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Zack Used The Handicap Stall
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Zack Used The Handicap Stall

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January 2, 2025 | 00:07:09 | Leisure

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zach had something happen to him zach is our executive audio producer big zach we always talk about zach in the realm of being like the sweetest guy in the world like he really is a nice guy but he always seems to have like things happen to him that don't happen to like mean people zach was uh out this weekend and zach you had kind of a bad experience in the bathroom i

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understand yeah well let me start off by saying i had a weekend full uh it was a circle of life so i went to a funeral on friday went to a wedding on saturday and then went to a gender reveal party oh my gosh you gotta play um so during all those events i i want to let the people know that two things one beer moves right through me and i'm not a public pooper so during all of the events i was drinking beer right and sunday uh flies by and i'm starting to feel a little bubble gut so i'm at this gender reveal party and uh go to the bathroom at this bar and uh i use the big stall the big stall the big stall the handicap stall because the other ones

00:02:48 - 00:03:04 | Speaker 4:

were full and it's awkward and whatever. And the big dog is better. And you're a bigger dude. You're like, you know, you're tall. How tall are you? I am 6'2". 6'2". Guys, what? 6'2", what? About 195, 200 pounds? Yeah, yeah. 200 pounds easily. I got you.

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All right. So can what? All right. So while I was done with my business, I was there for a good 35 minutes, y'all. Getting it in. Getting it in. And I open up the door and I see someone, like, tapping their finger, and it was a gentleman in a wheelchair.

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Oh, no. That's not what happened to me. Why you don't? The handicapped man waiting for the handicapped stall. You all had to go. I had to go so bad, but I felt real bad. You were staying for a minute.

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Okay, Zach, when you were going into the bathroom, were there other stalls open? No, he said, oh, my God, he said no.

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So there were three stalls. The middle stall was taken, so I was like, okay, I'm just going to go in the big stall. I'm not going in the smallest stall. Let me ask you this, Zach.

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When you realize this is a handicapped man in a wheelchair, of all things, did you start walking with a limp?

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Oh, my God, no. My heart sunk in my ass, and I had to go poop again.

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What did he do when you walked out and he saw that you were perfectly healthy?

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I started apologizing. I was like, oh, I'm so sorry. He was like, oh, don't worry about it. This happens to me all the time. And I'm like, oh.

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Poor guy. Oh, Zach. That is, by the way, that is a total Zach moment there, isn't it? That's hilarious. That is Zach attack right there inside the thing. You should have actually just yelled occupied.

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Occupied. Well, I couldn't see anything, like, from under the stall, or I would have, like, hurried up. But, like, I didn't know he was waiting there for as long as he did.

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844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548. you know what i feel like this is i i grew up catholic i have no idea zach if you're even of any religion at all you don't seem like a religious guy not really okay well i grew up catholic and you used to have to go to confession and that would be like the confession that i would tell the priest and it would be

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The worst thing I ever did because he would make me go out and do something that would, like, go say 8,000 Hail Marys or something like that. Or you have to volunteer today to help somebody that is handicapped. So I feel like I'm going to be that priest right now and tell you, you need to now go give back. You've got to go give back. Should I clean that stall? Or what are you guys thinking? Well, that might be a little bit more than I was thinking about. Maybe you can, I don't know, clean a handicapped man's booty or something. We'll go. Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry. I don't know how handicapped you are, but I can help you if you need. I have to do this. This is part of my duty. If you're up in my neighborhood and you need to use a toilet, I'm your guy. What's going on, Tiffany? Hi.

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Hi. First time on. Hey there. Nice to have you. We love you guys.

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Aww.

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We love you too.

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And I've got one at home that's only three months old, and so this is a little different, but it never fails that the changing pad for diaper changing is always in the handicap stall. Yeah. And whenever I have to go in there and, of course, like change a blowout diaper, there's always someone in that stall that they don't need to use that.

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That shouldn't be in there, right?

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No. She's three months old. It's happened four times. Why do they put that

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table inside of that stall that seems like it's defeating the purpose also for a person that is handicapped to use that stall? It seems like

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if the bathroom is big enough, it's near the sinks, but if it's not big enough,

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it's in the bathroom. They put it there. That's awful. What's up, Dana? Hi.

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Hey, good morning. good morning what's happening you know like i've been in you know like home depot where they got three four stalls and then the big one and they're always busy but the the handicapped one is not occupied so i i'm like i gotta go so i went in there one time i thought to myself i wonder if i can get it if i'm gonna get a ticket for parking my butt right could you imagine it

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could you imagine if they got if a cop could come in and write you a ticket for using that stall

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Yeah, using a handicapped stall, right?

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We've all had that happen. I guarantee all of us has gone into the handicapped stall at one point.

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Yeah, for sure.

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But isn't there like a rule like there is with urinals where you only use the handicapped stall if all the other stalls are taken? What? I don't know. That must be unreal.

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You know, I got one other thing, too. This isn't handicap related, but one time I go to the little kid's urinal, right? Oh, yeah. You mentioned that. So here comes a dad with his son, and I'm in between them. you know there's a big the big urinal and then the little kid urinal and here i am at the you

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know you do in that case you actually turn around wiener hanging out and say excuse me i'm sorry and then go to the next urinal you have to actually at that point you have to stop

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midstream and go to the next urinal i thought about that but i have mojo syndrome and i wouldn't

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want to expose myself uh you know what can i tell you something it's interesting i feel just as bad using the little kid urinal as I do using the handicap stall. Almost worse, because the poor little kid is sitting there and, you know, if you were when you were a little kid, you can't, you don't know what to do. You know, you feel like you gotta go. Yeah. Alright, well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. What's up? It's Mojo in the Morning Show. Thanks for listening.

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