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Out of control teenagers taking over streets across the nation now. And her son Travis is accused of killing her, and today a judge ruled on whether he is actually confident enough to stand trial.

In 2017, two men saw the world as we know it collapsing and formed a partnership that took the internet by storm. They continue that fight today against the masses and elites that brainwash us every day by not taking any of it seriously.

He's lesping! He's Pakistani! You're right, her husband wasn't fucking her because he was on some chatterbait site with fucking balloon tits. So she took it out on fucking Rover. And what happened was she saw him online one day chatting with somebody doing puppy play. She's like, that's it. No, you're right. Those dogs are going to pay. So that's what she wants to criminalize all furry cons, which is the only thing I agree with and I'm sorry You're asking for privacy. I'm the one who went to bed woke up today And you and your husband ball gag McGee's fucking pictures are all over splatted in front of my timeline

And some Mexican women hit the wall when a coyote shoves them into one. Is it good say drew a tunnel?

Oh a different type of coyote. Sorry. I was thinking of the Looney Tunes

What do you think that coyote was trying to do to that sexy roadrunner? Oh god, it makes sense.

He's gonna sell his body. He's a sexy roadrunner. Yes. They don't... Those runners, there's not much on the bones. Stupid sexy roadrunner. There's some asshole on CNN in the back. You know I have an idea. Joe Rogan is kicking our ass. Theo Bond's destroying us. All these podcasters are fucking killing us. You know what I figured out? Everyone loves Joe Rogan. You know why? Why is that? Because he does his show from his office. What? Merch. And I still mean this to this day. I want to be able to get GHP. It was a wonder drug. And then a couple of fucking gay people had to rape people, and then all of a sudden, whoa, we can't have that at GNC anymore. Royce. I was a bully in high school, so this job was really easy for me to transition into. Just because Iranian women can't have OnlyFans doesn't mean that I want to pay for Interceptor Missiles. Like, you know, those things should never be connected.

Saving civilization one dick joke and Simpsons reference at a time. Here they are, Mersh and Royce.

Hey, hi, and howdy, everybody. Welcome aboard. It's Monday, and we're back. It was very brief. Yeah, it felt very brief, right? Felt very fast. We're back. Hey, we're back. We're here. Hi, everybody. Hope you had a good foot. Yeah, was it fun? Did you blow stuff up? I got some videos. I got some fourth videos coming up first to watch. Pretty lame where I was at. Yeah, I mean. It was very quiet. It's also been rain. It was really rainy this whole weekend, too. And that's the other problem is like, I don't know, man. I ended up just getting out to Tampa and watch like, you know, you know, it's great about Florida, though. I will say this, depending on the neighborhood you're in, you don't got to pay for a fireworks show. Most people in Florida have their own fireworks. But that's what I mean. Maybe I'm just. Oh, maybe it's where you're at. Where I was at, the houses were like. All of Lakeland was dead. It was very weird. There weren't any official shows. The neighbors weren't really going nuts. Very quiet. I was like, I was kind of getting hyped because I got 250 years. I bet everybody's going to go a little extra this year. And it was a little lame. And on top of that, I didn't feel too great over the weekend anyway. But hi, everybody. I did get to watch this guy fucking bombing with this chick at the bar for like an hour. Isn't that the best when you sit next to that? Oh, I stayed longer. I know. It happens to me. It's like the best. I went out for pizza, and I was walking around downtown, and I was just enjoying myself. And I was like, oh, let me go into this little Irish bar there. So I pop in there, and I'm having one around. and for some reason like i ended up talking to these two dudes to the left of me and there's this chick to the right of right to me and i they ended up all kind of grouping near me and everybody just started talking but man this one guy he wasn't letting it go bro he was gonna have

this bitch sitting next to me.

What would they look like, younger, older? Everybody was...

I'm going to say late 30s, early 40s. One of the guys was around my age. The guy next to me that was hitting on the chick was a little younger but not significantly. I would say late 30s,

early 40s. And then Mursh plays so much Hitman, so he goes into eavesdropping mode and he just presses X and he's looking at his phone. Literally just generic. Just like in Hitman, you can do that and you're invisible. Yeah, no one sees you. And later on, Merce heard the rest bite slightly crouching behind a car.

I always like playing Hitman and doing that. Like, there's certain points in the map that you can do that. You pick up, like, a waiter tray, and then it just considers you distracted. Oh, no one sees you. But then, like, I'll go smoke a cigarette or something, come back, and it's like my dude, 47's just been standing completely still with a fucking waiter thing for, like, an hour. Just holding it? Nobody's caught up to him and said anything.

I learned a new trick in Hitman 3 that is going to completely change the way you guys play

Is it the homing briefcase?

No, not the homing briefcase That's pretty dope I don't know if it's new, I think it came from an update or some shit There's a bug now in Hitman 3 where if you hit someone with a trank dart And then you shoot them before they drop Fucking you get the kill and you can do it and not break Silent Assassin

Oh, that's hilarious Okay Yeah. I just finished beating 007 First Light. If you like Hitman, you'll like it. It's a fucking great game. Highly recommended.

Fireworks. Coast-to-coast celebrations as fireworks illuminated the skies for the nation's 250th birthday. Across the country overnight. Fourth of July fireworks lighting up the skies as the United States marked the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. from major cities to small towns. Millions of people watching from streets.

Wow, those are the white neighborhoods. Hey, let's go check out New York. Did you see... Hey, Pessy, you know that video you played on Daywave today?

Side talk, the side talk one.

You sent it to me? I still have that, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the second up from what I said to you.

Oh, bro, did you see New York? No. Oh, Mersh, I know you said it wasn't lit where you were. That's because you were just in the wrong place. This is New York. Side talk's hilarious. I don't know if you know this merch about New York City, though. Fireworks aren't not allowed, okay? However.

You see what's going on, nigga? We outside, nigga! You gotta be fucking telling me this shit is a fucking movie. You got a fucking bazooka. Dagman versus Iran! We got enough fireworks to go against Iran right now! Uh-oh. You're a person, we fucking love you, nigga. Shout out, fucking man, Davi. Fuck the sports! We're celebrating the white people feelin' shit. You got Jesus in real life. Nigga, what the fuck is a kilometer? Boom, boom, boom! Yo, why are these niggas on deck with shit? Firework in my fucking drink. And we're drinking this shit. Fuck England, nigga, this is the U.S. 250!

Okay, I did like the fuck England. That's pretty funny.

I'm telling you, thank me! It's no hard that you are like this one. When y'all done, I guarantee you, we still lighten this bitch up. All night with the big boom.

I'm kind of feeling in 1776, none of you would be allowed to be doing this. Hmm.

Watch us!

Yeah, so New York was a little different. You know, you kind of do whatever you want there all the time. If you're black, I think that's you're allowed. But also, you know, we there's the biggest thing that's going on is the Taylor Swift's wedding. Nothing matters more than Taylor Swift's wedding.

OK, what are we?

Nothing matters more.

OK, what are we learning about the details of this massive party? Add to them, please.

Well, here's what we know. Details are slowly starting to come in. And then all of a sudden they kind of went to a halt.

They're going to get divorced within two years. Wow, I was going to say four. Okay. All right, bye. We'll see.

And so we know just, you know, a few simple things. First, we know, obviously, that Taylor and Travis got married at Madison Square Garden.

You see that they try to make a whole big story about Tom Brady leaving early. And they were like, oh, Tom Brady snubbed them by leaving early. And I'm like, yeah, he's a drip. He always has been. Yeah, no, that's true. Tom Brady's always the guy that's leaving your wedding reception at 830 and going to

home by nine you're lucky if he goes that's what i mean yeah he's one of those that gets up at 2 30 in the morning like mark warburg to go to the gym you know kind of garden enchanted theme from what

we are hearing they didn't have the traditional bride and groomsmen that you usually see at a wedding but as mentioned earlier uh taylor we had japanese sex robots is what i heard brother austin was the man of honor and then we also had all these people just are like

like just they all look like pharmaceutical ads like their faces are so glazed over by and it's like pills it's ssris and all that stuff but like they're just glazed over they don't look like human beings uh

Travis's brother Jason, who was the best man. Now, we are also hearing that again.

That's how you went to the wedding, I'm assuming, with a Hawaiian shirt. That wouldn't be the way to go.

And you mentioned 1,000 people, and you think, well, that sounds like a lot of people. How can that be intimate? But they did find a way to make it feel.

1,000 people is not an intimate gathering, okay? I don't care how. You can't make that feel intimate. You can't make Madison Square Garden intimate. No, you can't.

Like, a very intimate experience. um they also both wrote their own vows which i expect nothing less from taylor swift we're also

hearing that adam why she doesn't write her music no i was gonna say her songwriter maybe wrote the

vows did she have her vows ghostwritten yeah hearing that adam her vows were ghostwritten

by daryl hall not many people know that he goes handler officiated the wedding adam so was a adam sandler officiated so it was a jewish ceremony also does he have any like authority to be doing weddings or just all jewish people magic no you can just go like 50 online and become ordained like that's easy you know that's not difficult you know song and ministers

for the couple now speaking of performances stevie nicks has been reported to have performed along with paul mccartney who actually performed a song that he hasn't uh sung and i think since

the 60s it was banned on the run by wings nice uh he was ordained specifically to do this what what was he ordained as what though uh as just an officiant like like like just like like

the legal kind of religious kind yeah sung and i think since the 60s which was an incredible um

moment for both taylor and travis again yeah that's really cool how you like just get paul mccartney to sing at your wedding um i mean i don't like the beatles so i wouldn't like that

anyway isn't it funny how taylor swift basically has an infinite amount of money and chose to still have just a larger version of the most basic pumpkin spice loser wedding you've ever seen paul mccartney will play and we'll give out soap you're right oh my god well yeah because she's

got a lot of money she just doesn't have any original ideas exactly she's personality she's a white girl's instagram like that's the thing something about basic white bitches it doesn't matter how much money they get you're right they do the same thing this is the same the difference is it would have been a beatles cover band but it's the same thing it's the same thing all white women have the same wedding over and over again all the details are still kind of bit by bit coming in and we're kind of let me guess you also had your golden retriever be the ring bearer fucking asshole

I think two and two together but I mean I don't know Kira it looked like an amazing time well everybody wants to know when are we going to see the pictures okay so here's the thing there has been reports that an NDA was sent out obviously during the invite and even

you know what yeah it's an intimate thing with a thousand people that you have to fucking sign an NDA you know the usual it's I'm sorry, but I can't.

You know, just a normal wedding that you have to shut down streets with security and inconvenience other people's average day for, you know?

This is what it reminds me of here.

Ugh, that's just what stupid people say to each other in their stupid wedding vows. Please, say that at your wedding. Then play that ukulele version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow. Real original, Dave. Ooh, maybe you should get a dog the year before you have children. You know, for practice. Kill yourself, Dave. Your life's been lived like a billion times

It really has

Um, okay, we're not for Taylor Swift. That doesn't matter. Okay, what did happen was the Brooklyn Bridge caught on fire because the fireworks that's crazy

Whoops whoops a daisy okay, that's not good

whoopsies i think that wasn't supposed to go off though it was in the air

i don't oh oh it was fire in a couple different places guys not one place a couple places well you're fighting for a couple different places you're right you're right royce that's the thing

about fireworks, they explode outward like a star and it goes

everywhere. Jesus. Uh, ahem. This is Dallas. Again, you guys don't want us to make the jokes, but then you howl. Like, I don't, what do you want from us, man? You can't do that.

Can anyone translate what he's saying?

I do not know what he's saying. I know that word. Ah, yes. The red state of Texas. Dude. Dallas.

Bro, Dallas is the worst big city. But, like, even as far as, like, you know, liberal cities go, it's not that liberal. That's like crazy Dallas sucks dogs. So boring. Yeah, it's not my

This is like a found footage film ah Yes arrest oh oh i love texas street fights one of the best channels which is wild because like usually it's sixth street like texas street fight is great for like the sixth street fist fights and stuff yeah you know this i like to think this is the future george washington envisioned for us and i think that was washington carver yeah george washington carver that makes sense yep yep tragedy rocking pennsylvania as an illegal

immigrant truck driver has been charged in the death of a pennsylvania state trooper yeah okay

another truck driver illegal immigrant truck there we go michael pahara had just moved back

in with his mother uh nerd to help care for her sorry or while she is battling cancer now i feel

bad that i called him a nerd he's a good person he's a good person i feel bad now the man being

accused of causing this tragedy is michael bond an illegal james mike michael bond immigrant from haiti who authorities say oh a haitian truck driver this is a new variety exciting they remained in the u.s despite being ordered to leave in total for more than an hour and a half

a valiant attempt was made to save trooper michael pehara's life and they were unsuccessful the man died a hero he was an outstanding trooper

former DHS deputy assistant secretary john that guy looks like immediately after that press conference he went into the back room where the body was there and he goes so we can rebuild him

right we're going to make him a killing machine today an alarming guys did you see the fucking

patriot front thing oh yeah an alarming scene unfolded in capitol hill this morning as hundreds

of members of the white supremacist did you see the photo of that one black girl sitting on the train with all of them and then they were like look at her she's like rosa parks and now they're calling her rosa sharts and i was gonna play the video today but i realized that i can't i can play it on wednesday there's video of that same woman literally shitting on a train that same train yeah oh i can't you know i just you know a video i can't play it yeah no no it's not

the just the same rosa sharts rosa sharts it's it's not just the same woman it's the same day It's the same video.

Oh, that rules.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This group, Patriot Front, marched through D.C. The group moved throughout neighborhoods in the district wearing face coverings, carrying American and Confederate flags, and it caught many off guard. Our Sarah Robinson spoke with people who woke up to the march and say that they were shocked and unsettled by what they saw.

People living along 6th Street near C Street say they woke up to the sound of hundreds of people marching past their homes. At first, they...

Look, I still think Patriot Front is a fucking op, or at least some op with it. Two things. It's either an op or it's infiltrated. I mean, or both.

You want to know what's up with it? Do you know what it used to be called?

The Federal Bureau of Investigations?

Oh. No.

The Central Intelligence Agency.

No.

Okay.

Vanguard America, did that tickle your ear, Merch?

Wait, what? Yeah. Yeah, James Alex Fields. Yeah. Really?

Patriot Front is an offshoot, offshoot, air quotes. After Charlottesville, that group, this Vanguard America, disbanded, and an offshoot from Vanguard America turned into Patriot Front.

Right, right, right. But regardless of whatever you think of them, it's like they didn't kill anybody.

who gives a shit thought it was a parade so they started taking photos but the reaction quickly changed it was a parade to shock and fear when they realized

It was the group Patriot Front.

Boop, can I ask why it's shock and fear? Because Patriot Front is as fed up as they are. They don't go fight people. They're not hitting people. So what are you worried about?

That way, that way they don't have to keep running.

I do kind of say, though, I don't like the face mask, but I do like the rest of the drip. It's not bad. Yeah, I guess.

I don't know.

Actually, that's gross. Well, ma'am, to be fair, you're gross. Yeah, so, I mean, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. yeah seriously and they're making fog water they're force feeding you i could tell ew we we don't need that ew ew women are all you women are all the same they're all the same they

all have the same opinion today the symbols of hate what symbols they're wearing what are you

talking about they're dressed like a lawn care worker they actually are they actually do look

like somebody that would be riding a riding lawnmower right like the government ones yeah

hey why is this black guy in patriot front face coverings navy blue shirts and khakis was seen marching through the streets of dc from union station same shields that antifa uses when

they have soros money like come on guys can we try a little bit harder they don't need to try

hard or virgie everyone's stupid oh yeah i forgot why would you try hard that's dumb it's it guys

it's the white man group we didn't give them enough time to bring out their banging pipes

that's right that's right they're going to put on a show out there

eastern market i would i think i would be curious as so where that like comes where their patriots

and i'm curious why you're wearing one of those aura rings when you don't give a shit about your health hisum comes from and and what they yo you take up the entire wide screen if this was four by three they couldn't contain you in a cr tv i think that they're celebrating

right here yes that's the third ring she's bought because they keep catching fire when she puts them

on oh yeah in america especially on this uh weekend get out the group was seen carrying

flags and iconography associated with patriot front patriot front is a white supremacist organization luke bombgartner what's what are the black panthers is a research fellow also a white supremacist there washington university program on extremism what's the point today you know say

what you want about patriot front but they're paying their fare yep they're not they're not evading it point nationally this is the leader of patriot front who actually just looks like a mountie for some reason or like a park ranger like an old prospect prospector's another good doing yes he's panning he's panning for gold representation of the nation's god yo dog i get it but you kind of look like a boy scout leader i don't know what you're doing but they do like

to crouch themselves in this patriotic veneer they use the betsy ross flag they use the red white and blue colors to evoke this feeling of americana and basically what they're hey what happening ahead man trying to get at to spread their message that america is a place for only

white people. The masked group handed people WUSA9 spoke with these flyers, stating they

strong families, strong nations, the strength of America, the strength of its people, the strength of the people, the strength of its families. The posterity of our nation must be defended against governments, hostile to descendants of European race who created and sustain it. It is a patriotic duty to boldly defy the betrayal of our people's rights. Strong families, healthy communities, and those destroying the American family can only have the intent to destroy the American people.

quote stand against gender hysteria the murder of the unborn the corruption of youth and the

assaults against the institution of marriage they don't want to be identified um you know they have

jobs they have families um yeah so what you're saying is that's why they look again yeah that's why people don't tell you who they are because you're going to get them fired for it it's unpopular

to say but they are sometimes normal people with careers and lives and having and have different

political views of you and they're demonstrating it non-violently and you just know how to deal with that because you have a nose ring and you're like an adult and being publicly identified with

groups like this puts that at risk dc police sent w usa 9 a statement on the march saying in part quote mpd recognizes the rights of individuals to peacefully express their views and remains committed to maintaining public safety neighbors tell me they are thankful that the march passed without any major confrontations or acts of nothing bad happened so this was a nothing burger

so you were worried for no reason got it hey you know what happened when like that fucking black dude was on a bus of the white woman he stabbed her in the neck so like yeah dude eventually this

shit is gonna blow up because they're gonna keep showing them and keep showing them and keep showing them and people are going to go, wait a minute.

but they just show up and they don't hurt anybody. That's literally how the Black Panthers got.

And by the way, you people are stupid. The reason they make them wear a mask is like they do an action movie. So they can use the same extras over and over again. Yes. Do you know, you know, movies that always wear helmets and stuff that way. Cause they had like five good fighting guys and they had to keep reusing them.

Oh, free lawmakers today killed a bill. Oh, this one's story is wild. It had prevented registered sex offenders from running for public office.

Yeah, they killed a bill that would have prevented registered sex offenders from running for public office.

Earlier this year, a registered sex offender, Renee Campos, tried to run for Fresno City Council.

Well, today lawmakers had a larger debate over what kind of criminals should be blocked from running for offices at the state and local level. KCRA 3 political director Ashley Zavala explains what happened.

Democrats here at the state capitol are divided over whether people convicted of sex crimes should be allowed to run for public office.

That's a wild thing. Like, that's actually crazy.

But with today's action, people who are registered...

I just assumed they couldn't. You're telling me this entire time pedophiles could have ran for... Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, are you kidding me?

Our government would be empty. But did you see who the deciding vote was?

...registered sex offenders from seeking office... Scott Wiener.

No. No. The committee chair, Democrat Scott Wiener, proposed an amendment to narrow down that limitation to those registered for life.

That amendment? Wiener. was denied, and the bill was killed. We talked with Senator Wiener about it today.

And there are a lot of people who go in the sex offender registry for lower-level offenses who I don't know that everyone would believe they should be banned from running for office. Everyone does.

No, let me stop you there, dog. Let me stop you there, dog. No. Shut up. Your last name's Wiener. I'm not going to listen to you about fucking sex offender.

This is fucking literal gay sex demon. No thanks. The one that was in the Pride Parade as a leather daddy? Yeah.

Pessy, I know that you don't know a lot about politics and shit because you don't care.

Well, I know that this gay sex demon was recently chased out of a pride parade. Did you see that?

Yes, I did see that, the trans thing. What does that say? That was so funny.

This is also the guy who wrote the bill that decriminalized giving people AIDS.

Correct. Oh, and the underage sex one.

And the underage sex one, where specifically for gay men, they decriminalized it, not made it legal.

To be fair, his argument was, how are you going to make more gay men? Duh. Yeah. Got to reproduce somehow. Come on.

Was his defense of that like, oh, what if it's consensual between the two? Is that what he's doing?

I don't think he ever said anything about it. he just put the bill forward and said sign it bitch and they did yeah basically a very dangerous

road we're going down to say that minor crimes are going to ban you for life for running for office minor crimes like it's supposed to minor crimes yeah yeah we live in a democracy where people get to run for office including people who have a lot of flaws it was very funny the bill

was introduced after a registered sex offender tried to run for fresno city council in a statement tonight the bill's author said in part quote the bottom line is this i was not willing to make additional amendments to this bill i made a promise to my community that i would do everything in my power to ensure they would never have to go through something like this again accepting additional amendments to this bill would have jeopardized that promise yeah you can be a sex

defender who cares it's not a problem just you can't be you know a white guy then you got a problem so this video i saw by white lotus posted this and um i saw this yesterday this is very this fucking killed me when i came across my timeline so this is how boomers will hand over

the reins to the younger generation oh dude i almost put this in prep yeah this is i almost put it in prep but i was like we're getting older now yeah we won't be here forever okay

because someday you're gonna have to take the reins and lead the way please go take a long nap i know you're scared it's a big responsibility i've been paying taxes for years to a death cult and uh feel totally misrepresented we've tried to leave the world nice and tidy for you that one's

He's the one where I was like, oh, no, but okay.

One World War II, that wasn't you invented fire. When you see a beautiful coral reef teeming with life, you don't think of me. Yeah. And we promise to share everything we've built with you once we depart. Okay. You're still here. I'm still here. You know, with recent medical advances and stuff. You're just never going to die of transfer power. No, I'm going to spend all my money on robot organs.

yes i'm gonna go live in a 110 and over only community made out of diamonds on the moon and like seriously never ever sell my five-bedroom house i bought in 1982 for 40k

speaking of that you guys saw that fucking loser brian johnson he's dying he has a disease in his stomach yeah i know it's like eating itself so much for living forever douchebag i'm gonna live

forever as a very rich old powerful robot man oh god here's what you do you walk into any store with your resume firm handshake wearing a bow tie of course it's like that doesn't work it's your fault you're fucking lazy yeah

yeah caroline levette this entire this entire thing you know we played we played the video um we played the video uh uh last week of her talking about you know pulling yourself up by the bootstraps that whole speech that she gave where she was like you gotta pull and then we she uh wrote this entire thing and it was community noted already it was community noted because she's catching a lot of slack and it says, I'm seeing a lot of bad faith actors take my comments from this interview out of context. So here's the full interview and let me expound. This interview was about the rise of communism on the left and I was asked by Jesse Waters why so many young people are buying the false promises of free stuff being sold by communist politicians. My answer, a combination of laziness, yes, and the liberal indoctrination has been taking place in our education system far too long. There are far-left educators pumping students' heads with garbage, convincing them that hard work and sacrifice won't pay off down the road because they want them totally relying on the government instead. I went on to say, that's why President Trump is a huge advocate for school choice and why so many... Okay, she continues.

Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. This is all over the place.

Get a fucking grip. At the same time, it's also true that many Gen Z The Americans are hardworking, entrepreneurial, and deeply patriotic. And it's vital we protect the American dream for them. That's why I'm honored to work for President Trump and speak on behalf of our administration that is implementing the right policies to do this lower tax, less regulation, stopping Wall Street from purchasing single-family homes, Trump accounts, and the deportation of illegals who are taking our housing and jobs. We're not deporting anybody anymore, by the way. There's more work to do, which is why President Trump and our entire administration won't stop fighting. Now, community note. OP, they just called her OP by the way, claims, I'm honored to work for President Trump who is stopping Wall Street from purchasing single family homes. However, Trump has to late signing the bill that would end this and has said multiple times that he does not want to lower housing prices. Oof. Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot. That is a wall of text. That's a wall of text. And it's all over the place. Yeah. And also, you're married to someone 30 years older than you. Shut the fuck up.

God, I hate her.

All right, let's see. Let me check. Nothing on my side. Anything on YouTube side?

Oh, let me see here. Sorry. It's loading. It's loading. Let me check Ko-Fi 2 on here. I do. Sorry. Brute, stayed at 8 for 2. It says, Joe Manchin stood during the State of the Union. That's old news. Is he still around? I don't know. brennan lucas for five said uh do you hear xbox fired 3 000 people today and restructured uh but what can they do you know if games about sentient pottery doesn't sell what will

did they really that xbox really fired 3 000 people for real that's wild sentient yeah specifically

specifically from xbox like the uh and also uh bethesda and xenomax got a very scary strongly worded letter about get your fucking asses in gear and get a goddamn fallout out they they they were told to focus their all of their efforts strategically on their main ips

and uh and mersh just to explain uh the pottery thing there was a game that was released called kiln where it randomly generated you as a piece of pottery and all it was was just some shitty

overwatch fucking got it type of game are you serious got it yep yeah you know those like phone games where you made like a pot while you're taking it's literally called kiln like pottery

Yeah, and and the biggest disappointment is is that double fine is is one of the best game studios and has released some of the best shit over the last few years And this was just a big It's a hero shooter What overwatch But with pottery

Yeah, so like how you

shape your pot determines what kind of character it is like whether it's like a heavy character or a light character or a gay character yeah if you make a dick shape it's a gay character it's in the game true yeah it's right there see that one that's dick shape oh sorry hero shooter's more like league of legends right more with league of legends this is retarded watch too yeah they

should they should have fired everybody i'm actually for that now thank you for presser for rating the stream appreciate it buddy all right um we are shooters or any of those stupid

ass games where it's like every character has like their different special abilities and shit

we are tracking several major top stories that are happening throughout the day today one of them being that tyler robinson the person accused of shooting and killing charlie kirk will be in court for a preliminary hearing are you gonna are they ever they're gonna get the

real person behind it and all that just fall guy okay and we are seeing that a joint statement

has been released by the families of erica and charlie kirk wow erica's releasing a statement

it's going to be really deep it's by the way knowing her because she can't help it she's going to talk shit about candace even in this in everything that's all she does is talk shit now

take a look at this a social media post courtesy of matt finn he says new erica kirk and charlie Kirk's family release a joint statement ahead of the preliminary hearing today in UT statement on behalf of Charlie Kirk's immediate family, his parents Robert and Catherine, his wife Erica and his sister Mary. That statement goes on to say quote, Charlie was a beloved husband, son, brother, friend and father. Every court proceeding serves as a painful reminder of his death and the loss that has irrevocably impacted our lives and the lives of his children. We remain deeply grateful for the support, prayers, and kindness we have received. This outpouring has sustained us during the darkest days of our lives. Out of respect for the judicial process, we will not be commenting further at this time. We ask for continued privacy as we navigate this process of immense grief.

Okay, you're not going to get a lot of privacy when after he died, you came out with a fucking dress like Ric Flair with Pyro. Like, I'm sorry. Yeah, I mean, now you're said. You're not somebody invoking privacy here.

I want to bring up some of this footage here and just provide a little bit more background context as to this entire.

This guy. This is the guy that this master, this lone wolf, as they like to say. a situation because obviously he was just mad at his trans girlfriend that's all it was yeah man here's been granted partial immunity yeah obviously because it's partially a man

do you think it's the man part or the girl part that got the immunity the bottom half

oh bring kicks off today in the murder case and the murder of charlie kirk it's going to be happening in utah where prosecutors aim to convince a judge they have enough evidence to try the man accused of killing him and seek the death penalty fun fact about that evidence

you know the defense the defense filed a discovery uh the judge has denied all of their discovery requests for all of the evidence up to this point the defense has not been allowed to look at any of the text messages that supposedly are confessions haven't been able to look at the bullets haven't been able to do any data or forensics data on any of the messages uh they haven't any evidence at all the defense has not been allowed to look at it yet well that's because

it's in cash patel's office and he's drunk again and he's sleepy yeah he's sleepy boy what do you

want him to do you see there on your screen well this is charlie kirk the one you just saw It's Tyler Robinson, the suspect in question. Now, the five-day preliminary hearing will mark the most significant presentation.

Now that it's been a few months, can we all admit that the fucking lefties that put out that freedom shirt with the bloodstain, that shit went kind of hard. It is funny. That was fucking beast mode, dog. That shit went kind of hard.

And the first time that Kirk's parents and widow, Erica Kirk, will be in the courtroom with the defendant. Tyler Robinson, 23 years old, is charged with aggravated murder in the September 10th assassination of Kirk, a conservative activist and ally of President Trump at Utah Valley University. Robinson turned himself in a day after the shooting, and prosecutors allege he confessed in a note left for his...

That's the other thing, yeah, he was going to go completely silent that he did it, but he said he couldn't help himself, and he texted his trans girlfriend. I have to let you know that I did it.

I did it. have you have you

seen the note yeah dude all of this is like everything about everything about look i'll tell you this even after this happened the day of we were saying hold on what's going on here

this is not roommate who was also his romantic partner that read quote i had the opportunity to take out charlie kirk and i'm going to take it nice robinson has not yet entered a plea also i

In this note, to let it be known, I'm acting alone and have a sound mind.

They have, however, sought to get the death penalty taken off the table so far unsuccessfully.

That ain't going to happen. Well, I remember how quickly Erica forgave him. She went on stage and she forgave him. She hasn't forgiven Candace Owens yet, though, but she is, you know. To be fair, all this guy did was kill her husband. Candace Owens was mean to her. Oh, and fucked her husband. Allegedly, we don't, listen, I'll be very clear. I don't know if Candace Owens had sex with Charlie Kirk. However, if that came out, I would not be surprised.

It will resemble a mini trial, but prosecutors need only demonstrate that they are reasonable grounds to believe that Robinson killed Kirk. the standard is lowered for an actual trial where prosecutors have to prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt taking us back to another social media post courtesy of fox news correspondent

can i read this fucking note for you right sure this is this is the note mersch have you heard

the note it's really bad no i mean i'm sure i read it at some point but um luna if you are

reading this per my text then i am so sorry i left the house this morning on a mission and set an auto text i am likely dead or facing a lengthy prison sentence i had the opportunity to take out charlie kirk and i took it i don't know if i will have succeeded but i had hoped to make it home to you i wish we could have lived in a world where this did not feel necessary I wish I could have stayed for you and lived our lives together. I lack the words. This sounds like a Civil War letter.

My dearest Petunia. It's written by a moron, though. Yeah, who wrote this?

You know what?

I'm already hearing this. I know. A woman three-letter agency person wrote this. This is female writing. This is how a woman writes. But go ahead, Virgie.

I lack the words to express how much I love you and how very much you mean to me uh context from the text messages uh robinson followed up with text directing his partner to a note that explicitly confessed in the exchange from charging documents and indictments key opening parts drop what you're doing look under my keyboard partner looks and finds no partner what you're joking right robinson i am still okay my love but i'm stuck in orem for a little while longer yet shouldn't be long until i can come home but i gotta grab my rifle still to be honest i had hoped to keep this secret till i died of

old age and then it continues by saying i sure hope that that handsome cash patel never catches me or finds me boy his girlfriend's really talented that's for sure he he wrote that

note like he was wearing a wire yes dude that's exactly that's no that note is written that note is written like a civil war soldier writing that's exactly what i said my dearest petunia

with like black and white footage of the war on the screen while it's happening slowly zooming

on an old photo of the soldiers yep today in the murder case i mean

doesn't matter we're never gonna find out of the trump assassinations we're never gonna find out

about attempts we're not gonna find out about that did you did you also see like that the rifle he used like they were saying that he carried the rifle in his book bag but the rifle doesn't fit

in the book bag of course not and then he just kind of just was able to get up there

whatever yeah thank you for joining me and then he was like hey you know where i'm gonna leave this rifle i committed an assassination with in a cardboard box on the side of the road well he

thought it was like it thought it was like metal gear solid rules where you put something in a box People can't see it. And then it saves, like, all over. Right, exactly. You know what he did? You know what he did? He should have quick-saved. How's this lady holding up? Poorly. Look at her.

Thank you for joining me on the celebration of the 250th birthday of birth. Well, you were there for the first one.

The 250th birthday, ma'am. I dated Hamilton.

Nation, the big question is...

does america mean to new yorkers i once was fingered by taft i was alive to remember them

rationing bacon four times in this country they're weighing in on you i used to make water pies during the great depression slug burgers is another one i invent i invented anal i remember when chicago

is known for steaks.

I invented anal and then my sister stole the idea and started trying it with humans. And then it really took off.

I was here when there was only 48 states.

That's one of the funniest things he's ever said. Fucking asshole. Oh my fucking Christ. What the fuck? You can't say that on a free show. And then it really took off. And then it really took off. What the fuck?

Hey, can we... Oh, wow, this is... This is the cat's meow. I'm gonna try it in a gal's bum.

Oh, my fucking sides. That made me lightheaded. I just took a dab. Fuck. I just wonder what America means to...

oh i don't know like i'm illegal here america means to me like inclusivity

what diversity that's not what america means so like even when like an old white

lady's ghost comes and sits down to interview me like i try to be polite

says she has to get back to her cave for the quickening she looks like an apparition Yo, New Yorkers are the weirdest looking people now. Freedom, happiness, and opportunity. It means a lot. It means freedom of movement. A place where you can express yourself. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to do this fentanyl in the park. Artistically and in many ways.

I'm really unsure.

Ah, she's horrible. The natural. When the hair, the natural hair, it's always horrible.

To be democracy, but right now it's... This is the kind of chick that doesn't wear deodorant because pheromones.

Oh, America? God bless America. I'm from the Caribbean. Really? So migrating to America was a blessing for me?

I'm an immigrant to this country.

Well, at least she's fucking thankful.

Hold on, this guy's an immigrant to this country.

Blessing for me? I'm an immigrant to this country. It's Jewish. So sometimes immigrants come. How can you tell? Who knows? And they appreciate America and the beauty of it much more than if you had it growing up. As well, born, raised, everything is right here.

You love your country more than you, boy. Yeah.

In America for me.

Hey, don't worry, bud. Our president loves your country more than us, boy. So don't worry about it. It's fair.

So you're saying it's even.

Even Steven Spielberg.

I mean, to be honest with you, he's probably right at this point. He is.

hold on hold on i want to see what this extra from the boiler room is going to say

so i used to romanticize america good boiler room ref right bestie not bad boiler boiler room

so i used to watch like band of brothers and i used to watch band of brothers which you know and all these war movies came after 9 11 that was crazy right tell us more pinhead diesel i used to that's just regular van diesel in that america looks like something andrew tate left in

the fridge too long yes like someone tried to clone andrew tate and he hasn't formed fully

it's andrew tate it's a beta of andrew tate that hasn't come out you know before they the real one

came out such amazing things andrew tate it's like if if flubber had a sequel where flubber turned into a person and it was played by andrew tate said that this was such a special country

and then a couple years ago I started really thinking about it and I realized I don't know if America really stood for those things to begin with so I don't know what America is anymore um

I don't know I mean America's kind of was kind of chill for until like very recently actually

oh loving black people and minorities lesbians of course I'm in the LGBTQ community and also I live with my parents on the upper west side and I don't have to pay for anything and uh i voted for mom donnie that's pretty smart cool uh what's what does it mean now or what is it supposed to mean what it is well what is it what is it supposed to mean grammar is important and also you just voted a communist and you guys are getting what you want

what are you complaining about let me do now right now i'm extremely disappointed of the state of our country right now just within

administration the way it is i guess trump it's trump right i feel like america stands for

isolation and inequality i fucking wish quality and white supremacy person white supremacists i wish it stood for more so why do you think so many people want to come here i think opportunity in one word opportunity people still have that vision that america is a place Where you can you know why are you out of breath? I know she's out of breath She like seems nervous the American dream. We want a chunk out of the apple We want that opportunity to to live a comfortable life to be financially stable

Okay, well then go work. Yeah, we offer me stop and go braid people's hair at the port And that's what coming to America supposed to be no coming to America is when Eddie Murphy was a prince of an African country, and then he came over here to find his queen, and he went to Queen, and then for some reason, every black dude in that movie dressed like a girl. Yeah, you don't remember Soul Glow? Dumb bitch. Dumb idiot. It's a beautiful place. Who doesn't want to come

here? Generally speaking, do I think it's a better country than most? Yeah, but I don't think it's some bright light out on the horizon anymore.

I mean, despite everything, we do still have a lot of opportunity. If you could live

anywhere in the whole world we just still live in the united states hell yeah that's the only

more real guy in the entire video you can't take me away from me yeah yeah it's my home yeah yeah

of course yes why it's the best i'm biased but it's the best i would not no where would you live

right now uh say it say canada yeah of course you're so smug and you're so smart and you know everything the uk yeah they're doing great go to the uk dude please that'd be awesome if you went over there that'd be really cool i'm living in america i'm living yeah new york new york is me

even though we have disagreements with um whether it's political or religion i still believe in

you know the core of americans this is the place that gave my family opportunity and i feel very proud of that very grateful for that and i feel like we should really appreciate it and being an american is something that should unite us again and all these fucking bitches talking about how

bad americas went to fourth of july party yeah of course in the way because it's cute again it's like man listen i'll be the first one to criticize this fucking country's administration or the one before it every president fucking sucks it's like america man i don't know what the fuck i tell you dude where am i because the answer is the reason i'm so mad at what's happening in america is because we remember when it used to be cool you have to understand we're not look i understand why zoomers are all fucking checked out because they don't remember they're born after 9-11 they don't fucking understand but they probably think we're lying we're not lying dude you don't fucking get it dude this dude first off america was the most diverse when they weren't forcing it that's right it's always the most diverse when you don't force that shit everybody was fine if you know you could call somebody the f-slur if they wore a funny shirt and everyone was getting no one cared america was cool man i don't know and i hope it gets cool again i doubt it i fucking doubt it but you know what are we gonna you saw that fucking fifa thing where we're where they get that red card to the guy and trump called the fucking he i swear to god trump keeps calling him the president of soccer president of soccer which is funny by the way because they don't even call it soccer to take the red card away so you could play today fucking wild fucking wild uh but revenge of the sis dot locals.com seven bucks a month guys get one day show wednesday shows friday shows all that extra stuff that we're uh that we do and even edgier jokes can you believe it i think it's even edgier i know it's crazy so uh head over there right now rotc store.com to buy some of our swag uh stay where you're at guys we'll be right back We'll be right back.

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I'm already looking at this, and I'm thinking, is this supposed to impress me?

I know. I know. I saw this. Okay, 45 minutes.

There's another view that we got to look at, and that's from the inside of Meredith Gorman's noose car, where she is clearly enjoying the air conditioning.

Oh, she's got a glizzy in her hand, boys.

He got a hot dog!

They're called glizzies. I'm not doing that. They're called glizzies, bro. You're not down? No.

Sounds like you don't keep it a buck. I'm not doing it, man. I think that I've... You know, I finally figured out that i've officially hit that that point in my life like everyone hits that point no more new words no more new shit at all like i'm not your little fucking hippity hippity dances and your fucking your wacky phrasing and your glitz no thank you is there an old-timey phrase a hot

dog that we could say that so we still call him it's got to be something else a hot dog no besides that frankfutter frank see now we're talking let me get a frankfutter A weenie. A weenie's good, too.

I have more than a hot dog. Wait, I have a hot dog. And then I have deep-fried Oreos. Okay, you know what?

That's a bitch who's fun to go to one of these things with.

Yeah, I need that. I need those deep-fried Oreos. Fried Oreos. Those are so good. She's cute, too. I've had that.

And it's...

Oh, I like her. She's dirty. I can tell. She's a dirty girl.

They're both cute, but I know for a fact the bottom one is not your type. But they're both cute.

No, no, no. The bottom one's cute, too. She's pretty. She is. She is. The top one to me is hotter. That's all. Yeah, you have to do it. I mean, the girl on the bottom's cute, too.

Yeah, but the one at the top also kind of looks like she's living out of her car, which kind of makes it hot. Makes it a little hot, right? She's cute, but she's a little down on her luck. I was looking at the back seat. She's a little down on her luck.

I was looking at the back seat. She just needs a little, like, a couple days to bounce back. And she'll be back. She'll be back.

She gets paid, like, next week, and then she's going to have an apartment lined up. Okay, you got it, yeah.

She's just got to crash for a couple more weeks. Listen, it's no problem. I've been there. Yeah.

I was hoping you guys could time me while I eat this hot dog.

okay hold on she's fun i love her i think i love this who is this three two one and she's done it

oh my god but she didn't put it in her mouth oh oh do you want me to i have my phone right here do you want us to oh we're playing games i like this okay ready shut up set can you get rid of

the guy and just have the girls time the hot dogs can these girls just eat hot dogs for the next

the rest of the show that'd be awesome place the guy we're like i don't know one of us yeah or

Also, can you replace the hot dog with one of us? Not if he bites it.

Very funny. Very funny.

Go. Yes.

He's like, this would be the best thing is instead of this black guy being there, you get to be there, but you totally just chip chippers in the whole fucking segment. That's something in your mouth like a cock. Yo, imagine if that fucking hot dog was a penis. It was a big fucking carcassone, right?

Look at mustard in your dick hole or something.

You know, if that premise had not been run into the fucking ground. It was good. Chip was originally very funny.

All right. I like her. She rules. All right. Go, Meredith. Okay, but I'm also not impressed. I got nothing on you. don't get in water

she seems fun but I ain't impressed like you ain't garbage like I'm garbage lady

she seems fun but if you get too many in her you're getting verbally abused

what if right hold on would it fix her right after this she lit up a cigarette with the window up

I'm actually timing her

like I had this ex that used to she had a drinking problem and she would drink Long Island and I always knew it would be a problem, right? Because we would go out, she would order in Long Island at like 7.30 at night. In Long Island? No, this was in North Carolina. Oh, okay. But it was like, you always knew it was going to be a bad night and I would always go like, baby, maybe, you know, we don't need like a Long Island. How about we just have some beers? And I always knew when I was in trouble because she would literally say this to the bartender. Oh, yeah, could I just get like a whatever, you know, whatever her backup choice was? Yeah, dad says I can't have Long Island tonight. That's when I knew I was like, I got a long night ahead of me.

Long Island iced tea is the Voltron of alcohol. You think it's one alcohol, but it's six alcohols.

It's a lot, dude.

And it's all the worst quality.

And this was a girl that would have two drinks anyway and go blackout drunk. Right. So it was like, maybe don't take the most powerful mind wiping thing on the planet. Yeah, I like Long Island because there are four drinks at the same time. Bro, at the peak of my alcoholism, I never liked Long Island. I was like, no, thanks. I'll drink at a certain pace, and eventually I'm going to feel drunk. I don't want to be drunk immediately. Yeah, I don't want liquid Xanax.

Impressive. Now, listen, do not choke, because we don't know how close the EMS is. Don't worry. She doesn't have a gag reflex. Oh, look at it. You got it. Okay, okay.

By the way, I know that you're trying to do this goofy segment. I'm just watching a pretty woman casually eat a hot dog.

Yeah.

So this should be on Twitch.

It's a Twitch video.

Just give it to her. Chew, chew, don't choke. If you choke on air, I think we're going to get in trouble. Oh, 45 seconds.

Get out of here.

40.

Okay.

Wow, Meredith.

I can eat that hot dog way faster. Where's the water? Yeah, weak. Two bites, bro. Two bites, I eat that. I'm sorry. Nobody else caught the... Wow, Meredith.

Yeah.

Nobody else caught that?

it kind of sounds like she wasn't actually really that shocked to be honest with you yeah she wasn't shocked but he wasn't impressed she that half drinking water bottle goes on the

floor with the rest of them she has in her back seat i know this wasn't a record-setting day for um the women again the heat could factor into that but i would say that the sheer volume of hot dogs they ate is still very impressive especially considering that joy chestnuts one again about 93 degrees out um in the car right now so we've got that going on and then there's actually a decent amount of people heading over to the beach here at coney island carrying lawn chairs umbrellas coolers people are really trying to make the most of the fourth of

july and yeah well i enjoyed her eating a hot dog that was nice it was cute it was actually pretty pretty entertaining so that new odyssey movie came out it's coming out i mean people seem not to like it but this is the chick that's playing helena troy and she's describing the now i want you to remember something um i correct it was the odyssey was written in the 8th century 1984 i believe 1986 a little earlier than

Mursh a little earlier than that so here you go we when you read the iliad and the odyssey very little time is spent in the perspective of the women okay yeah yeah yeah i noticed that when

i watch like band of brothers yeah it's not a lot of perspective on the women why is that yeah it

It was written in the 8th century.

Okay, so some dude in the 8th century, for some reason, wasn't thinking, this isn't diverse enough. We need the perspective of a woman.

First of all, some nobody named Homer. Yeah. Loser. Some jag-off, if you will.

The women. Right. Right. Right.

Yeah, right. Right. Yeah, right.

It's told from a very masculine side of things. What's so funny, too, is that... Yeah!

You know, they also did this, like, it wasn't a matter of, like, oh, we're going to have a black girl and a Troy. It was, like, let's get the... The blackest. The ugliest, but, like, masculine features. Like, she's not attractive. At all. She's not a hot black girl. There are a ton of them. Hi, my name's Mersh. You could have hired me. I would have literally... You wouldn't even have had to send an intern to pull me a list. I would have just been encyclopedically rattling off names for you.

Yeah, let him run the casting futon.

Michael Gilly, Nubian consultant. Like, what are we doing here, fellas?

Side of things, but this film takes a lot of, it takes time.

I know a couple bitches who work at Deja Vu would have made a better fucking Helena Troy than this bitch.

I've seen women that work at Wendy's that would make a better Helena Troy.

Really consider things from the female perspective. And so we see in Helen and Clytemnestra how this war has affected them both.

Right, but did Homer write that or did Christopher Nolan write that? Because I kind of feel like it was Homer's odyssey, not the odyssey that Dark Knight Rises. You know? Or what was it? Reverse Black Guy? What was the movie before? Backwards Black Guy? Time-traveling Black Guy? Tenet? Tenet. Tenet. That's the time-traveling Black Guy movie he made. Remember that one that sucked also? That movie was bad.

and they respond to it very different.

Somebody just said that Christopher Nolan hasn't made anything since The Dark Knight. It's been good.

Well, yeah, you know, and actually... And of course, people are like, oh, Oppenheimer, and it's like... I think Quarter Black, Jared tweeted that out and he said he did the hot take. He was like, he hasn't made anything. And it's true, I started thinking about it. I was like, I don't give a shit about Oppenheimer. Don't care. Doesn't bother me. That's not something that's for me anyway. I watched Tenet twice. still don't understand it but it's like black guy time travel or whatever it's like a high budget primer movie and and and then and then yeah then then this movie where it was like look i know he likes to have his little christopher nolan thinks he's like fucking tarantino right in the he just has his little cast of characters he likes to reuse but at this point one of them you have to replace with ai because he's 97 years old and the other one used to be a chick so how about we pull back a little bit how about we pull back just a little bit okay because the experience of it is

very different and so for me that was very enriching to to take the time time to kind of like humanize them and consider uh what this time could have looked why why do we need to consider

that i don't know if you know this about the odyssey but the story's pretty long enough we don't need to add more filler into it if anything you got to cut out a lot of stuff

so quick run out on this next read we're going to play it is true it's like she's talking about there's not enough points of view and it's like that would be like literally reading like the game of thrones books and being like there's not enough points of view in this we need more

people's points of view we have enough points of views we have enough thank you so this is the mayor of hialeah brian calvo um he's he was falsely impersonating a police officer he activated and emergency lights that he's not supposed to have. Because none of those mayors don't get police lights in cities. Well, apparently this mayor did. By a Hylia mayor, of course. Now we play How Cuban Is He?

Let me see your idea. Is this a...

Okay, can I please, first of all... The dog? Adorable. That dog is adorable. Yeah, absolutely.

Police car, this is your personal. yeah this is your personal this is a police car it's an uh elected official i'm an elected

official okay but that doesn't give you the car oh you're a mayor here's your badge and gun excuse me

he's not sober no

he's not sober but he's definitely trying very hard to play it off like he is i think his dog's in the car and his kid's in the car what is the logic if i dress like a cop when i'm driving home drunk i'll get away with it that's a good point even the shirt he's wearing let's get cops

So you have police lights And I just engage you on a traffic stop

Bro like literally dude Like you got like police lights bro And like that's like fucked up dude Like I don't know this idea bro But you can't actually be doing that shit dude

And you engage your police lights For me not So for me to let you go After you committed an infraction

Oh the reason he turned them on Was because He was getting pulled over And this guy turned his police lights on So the cop wouldn't pull him over What a fucking moron So you're an idiot too if you're the mayor and you would have got pulled over all you had to say was the mayor and they probably would have just let you off pretty good chance i would have bet that's exactly what happened

i mean you're a mayor you engage your police lights that right there is a criminal offense that can take you to jail very easily that is true if you know the statues you know that that

right there's a criminal bro this is really cuban cop it's the most this is one of the most cuban encounters ever i've ever seen no offense so i don't care if you're the mayor bro i don't give

a fuck if you're like the mayor of hialeah dude all right i don't know if you've seen hialeah bro that doesn't carry a lot of fucking weight bro oh you're the mayor of hialeah you're the reason i

got a pay cut oh yeah yo listen bro i don't care if you're the mayor of fucking miami gardens or whatever dude like you're not gonna fucking come here with your police lights on dude

stopping you you're not a police officer you need to stop and not engage your police lights

Now go to your car, run his tax while drinking out of your free Flanagan's cup that I'm sure you have. Guaranteed. Or. What's it?

Or.

Wawa. Oh, you're right. It's always one of the two. And it really just boils down to. What time you catch him.

Geographic location of wherever you're a town, whatever town you're a cop in, which is more convenient. Yes, correct. Or Flanagan's. Well, here you go. Like, where I live, literally, our satellite sheriff's department office that's in my district is right across from fucking Wawa. So that Wawa, 24-7, there's never less than four or five cops. So that's the one you should rob. No, but I'm telling you, it's the one that I go to because I've never not felt safe in there. Like, every time I go in there for food, I'm like, ain't nobody about to fuck this place up.

I'll be right back.

Get on the phone Yo bro Like What the fuck dude

Like

Oh I just realized why This is not holding any weight

They're not in Hialeah

He's in the mayor of Hialeah But that looks like they're in Sunny Isles

I was gonna say Sunny Isles Yeah

They think Hialeah is garbage bro you're not gonna get much help here it'd be really funny if the mayor of hialeah lives in

sunny isles listen uh we appreciate you and hialeah and everything but here in golden beach dude we don't play around like that bro this is one of the only towns in florida has a good burger king

Of course, the mayor of Hialeah has fucking decked out rims on his car, too.

Look, see what I mean about the thing? Yeah, it's all very, like, it's all meant to make him look like a cop. Yep.

That dog is adorable, though.

The registration.

Also this He'll get reelected Like every Cuban Charles is running a scam So this is not In any way Stop you from running For government No of course not Don't you remember That Opelaka had sheriff What's his face Israel

Cubans actually appreciate When other Cubans Are involved in multiple scams It is He's a hustler He's like me

He's like me you know Yeah he also has A renter car place In his Airbnb be

sorry

all right that's pretty much it did you get arrested or

No, he got in trouble But he didn't get arrested Hola, piggy

Hey everyone, we're plus size park hoppers One thing about us is if

They got another brand deal, by the way This is another brand deal

We're going on a road trip, we are bringing snacks But the perfect

Yeah, are you bringing snacks? Are you? Oh, of course, of course, the only way you fat bitches Will eat fruit is if it's covered in chocolate You fucking cows

Oh, you eat fruit M&M's? Yeah, those are healthy

Now I have to check a few boxes, which is why we're partnering with Truefru because they check them all. First, it has to be easy to pack. Something you can just toss in your bag and pull out when you're ready.

Yeah, you know what I like? And I don't know, Royce, you tell me if I'm wrong, right? But I always like going on, like when I go on a good road trip. We had to drive down to Palm Beach last week, right? And when you get on the road, right, you like to stop at a Wawa and you guys like to get little snacks for the road. I always like a good melty, chocolatey product to drive around with. It's also fruit and sugar-based.

Even better. Even better. You like chocolate-covered strawberries? What if the strawberry was frozen solid?

Whee! There's something even better than that, though, too. Keep in mind, Mersh, they're getting melty in your car that has air conditioning. Can you imagine you're walking around Epcot when it's 97 degrees with this in your backpack? When you pull it out, it's just chocolate mush in your hands.

You look like you shit on your fingers. You're walking around Disney with shitty fingers.

These are actually terrible snacks for going to a protein bar, maybe, or something. You know what? Trail mix. Can't go wrong with trail mix. Trail mix. Yeah. Beaver nuggets. Oh, you know, here's another one. Get some Muddy Buddies. Who doesn't like Muddy Buddies? Muddy Buddies.

Muddy Buddies are the shit, dude. The God tier snacks. I remember when I used to make them myself before they even sold them. In the long, long ago.

They used to be a Chex recipe. On the box, dude. Yeah. When they have Muddy Buddies in gas station, I'm like, let's fucking go.

You think to yourself, all right, it's a strawberry and chocolate. That can't be too bad. No, no, here's the recipe for the chocolate. Dark chocolate. Cane sugar, cocoa butter, milk, chocolate liquor, soy lectin. It's not even real chocolate.

Packaging is a road tripper's dream. Especially when you have a 14-hour drive ahead of you.

14-hour drive?

And you want to try to save some for later. These chocolate fruit treats are so delicious, though. You might just want to eat them all at once.

And then they immediately threw them out and got real snacks.

Second, it has to be shareable, because if one person in the car opens a snack, suddenly everyone's hungry.

It has to be shareable, because if one of these girls hears the crinkle of a wrapper, then the rest of them do. It's like my cats. When you shake a meow-me's back.

It's gluten-free, making them perfect for our group, because everyone can enjoy them. Finally, and most importantly, it has to taste good. Churfer was made with real fruit at the center, paired with chocolate.

Oh, so it's good for you. It's great for you.

Chocolate for a sweet treat that still feels a little indulgent.

Bro, Snickers are good for you. They have nuts in them. Protein.

They also come in frozen options, which makes them a refreshing treat to keep stocked at home or to enjoy during the first leg of the road trip.

I mean, I'm not going to lie. They might be a delicious little snack. I don't know, but I just hate these people. Well, they're dark chocolate. I'm not afraid of dark chocolate.

That's exactly the pick-me-up we needed for the long stretch of driving through the New York Festival.

Well, I noticed they had the strawberry, but then they had the banana ones, too. Bananas. I love that.

We can even toss it into our backpacks and take it on the go for those long theme park days. So whether we're hitting the road or spending the day in a theme park, TrueFru is the snack that...

Right, okay, and that only holds you over because right after that, you gotta do this, though, don't you?

Do you ever bring, like, when was the last time you actually were like, all right, we're going to Disney, we're gonna be up there for, let's say, three hours or so, right? Make sure we pack a snack. I don't really pack a snack for that short of amount of time. Dude, that's what I mean. They're doing this whole thing, like, I gotta make sure I gotta snack. Here's something else.

I'm an adult. If I get hungry... Stop. i'll buy something go hey can i get can i get that i'll just i'll buy something and eat it because then it's not melting in my backpack but i i've really never been even when i'm on a road

trip and i stop and i'm like let me get like coffee and maybe like a snack or something for the road even then i don't necessarily like even need a snack just i know i'm gonna get bored on the road and you're gonna i i get something bucky's i will get a couple extra sandwiches for the world That's for sure. You got to get that. Just a big guy. But like, they literally, it's different with them. They prepare. They're thinking ahead. They're like, well, I got to walk for three hours. So I want to make sure I get some of my true fruits. I got to have a Capri Sun in that bitch. And I have a sandwich. Can I borrow your chafing deodorant?

I left mine in the hotel room.

Have you been dying to eat at Arendelle? A frozen dining adventure?

No.

On a cruise ship? We're plus-size park hoppers. We range in sizes from 2X to 5X. Make sure you like this video and follow us for more plus-size Disney tips and tricks. On this episode of If I Fix It...

By the way, we got fucking... One night the Disney shit passed us. We got fucking... We got mugged so hard, dude. Everyone's looking out there going like, theirs is better than ours. This fucking ship sucks. It sucks.

We're at Arendelle, a frozen dining adventure. This restaurant is an interactive theatrical dining experience celebrating Queen.

That's cool. Can I just get my food? Yeah, I was about to say, that sounds fucking terrible. Do you see any children? No, it's a Disney cruise. five fat ones right here i'll give it to disney disney has been brilliant genius in marketing at disney adults yeah and keeping their brand like keeping their parks packed keeping their uh like all of their brand is just like artificially inflated in value because of all these disney adults it is it's brilliant it is but my god it's it's a lot you just like most of the footage now and I see, like, are people at Disney now? It's, like, mostly adults. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

The seating here is banquet style with tables and chairs without arms.

Thank God they could sit.

We found the seating to be very comfortable. The menu consists of Norwegian-inspired dishes. One of our favorite things about going on a Disney cruise is that...

Is unlimited food?

...that you can order multiple dishes and it's all included.

I was kidding. They aren't. I was actually fucking around.

Hey, Royce, you want to know something awesome?

Mm.

but they don't realize that's what a restaurant is yeah you can order multiple dishes at most

places yeah we definitely took advantage of that in order to try as many things as possible why

let me guess you had to get the shitty gluten-free bread for fucking potato face that's probably what

the other ones are yeah the bread service this night came with roasted onion dip the rolls were light and crusty and the dip had a sour cream and onion vibe gross are you dipping your bread into

ranch they also brought gluten-free bread there it is onion five because it was sour cream and onion bro gluten-free bread always looks so sad it's like it's not it's just the saddest just you know just eat bread and deal with it gluten-free bread is how i always imagined as a kid like the uh what do you call it the ration food oh yeah like the food replicator yeah that's how i always imagined like replicated food it's not real where you're like well it's kind of bread

it's bread adjacent yes for katie for appetizers a few of us got elsa's royal baked scallop oh this had a shrimp tarragon bisque and was served with a delicious perfectly buttery puff

can you please put those away ma'am there's children there for the love of god pastry dome

we all really enjoyed this ashley also got the jarlsberg cheese and rosemary ham tart this was really good especially when paired with the most delightfully spiced apple and pear compote on the side. It was the perfect balance of sweet and salty. Katie got the blushing ocherous chilled white and green. Ew, that looks like garbage. And it was pretty good. For entrees, most of us ordered the garlic and thyme roasted beef ribeye. This was flavorful, perfectly cooked, and we

loved the double baked potato. It's the problem with any of these places, even when you make

mass amounts of food, you can't. Well, it's not the making the mass amount of food. Everybody knows it's the making it ample time beforehand and then letting it sit it's like well we know we're gonna have a banquet with this many people so you cook fucking 100 steaks but then they just sit under a heat lamp and then you're like here's your steak we cooked like 30 minutes ago and you're

like it came with it was flavorful without being overly salty look can i show you something look

at how you're talking about being children look look at how they hold their forks dude look at how they hold their forks that is like you know how kids like hold it like this as somebody who was never taught properly i do hold my fork and knife weird however compared to them i'm like

i'm basically like look at her it was flavorful without being overly salty ashley also got the dry rubbed roasted pork tenderloin this was her favorite of the two entrees and she said she would definitely get it again. It also came with an onion ring, which she generously gifted to Deanna. Speaking of Deanna, she got the panko crusted cod filet. She really enjoyed this fish dish. The panko breading was crispy and she was able to sub the sides for mashed potatoes and a

double baked potato. Katie wants cod at a restaurant. That's like, that's cod is like

the fish they use in the fish filet of fishes. They don't really have any memories outside of the food huh no they don't they don't they really don't that's all they

remember that's all that matters her spice roasted chicken breast with duck confit double fried potatoes this was made gluten-free and she thought the chicken was really good Sarah got the Arendelle shot cocker which were braised meatballs with egg noodles in a delicious sauce the meatballs were full of flavor and this dish was also a favorite after we had our meals we had so much fun

watching, and singing along to the show.

Yeah, we eat caviar pancakes. I'd go back eating the cocoa bread. I could go eat cocoa bread. We eat roast duck in Morocco.

Characters moved around the room, too. For dessert, we tried them all. The standouts were the troll family's rock chocolate bar and the butter cake with baked almond meringue. This cake was so, so good.

You know, now that you know what a cruise toilet looks like, I really want you to imagine them having to sit on it. No, hold on. now that you know what a cruise shower looks like that is true like look i'm now normal sized and even taking the shower you have like one arm out like you're like okay i guess i'm in a shower like this yeah and i mean i got a gut right but i'm like reasonably fat no but they're wide in all directions they're wide in all directions even me in that shower i was like i was like i was uncomfortable i was like okay what are you how do you put where do you put your foot

It's like one of those really tiny bathrooms Where god forbid two people Are trying to do something at once It's not happening

No you're not You're like can you just give me my toothbrush And I'll just go out in the hallway I'm gonna go brush my teeth in the Lido deck How's that sound I'm gonna go brush my teeth upstairs I don't know what you want me to tell you

Carlos and Chad Do a wake and cake

Wake and cake baby let's go

Give the dessert Overall, we really enjoyed this dining experience And can't wait to go back again

The one thing Disney doesn't do though Notice this, they get brand deals, they get all that And the David's Vacation Club Disney's not giving me anything for free No, they don't have to and they never will No, because Disney also is in this weird thing Where they want these fat people here But they don't want to seem like they're endorsing It's a really weird balancing act that they're playing Well, and they also know that they don't have to You're right, you're absolutely right fatties are going to pay to come here anyway and encourage other fatties to come, which again, I brought this up. It's like, why are you going to spend all that money to go to a place when you have to take a break halfway through it? I don't get it.

Tonight we have an- Whoa! Whoa! Thick! Whoa! Thick!

What are we doing here? I think we're all on the same page with this one. Wow! Bro, where do we even start?

You know when they have those- You know when babies have those fat arms? Fat baby arms. That's what they look like. Little fat baby arms. Oh, my God. But she's also a flatso. A flatso. Oh, no. Ma'am, you are built poorly. You're built, like, all fucked up. Yeah.

She's like a corn-fed linebacker from Nebraska.

She really is. She really is. She's a red shirt. She's a red shirt center. You just look like you were cobbled together very quickly. Wow. Sorry.

How many brothers did you have?

Wait, how do you spell brother?

Oh, okay, I don't know. I know the answer to the other one.

A lot. I feel bad because, honestly, in the face, she's all right. No, her face isn't bad. I will agree. But you would have to scrap the whole body. What you're saying is she has good bones. Like the Property Brothers, she has good bones.

Crash earlier this month in Nagani, where police say 31 years old.

But at least she's also really charismatic. Well, that's what it is. She makes up for the way she's. The other cute blonde chick who's chunky? She's cute. What?

I need to know what market this is.

My Up News. My Up News.

Oh, my God.

This has got to be a small market.

Let's see.

Trevor Restivo.

Yeah, this is a small studio market. You can tell. My Up News. Upper Peninsula. Upper Peninsula. Upper Peninsula. Michigan. Michigan. Oh, and it's Upper Michigan

Trevor Restivo Intentionally drove into gas pumps During a chase

Oh, he was doing GTA style So you know in GTA when you can make a cop Crash to a gas station, he did it

Restivo survived without serious Injury, but the impact Left major damage behind My UPs

I want to put her arms on newspaper Or like on a comic strip That way It can be a Play-Doh when you do it. It takes it off. That's cool.

It's just weird because, you know what I mean? Look, it's not even that you're a thicker gal.

It's just the shape where you're holding it. But the shape is so odd. Okay, so here's the thing, and I'm sure you could agree. Yeah, but girl's thick, but it depends on where she's holding. Like we said, that blonde chick that makes fun of herself or reads the comments, she does hold it in good, but she holds it well. She probably weighs more than this one does. She just holds it well. You're just proportionally bad. like girls when they start getting fat you get lucky if they're the girls that get fat and get in their ass because you could yeah because that's what i'm saying some girls like they

they distribute the shit in the right spot but the ones that get like

the guy belly fat that's rough that's that's or the arm fat that's rough this bitch is built like one of the road warriors yeah no seriously she looks like she's a native yes skylar perkins

has been tracking the case and walks us through newly released video and 911 calls from officers

this is the hottest chick in the upper peninsula marsh okay relax

dispatchers a quick note some of what you're about to see and hear may be disturbing

oh shit holy fuck that is nuts new video from michigan state police oh look at this look at this fucking unit these shows us the moments the chase ended dog that is a midwestern cop audio from the sheriff's office we get a more complete picture of what happened in marquette

county on june 2nd bro i'm looking at the you know the meet the team thing on up news what if

i told you she was the hot one i believe no i would i would honestly i would believe you dude i would believe you also to be fair some places in the upper peninsula are really pretty like that area of the other is very pretty yeah but it's very but it's rural you leave my keys oh no the beginning of the call

catches the aftermath of the alleged shooting before the dispatcher and neighbor who had just

run over begin talking okay can you tell me exactly what happened i just heard my neighbor

yelling help i just ran over still inside the apartment was richard omler who avoided the

gunfire and another man who was seriously hurt look at the people that live there you're right like look at this guy hold on did you see what he this guy is look what he hold on look what this guy looks like yeah michigan man certain parts of michigan man they're fucking mutants wow what a weird-looking dude. Oh, yeah. Sly Lego says, this hoe got Nona arms for five bucks.

Nona arms. Omlor, who had avoided the gunfire, and another man who was seriously hurt.

Where's he been shot? In the shoulder.

Two minutes into the 911 call, an officer arrived on scene.

Did you see someone? I saw a car pull away. I think the shooter's gone.

In the car we now know was Trevor Restivo, a 31-year-old who Omlor said was his live-in caregiver. who had just been confronted about stealing money from their upstairs neighbor. Moments after law enforcement arrived, a be-on-the-lookout notice went out to all law enforcement in the area. Just seven miles down US-41, a state trooper found him speeding toward Negaunee. Here, you can see Restivo changing lanes as they approach. Then, he accelerates.

Light traffic, sorry, I'm in traffic.

Two miles further down the road, police describe what happened next as an intentional act by Restivo. Okay, he drives into the gas pumps.

Yo, fuck! No, yeah, obviously it was sick as shit, Virg. No one's saying it's not sick, but come on.

And somehow, as officers scramble to adapt to the changing situation, Restivo opens the car door and steps out. And then he tossed the keys and said, fill her up.

maybe you want him away from the gas maybe a little further away crawl away from the fire crawl away from the fire roll roll roll spin okay handstand handstand jump jump jump

the vehicle

one trooper ran to the gas station attendant while the other moved for steve-o and began treating his injuries which included a bad cut on his leg and possible

This isn't fucking real. This is just footage of The Wraith 2.

Oh, okay. Ooh, I'm excited for that.

Hi, this is Restivo, and this is driving into a gas station. Pow, pow, pow.

Ambulance, Restivo said this. EMS is in route. They're going to address them.

Bam solo show is better than Jackass. I'll stand on business. How's that sound?

Yep, it was.

I'm really happy to Bam. Me too. like every every time i see the guy now he's like losing weight he's skateboarding about it he's like just doesn't look like he's dying when he was skateboarding at the airport

that was hilarious watching bam skateboard today is like if they remade tony hawk 2 or like the tony hawk with bam's dad in it yes it looks like phil skateboarding but with like

tattoos and shit all right uh here we go the buckeye police officer is facing aggravated assault charges after allegedly punching two handcuffed suspects that woman was just punching

that's video of a now former buckeye police officer allegedly assaulting a pregnant woman january of this year caraco was

in a second incident we were the first to show you that video that what is she on a period or something has led to that officer resigning and now headed to trial i don't know man i'm getting

tired of these like fucking because everything i just saw yeah i know i look like the suspects were all being kind of out of line we were shocked like look if you're one of these cops that like we and we've seen it before where like a cop will literally just a guy will be sitting handcuffed and a cop will just fucking kick a guy in the face while he's handcuffed you're like all right people like that i do want to see kicked off the police force but it's like yo if you're trying to just get somebody off a bench and they're like kicking and swinging and it's like i don't blame you for losing your temper popping them in the head also she looks like a lesbian so she probably has a temper more awareness and some accountability welcome in we wanted to bring

together guys local news are podcasting now guys local news is podcast duty and assaulting folks who were in handcuffs and so we then requested the body camera footage and and okay let's look at the The body cam. I want to see. Okay.

She spit on her. Go back.

She did. She did. She did.

Or tried to. Wait.

Oh, she's pregnant?

Yeah. Yeesh. Well, that's what they said. Yeah, at first. I missed that. Sorry.

Yeah, I mean, she is. Come on.

Wow. I mean, she could have hit her in the stomach.

True.

Would have done us all a favor.

Yeah. Could have George Floyd-ed her.

Yeah. Like, that would be my defense if I fucking was wrestling with some pregnant bitch, and they'd go, man, did you really punch her like that? I'd be like, yeah, in the face. Yeah. They're going to hurt the baby. What made her? Hold on. It looked like it worked. She calmed down. I'm saying, though, like, if I had a chick who was pregnant, right, like, if I had a wife that was pregnant or whatever, and you were having to deal with her, and you had to do something to calm her down, I would prefer you hit her in the face. I would come to you personally later and go, thank you for not hurting the baby, man. You know what I mean? You know, just give her right in the cheekbone. You're also like, I've been wanting to do it forever, so honestly, you did me a favor. I was living vicariously through you, dog. Thanks, dude.

and you also covered you know honestly less blacks got arrested when they thought they had no rights

here you go true

anywhere at this here here's the response carico again appears there and other officers around and you see not once but twice carico again appear to punch this man who is in handcuffs um and in the body camera video we then received you also hear in the interview this man kind of describing how he was already restrained and she was just hitting him um and one of the things we have heard a couple times just from folks who have seen this body camera video is they wonder about those detention officers and other officers how they just punched him again yeah he wasn't doing anything there either happened and when you start diving into the internal investigations and reports into this incident you learn that while they may have seen it happen and not immediately taken carico away they were pretty vocal in these reports about this not being okay and these punches from carico being unprovoked yeah but you guys never do anything in the moment though

you know that remember that one cop that tried to stop the other cop for beating up a suspect

and the guy choked her remember that one yeah yeah yeah uh sure we we got a couple here uh wait no No, this isn't, uh, where's my, oh, there it is. Okay, sorry. Iron Man, Metal Bill Dank. That's a lot of, good name. For two, said, what up, limper wrists? Top of the food chain. Nice. Captain Fifteen for two, said, weird shaggy dog remake, but I'm invested so far. Oh, the guy, the mayor. Brendan Lucas for 10, said, the Odyssey was set in the Bronze Ages, 1200 BC. Not only had no one ever seen a sub-Saharan African before, they literally thought two different peoples who attacked from the sea were the same people. Quickly, thanks for two. Hialeah Mayer got pulled over in Coconut Grove. Oh, Coconut Grove. Okay, same thing. Same thing. Then James Cran for Fiverr said, May, I weighed in at 320 down to 288 as of yesterday. First off base. That's awesome, dude. Goal is 220 by year's end. uh royce can i email you and give me your workout regimen yeah yeah you can email me just do uh revenge of this is a gmail i'll help you out uh yeah sure he will personally train you for free no do not do that no do not no i'm not doing that commit to outlining a perfect nutrition and workout travel where you are and teach you how to

Dude, no, I'm not doing what a fucking commitment. No, please don't do that

It's one of the most vibrant and proud celebrations Puerto Rican day parade Cultural heritage anywhere in the United States and this year actor Anthony Ramos is the official king of the Puerto Rican day parade who? He's best known for his roles in in the Heights. Don't know what that is. Oh the Washington Heights Washing the heist, Willie. Kenny Hamilton.

Oh, right, right.

He also happens to be my cousin.

Who says there's any such thing as nepotism?

Also, you never make a good case for the system being fair and people all just kind of getting by by their own work when you say shit like this.

I've hosted it for six years. Trust me, it is a party for three hours nonstop.

I grew up watching the parade. It was really special when they asked me to do it this year I should make fried plantains

I'm not going to complain about the food The food looks good The food's fine

Specifically like Puerto Ricans Puerto Rican food's fine

They do I'll make fun of Puerto Ricans all day Do not get me wrong

They have their own very distinct rice and beans That I fucking I can always tell when a Puerto Rican made rice and beans

and i will fucking destroy a plate of that shit latin american studies and a scholar of the

island's history part of the puerto rican experience what's what is this is longing for a place to belong i live in wisconsin why is it all got to be gay though i don't know why you guys

have to take over everything well because puerto ricans already were looking and dressing gay as long as i've known them so it's just a natural evolution of puerto ricans create community in

plate of food it connects you right puerto ricans all right it's neil degrasse tyson puerto rican people with a history is he really like service and sacrifice an indelible part of american culture from the hard court to the supreme court i swore when i grew up that i was going to help change the world you did in the wrong way thanks colony of spain for 400 years Yeah, he's half Puerto Rican.

Oh, man. I thought I couldn't dislike him more.

Yeah, well, you can apparently. Part of the United States at the end of the Spanish-American War. In 1917, Puerto Ricans were granted U.S. citizenship.

One of the biggest mistakes we ever made.

Were people that opened their arms, but Puerto Ricans were seen as a threat. I remember my grandmother telling me about...

Oh, listen, let me help you out. Puerto Ricans are still seen as a threat. That hasn't changed. I've been to the Bronx.

Yeah. How she would go to try to find a place to rent and they would say no dogs or Puerto Ricans.

Oh, I'm sorry. Just because my grandfather used to sell those shirts doesn't make him a bad guy. And it was no pedro.

And by the way, that's not true because in the Green Bay, my family grew up in, they love dogs. Yeah, for sure. They love dogs.

It's this backdrop of a clash of cultures that West Side Story was written. Wayside Story is so fucking bad She's too dark to pass Rita Moreno steals the show as Anita And headlines the film's best known song, America

Life can be bright in America If you can fight in America

Really? Puerto Ricans turned out to be gay? No fucking way! Were there signs?

There were many obstacles, a lot of bias Especially in Hollywood i really became very proud what part of puerto rico do you live in the upper west side yeah of being a hispanic when west side story happened rita moreno won an oscar for the role she for the

longest time really defined how the entertainment she's cute see there's a better helena troy right there yeah there you go my industry perceived latinas and latinos actually at large i think

it's latinx bitch didn't ricky martin get in trouble for something recently he did right

something happened think about ricky martin's 1999 grammy performance it really marked attorney

court in u.s music hold on you haven't done this today so we might as well do it today hold on

hold on did you guys know that before they changed the name to menudo they called it boy

nudo but the relax the backlash was bad okay uh let's see here uh with not the irish band which was nude boyos um let me uh

Mm-hmm. Come on. Work. Other artists like Mark Anthony, Jennifer Lopez.

But one of our brightest stars becomes famous for rapping about, of all things, colonial America.

I really think a large part of me writing musicals was sort of trying to create the parts I'd like to see for myself. For Latinos, for people of color that weren't previously.

Hey, Grok, real quick, what's the controversy of Ricky Martin and, like, banging dudes or something?

The main controversy back in the day was people constantly speculating and hounding him about being gay. Like Barbara Walters straight up asking him on TV in 2000 to just confirm or deny the rumors. he dodged it then came out in 2010 saying he's a fortunate homosexual man and that was that no real scandal he just wasn't ready the messier thing was in 2022 when his nephew accused him of a sexual relationship and abuse ricky denied it hard the nephew dropped the claims ricky sued him for defamation and extortion saying it cost him millions in deals and they eventually settled and dropped everything that one's gross family drama not banging dudes in general dude's been openly gay for over 15 years now quack quack you sick fuck oh i stopped fortunate homosexual male

that's credence clearwater revival right yes it was yes okay it's also sung about vietnam

believe it or not it's crazy right

available and right now I hate Bad Bunny

there is another artist redefining the cultural influence of Puerto Ricans his name Bad Bunny every famous Puerto

Rican's gay kind of if you think about it like all you what's up Bad Bunny's not gay Bad Bunny is a fluid degenerate that's like even he's he's switching between guys and gals constantly that's that's that's bad earlier this

year i have so many girlfriends i have so many girlfriends i'm not gay i have girlfriends

look at all my girlfriends and he dominated the biggest stage in the world the super bowl

halftime show puerto ricans are part of the fabric those don't look fire let's go of the united states puerto ricans have not only made an impact in the united states can i just point out

too like it's like but we're still doing this like we can't even describe a puerto rican or like or just be normal it has to be pictures of food and to stone age like we still have to like

summarize people of their food yeah that's all we got because if you see all the bad stuff it's not going to go over well yeah what about the rampant fraud here but they are what about the rolling

blackouts yeah part of every fiver of this country so when we're celebrating 250 years

of america why did you do america in quotes what what the fuck bitch what is july 4th

mean to you as a puerto rican you know that's complex right because i was born here but the spirit that runs through me is from somewhere that was around before this country was even

born. That's a very American story.

Ugh. What?

I, I, I.

Nothing. It's, it's all. What does that even mean? They're all retarded. Everybody's spirit was around before the country was around. Like the Europeans that came here, you fucking dipshit. I'm so sick of this shit. I am so sick of everybody co-oping history. Like, you don't see any Americans co-op. Well, we did kind of take over puerto rico but you don't see americans co-oping other people's well i mean we do that a lot okay you know what we kind of do that i apologize for that you know puerto rican just keep making good food i don't care yeah it's fine that's kind of our thing yeah okay fine you're right sure but so what we're american verge whose side are you on anyway traitor i i am firmly on

the cia side sir whatever you guys want at the bureau i'm fucking all for it dog finally uh

And it's in the Bureau is the FBI. The CIA is an agency.

I just, you know, blanket term.

Anything on YouTube. We are clear on YouTube. We are clear. And will people be enjoying the sweet sounds of Nightwave today?

Yes. Nightwave, 10 o'clock tonight. Come join us.

Pessy, you're next. Hell yeah, dog. Pash, Pash. Let's fucking go. Virgie, I don't care. Bye. Damn. I can tell.

I have been busting my ass Oh no, I meant for us Oh, yeah, I don't do anything