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Zack Needs a Nickname
Mojo In The Morning

Zack Needs a Nickname

from Mojo In The Morning

May 12, 2025 | 00:09:36 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:29 | Speaker 1:

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00:01:32 - 00:02:24 | Speaker 4:

Zach, can we podcast just that too? Like podcast, obviously, I was talking about it. But podcast just the song. I want people to be able to hear it. Oh, I like it. You're giving me the legalese on this whole deal here. Zach's changed, man. I'm telling you. Tony Travato's got you scared. By the way, have you officially been announced as the replacement for the assistant program director job? Wait, what? Do you want that job? I don't know if you want that. I can't hear that. I don't know. That was a title that Megan had when she left the station. I don't know if you want that job, because every assistant program director has gone. I mean, it goes way back to Nick Wise, then Joe, my son Joe, then Sean Streif. Strife Dog. Megan Mack.

00:02:25 - 00:02:27 | Speaker 6:

Here's the money, though.

00:02:27 - 00:02:33 | Speaker 7:

Ah, show me the money. Show me the money. Yes. I think you deserve it, Zach. You put in a lot of work, bro. I think you deserve it.

00:02:33 - 00:02:35 | Speaker 6:

Along with the money. And the money.

00:02:36 - 00:02:52 | Speaker 4:

Back when I first got into radio, they gave titles instead of raises. That was the thing. And so I had asked for a title, and they gave me the assistant program director. And the worst part of that entire title was Saturday afternoons when you get a call that somebody didn't show up for their air shift.

00:02:52 - 00:02:53 | Speaker 6:

That happened to me this Saturday.

00:02:53 - 00:03:00 | Speaker 4:

Did it really? Oh, my God. It's okay. Next thing you know, you're doing an afternoon shift. I remember saying, Chelsea, don't pick up the phone if you're going to come.

00:03:01 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 7:

Zach's doing everything, though. Zach Sagan doing all assistant program. He's at Boost Mobile doing events.

00:03:08 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 6:

I had my first on-air shift this weekend. Really? Yeah. I'm killing it.

00:03:12 - 00:03:18 | Speaker 4:

Wait. Stop for one second on this Boost Mobile thing. Have you ever done an appearance out there before like that? A paid appearance?

00:03:18 - 00:03:21 | Speaker 6:

I did one other appearance for the carpet guys. Yeah. So this is my second appearance.

00:03:21 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 4:

Okay. Did you have more than like four people show up? How many people showed up?

00:03:26 - 00:03:29 | Speaker 5:

About four people. Did you? Come on. Come on.

00:03:29 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 4:

I swear. We got to then give you a name or something. Like we got to get, I know that they say Zach from Mojo in the morning, but I know zigity zigity Zach or something like that.

00:03:37 - 00:03:42 | Speaker 6:

Didn't you hear his cute commercials or promote the event when you were getting your surgery?

00:03:42 - 00:03:43 | Speaker 2:

No, those were great.

00:03:43 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 7:

Are you still on payment?

00:03:45 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 2:

They made me smile every time I heard it, Zach. Thank you. We need something. He needs something. Zigity zigity Zach.

00:03:50 - 00:03:57 | Speaker 4:

Are you still hiring? Come on. Well, P.S. has got me going. I mean, he's got me. Or P.M. P.L. Is that what he's doing?

00:03:58 - 00:04:01 | Speaker 7:

Oh, my God. Take away the medication.

00:04:01 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 5:

Who is that now? Who's mobile is boosting up, moms? Hey, it's Zach, and I'll be at Boost Mobile at 35812 Van Dyke Avenue in Sterling Heights. You got to say Zach from Mojo in the morning.

00:04:10 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 4:

Okay. Yeah, you got. I mean, no offense to you, Zach, but Zach is great. Some guy named Zach. But if you say the legendary Zach from Mojo in the morning. Big Zach. Who's mobile is boosting up? This is Zach from the legendary Mojo in the Morning Show. And I'm going to be out there.

00:04:27 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 6:

Can you do it one more time, but say Ziggity Ziggity Zach? All right, hold on a second. Here we go.

00:04:30 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 5:

Who's mobile is boosting up? This is Ziggity Ziggity Zach from the legendary Mojo in the Morning Show.

00:04:35 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 4:

You know what you do, too? And this is what I used to do all the time when I knew that nobody was coming out to see me, but they wanted to see everybody else. I would claim that they were all going to be out there. Me and all my friends from the show are going to be there.

00:04:47 - 00:04:50 | Speaker 7:

Hey, Kev's going to be there with me. People come out like, hey, where's Sandy?

00:04:51 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 4:

And then you bring the stand-ups that we have, those cardboard stand-ups that listeners are fatheads. And you bring those and have people take pictures of them.

00:04:58 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 7:

A warrior like Taylor Swift might stop.

00:05:00 - 00:05:02 | Speaker 1:

But you just get crazy with it.

00:05:02 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 2:

Or if you get a pair of Taylor Swift tickets, you say, that's what you do. You say, with a special appearance from Taylor Swift, then you'll leave with her. You'll get to go home with her. I'm serious. That's good stuff. I think this is the thing I think that Zach needs to do is Zach needs, if you're going to be assistant program director, you need an agent. Let's go this morning and call like a couple of, you know, sports agents. I don't even know if there are radio agents anymore. Let's call some sports agents to see if they will represent Zach. Are there any attorneys out there? Like, do we have any guys? Like, I know we got David Feminineo. He does personal injury. Maybe David Feminineo will be your... I'm down. Or Top Dog could hype me up. Oh, that's not bad. Could you imagine if Tony gets a phone call? Hi. That would be a great scam. Have a guy call if Tony is, Hi, I'm an agent for one of your talent. Oh, yeah, who's that? Ziggity, ziggity, Zach. What's going on, Freely? Hi.

00:05:56 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 3:

hey i was wondering if you guys had any information about this starbucks strike i was just turned away from a starbucks and warn what they are on strike due to them treating employees unfairly

00:06:10 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 2:

for the past 10 days what okay starbucks strike google it let's see what we got what do we got so wait so you went to the one of the starbucks and they said that they're so what are they doing Are they standing out in front of the place, or are they inside?

00:06:25 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 3:

They're standing there with picket signs at the drive-thru, and there's no one in the store, and they're telling people that they are striking and to go away.

00:06:35 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 2:

Wow, that's kind of interesting, huh? They went full bore with this one here. I have not gotten to full details on this, but somebody call us and tell us details on that. We'll find out, okay?

00:06:46 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 1:

So I guess this is something that's been happening for quite some time now. It might just be trickling into our local Starbucks locations. They're protesting understaffing unfair wages and inconsistent schedules.

00:06:57 - 00:07:20 | Speaker 2:

Listen, I will say this to you. This morning, the Hall Road one made me a coffee. I'm happy I got there early, Lydia. Thank God for you getting there early before they went on a strike. But I will not cross a picket line. They were not. Maybe. I don't know. For maybe a cold brew, I might. Yeah. I don't know if I want you making my egg bites, though. I'd be afraid that the egg bites might be undercooked. Ashley, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

00:07:20 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 4:

hi you guys are talking about nicknames for zach yes i think that it should be zigzag like a zigzag

00:07:29 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 2:

okay it's kind of perfect with the amount of weed that this man uses how has he not had a remote yet cam block camp our great sales manager at a marijuana you know facility i've been asking this We can't do it on the air, I think, because legally the FCC and stuff, but we could do it on just social media or something. That's the rule? What's going on? I don't know.

00:07:59 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 1:

It sounds about right.

00:08:01 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 2:

By the way, the Mojo in the Morning Show going on strike with the Starbucks workers in a second here, just so you know that. We're going to be standing out in front of the building protesting unless Ziggity Ziggity Zack gets the program director's job. What's going on, Jill? Hi.

00:08:16 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 3:

Hey, I think it should be the Zach Attack.

00:08:19 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 2:

Zach Attack. I like that. I feel like that's very old school. That's kind of weak. I'm telling you. That's like calling him Zach St. John. You know how they used to always have everybody, all the old radio DJs used to have names like St. something or another or whatever.

00:08:31 - 00:08:32 | Speaker 1:

And why?

00:08:32 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 2:

I don't know. You gotta play Death Leopard.

00:08:33 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 1:

I like what Kev calls him and Kev calls you Big Zach, not the little one. I'm telling you, that's it, bro. The whole name, Big Zach, not the little one.

00:08:40 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 2:

Have you ever changed my socials to that? Not everything, Kevin, that you come up with is good.

00:08:45 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 1:

This is true. What's something that wasn't good? But that's pretty good.

00:08:47 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 2:

What's something that wasn't good?

00:08:48 - 00:08:49 | Speaker 1:

Sure, I'll wait.

00:08:50 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 2:

I get 10 pies. You did. Wait, no, no. That was brilliant.

00:08:54 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 1:

No, you wanted to give away the car at Moran Automotive by bobbing for the fob. Not a great idea. That is an amazing idea. Not a great idea. Can't submerge those in water.

00:09:04 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 2:

We would kill a listener. You put it in a pie. That's like we for a we. Oh, that's right. It was a pie. We for a we. We would kill the listener. We do not kill listeners. By the way, I'm thinking of something bad that Kevin did. We went to lunch to one of the worst steakhouses I've ever been to in my life. It was your call. When was this? A couple, three weeks ago. I don't remember that. That one. The restaurant that was inside. The one down here, downtown. The restaurant that was inside of the hotel that had one person in it. I walked in there with Kevin at one o'clock. I go, there's one person here right now. Don't you think this is a bad call?

00:09:36 - 00:09:36 | Unknown:

Oh, no.

00:09:37 - 00:09:38 | Speaker 1:

Why are you not remembering that?

00:09:38 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 2:

Is that near the Starbucks? Yeah, it's near the Starbucks. That food was delicious. That food was mediocre. And you had a burger and you ate every morsel. What's going on? Well, I don't want to waste food. What's up, April?

00:09:50 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 4:

Hey, I just wanted to throw out another nickname for Zach.

00:09:54 - 00:09:55 | Speaker 2:

Yes.

00:09:56 - 00:09:56 | Speaker 4:

Zach Daddy.

00:09:57 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 2:

Zach Daddy. What's going on?

00:10:00 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 5:

Turn it to Zach. Okay, I like that. Play the music. Oh, my God. Zach's daddy is pretty cool. Hold on. Joe's got one, too. Joe, what's yours? Well, instead of the hacky sack, how about the hacky sack? Oh, my God. All right. This is getting too much. I got to stop this. This is crazy. Oh, my God. All right. Thanks, Joe. I appreciate it. All great ideas. None of them probably will pass. All right, Zach, nice work this weekend, my friend. Appreciate you, my man. Any other futures out there? We can promote them on the radio? If I could be your assistant for the next six weeks, that'd be cool. Listen, you are my assistant. You're not my assistant. You're my head man.

00:10:44 - 00:10:50 | Speaker 4:

Hey, man. One and done on the dating, eh? Why no second date? Second date update. I know. It's the date.

00:10:52 - 00:10:54 | Speaker 5:

586 says, let's call him Ball Zach.

00:10:57 - 00:11:22 | Speaker 3:

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