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Your Parents' Sex Life
Mojo In The Morning

Your Parents' Sex Life

from Mojo In The Morning

March 24, 2023 | 00:05:52 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:12 | Speaker 8:

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00:01:52 - 00:01:59 | Speaker 8:

Mojo in the Morning Show. So it's always fun, isn't it, to talk about sex with your parents?

00:02:00 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 6:

No. No, it's not. It is so funny. My mom has been dating the same guy for just over a year. And by the way, I love him. And do you know that they met on Match? I put my mom on Match. My sisters and I made a Match account for her. And this guy that she's been dating, his name is Mike, by the way, obsessed with him. but they went to high school together and reconnected now he actually used to be really good friends with my dad and so my dad's like super happy because he you know they were friends back in the day and he loves him anyway so he um did she like him in high school um she said she remembers thinking he was cute but you know she dated my my her and my dad were high school sweethearts so um she said she like remembered him and remember thinking that he was really cute

00:02:48 - 00:02:56 | Speaker 8:

but that was like about all can she answer that question honestly like did she like him in high school even though she was dating your dad oh well she said he was cute but it was so funny because

00:02:56 - 00:04:05 | Speaker 6:

she he didn't remember her when they first met but um so they've been dating for just over a year and he recently um fulfilled his dream of retiring in Florida so he moved from Michigan down to Florida which has been super hard for them so they're like doing the long distance thing right now while they figure everything out and um so my mom was there all last week and I love seeing how happy she is she was sending my sisters and I pictures you know the whole time that she was there well now she's home and so she's full of stories but I told her the stories have to like I have to draw a line the stories have to stop when she started telling me how vocal he is about loving her boobs and i'm like this is where this is where when your mom dating is like hard boundary i don't want to know about these conversations and she's like yep we went out to lunch with his mom who's 95 years old by the way and even during that lunch his mom was like joanne you are very well endowed oh my gosh and there was this big conversation that ensued about my mom and her

00:04:05 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 1:

boobs so wow that's a little uh you cut off you've reached the line there yeah the conversation

00:04:11 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 8:

with mom yep yep megan does your dad uh date at all right now oh no oh does your dad like nice

00:04:18 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 5:

boobs are you sure or does he just not tell you i think he just doesn't tell me yeah that man has he's too good looking to not be dating he has the most thriving social life right now it's so gross i hate him he tells me all about all the fun things he does all the time i'm like where was

00:04:33 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 8:

my invite do you ever do you know what does he ever talk to you about what he looks for in a girl because that's kind of interesting to uh to hear that chan and your uh mom's boyfriend likes the boobs does your what is your dad like on on uh the girls may so i tried to swipe through

00:04:51 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

like dating profiles like i set up a fake dating profile just to show him like this is what's out there and I put in like

00:05:00 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 10:

somebody who's similar to you and i was was going through photos and he would be like oh she's pretty and i was like yes she is yes she is wouldn't you like to get her number and he was like i don't want to talk about this with you you just need to do it my mom dragged her feet so much after she went through her divorce and my sisters now we just created the account for her and then she became like very into it what kind of account did you create for her match it was match and once we did actually this was like the first guy she met on match but um then she got so into it she was like well i don't like that photo i don't like that photo and she would send me photos switch it out for this photo and it was it's just so funny when it's your parents that are dating i you know yeah and i want to know where the 50 plus people are because i kept telling my dad to go on hinge because i felt like that would have it yeah but but i feel like that's matt yeah maybe but you have to pay you have to pay for like the the upgraded i don't know what it's called you know membership or whatever oh is that how you get the results i think that's how you get like the quality people that are actually on there to for a serious relationship yeah i see a lot of

00:06:04 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 3:

ads on tv that put push e-harmony to the older audience too like during daytime tv when the

00:06:10 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 5:

older audience is watching yeah i try to get around farmers only he was not

00:06:13 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 9:

it's funny it's funny because of you you think of this when your parents start talking to you About their sex life Or they start doing that

00:06:23 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 10:

It kind of makes you feel that way

00:06:25 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 9:

In my case My son Joe thinks it's great to talk about His mom and I's sex life Because of his radio show

00:06:34 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 3:

What does he know about your sex life

00:06:36 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 9:

He'll ask questions Like oh do you mom have sex a lot But I feel like he uses it for content Yeah he's using it for content And then he'll ask When his mom's on his show Which she joins the show a lot He'll go did you and dad do it last night It'll ask those questions, and it's like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Would he ask it if you guys were just sitting at the dinner table, or is it just... Oh, he does, and it drives her crazy. I actually laugh it off, because that's the way, and then Luke can't stand it. So my youngest, Luke, does not want to hear about anything at all. That's my mom, stuff like that, but what's going on, Steve?

00:07:15 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 8:

Hey, Mojo, how you guys doing?

00:07:17 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 9:

Good, what's happening?

00:07:19 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 8:

Good morning. I just had to call in. It just reminded me of a dramatic story when I was 15 of being in the car with my mom. She was on the phone, and she was like to my dad, oh, sorry last night about that cramp in my leg.

00:07:36 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 9:

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00:08:15 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 6:

Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This season on my podcast, Here's the Thing, I talk to composer Mark Shaman. It's about the hang. It's the pleasure of hanging out with the people that you're with. You know, Rob and I was always a great hang.

00:08:28 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 4:

And director Morgan Neville. Film school teaches you all the wrong things about making documentary. What do you want to say? Documentary is all about your ear. What do you hear? I feel like my job is listening really, really hard.

00:08:40 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 6:

Listen to Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:09:10 - 00:09:16 | Speaker 5:

I'm pulling it up, and as I'm pulling it up, I see an arm. Stop it. Come down.

00:09:16 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 2:

To deep dives into the stories you didn't know you were looking for. Hey, give it up for Mark Wahlberg on the podcast today. It's more than just a meme. It's a lifestyle.

00:09:24 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 1:

Listen to Hidden Florida and Beyond on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:09:28 - 00:09:32 | Speaker 2:

Hidden Florida and Beyond with Mark Wahlberg, May 21st.

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