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Mojo in the morning. All right, here's the topic that we're going to get into right now because we've got a funny story that one of the show members is going to tell. um who did you walk in on naked or who did you see naked eight four four six six five six five six five four eight eight four four mojo live we're bringing in the executive audio producer of the mojo in the morning show zach to us right now we were talking on our more mojo podcast to zach as he was giving us some analytical numbers about our podcast that we have and uh he was discussing that Zach had at one point been a dog walker when he lived in, where, New York, right?

Yep, in Queens, New York.

And actually was contemplating getting a job, a little secondary job here at the station as a dog walker. Would that not be a great thing? It would get you exercised during the day. That seems so annoying. When you're a dog walker, why is it annoying if you're a person that needs a person to walk dogs? You don't like dogs?

Kevin? Listen, if you need someone to walk dogs, I'm glad they have people out there that do that but i just i see those people with nine leashes and dogs going

this way and that way just look annoying so in new york it was actually only one dog i stuck to only one dog i didn't want to be the guy that had you know 13 dogs because i can't handle that so i uh stuck with one dog and i had one dog in particular uh it was a 10 year old pit bull named mini like mini mouse it's gorgeous i love her uh she had arthritis in her back of her legs so she couldn't really walk that much easy yep and as as a dog walker you have a block like a two-hour window of when you can walk the dog and then the client signs you up for like a 30-minute walk right so i would normally walk the dog at 10 30 at the end of the block so it was 8 to 10 and um the owner texted me one day and was like hey mini can't wait till 10 30 like she's pissing all over the house do you mind coming at 8 i was like oh that's like two extra hours okay so i'll go in. Get there the next day. 8-0-1. Knock on the door. She's like, come in. Open up the door. And she's butt-ass naked. Shut up. Oh, yeah. Sorry, we're talking. We make eye contact. And she's like, Zach, get the F out. I close the door immediately. Five seconds later, she opens the door a little crack. She hands me the dog. And she's like,

Hey, go take Minnie for a long walk. I'll text you when it comes back.

Naked.

So the dog has arthritis, right? Yeah. It was an hour and a half. Oh, my God. And the dog walked the first 10 minutes and laid on the sidewalk. So we were just there for an hour and a half. Can we go back real quick? Yeah. You're telling the story a little fast for me.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a little nervous. No, that's okay. Don't be nervous. How are you nervous? You saw a lady naked. I hope she's listening.

She knew you were coming. She texted you to come at that time.

So you had to open a door. Right. But I think she forgot. Do we think that she forgot or she was basically wanting Zach to come in there and walk her?

That's what I wanted so bad. I wish that it was a missed opportunity.

Okay, so hold on. Yeah, yeah. You go, you get the dog.

Yeah.

Because she called you to do it earlier. Why did you do more than a 30-minute walk? Because you said it was just a 30-minute walk normally. You did an hour and a half with one dog?

She was like, I'll text you when I come back. Did she have a guy in that house that she was... She didn't. She was a single lady. What was she doing by herself naked? I don't know. Wait, did she look good? Oh, she looked great. Really? Beautiful blonde hair, beautiful bosoms. What could you see?

Could you just see her from the top or did you see...

she was naked naked so like bush and all bush and all land and strip 2004 bush wow yes how much money again did you charge by the hour to walk dogs so it was like 17 per 15 minutes per 15

minutes so wait 15 times how many minutes are in an hour and a half it was 30 minutes so it ended

up being like 34 or something 34 because you said it was an hour and a half that you were going yeah so normally normally that's what it was normally scheduled what did you charge her for this thing So she ended up tipping me like $300, $400. Are you kidding me? And I saw the bosoms. And I saw the bosoms.

You can't beat that. Kevin, think about this. If you got a job as a dog walker, you could see a bunch of housewives that are hanging out throughout the day naked like Zach did. Yeah. And you get some fresh air, a little exercise. Some fresh air. I mean, all that stuff. If they look like Vicki Valentine, sign me up. Kevin met this judge friend of ours, Judge Vicky Valentine, the other day. She's my diverse judge. Was she really? She's great. I love her. Trust me.

But she is beautiful.

Ever since he met her, and he's been like, all judges look like that. I'm going to jail. Yeah, she's stunning. Keep it on the load on. Trying to play his move. All right. Okay, so let's go back to seeing people naked. Who did you see naked? Is it Kaya?

yes it is kaya who did you see naked so i have known my best friend since second grade and multiple times through like middle school and high school i would be over at her house and her parents would forget that i was there and their bedrooms were right across the hall from each other and diagonal was the bathroom so it would be like two in the morning and we would be out in the living room or i would go out to her kitchen to get something and i would see either her mom or her dad walk out of their bedroom directly across to the bathroom full frontal did they know that you were you could see them yeah so in the morning we would tell them like hey did you forget i was there last night and now as an adult we can laugh about it but they would just forget every time they would know i was over there and then just in the middle of the night without a care full frontal just walk across the hallway hey hey uh kaya whose full frontal

was more disturbing to see moms or dads probably i love her to death but mom really why what did

it look like describe it so she's just she's very big chested um i think she's a g and so there was just a lot to see there and a lot he couldn't look away from. And her dad is very like body. He works out a lot. He watches what he eats. So we kind of like his. He's got a very good physique. His mom, you know, there was just a lot to look at there. Can you imagine

seeing your best friend's mom and dad's you know, vagina and wiener? No. Oh my God. I would never stop talking. That's crazy. What's up, Shelly? How you doing?

Good morning, everybody. How's it going?

Good. Who did you see naked?

Well, actually, somebody saw me and my ex-husband naked.

Oh, jeez. Who was it?

He and I were in Florida, and we were in a pool making some fantastic cookies. And we heard something come, a noise from behind us. So we get out. You know, I throw a towel around me. My husband walked towards the bushes. And there was a police officer standing in between the bushes. Oh, no. Watching us. Oh, my gosh. That's weird.

Weirdo. Like, not stopping you.

No, not stopping. I was thinking, oh, gosh, we're going to get arrested in decent exposure. No, he was just enjoying the show. Which my husband asked me. He's like, hey, you enjoying the show, ma'am? What did the police officer say and do? What's that?

What did he say and do?

He didn't say anything. He just kind of ducked and, you know, kind of walked off really fast. It was so embarrassing. And I was like, oh, my gosh, a police officer is watching. I hope he didn't have video. But if he did, I'd look much better then.

I wonder how many times cops come up on cars of, you know, people in there naked doing things and just sit there and watch for a little bit before they shine their flashlights on. That's disgusting. Ah, geez. What's up? What if it was Justin and Hayley Bieber in there or Ryan Reynolds and Blake Live? I would watch. Come on. Seriously? It was really quick. I'd be there the whole time. I'd be like waiting until they all finished and then I'd be like, all right, you're under arrest. What's up, Jonathan?

Hey, how's it going? First time, long time. Hey, buddy.

Who did you see naked?

So I was coming home from work And my neighbor, I had to barely move into the apartment And they had like a glass screen door And I was walking up the stairs And I see my neighbor She was like 13 years older than me And I seen her naked, yeah, like everything But I ended up marrying her Oh, that's awesome

Love it first thing, you know That's incredible Wow, how old was she compared to you?

you were 13 years older than me

13 years older that's like the Mrs. Robinson type story

that's amazing

one of those stories

it turned out to be just like like a sex thing that's all it was freakiness and then I ended up getting a divorce

oh jeez we had a neighbor that lived next door to us Mr. Baranek and he had this younger wife and I remember when I was a kid the rumor was that the guy that lived on the opposite side who was my brother Bill's age was having an affair with her and he was young he was like maybe just out of high school and he was having a relationship with her and I remember as a young kid looking out our window, our screen door window, you could see like their back balcony area that he had off his master bedroom and seeing the neighbor Robbie climbing down from

the balcony. Stop. I swear to you.

And that's what it reminded me of, of him saying that. I did that. He sounded like the younger guy that ended up fooling around with him. That's like a movie scene. Oh, dude, it was amazing. We all idolized Robbie after that. What's up, Chris? How you doing? Hey, I'm doing

well. First time, long time. Hey, buddy.

We're talking about a little nudity. What's going on?

Yeah, so I get invited to be best man at one of my best friend's weddings. And, you know, we have the wedding. Everything goes great. We go to reception. And everybody decides, you know, after the reception's done, we're going to close it down and we're going to go over and get in a hot tub, have some drinks at a friend's house. So we all get there. And sure enough, I get in a hot tub. I feel a little awkward because I decided, you know, I don't have a swimsuit. I'll just wear my underwear. So I'm doing that. I already feel a little awkward. and out walks the groom's father and mother, and they are completely naked. And I'm right in the hot tub next to me.

Wait, so they just didn't care?

Not at all. Just letting it all hang out. And it was very much so all hanging out.

What did mom's boobs look like? Were they saggy?

You know, you ever seen the 40-year-old virgin? Couple of bags of sand, Mojo.

Wait, the next day was the wedding, right?

No, this was the next day we wake up and everybody's there. And it was quite awkward, I tell you what.

Thank you for the call, man. That's an awesome call. What's up, Thomas?

Oh, my God, Mojo, my grandmama.

You saw your grandmama naked?

Yes, yes, yes. So, God rest her soul, you know, she was probably, it was a few years ago, but, you know, she came out into the living room in a fully birthday suit and she had dementia, but them things dropped like mixtapes.

Oh, that's fantastic.

Cole, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, how's it going, guys?

Fantastic, Cole. We're talking about seeing somebody naked. Who'd you see?

Unfortunately, I saw my mom's boyfriend at the time naked at Disney World.

At Disney World?

Oh, how magical.

Why?

Yeah, so we had joint rooms because I have two other brothers, and I had my girlfriend along with me. And so my mom and her boyfriend at the time, they had their own room. and I think it was like something like midnight or one in the morning something like that and I went in my room because their side had the kitchen I wanted a little late night snack and I go through the room and laying on the bed without a blanket looking like a dead frog in the water was mom's boyfriend and his balls were just hanging out nothing like that at all it was the reddest thing I've ever seen And every single day, I was saying that it wasn't going to work out for them because I was never going to get that image out of my head.

Yeah. Did his balls look like Mickey's ears?

Yeah, they were a little bit redder, but they were just redder.

Oh, my gosh. Jamie, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Hi, Jamie. First time long time. Hey, buddy.

Jamie's on the phone.

We're getting great calls on this topic. Who did you see naked?

Yeah, so I came home from school early, and I told my mom I was going to be out all night. And I came home, actually, and my mom and her friend and her husband were in there, you know, getting busy.

Oh, no. So you saw your mom getting nailed by her husband?

And one of her friends. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no. Wait. Are you serious?

I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.

Wait, what?

Yes, it was really bad. Your mom, her guy. My mom, a guy, and one of her friends.

Oh, my God. Wait, so when you're watching this, first off, it's one thing to see your mom and dad have sex. It's another thing to have a third there.

Oh, God, it was traumatic.

Was your mom an all-star? Like, was she pretty crazy?

I did not stay to watch. I hurried up and ran out of the room.

I bet you I would have been out of there as fast as can be. I swear to you, I would, like, the moment that I noticed that my mom is getting, was it a guy and a girl?

It was traumatic.

So, well, he's listening to himself. Did he reference whether it was a guy or a girl that was with her boyfriend? Oh, it was a girl. It was a girl. Okay, all right, good. Thank God. Could you imagine two dudes doing your mom? And then you walk in. If I walked in with my mom getting banged by two guys, holy Jesus. God rest your soul, Mama. I love you.

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