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Zodiac Profiling

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April 4, 2025 | 00:10:49 | Leisure

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It's Mojo on the morning show. Kevin, getting judged for your sign. Are you guys really big into Zodiac signs?

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I'm not, but I love talking to people who are. I'm fascinated by the people who know all of the things.

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I'm not one of those people, but I went to a bar yesterday, hanging out with some friends. My birthday is a week away. Next Friday, April 11th. Oh my God. You feel me? So that's the conversation that we're having. Some people at the bar I know, some people I don't know. What does that make you? An Aries.

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Oh, I've heard about Aries.

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Exactly. So what does that mean?

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Aries, Lucy's an Aries. Her birthday is next week. You're feisty.

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Okay. But that's basically what happened. Like, I'm sitting at the bar and a girl like, oh, you're an Aries. I'm like, yeah. She's like, mm, I've dated Aries before. Never again.

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I'm like, we're not all the same. That's her trying to flirt with you, by the way.

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But I'm saying there are people out there who literally judge you based on your Zodiac sign and feel as though they know exactly who you are and exactly what type of person you are simply because you were born on this day. And I can't get with that.

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I like to get read. Like I like when somebody will give me a reading. But when people do the, and they're usually honestly just women, I don't see guys going, oh, you're in here. It's usually single women that for some reason do that.

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Or Mr. Chase. Mr. Chase, I was just going to say, rest in peace.

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But they'll do that whole thing where they – you know what it is? It's profiling. It's racial profiling. It is Gemini – Zodiac profiling. Zodiac profiling. You can't profile somebody. That's craziness.

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And it comes down to relationships sometimes where they're like, I'm an Aries and I feel more comfortable with a Scorpio.

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I wonder if there's anybody who has actually not moved forward in a relationship after meeting somebody or a first date or something because of their Zodiac sign. I don't know. That seems like if it is that important to you that you met somebody. But then once you realized when their birthday was, you were like, nope, this cannot happen.

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844 Mojo Live 844-665-6548. Here's my thing. Where are those Zodiac geniuses out there that always know everybody's stuff? I want you to give us the rundown on what are the signs that you do and do not F with. Because you guys always make it seem so, like, top of mind when you say it. And sometimes I actually hear them say things, and I'm going, I wonder if they don't know what the hell they're talking about. And they're just, you know, it's kind of like our engineers when they come to the studio. tell us something but um 844 mojo live listen to this text message this text message here goes kev at least you're not a gemini i'm a gemini how dare you what does that mean 517-7487

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i'll give out your number call in it's like what does that mean at least you're not it what's so bad about gemini's i i will say i've heard y'all got split personalities though well they're two

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different but we're also we're also kind of i think we're also from what i've had somebody in the past read we're kind of happy-go-lucky and a little bit but we also could get crazy too like

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it's like bipolar y'all got a little dr. jekyll mr. hi we got bipolar yeah there's a little bit

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there um i want to talk to the person who texts in oak have that explains a lot about you that you're an aries what does that mean I don't know, but I think, honestly, when people send stuff like that to us, they don't know what the hell they're talking about. What do I got? Do I have any calls, Zach?

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Yeah, we have Christina on the line, but I don't like her opinion,

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because I'm, you know, we'll find out. So that's why you guys haven't told me who's on the line. Christina, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

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I'm by no means, good morning, guys. I'm by no means an expert in astrology, but Aquarius men are the worst. Aquarius men and Leo men, like in my experience, I will stay away from them. And I have not, I have not a relationship.

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Give me a, you can't just say that without proof.

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They have extremely narcissistic, toxic traits. And after my last ex-boyfriend, I told myself I will never again date an Aquarius. And actually a month after we broke up, he ended up getting remarried and he's now in prison for murdering her daughter.

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Oh my God.

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All right. I'm done with Aquarius. it's so like aquarius men are the absolute worst and i've never met i've never met a capitan um just normal aquarius man so i just i tend to stray away from them and i haven't been in a

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relationship because of that can i hang up on that could by the way zach you know what it's not all aquarius just some of them uh but that's that could just be that person too i don't think that their sign made them do it they're just nuts all right uh kara go to kara next okay Yeah, we're getting rid of you. Kara, go. That's a typical Gemini right there. What's up, Kara? Hi.

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Hi, good morning. How are you?

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We're doing great.

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Look at that. I hope you warm up. They're making announcements. Could you get your computer fixed yet? Hold on.

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Stop for a second. Stop for a second if you can. I can't hear you.

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Okay.

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What is that? They're having soundcheck. That's a great time to do soundcheck. All right, say that, what you were going to say again.

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Can you hear me okay?

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Yeah, I got you now.

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Now batting number five. Did you fix your computer yet?

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No, I didn't. Why? Do you know anything about these ThinkPads?

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Okay. Well, I'm not an IT, so I'm not helpful in that way, but I have a ThinkPad. And every time it gets kind of frozen, you can do a hard reset. It might work. Maybe, maybe not.

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How do I hard reset that?

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so wherever your power button is just press and hold it and hold it down for like 30 seconds okay even if it shuts off or even if it doesn't just give it a 30 second hold and then usually it will reset it i know it sounds silly but are you in india because the

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only people that ever give me info like this are usually when i call up and they're in india

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i'm the farthest from technical support okay thank you i'm trying this okay good luck thank

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God love you. It's going to work, I think. Hey, we're hanging out at a Pitbull concert now. It's me at Beyonce right now. What's up, Brittany? Hi. We're at Comerica Park, and we're wondering, Brittany, is Kevin crazy because he's an Aries? I don't have Brittany. Okay, let's go to Neosha. Neosha. Neosha. By the way, it worked. That hard reset worked. She's a genius. What was her name again? I don't know. She was from India. Kara. Kara. She was great. You're the best, Kara. All right. Go ahead, Neosha. Hi.

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Hi there. I was just wanting to comment on the signs and things like that. And I think that Gemini's going to get a bad rap, but you guys are pretty, like, cool people.

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I'll talk to you all day. You know I'm a Gemini.

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My husband's a Gemini and, like, one of my friends. Like, you guys are cool. So you get, like, in mood, but unless people know you, they don't really understand that it's not about them.

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You know what? I'm going to give you my wife Chelsea's phone number, and you guys can share that. I love you. Have a great weekend.

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All right. You too, thanks.

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Shelby's still hanging out with us. Hi, Shelby. What's up, Shelby?

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Hi. I wanted to comment on the Leos because I dated a Leo. He was super narcissistic, super toxic, and he is also in prison for murdering his baby mama.

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Oh, my goodness. What's up with the Leos? All right, hold on. Leos. Zach, what are you again? Aquarius. Aquarius, Leos, murderers.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Wow. Well, you date better. Date a Gemini. You just heard Neosha a second ago. What's up?

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My husband's a Pisces.

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Oh, Pisces, too. What's his name? What's your husband's name? Herod. All right. Bianca. What's up, Bianca? Hello.

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Hi, Bianca. Bianca.

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Hey, we're hanging out right now. Friday night dance party on channel 955. You're in the mix with DJ Shortstop. It's time long time. What's going on?

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Hey, first time long time. Hey! Hey! Hey! He's on the phone! Thank you. And I knew that was the reason why I love Kevin. Kevin, you're an Aries. I'm an Aries. And we are just awesome. That's all it is. And people who don't like Aries just want to get over on Aries because we're the sweetest people in the world. But I will say to Shannon's question, I will never, ever, for the rest of my life, ever date another Scorpio. Ever.

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What did a Scorpio do to you?

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So my brothers is Scorpio. Everybody, like a lot of people I know are Scorpios. and I've dated two back-to-back and never again. No, no, never in this world. They need something. I don't know what they need, but they need something.

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Did he murder or do anything like that?

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No, they didn't. He didn't, but they're manipulated. That's what they are. They're manipulated.

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All right, we don't like them. All right, thank you. And then last but not least, Hazy. What's up, Hazy? Hey, how are you guys doing? Hazy, this has been a day that I'm telling you, if it wasn't that Shannon has literally had to talk me off the edge about five or six times, I probably would run out on the field naked.

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I think you just need some hot coffee or something to warm you up, Mojo. You'll be okay, I promise.

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What's going on? Hi.

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I just wanted to say I'm also a Gemini. Go Gems. Love us.

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Yes. Shout out to the Gems. Taurus are awesome.

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It's Capricorn men you have to watch out for. No more Capricorn men. But to do a little bit of a deep dive on that, you want to look at your birth chart, Kev. You'll know all the things, everything, your personality. Just kind of dive into it a little bit.

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Okay. So there's some truth to it.

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Yeah, definitely. And just so you know, Kev, your birthday is on a full moon almost. What does that mean? That means you should definitely have a good night but be safe.

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Well, this is great. This is awesome. Thank you. Now it's raining. They're spraying the field with water, and I'm getting wet. My computers are wet. Whose idea was it to broadcast from here?

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What the hell?

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You're on suspension. Lydia.

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Watch out. I'm on suspension. You could have done it in a broadcast room, but that's boring.

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