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Mojo In The Morning

You Know You're an Adult When...

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It's Mojo in the Morning Show. So 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, you know you're an adult when, Megan?

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I felt like a real grown-up this week, a really for real grown-up, because I was able to go to the store to buy my first ever fireproof safe, and I was like, oh my God, I have documents It's worth keeping from a house fire.

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Wow. Wait, you bought a safe?

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I did. Well, safe is like a, that's a very generous term. It's a small box. A lockbox. It is a lockbox that just will survive a fire or flood. But it was because I got my first passport. Let's go. I know. Who am I going to run away when we become Gilead? No. Girl, I'm going to be right there with you. But you're not going to be able to carry it

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If it's a big safe If you're running from those guys

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I didn't think this through I don't have the physical capacity to actually leave But I did feel like Wow this is something that only adults buy And I had my first real Big girl grown up moment Going wow This sucks I feel like it was a turning point Where you don't get to go back But is there any other purchases you can make

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that you're like that's something only adults do well you know what honestly it can be it could be a purchase or something that you just get for the very first time because i remember for some reason getting so excited when i got away from the debit card and got my first credit card even though it did have a 500 limit on it and i was so pumped about that i've never had a credit card ever ever wow you got a safe before the credit card i did i still don't have a credit card that's you know what that's the next step you do that and then guess what we are putting you in that retirement home that looks so nice like an apartment complex in west bloomfield uh marie

00:03:53 - 00:04:01 | Speaker 5:

hi you know you're an adult when when you look forward to midday nap yes oh my god that is kind

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of true like if you if all of a sudden you get excited over the fact that you're going to take like a middle of the day siesta you get excited about that and the sun especially too yeah do you

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have a safe i have a what a safe megan bought a safe i have a fireproof safe i keep under my bed

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wait a second you're an adult before you take naps by getting one of those that's a very adulting type of a thing that you have hayley hi hi how are you guys good when did you know you were an adult

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when i got my own kroger card oh that's a great one but i still use my mom

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Wait, but you still probably use your mom's gas points. You don't use the card. You use the gas points probably too, right?

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Well, I need my own gas points. That's why I got my own card. I was sick of her stealing all my points.

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Funny. What's going on, Sarah? Hi.

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Hey, Megan. Your standards are really high because I feel like an adult when I don't kick the ice cubes underneath the fridge anymore.

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You pick them up? You are my kind of person. I know. Every time I listen, I'm like, that's my girl.

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Oh, that's so funny. That's awesome. Thanks for the call, Sarah. What's up, Jen?

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Yes. The first time I really felt like an adult was when I finally purchased my own mattress. Before that, they'd all been hand me down. I was, like, in my late 20s, I bought my first mattress, and I was like, this is an investment.

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Mike just had that happen, Mike, right? Yes, and you do feel like I've never bought one before in my life, and you do it. It's like a brand-new feeling.

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Holy crap, they're expensive. Yes. Yeah, they're very. It feels like robbery.

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Who's that? Who's that little cutie?

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Say hi, Penelope. Hi.

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Hi, Penelope. Have a great day. oh my god she's the greatest ever thank you jen take care of yourself all right bye what's up sam how you doing good how are you we're great sam megan says you know that you're an adult when you get a fireproof safe what what is it for you well i moved into my first place last year and i

00:06:25 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 3:

ended up having to get a checkbook checkbooks are scary okay i don't understand them and then i feel

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like anybody can steal from me i don't like that's my biggest fear i keep them at home but um yeah i had to ask my grandma how to get them but they were like money order or checkbook and i was like well checkbooks would just save some time so we did it that way i still don't even own a checkbook I get that a lot and I'm 25

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You basically can just go online And probably have them write a check for you But the interesting thing with it is

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There's actually still a lot of places that only will take Cash or cash

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Yeah Well nobody nowadays honestly wants cash It seems like anymore

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Yeah so it's check

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Melanie this is funny When did you know you were an adult?

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When you have a favorite Burner on the show

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Oh my gosh Melanie front left front right

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back left

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back left

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Yanni what is yours

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when I bought glass Tupperware oh the good stuff

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that's like bougie that's a yeah

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you can just wash it throw it in the microwave you know you're bougie when you can throw your Tupperware in the microwave oh my god

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We were talking about it, and it's not even called Tupperware anymore. Doesn't it have a fancy name to it?

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Like Pyrex.

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Yeah. I don't know. You call it Tupperware still because you recently moved to it, but I think people are like, please wrap that up in the Pyrex or put that in the Pyrex. What's going on, Misfit Lisa? What's up?

00:08:06 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 4:

Hi, guys. Megan, the most important thing that you have to put in that lockbox is your mortgage papers.

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Uh-oh.

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You're going to have those damn things for 30 years.

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Wait, hold on. Let's ask Megan what's in the box, Megan. What's in Megan's box?

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What's in the box? So far, only my passport. I don't know where my mortgage papers are. That's bad. Okay, but here's the thing. Isn't that just online? I feel like that's just online.

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I don't know, but your signed versions, you can get it, but you can have it. But you also need, like, birth certificates.

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