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You're Not Getting It Until Christmas
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You're Not Getting It Until Christmas

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November 22, 2022 | 00:07:46 | Leisure

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is doing with his daughters that maybe some other parents are doing too what is it spike well for

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the past two weeks or so my kids have pointed out that they have asked me to buy them things and i always say okay but it's a christmas gift so you're not getting it until christmas and i realized kind of turning into my parents here because i've been holding clothes um anything really like nicole wanted an eyebrow pencil and i was we were in ulta and i'm like well it's gonna be your christmas gift here we'll buy it but you're not taking it home with you i have to put it in your christmas stock wait a second an eyebrow pencil i'm doing it with anything christmas gift i'm doing it with like toothpaste it doesn't matter i'm like yeah you know oh toothpaste that's mean yeah i'm like sorry you're a little crate with it we buy anything for this month i'm gonna wrap it up and oh you're gonna open it on christmas my kids are so annoyed at me yeah they should be these are necessities yeah those are everything's a necessity to my daughters i told my kids we're

00:03:14 - 00:03:31 | Speaker 5:

on a buying freeze it started this week buying freeze and i feel like i'm turning into my mom because we used to hate when my mom, she would do it like right after Halloween. Buying freeze, do not ask for anything. Put it on your Christmas list. I mean, she would say that to us until she was blue in the face. Put it on your Christmas list.

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We were walking around the mall this weekend and my daughter wanted this black shirt from the North Face. And I was like, well, okay, I'll get it for you. And I carried it out. And she's like, well, wait, where's my shirt? I said, well, no, this is getting wrapped for Christmas. She's like, but I want to wear it now. I said, I'm sorry, you're in the window now. It's one month.

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Now, toothpaste and an eyebrow pencil, that's like over the top.

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The eyebrow pencil is, with the toothpaste, I'm being facetious. But the eyebrow pencil is not a necessity.

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Yes, it is. It is a necessity.

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Yeah. What is wrong with you?

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She's got 80 eyebrow pencils.

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But you have the good one. That's like saying deodorant, not a necessity.

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Wait, wait.

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No.

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What are you spending money on?

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My daughter's. No, come on

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You probably bought some stuff

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I buy more Christmas gifts for myself at Christmas Than I buy for everybody else Because I never go shopping So when I'm actually out walking around I'm like, ooh, I want this, I want that

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See, now here's where I make myself feel better about that Because I'm the same way This is the time of year where everything's on sale So I'm like, oh, I'm going to wait and buy this, this, this Until this time of year But I don't get Christmas gifts So I'm like, I have to You don't get Christmas gifts at all? My mom will get me something But you got a boyfriend this year though Yeah but we're not doing Christmas gifts this year Because we're taking a little trip right after Christmas For my birthday

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Wait that's a gift

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No it's for my birthday So we both decided no Christmas gifts We're going to save our money for that trip To put towards that

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What about the kids? Andrew doesn't get you something for the kids? He might. I don't know.

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As stingy as I seem, I do want to say, I ask my girls for lists all the time. They won't give me a list. I'm like, tell me some things I could buy you for Christmas. They don't give me anything. So when I finally say, oh, you do want something here. You want this facial whatever it is from Ulta. I'm going to buy it from you and put it in. Santa's going to give it.

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Are there any other parents that do this, that put it on the list, put it on the list, and they're as petty as Spike is with things like the eyebrow pencil or toothpaste?

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What about tampons? Is she allowed to have tampons? They are not the same thing. Are they stocking stuff for now?

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An eyebrow pencil is not a necessity.

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My daughter does need some lozenges, but that will be a stocking stuff right now.

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844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Text is 95500. Look at these text messages here. Spike, what kind of a dad are you to not buy your daughters things that they need?

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I love this one. Spike's daughter. Poor girl can't even have eyebrows till Christmas.

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She's got 70 eyebrow pencils. They're all over the bathroom counter.

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She's probably really mad at you, but you can't tell because her eyebrows are not.

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Oh, my God. By the way, when you go shopping, you end up buying a bunch of stuff for yourself. You guys do that?

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I always do, yeah. Oh, yeah. Really?

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Every year.

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I never take the time to myself to go out and get things I need. So when I'm out looking for other people, I'm like, oh, look at these pants.

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The problem is everything is so discounted now. And I'm like, we'll never be this again. I got to take advantage. So I always will save, too. If I need, like, a coat or, like, something that's a little bit bigger, I always try to put it off to buy it this time of year because it's usually cheaper.

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Chelsea, what's up?

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My mother is like this. She started buying my daughter stuff in October, and the first thing was a winter jacket. And she was like, I'm just going to wait until – like, why would you wait until Christmas? It's like, you know, like, two months into the year. Like, she's just like, no, I'm just going to wait to give it to her. Like, get my kid the winter jacket. It's just a jacket.

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Her own grandchild's freezing in her...

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Freezing her ass off, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. We had to walk to the bus stop. Like, you know, just be a grandma. Just give her the coat. Come on, grandma. I gave the kid my coat. I was like, oh, let me see it. And I called my kid in the room, like, here you go. Yeah. It's not an option.

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That just seems, I don't know, it seems very cruel.

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She's stingy as hell. I hope she's listening.

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What's her name? What's her name? Tell everybody her name

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Susan, Susan Susan Buck, I hope you hear this

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First and last name

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But what about eyebrow pencils, Chelsea? I mean, that's not a necessity like a coat, right?

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No, that's absolutely a necessity When I heard you say that, that's what reminded me of my mother

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Alright, hang up on her, I don't want to talk to her anymore

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Hi, Cassie, hi

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Hi, I think a lot of it does have to do with age I have to say that, but My daughter wants a face cream from Malta, and it's $25, $30. Yeah. That's going to be a Christmas present. Yeah. Isn't that a way I'm spending that right now? It's a luxury.

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Yeah.

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Right. Like, I'm not, she's not Paris-Self, and she can wait.

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Hey, Katie, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

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Hey, listen to you guys every morning. Love you.

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Oh, we love you, too. Thank you.

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So, I just wanted to say that I'm absolutely this person. And I don't go shopping, especially after COVID. And one year, it was probably three or four years ago, right before COVID, went with all my cousins. We're in, like, I don't know, one of those outlets. And I went to Express. And I buy all my work clothes there and probably everything else. And I get up to the counter. And all my younger cousins are watching. And I'm, like, setting this terrible example because they go, oh, do you want to get the seat? And I was like, no. And everyone blessed it out laughing. And I was like, what? This is the time of year to get all the cheap clothes. I don't know the problem. Yep.

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I came home from the mall. I had like three bags. And my girlfriend's like, oh, you did good. You got them things. I'm like, no, I didn't find anything for my girls. This is all for me.

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Exactly.

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Do people ask you like when you're shopping, do they say to you, would you like a gift wrapped? And do you ever say, yeah, I'll take the gift box, you know, just because you don't want people to know it's for you?

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No, I do the opposite. I do. You could just put it in this bag and I have them all put all the things I buy all day into the one big shopping bag. so it looks like I only went to one store instead of I bought myself.

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By the way, you always take the gift box because you can always use a gift box, especially if it's free.

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