeah, what do they get?

Let me look. I have to look on the receipt. Let's find out. Tasty. They got one Coney Island Opa. I don't know what that is.

No, that's the cheese. That's the Opa cheese.

Saganaka. Saganaka. One chili and One chili omelet That's not a decision A chili something and omelet

Guess what, you're gonna be DoorDash And Pepto-Bismol That son of a bitch in a little bit

For real Love you buddy, thanks for listening Appreciate it, thank you

Appreciate you, hold on a second Kevin, hi, what did you DoorDash?

Hi, good morning guys First time, long time

And my son is super excited

that I finally got screwed to call you.

Hi.

Hey, buddy, what's your name? Roman.

Hi, Roman. Roman, what's going on, buddy? Cute name. Nothing. Hey, nice to talk to you, man. Hey, Dad, what did you door dash?

So I door dashed one big gulp from 7-Eleven. The 99 cent pop cost $9.50. No.

Oh, my God. What pot did you get?

It was just regular old Pepsi. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Win slash lose this discussion. Order a two liter. $9.50?

Yeah. But you know what, though? There is nothing better than a big gulp. Those things are so good. Yeah.

In my defense, my wife was sick and I was away. So it was for her and she was sick.

Oh, there you go. That's a sweet guy. It's priceless. Tessa, what did you door dash?

Um, I was the door dasher and I had to pick up suppositories for somebody. Honestly, I wouldn't want to go in and get that either. It was so embarrassing because like, I've never had to order them before. So I had to go up to the pharmacy and ask where they were. And I'm like, listen, they are not.

For me, I am door-dashing, and they had to tell me where they were, and I was even nervous to check them out because that was the last thing I thought I had to pick up. That is great. Be clear, these are not mine.

What did they ask you when you dropped them off if you'd help them?

Oh, my gosh. I just got out of there as quickly as I could. What's the tip? They had some business to get done, and my butt crashed.

What's going on? Hey, Sandra.

Hi.

What's up, Sandra? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning. We're talking about how Chelsea door-dashed my son a football.

Yeah, I door-dashed an inhaler to my son's football game.

Oh. Necessary. Okay, so that one, yeah, I agree with that. Much necessary, yeah. So what happened? Did they drop it to the coach? Did they give it to the coach?

No, I met them outside of the game. Okay, you were there.

Wow, yeah. No, that's amazing. Thank God for DoorDash in that case. Kay, hi. What did you DoorDash?

Hi there. I, to a customer, I'm a Dasher. I delivered a pregnancy test along with gummy worms.

Hell yeah. Comfort food, baby. You got to eat something while you wait.

And no tip.

No tip. They already got that.

Oh, Kevin. Hold on a second. Get it. That was actually a pretty good one. Kelsey, this is a great one. Kelsey door dashed something very interesting to some very interesting place. Hi, Kelsey.

Hi.

This was your husband that was the door dasher, right?

Yes. Yep. It was a couple of years ago. He had to door dash whipped cream to a strip club.

Wow. Stop it. Okay.

I love it.

Why does that just seem so stereotypical? But, hey, they need whipped cream, too. They can't leave. Did they have to hand it to, like, the stripper? Or, like, who do you give it to?

He just dropped it off to the bouncer.

See, now I need to meet the buyer. I got a theory on this one, Kelsey. And follow me on this, okay?

Okay.

Do you follow your husband's phone, and did you notice he was at the strip club? And that was his excuse, that he was door-dashing whipped cream to a strip club?

No, it was actually one of his, like, very first dashes when he started. so I went with him just because he didn't know how it was going to go.

Oh, okay. All right. All right. So he's legit then. Okay, because I was going to say, that would have been a hell of an excuse. I love that. Last one, Alicia, we're talking about great combos. And by the way, somebody just said that they just ordered Leo's Coney Island. After hearing that order, they're like, man, I want some Saganaki this early in the morning. Or what did he call it? Saga. I don't know.

I just call it Opa.

What's up, Alicia? Hi. What did you have to DoorDash?

This is my first time calling in, guys. This is all. So a gentleman had ordered from a Dollar General condoms and a 24-pack of Mountain Dew.

Oh, my God. That's a night.

Ready for a rager.

You know what, though? That is a night. That's a hell of a night right there, isn't it?

You're buying condoms from the Dollar Store? Yeah.

You're buying condoms.

Yeah, from the Dollar Store, yeah.

It's the same brand.

I don't know.

Do you think that the condoms at a dollar store aren't the greatest condoms? I just feel like I would want to wear two.

They were the thin ones, too.

They were the thin ones. Oh, my God. Hold on. Speaking of condoms, I got to take it. Every time I say one last call, we always get a better call. Tim, Tim also door dashed to a strip club. What did you door dash to a strip club?

I had to actually door dash condoms to a strip club. What?

Boy. Did you bring condoms? Wow.

Which strip club?

And I got one more thing to say. Yeah. First time long. Yeah.

Dibbi-bibbi-bibbi.

Hey, real quick. Which strip club was it? Because which strip club is letting you bang? Tell me.

So it was actually the Flight Club by Michigan Ave in Wayne.

Ooh, wow. That's amazing. Mile High Club. What do they got, a back room or something like that? That sounds like a little fun night, huh?

I had to drop it off at the door.

Did a bouncer grab him from you, or did some guy walk out?

Yeah. No, it was one of the bouncers.

One of the bouncers. Sorry, sir. Thank you for doing this. We appreciate it. I've got to go bring it back to whoever. All right. Thank you for the call. I appreciate you, buddy.

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