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You Love Everything About Your Spouse But ____
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You Love Everything About Your Spouse But ____

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July 10, 2025 | 00:07:48 | Leisure

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Mojo in the Morning Show. Talking to Shannon a little bit. You know, I'm dating and stuff, and I think Zach's dating right now.

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Are you Zach?

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I mean, I'm trying. I don't know if it's working out.

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I was holding Zach's phone earlier during the 5 of 6.55, and you should have saw the text messages that were rolling in. I'm just saying, Zach's definitely dating.

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I'm not. You on Tinder? Oh, yeah. Oh, he's on Tinder.

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Who's not on Tinder?

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Me.

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Your life is Tinder, Bianca.

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How did we even get to this topic, though?

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I think you were talking about, like, things that, like, what are our icks or things we don't like about our spouse or something?

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I didn't use the word ick. I said, I feel like I am very blessed. I am absolutely head over heels in love with my husband. And I know, barf. But I said to him recently, you are the most gorgeous human being I have ever laid eyes on. I love everything about him, except he has got a wonky big toe. There is something so weird about his big toe. It's just, it's like a beach ball. It's just round and big.

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So it's the size of the toe.

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It's like the size and the shape of his toe. Did he used to play soccer? So I was like doing the scan of him. I'm like, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect. And then there's that toe.

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It's all the way to the bottom. Is it the same color? Is the nail okay?

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Yes, the nail is fine. It's just really big and really round.

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It's so stupid. Does he have to wear a different size shoe from that foot?

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No, it's just one of those things. You have really a strange big toe.

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Here's one thing about having a weird toe. If he loses a thumb, he could use the toe as a big toe.

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No, it's way too large. It would be like three fingers.

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A super finger.

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So the conversation is you love everything about your spouse except for blank.

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But it has to be like aesthetic.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It has to be physical, like a part of their physical appearance. Yeah. Yeah. Like something. Did you ever date anybody that had something kind of just a little off?

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So I'm not trying to call her out, but I was in a long-term relationship and she had crooked pinkies. So holding hands was a little weird sometimes because it just felt weird on my hand. I don't know. Wait, what do you mean?

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You just couldn't, it didn't lock?

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Yeah, so her pinky, my pinky straight, right? Yeah. Hers was like crooked. Oh, really crooked.

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It bent inside?

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It bent inside, yeah. Oh, poor thing.

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Well, that's a, like you really lock hands then with that. Yeah. You can't go anywhere.

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You got a twist to remove.

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844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. What is that physical feature on your spouse that you just cannot get with?

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and i remember mine um i was talking to this guy we're hanging out and we were trying to like hold hands and it wasn't like locking in like you know when you try to hold your hand like it should fit right but it wasn't fitting and i was like bro what is wrong like are you missing a finger or something like why

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can we hold hands? And he's like, actually I am. He had like a pinky finger. And I'm like, what? It was the complete opposite of what I had. He literally had a missing finger so it was like only four and I was trying to wrap my five around his four. And I could tell he was really insecure about it and I was like, but I didn't notice it though until we were trying to hold hands, which is crazy. That's really DJ. The five around the four got me.

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The pinky, too, though, because that's, like, how you, like, seal the deal. Yeah. I know.

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That's, like, the lock of the hand, you know?

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Sarah, good morning, Sarah. What is your significant other lack, or what don't you like about their physical features?

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My boyfriend has finger toes. What? Like the long ones? My toes are so long. They're longer than my fingers, and it's so gross. So, Shannon, I totally relate to you. Like, the feet, it's so gross. It's so gross.

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So, I've actually never heard of finger toes, but I've heard of toe thumbs. Have you heard about people that have toe thumbs? Their thumbs look like big toes.

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If you look fat, his toes are as long as your fingers.

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Oh, my God.

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That's nasty.

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I mean, his feet are big, but, I mean, like, his toes take up like half a foot.

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Oh, my God. good luck with that. Hey, Logan, good morning, man. What about, what kind of girls are you dating

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out here? Hello? Hey, Logan. Hey, hey, how you doing? Um, yeah, no, listen, I'm a man. I'm 30 now, but when I was younger, I had dated a girl and I'll be completely transparent, man. It was the first hairy butthole I'd seen. Oh, my God. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Well, you know. Okay. I had a dumper. I feel bad nowadays. You know what I mean?

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Oh, man. Did you have a little fun before you dumped her? All right. You just got right out of there. What was that? Shannon, would you rather Wes have a hairy butthole or that big toe? Poor, poor mom.

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the big toe is fine

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like my thing and i've mentioned it before man that's that second toe when that second toe is longer that is such a thing for you if it just freaks me out it's like the only thing i can

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think about what what does west say about you what's your thing that he's like oh i'm sure

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there's something uh has he ever i mean i'm sure he has again mine is my west if you're listening

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my fat they're just like it looks like he's skinny but when he takes off that shirt there's just a little it spills out

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it's like the reverse sleeper build

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hey hey kristin good morning

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good morning love you guys love you man I am the one that has the totems and they are huge and they are so ugly and I get made fun of still at 40 years old

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oh yeah Yeah, that is an interesting thing to have. Do you, like, bedazzle your thumbs?

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Like, do you put, like, extra rings on them? No, nothing goes on them because I don't want no attention towards them.

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I hide them. Yeah. It's hard to go get my nails done with Curlix because they have to obviously use the toe ones for your... Oh, do they really? Yeah. Yes, and then I have a double whammy that my second toe is bigger than my first toe. Oh, no. So it's a double whammy.

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Well, if you lose the big toe, you can always put your thumb on it. The complete opposite.

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We got to do some research on you. Hey, Blake, good morning, my man. How you doing? What's up, Kev? How you doing? We doing good, man.

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Oh, you know, my brother dated a girl that didn't have thumbs, and he'd always mess with her and be like, hey, you want to thumb wrestle?

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Oh, my God, that is so mean. I hope she had a good sense of humor about it.

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She did. Okay. She couldn't open doors, though. Yeah, you can. You can? Yes. You can figure it out. I'm just trying to think of it.

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You just pull on it? You guys are mean.

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Tell her a thumbs up or good job or anything. Hey, give me a quick thumbs up.

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00:09:55 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 2:

Hey, this is Chuck from Stuff You Should Know, and we're submitting our most science-y episode.

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for your peer review with our new stuff you should know doing science playlist out now you want to know about occam's razor simplest explanation is usually the right one we got you covered wondered what chaos theory is ever since the first time you saw jurassic park well come on down so distill a nice pot of tea everybody turn down the gas on your bunsen burner and slip into your most comfortable lab coat and listen to the stuff you should know doing science playlist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:10:30 - 00:10:36 | Speaker 4:

I'm Stephanie Young. The hit podcast Love Trapped is back with new updates in the case of Laura

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Owens. This is CR 2025 State versus Laura Owens. I think she really believes that she still has an out. I'm quite confident that they're up to something. We're following the case live as

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the criminal charges finally come to a conclusion. Trust us when we tell you as the victims of Laura Owens, she will not stop. Listen to Love Trapped on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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