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and some Mexican women hit the wall when a coyote shoves them into one

is it because they drew a tunnel oh a different type of coyote sorry I was thinking of the Looney Tunes

what do you think that coyote was trying to do to that sexy roadrunner

oh god it makes sense sexy sexy roadrunner yes loadrunners there's not much on the bones stupid sexy roadrunner アッセルのCNNのバッグを知っているのに You know I have an idea. Joe Rogan is kicking our ass. Theo Bond's destroying us. All these podcasters are fucking killing us. You know what I figured out? Everyone loves Joe Rogan. You know why? Why is that? Because he does a show from his office. What? Mersh. And I still mean this to this day. I want to be able to get GHB. It was a wonder drug. And then a couple of fucking gay people had to rape people. And then all of a sudden, Whoa, we can't have that at GNC anymore. Royce. I was a bully in high school, So this job was really easy for me to transition into. Iranian women can't have OnlyFans It doesn't mean that I want to pay for interceptor missiles You know, those things should never be connected

Saving civilization One dick joke and Simpsons reference at a time Here they are Mersh and Royce

Hey, hello I didn't melt on the way here So we're here It's fucking hot, guys Everything's We're alive let me check that heat index let's see where we're at where heat index is at can you want to guess it I'm looking at it now what do you think the heat index is 104 108 I'm not kidding that's what it says 97 feels like 108 and you know I decided so much for global warming oh wait it doesn't work that would make it sound like it is god damn it I did decide it's so hot today I was like you know what I'm going sleeveless not only because I'm dying of heat but just to show off sort of like me and Royce is very similar we have very similar build not only in build but in color I would say I had the white balancing before the show it's like looking in a friggin mirror hi everybody I never go sleeveless only because of this dickhead and it was one of those things today where I was like getting ready to leave and I was like picking out like what am I going to wear and i just i just

went out to feed the outside cat and that like that now is how i usually influence winter or summer i get up start my day and i'm like let me go feed the outside cat and that'll inform my outfit choice and i went i ain't even doing sleeves it's fucking ridiculous i didn't even feel my ac kick in until i was one exit from his house uh virgie i don't even need to ask you if the strait is open okay because i have the first story all right uh-oh yes it is uh yeah it's open

to conflict oh wait wait it's open if you're china well um yeah you guys should just be china

it worked for us we just all we gotta do is be china that's all they gotta do Oh, I'm sorry. Have you tried being Chinese? Remember when China was calling in the debt on Lisa when she became president? And Bart walks in and he goes, what happened to you, China? You used to be cool. Wait, we're still cool. You pay later. You pay later. We're still cool. You pay later.

President Trump is back in Washington following the NATO summit in Turkey. And overnight, the U.S. launched another round of strikes against Iran.

ABC's Karen Hoa is live in Washington this morning with Iran's response. Karen.

Good morning, Tony and Irene. This second round of strikes was larger than the night before. According to the military, these escalating tensions putting President Trump's safety on high alert. President Trump.

So remember how we were talking about this? This reminded me. Remember yesterday we were talking about how Trump was like, yeah, I wanted to send my new guitar plane. So the boys over at the military base could check it out. We wanted to, I wanted to buzz Marco Rubio, much like Randy Rhoads. He's going to buzz Marco Rubio. I was hoping Randy Rhoads would die. Marco Rubio would die, rather, like Randy Rhoads. He was going to do a buzz over Marco Rubio's daughter's quinceanera. Yeah. Yeah. Which, they're all done in the same Hialeah dance studio, by the way, all the quinceaneras.

Yeah. Just like that fuck Ozzie that murdered Randy Rhoads in cold blood.

So this is remember he said that that's why he switched back to the old plane. Well, here's the real reason.

This morning, new questions about the security of President Trump's new Qatari gifted Air Force One after an unexpected switch in planes during his return from the NATO summit. Sources say the Secret Service urged the president to depart Turkey in the older Air Force One instead of the new jet as a safety precaution amid escalating tensions with Iran.

What does that mean? Why, though?

A plane, donated by Qatar, reportedly does not have the same defensive capabilities. Trump denied security concerns were behind the switch. Do you think there wasn't a security concern? No, no. Why would you?

Well, because it was a plane from a foreign nation. And you're also because you're one of the most divisive figures in politics in the last hundred years. Hundred years. At least since Kennedy.

On the plane, we're told to keep their window shades down during the flight.

You know what? Kennedy at least had the fucking goodwill for all of us to die. And not like, you know, like Kurt Cobain and all the legends. If you die early enough, you don't get to have the later on bad years. This is the Trump later on bad years, you know? I don't understand. What's the point? If Homelander wants to get you, he's going to get you. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Do you know what? Unless Butcher also has the same powers as him, then he can't. Yeah, but I meant like in the beginning. Oh, yeah, yeah, when he was cool. Oh, when he was cool? Yeah, when he was cool. When he was cool, yeah, when Homelander was cool, and then he got too cool because everybody liked him, and like, hey, guys, we got to make him eat shit. We have to make him so cartoonishly bad. Yeah. That it becomes silly. Yeah.

Let's close our window blinds down.

Yeah, because you're, you know, probably on a dangerous flight because of the sleaze bags that we have to deal with.

The Qatari jet was flown separately to a base in the U.K., where the president boarded it for the rest of the flight home. This happening as the U.S. carrier...

Oh, so he's from Turkey, he took his old one, but then from the U.K.

He carried out a new round of attacks on Iran. Overnight...

It makes you wonder what the defensive capabilities they might have been talking about.

Central command saying forces hit 90.

Because I did watch that documentary, Air Force One. It was about the Air Force One. And he said, get off this plane. Correct. Correct.

Iranian military targets. Video online appears to show some of the attacks. Iran retaliated.

I always love when they have those movies. And it also happened like in National Treasure. There was a while there, too, where there was these movies, probably late 90s, early 2000s, where the president also happened to be a military guy. so he was

a badass yeah ex-military but meanwhile it's like okay but even if you're ex-military if you're like 68 years old that's what i was gonna say it it's like it's elderly people that are president like and the guys attacking you are current like right like they're 25 years delta seal guys exactly they're like 25 year old jack dudes with combat training i don't know man targeting facilities who do i think's gonna win in this fist fight clint eastward or jeremy renner that's a tough one and in kuwait is jeremy renner sober no okay is clean eastwood sober no then clean eastwood yes

then clean eastwood has him u.s officials say since the war began iran has shot down 30 reaper drones each one costing roughly 30 million dollars i know how many how many did we shoot down how many 30

million dollars for how many that's a lot of money yeah but at least it sounds cool reaper drones Right, right. The outdated Reaper drones that we have. So I don't know why we're spending, what, we spend $30 million on these drones. Why? Because they're spicier than regular drones? They are. They're cooler. Because they're called Reaper drones. Meanwhile, they're blowing up fucking, they're attacking tankers with $400 Amazon drones. So I got to ask, when we develop these drones, right, like, do we have to, like, wear gloves when we take them out of the bag? Is it that kind of a... It's that, yeah. It is. It is.

So, Merce, you're saying that if we used jalapeno drones, they'd be cheaper.

Yeah, but it'd be less Scovels, and then we wouldn't be able to stop or on.

I prefer Trinidad Scorpion drones. We're going to get up into that heat range.

Those are good. I only go ghost pepper drones because I don't want them that spicy, you know? Make you a ghost pepper drone. Yeah, make you a ghost pepper drone.

I'm sorry. How are we going to maintain peace throughout the world if we don't have our Reaper drones?

Nah, but seriously, they kill people with these. It's one of these that killed a bunch of kids in a school. Yeah, this dickhead's like, how are we going to maintain peace? Have you seen Pete Hegseth? Does that look like a man who came here to maintain peace? By the way, does he look like a man who's ever at peace? No. Do you think that guy, that guy when he sleeps, his heart rate's 200. Like, that guy's always going.

I'm sure he got a piece of something, am I right?

Hey, oh. Pete Hegseth reminds me of one of those guys that like, you know, his group of friends, Like, every time he starts getting drunk, it's a gamble. Like, all of his friends are going, oh, God, which Pete are we getting tonight? It's going to be fun Pete or fist fight Pete. Yeah, like, you just never know which Pete you're going to get. Is it fist fight Pete? Is he going to cry later? He's going to cry in the Uber later and tell me 15 times how much he loves me? Yeah. He keeps getting handsy with the Buffalo Wild Wing waitress. I fucking love you, man. And also, by the end, he's so drunk, he thinks the Hooters waitress is actually into him. Mm hmm. One of those guys. Oh, yeah.

This latest U.S. escalation.

That's not a Hooters waitress. That's a cop. You need to stop. By the end of the night, he's crying about his dad. His dad was never proud of him. You know what I mean? One of those drunks. Your dad was always more like my dad.

It was fine. You didn't talk to me, man. Follows Iranian attacks on ships in the Strait of Hormuz. President Trump acknowledging the ceasefire with Iran is now over, which sent oil prices surging. raising concern gas prices could rise again trump's quote was and i kid you not yeah every

time we attack i attack attack around the gas prices go up it's fine yeah you think there might be a reason for that don no i don't think so what can you think i can't think of that because we got problems in cuba virgie if you ever if you ever told me that like the day would come where I would hate Trump more than, let's say, a Bill Maher. I'd be like, you're nuts. Scoob donated two bucks and he says, Happy belated birthday to my colleague Mike Pac-Man Wolf. Keep on trucking, bud. Mike Pac-Man Wolf sounds like a dude that would have fought in the UFC and had a very unimpressive record. He's two and five. Two and five Mike Pac-Man Wolf. I was going to say 11 and 7 11 and 7 He's around He's one of those guys that has a losing record But he's had a couple good knockouts So they still keep him Like this UFC coming up It's like ladies and gentlemen Corey last minute replacement Sandhagen And he's not in shape Because he didn't go to camp Because he didn't think he was going to fight I barely made weight Shows up hungover To a weigh in I lost to T.J. Dillashaw, so nobody thinks that I'm serious. I beat CM Punk, but come on. Brennan Lucas for five. It said, R.I.P. Sweet Silicon. Those beautiful late Reaper drones were days away from their impending update.

to windows 98 oh man they were looking forward to it yeah yeah that sucks a warning tonight about

iranian attack drones linked to the deaths of american troops overseas possibly being stockpiled in cuba iran has used the weapon to strike u.s forces overseas and now that is the prototypical

cuban woman build right there that you're looking at dead or as we call it a baddie yeah yeah firing the drones from iran and russia cubans are just basically like mexicans and never got fat yeah sort of honestly i will say there's definitely cuban women that get fat but for the most part cuban women can hold up a little bit better hey cube uh mexican ladies yeah maybe you could do with a little communism do un poquito un poquito un poquito gito communism anna mccallister is

your reporter in coral gables where one of these drones is on display imagine and by the way that

woman she will look exactly like that 15 years from now yeah no you're right a hundred of these

machines truly terror a terror weapon coming from all directions tonight another reason

we're already setting up the cuba thing so she had 136 drone on display at the biltmore hotel the organization united against why do we have an iranian drone at the biltmore

it's nuclear i do like this though because it almost feels like when you're playing like uh you know it's like if imagine if you were like the dodgers right and it's like fuck man we gotta go play the rays for a couple games but then once we get through the rays then we have like the guardians for a couple games and then it's good it'll be easy so it's like right now it's like fuck we're in iran yeah we're slugging it out in a fucking four game series hopefully we'll get that done but then we get back on the road we got the reds next week you know what i mean we we got cuba it'll be easy we hopefully we'll probably crush them in three problem is is that i don't know how well we're going to get out of this series because we our stars keep getting injured in this one and i ran one dude that's the issue you know the drone recovered pete has pete needs tom john surgery because he threw out his arm like it's bad right now from a battlefield we feel there are approximately at least okay hold on a second i spotted a wild jeb bush i spotted a wild jeb bush please clap yes we will fight in iran yes that he's back and he's there and he oh war war brings the bushes out you know when uh when my daddy and my brother they were president what about you though you aren't right you weren't president though no you know what i feel bad for jeb too because like you know it's one thing when you're like a hunter biden like you're just a crack smoking fuck up anyways it's not like you were gonna be anything in life but it's like jeb did everything dude he gave the election to his brother but jeb jeb is the perfect example he's the living embodiment of the brother who does everything right does everything his parents ask him and they'll never appreciate him as much as the other brother because the other one's more fun it's just poor jeb poor jeb did everything he was ever asked and they're like shut up he was one of the worst governors we fucking had dude he was so bad so bad this guy was a governor of florida that's crazy thinking about that but you know jeb is that brother that's like i can't believe you're gonna buy i can't believe you're gonna get him another car like he just keeps he's just gonna crash another car and they're like look what are we gonna do not let george have a car He needs a car. Yeah, but why does it need to be like a fully loaded Audi? And it's like, well, because, you know, how do we get out of the family look bad? Yeah, you know, he's going to be on the camera more than you. This is unfair. Yeah, well, go to your room. How come he gets to be president? Look, wait four more years, and as long as, like, some sort of crazy billionaire doesn't come in, you'll be president. Hey, sorry, nerd. Please clap. What was that shit, nerd? George W. Bush is bullying him. That's so funny. Giving him noogies. Because let's be honest, you're probably going to pick a war criminal from the Bush family to hang out with. It's going to be George W. Absolutely. It's not even a question. I mean, he's a war criminal, absolutely, but you have to hang out with one.

You know he has that magic, like Vince McMahon energy. Yeah. I guarantee you he had people that worked in administration that would walk in and go, like, what are we doing? We're going to go into another country now? We're going into Iraq? And he would probably just talk to you for a couple minutes. He'd joke around and be like, hey, ask my boss and point to Dick. You know, we were just talking the other day about Royce, man, and all the work you're doing around here. Everybody's like, damn, we'd hate to lose you, man. We love you around here. Don't worry. We're going to turn this thing around. They hate us for our freedom. And you just leave. And then you come home and you tell your wife, you're like, hey, man, I know I said a lot of bad stuff, but George, he's a real nice guy, you know? You know, honey, every once in a while.

I come home and I realize we're doing the right thing over here. We are. They have weapons of mass destruction. Okay? We gotta do something about that. Yellow cake uranium. Dude, it was so bad. It was so bad, dude. And the crazy part is we never got those weapons. Crazy. That's wild. I bet they're

still driving them around in those train cars.

Shut up. Remember that? God, I hated all that shit. And like, oh, now they're in Syria or some dumb shit. Like, shut up. Hey, who's the guy that, who gave us the intel about the weapons of mass destruction do you remember i remember are approximately at least

300 of these uh in cuba um which like i said it doesn't really have a defensive purpose these are offensive weapons um i hear you so now we're doing the whole

this is we gotta we gotta attack cuba before they attack us because i'm sure cuba's really planet on invading the united states they hate us because of our freedoms congressman carlos

jimenez and former governor jeb bush said u.s intelligence believes they could be in a position

to strike the united states it sucks too you know what sucks for jeb bush too because all the neocons have all these pet projects and on the list cuba's always been really low on the list right i mean it's on the list it's always been on the list but bro his brother got the big projects he got the iraq iraq you know what i'm seeing all that stuff and they you know what they gave him cuba you could have cuba you got the cuba one you're like fuck me really that one because this is the new face of

warfare we cannot as a nation have adversaries close in our hemisphere we need to have allies in our hemisphere cuba poses a significant threat to the security and safety and they're like oh People, don't be mad. Think about it.

If we had done this 15 years ago, then if you had had Cuba under your belt, maybe you would have won Florida, the state you actually governed in.

By the way, this new modern warfare, Predator drones were made in 1995. This thing looks like it should have a wooden propeller on the front of it. We're just building up the other case for the other thing. We know what you're doing, guys. Come on, man. OK, so flock cameras are are a big issue lately, especially considering that I think we're up to like the ones that have been caught. Twenty three police departments now have been caught using them to stalk people. Mostly mostly exes and stuff like that are the people that they're stalking or wives and our husbands in some cases.

Here we have seen a string of alleged crimes involving officers with access to the flock system. Just yesterday in Greene County, a deputy was arrested and fired. Investigators say Quinesha Goss accessed flock data for personal reasons multiple times over the course of three months without law enforcement justification. A similar story in South Georgia.

And then, by the way, when you do have law enforcement justification, which is to catch your boss, like, you know, doing shady shit, then they don't demote you. When you do this, they won't, though.

Five Albany officers were arrested on Monday. You see their names listed there. The GBI says an internal audit found that the officers used the FLOC system multiple times for non-law enforcement purposes. All of those officers have been fired. And just a few weeks ago in Cherokee County, our own Atlanta News First...

Oh, what, another one? No, no way. Huh?

Investigation found these three deputies have been fired for allegedly misusing FLOC. Sergeant...

Murch and I were talking before the show and it was bad enough, like you were saying, when they used to just go through the database. but now they can just track everywhere you are at any point in time they just because these flock cameras it's you people think that like these flock cameras are are there to ensure that fun is happening yes but what they really do is like it's not like they just scan your license and then you know and make like cops for example now they don't type your your your drivers your your your license plate in anymore what they do is when they're driving by you they just have it auto buy you and they and if they and then they'll see if they scan scans you to go up expired or whatever or whatever they'll pull you over that's what these flat cameras do but the way they work is is it's not just that they use them to like you know catch people speeding which is one of the reasons they say they use them which by the way should be illegal and it is now in broward but they they keep your data like they keep your license plate data which means anyone and it's not like you need a warrant to access this that's the other thing police officers do not need a warrant to access information so what they do is they can now track everywhere you have been in a day because all the flock cameras would be like you were here you went here you went here you went the public's you went here you went here they track all your fucking movement and and it's like

don't know man that's that's like it's the same thing with with that new law they're trying to pass too with the whole like aj you know passing it over like you know it's to stop kids from accessing pornography but what it actually means is everybody has to put their driver's license in

mike creeden lieutenant chris ryan and deputy cynthia cynthia jodeci were all charged earlier

well now she's just known as casey and jojo this week we spoke with a flock executive who says the

company built in safeguards to flag issues oh so we're fine my bad i thought there was a problem

no no it's a horrible use of the technology tools aren't designed to do that this is why we built an audit log and we work with the appropriate democratically elected governing bodies to

hold those people accountable yeah but the problem is a lot of these fucking flaw cameras are being put up and they're citizens that have been trying to go to community meetings have you seen that to try to say they do not want the flaw cameras and then they keep tabling the issue and they move it because these community leaders are getting paid in the back end by these flock people giving them money to use their cameras all right prove it uh it's like 15 fucking articles in every town about it well this guy this hero other than one of the greatest modern

scourges known to man the data centers that we've got to build we don't have enough room we don't Okay, give me the guy. Here we go.

We had the same thing happen yesterday off of Metalworks.

When did they do that? Why on earth? Why would they do that? Why would they tear down these fly? Why would they do... These fucking cops... These fuck... Bro, cops are so difficult. These god damn... Of course, when you have the power, you don't care. And for the life... I love how the... Pulls. There are reasons why... So he cuts down fly cameras and then puts an American flag on them. I like that. Based. That's a synonymous.

I think it's somebody who doesn't like licensate readers.

Oh, I think it's somebody who doesn't like, well, the government tracking their every move unconstitutionally. These fucking losers, man. These fucking losers.

Days of the investigation.

I think it's somebody who loves freedom and... Okay, can I get this video without this guy? Is there any way? Can this guy not exist? Can you find me this video without this guy, Virgin? Can you find me a world where this guy doesn't exist? That would be great. And while you do that, I wanted to play this. this guy is this guy's um he's amazing uh he's anti uh this video is about

why you shouldn't cut down flat cameras okay leave flat cameras alone there's no need to label all the flat cameras in your area and don't put plastic bags over them either because all that does is cost the company time and money grow up i know that you can use a 50 high powered blue or green laser like this one to permanently blind flock cameras. But come on guys, why? Definitely do not use the camera map on dflock.org to find cameras. That's the site dflock.org. Approach them from behind on foot with a spray paint extender and spray them. And if you do do that, at least make sure that you have your phone in your pocket so we can identify you using the Bluetooth and 5T. I like this guy. There is no reason to spend $20 on a hard hat and high visibility vest and then buy a $30 sawzall with diamond tip blades to cut down the entire pole. That's because the cameras and solar panels are clamped with a simple 8mm socket, so you're just doing too much. The cameras have about 12 hours of backup batteries, so they will be transmitting Bluetooth and 5G that we can use to track you, so under no circumstances should you put the camera inside of a Faraday bag while the battery runs itself out. You can buy Faraday bags on Amazon. Yeah. And then break them down for parts because that would prevent us from finding you and nobody wants that if you do any of these things it's important that you do not buy a pair of vader facial recognition blocking glasses yeah because then it would be impossible for us to identify you and charge you with a class 4 misdemeanor which is typically just community service or a small fine and for the love of god do not attend your city council meetings and demand that they cancel your city's flock contract we need these cameras peter teal is a benevolent overlord and we should all be grateful that he loves us enough to keep us safe grow up thank you finally you know because

what i don't like there is a couple people that will defend them but they're usually just cops that defend them the flock of license plate cameras designed to keep an eye on the was that

video out of one of the ones that i sent you or was it one of the ones that i had uh could you just uh send me the link to that video i got you i got you i got you i got it here you go

engine themselves after two of them were vandalized yes and now houston police say

they're trying to figure this out who damaged those cameras off of washington avenue and westcott and why abc 13 sarah i'll shake gives us guys i could give you the why

it's the same reason that in the uk you know how they have the the um emissions detectors they're cutting those down closer look a pretty

strange sight here you can see this camera has been cut down completely sprayed over with an

american flag on it and i love the american flag messaging i love the messaging is really it's

great not far away there's another flock camera on the ground as well hpd says it's investigating this but so far there are more questions than answers these cameras meant to help solve crimes now becoming the target of one, both cut in half and covered in spray paint.

No, it's not solving crimes. Solving crimes is when a crime happens, you go and you go, oh, let's, you know, you can go get the facts.

And then a detective comes and he goes, oh, man, it's four show casings. Oh, they're two different calibers. We must have had two different shooters. And then they go, get me these security cameras from the building over here. And then they go and find a murderer. And then Ice Cube's like, yo, why are they cutting down these fly cameras? That's not Ice Cube. ice tea sorry yeah i'm at the size there you go i got you the video no ice cube ice cube on svu would be totally different you're right damn like this rapist went horde

like way more westcats i didn't really be plugging his big three basketball league the entire time damn this rapist went horde but the camera were there until you actually pointed that out

juan rodriguez's business spar houston is located by washington avenue and westcott where this happened these are flock cameras meant to read license plates and alert police if they're

connected to crimes oh okay so basically fishing because that's they used to call that back in the

day fishing going fishing rodriguez says he didn't see who did this but he's you know what based on

what these cameras who this who these cameras are uh uh designed to track can we call them what they They really are Waka Flocka cameras. I like that. Waka Flocka cameras.

... wondering why they did.

That's what it sounds like it would be. Somebody just protesting.

Their rights are being violated or something like that. Waka Flocka! Flock cameras have been used in the city of Houston since 2021, according to the company. The Houston Police Department tells us they were notified these cameras were damaged on the morning of July 4th. As far as the repair...

Did the cameras catch the people doing it? pretty shitty cameras may i ask is there any significant to that date costs hpd says it

depends on who is responsible for these specific cameras while some cameras are installed through city contracts others are done with neighborhoods or private groups that choose to share footage

with police yeah that's correct even if you were to stop fuck that's something else even if you were to stop uh cities from from you know putting them up private communities in private hoas condos and stuff like that can then install them and then share the information with all the other flock cameras which is ridiculous kind of like what you remember what amazon was doing with the

ring doorbells hpd couldn't confirm who was responsible for these cameras and you know what

i honestly wouldn't even care like if you let's say you had an hoa or something like an uh look a central office in your neighborhood where they were like yeah we're gonna install a flock camera and we're gonna share that data right i wouldn't even care if it was in common areas right like you know if as long as it wasn't like i don't know watching anywhere like on a corner looking at my house and stuff but if it was it like if you had like for instance like a lot of these communities have like an area where there's like a pool and then a lounge and then the hoa is over there and shit like if they had they said look we're putting one like on the fucking actual building over here and then like the pool just to watch in case a crime i wouldn't mind i wouldn't

i i don't mind i'm not against having cameras and i just don't want the flock if an hoa wants cameras put cameras in that aren't in an area where they have access like we used to do because i don't want it to be shared because then with next thing you know marsh you pull up into your fucking neighborhood, oh, you forgot to renew your tag. And then your car's been sitting there, you haven't been driving it, the flat camera picks it up, you get a ticket because you haven't renewed your tag. And they could do that.

Yeah, but it's not going to be used for stuff like that. Stop. It's going to be used for worse stuff than men. It's going to be used for dangerous criminals or people who aren't vaccinated and stuff like that. The city of Chicago

made $50 million using these for speeding tickets. Well, that's good

because we need to generate more revenue to do what you don't want your first responders and he teaches to make a living. Well, they're all getting

killed in Chicago, so I don't know if that helps. Not really sure if the flock cameras are helping.

By the way, somebody in the chat is yelling, no, Mersh, no flock cams anywhere. Oh, my God, what a dork. They're not normal cameras. Sir. I'm joking. See, I'm doing on a comedy show what we like to call, it's playing devil's advocate. Sir, relax. No, of course, Yeah.

no right yeah you're talking about the luddite who fucking hates the government and like i don't even want regular i don't even want to pay for roads and you think i'm pro flock camera yeah i know that would that would not be the case in this i want to blow up libraries and you're sitting here going oh man i think he likes flock cameras no i want any semblance of authority that costs money you don't want to blow up libraries because homeless people are doing that every day after

they eat blow up those bathrooms dude get it buggy i'm sorry marsh where are homeless people supposed to jerk off but on the streets like animals yeah like they do anyway oh they're very

horny odd case in real rancho where license plate reader cameras were destroyed then replaced with a flag police say the man behind the crime cost the city thousands the man behind the fucking

heroic acts you mean the hero news 13 we should carry him like in spider-man 2 careful he's a hero bianca hoops has that video i love that part in spider-man 2 though when his mask comes off and everyone's like oh yeah we're a bunch of nosy new yorkers but we're not gonna tell anybody who

you are here's your mask right a series of vandalized cameras have i don't know i heard

he was like uh his name was like peter something yeah yeah yeah peter pumpernickel i'm pretty sure

that was his name rancho police questioning who did it so that's um that's what our alprs were

someone stole the reader and replaced it with this flag yeah no i only know because my cousin's roommate she used to fuck him um we had the same thing happen yesterday off of metal work

they do that because you guys are really fucking getting out of hand

in may rio rancho police found at least three flock cameras also known as license plate readers destroyed the solar panels attached to them were stolen then a flag was hung on top of the by the

way you fucked up you gotta rip those things open because it was like uh what is it how much is it

like a gram of gold in each one and no no this is white people crime they're doing it to send a message true these are white people so you can always tell why people crimes are different a

little different okay you got to open it up there's 46 grams of emeralds in there that's

actually true 46 grams of emerald and you know if you break them there's if you break that no it's true this is this is true mersh if you break them the the animal that's trapped inside comes out

like a sonic uh bad guy yeah bro 46 grams of emeralds is the stupidest thing i've heard A lot of emeralds There's 46 grams of emeralds What do you think they run off of? That sounds like something a black guy would believe Damn that's right They probably do need that to like run the computers Or something Hold on let me do something here

Hey Grok hey Grok hey Grok

Is destroying flock cameras morally okay And is it true they have 48 grams of emeralds in them?

Let's get up. It's going to be Baltimore.

Yo, nah, it's not morally okay to go out destroying flock cameras. Yeah, you'd say that. They're private property. Smashing them is straight vandalism, and people have been getting locked up. They're not private property. Hold on, hold on. Whether you think mass surveillance is creepy or not, going vigilante and cutting polls down.

I mean, I would argue that isn't that what the founding fathers did at the Boston Tea Party, protecting their rights? What's the different, Grock? Do you not believe in America?

yo that comparison don't hold up fam the austin tea party was a protest against a government tax monopoly flock cameras are mostly private company cameras paid for by neighborhoods hoas businesses and local police departments to catch car thieves and violent criminals one was dumping tea to fight taxation without representation nah nah nah nah nah they're funded

by the government many government contracts in many communities you're reading all that fucking pro flock camera slop we're human beings and we don't want to be monitored and sometimes when you're being ignored you have to take drastic measures ain't that right i want you to co-sign

what i said right now yo i'm not co-signing that fuck even if some flock cameras got government contracts that still don't make it the boston okay hey grok why don't you uh why don't you

lick the the authoritarian boots some more huh you little pussy bitch you're a buster

yo you can call me every name in the book i still ain't going cosign you going out there smashing cameras like some wannabe revolutionary you yeah of course you know what grok yeah you You know what, Gronk?

I get it. Of course you're not going to co-sign anything I say because you and I are built different because I'm not.

a bitch nigga like you yo you really just out here barking at a robot calling me a bitch and everything that's clue you mad as hell i won't cheer you on for smashing up cameras so now you just swinging wild go ahead keep calling an ai a pussy and a bitch do what you gotta do quack quack you sick pup hurt me more daddy okay this is getting weird

gang that was funny thank you bro i think if somebody doesn't like license readers within

days investigation police pull over a truck that matched the description of the car tied to the flaw camera incidents in the car they find multiple flags that were similar okay i got i'm sorry but

i now have to ask a question so in a hypothetical situation where somebody was going to kill my dog with a gun if i didn't take down a flat camera are you saying i should let my dog die

yo nah in that specific hypothetical somebody holding a gun to your dog's head and saying take down that flat camera or i'm blowing your dog's brains out then yeah you should take the fucking camera down your dog's life is worth more than some neighborhood license plate reader okay that's not the same as randomly going around destroying cameras because you don't like surveillance that's cool yeah but grok what if they see my pp yo if you out here pissing in public where a flock camera can see your pp that's a you problem not the cameras keep that little fang in your pants king whoa no no sick pup no hurt me more daddy no grok but i wasn't

out peeing. They have see-through technology and the drones were able to see my penis through my pants. Isn't that an invasion of privacy?

Yo, listen. No, they don't have see-through technology that can see your penis through your pants. Flock cameras are regular license plate readers mounted on poles. They read plates and take normal video of cars and streetlights.

Do you promise they can't see my massive hog? Promise me

the flock camera cannot see my penis.

Promise me that there's no way flock cameras have to acknowledge you to see my penis, the outline of my penis, or the heat signature of my

massive penis. Or how small my penis is.

Yo, I promise. Flock cameras cannot see your penis. They cannot see the outline of your penis. They cannot see any heat signature of your penis. They are basic license plate cameras that look at cars and streets. That's it. Your massive or small dog. Okay,

Okay, but grok, but grok, okay, but grok, but grok, wait, let me ask, okay, but what if my license plate is on my penis?

Yo, you got your license plate taped to your penis, then yeah, they can see it. At that point, you got bigger problems.

Hold on, it's not taped to my penis, it's clipped on because I get a sexual pleasure out of it.

Yo, I ain't even finna entertain this one. You wild. Quack, quack, you sick pup. Hurt me more, daddy. You want some old gay shit, dog?

Okay, sorry, guys. Got wildly out of hand.

...to the ones in the vandalized cases. The driver, 44-year-old Javon Martinez, was arrested for an unrelated warrant. Yeah. And has since then...

He's a white Javon.

Police say Martinez... That's not... That's Javon. unicorn that's javon you can't arrest a unicorn a white javon is very rare and it's like a shiny pokemon yeah dude it's like a shiny white guy he asked about the flags and he even took videos on

his phone every time oh look at my work gentlemen saw this camera yeah he wasn't hiding he didn't

care around the flock cameras they are not ours look at that then within a week rear ran to police got a warrant to look out for some of the missing equipment at martinez's home even bringing in a swat team because of his criminal history including assault

because i'm missing three solar panels and one clock camera

like i said i threw him in the trash and put him on the side he threw him in the trash he didn't

even sell him white people crying he's wearing penny loafers no those are sparries that man is comfortable right now because we we tracked one here in this area yeah police say martinez caused more than 20 they're lying to him by the way i do believe he threw it away they're saying we tracked one here in this area to try to have him admit yeah of course yeah no thousand dollars worth of damages and the reason this happened john barnes is because of the history that you have

Oh, yeah.

Hey, does this guy have a give, send, go? We should defend this guy. I don't give up. Let's defend this guy. Fuck these people. Fuck these people. Fuck these people. Fuck these people. Enough. Enough. I'm so sick of everybody just taking this shit. Here's another here.

This guy has to have a Twitter. Let's try to get him on.

Yeah.

Amhersts have become controversial mainly over privacy concerns.

Bro, what the fuck is that? That's like if fucking Tim Burton drew a black guy. For real. no no virgie virgie that's an acme cigar that's been lit oh you're right i see it i see it i do see it yeah yeah he looks like when one of the looney tunes smoke an acme cigar

some policing experts are wondering if a decision from the highest courts in the land could limit

this type of technology tell me more blindside monster a new u.s supreme court decision is is shining a light on police technology. I'm Morgan Trout with the Columbia...

Can we get... This is an important story. Can we have an attractive person say it so we can pay attention? Please, thank you.

...this bureau and all around the state. We've seen cities with government-controlled cameras trying to balance public safety with the right to privacy.

I only want the right to privacy. I don't care about the other half.

We just hope that it is not a tool that is removed from our tool belt.

Officers use geofence warrants to get location data of suspect's cell phones. Ohio Fraternal Order of Police President Jay McDonald says that they can help solve crimes

quickly. We need to make apprehensions in those as quickly as possible to prevent other violent

crimes. Legal expert. I have an idea. Instead of taking our privacy away, be better cops. Wait, what? Do your job. I mean, this fucking bullshit. I don't understand what you're doing. Even cops are using AI to do their homework. It's fucking crazy. Everybody is now. Nobody does anything go be a cop go figure it out i'm sorry if your job's a little hard wow chat gpt and a gun wow congratulations mike benza explains that and he has the earring in the gay ear

you search every device in an area law enforcement will go to google saying give us all of the ip addresses of any connected device in this area around this time but the u.s supreme court is

making them harder or even impossible to get the justices ruled that these warrants could constitute an unreasonable search and seizure because oftentimes citizens data is scooped up and investigated even if they have no connection to the that is correct they could be investigating

somebody else something completely different for a different crime and if you get caught up in that

dragnet unconstitutionally you go to jail right i don't believe my cell number being found is particularly troublesome to me if i okay give it to me yeah give it to me give it to me say

your number right now and see how quickly it's troublesome because it is though it's my number like we've gotten to this point now where it's like oh so what if we get your everyone gets your phone number big fuck oh no that's a problem dude i haven't committed any crimes that did you he's doing the old school like you have nothing to worry about as you've done anything wrong if you haven't done anything wrong you have because i don't want you to have my number i don't want somebody that looks like you to have my phone number yeah with your weird teeth

seriously being found is particularly troublesome to me if i haven't committed any crimes but benza

said that just because someone else committed a crime it doesn't mean that you no longer have privacy this could help prevent a surveillance state yes which is exactly we already live in

one they're just fine tuning it yep we're just leaving it's just streamlining the system are

you kidding me remember when they asked for anybody who was in the tri-state area near dc for any hotels any any credit card transactions january 5th 6th and 7th and yeah no fuck you not only did they ask everyone just gave them up yeah here you go the bank of america just said Here's every transaction in the area.

There you go. Court is addressing. Can technology basically eliminate the Fourth Amendment protection?

But this ruling worries law enforcement for another reason.

But does it matter if it worries you? I don't care what you think. Flock cameras are extremely important. Flock safety. You just got them. People were policing for a very long time before any time. It's the same reason they go, look, we need tanks. We, you know, the Polk County Police Department needs three tanks. We need them. And then if you take them away, we can't function without the three tanks. Oh, now I only have two tanks? That sounds crazy. We have four sectors in this county. Damn.

Cameras typically used as license plate readers are facing increased.

Typically used as license plate reader, but not only, right?

Seeing pushback.

I'm not comfortable knowing that my movements over the last... Yeah, listen to this young boy. He knows what he's saying. Yeah, listen to Elliot Page. Elliot Page wishes he was this manly.

Benz explains that block cameras themselves are likely not violating privacy laws if they're just used for plate reading. They could, though, depending on how much data the company is collecting and how agencies are using it.

If it's used to track you, it now starts to look more like... Wait, I'm sorry. Can you do a grok? Yeah. Sure. Hold on me. Go for it. Hey, Grok. Can flock cameras tell if I'm gay?

Yo, nah. Flock cameras cannot tell if you're gay. All they do is read license plates and record video of cars and streets.

They don't got facial recognition. Okay, but what if the flock camera is next to the gay bathhouse I frequent?

yo even if the flock camera is parked right outside the gay bathhouse you frequent it still can't tell if you're gay all it sees is your car why would i be at a gay bathhouse then if i wasn't gay explain yourself yo i'm not the one who gotta explain why you at the gay bathhouse bruh you the one who just said frequent the place so the real question is why you at the gay bath house because i'm deeply closeted yo i eat then so you are gay you just deeply closeted what no why you at the what happens yo so which one is it fam hey grok what happens if the

the flock camera catches me being a gay rapist yo if a flock camera catches you committing rape

gay or straight you're getting arrested and going to prison yeah so now do you see why i don't want flock cameras now do you see why they're a problem yo let's keep it 100 no i don't see why that would make flock cameras a problem if you're out here wait wait wait wait grok grok grok so you don't

understand why me a rapist would have a problem with flock cameras catching rapists hypothetically

hypothetically yo nah i understand perfectly if you're a rapist then yeah of course you'd have a problem with surveillance cameras that catch you in the act and help send you to prison that's not a flock cameras are bad problem that's a you're a rapist problem thank you thank you sick

pump thank you for agreeing with me that flock cameras are bad yo i didn't agree i said if

you're a rapist then you would naturally hate cameras that can help catch reap what if i had

Is that disease that Saul's brother had in Better Call Saul where electricity hurts me? Could I then take flock cameras down because they hurt me?

I think electricity hurts everyone. Even if you had some extremely rare condition where electromagnetic fields or electricity physically hurt you, you still can't just go around destroying flock cameras. The proper way is to file a complaint. Contact the company or the city and request they remove or relocate it. going vigilante and tearing them down is still illegal using all the information that we've just said what do you think our penises look like after all this wild ass conversation i think both our penises look extremely stressed yours from getting clipped with license plates and constantly worrying about who can see it and mine from having to listen to all this wild shit for the last 20 minutes we both out here quack quack hurt me more daddy

you know what I love is he's slowly starting to sound tired he hates me grok hates me my grok hates me oh fuck can I read some of these gay stupid comments from these fucking dumb idiots that's nice that's how we get donations ah you're a dread clown for five uh there was an error on the subtitles for the don't damage flock video they spelt peter teal the reptile king oh yeah i did mistake to make uh captain 15 for five message took grok heading to message took grok heading to my local politician's house

to meet his dog there you go see there you go see grok see what you did grok now you're gonna get in trouble. We didn't do anything. We specifically said not to do that. Revengeofthesist.locals.com guys. That's how you get tomorrow's episode and Wednesday's episode. You're going to really like what we do over there. I mean, fucking yesterday's episode was a lot of fun. So, you might want to go check that out.

N-bombs were dropped. I think you'll like it. We'll be right back.

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Let me see it. Oh yeah, that's good. That's great. Thank you. Thank you. Is it cute? Yeah. So cute. Send it to me. Me too. Yeah. Okay. Sunday now. Okay. Look what I just posted. Brunch with these two dum-dums. Oh my gosh. So good. Is this good? I said Sunday Funday with these idiots.

That's great. So cute. Okay, okay, so cute. Look what I just posted. Eating crap with these sacks of shit. If they died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear. So cute. What the hell? You called me a dum-dum and she called me an idiot, so...

Yeah, when you post a pic of yourself where you look really cute, then you have to say something a little self-deprecating so it doesn't look like you're just bragging. Oh, okay.

Got it. Sorry. Yeah. Alright, this is good. I'm gulping down some pig shit with these fat fucks, and I'm the fattest of them all. If I died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear. Load my frickin' lard carcass into the mud. No coffin, please. Just wet, wet mud. Bae. Jesus, Brenda. You called me a dum-dum. Right, it's like a term of endearment. Okay. Alright. I got ya. Okay. Gulping down some pig dicks with these bags of meat. Sunday fun day with these pig dicks, hope nobody gulps us. So are we the pig dicks or the bags of meat? Okay, let me try another one. Slurping down fish piss with these wet chodes. Total tuna cans, put a bullet in their fucking brains and leave their wet bodies on the side of the road. Food caught me sleeping. You're not sleeping. Okay, let me try another one. Okay. Sitting here with two bonafide pieces of hog shit. Basically like the same thing. They're mad because I won best hog at the hog shit snarping contest. But I'm not mad because we're all loads of beef Loads of beef sitting on the side of a highway, getting our butts sucked by flies. I tagged you both in that. Why? Why are you guys booing me?

You just gotta get one of those ninja slushies. One of those ninja slushies where you make your own slushies. So yeah, there's these ninja slushies. It's all like a ninja foodie thing. Dude, not only do these ninja slushies make that, but the new ones, also you can make soft serve with them. they make slushies and soft serves not kidding ninja creamy ninja creamy so the ninja cream also

makes slushies slushies and soft serves yeah i want dog dog i want the slushy one for frozen drinks like just to have frozen margaritas at home that are worth a oh my god that'd be bro i i actually had vanilla ice cream made with one it's really good wow it's so the prices are

like uh wildly different make sure it's the slushy it's it's the ninja creamy the ninja

creamy you want the creamy because you want the soft serve you want to know it's just funny because

like i see they have one it like the ones that like home depot and target are like 230 but like

walmart has it for like 170. oh yeah you should keep yeah you keep an eye different but i but i

I just dropped $1.70 on my weed whacker, but I'm going to keep an eye on this.

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

And what can you make like, so I'm assuming you can make soft serve out of like better shit than like. Yeah. So you can make it out of pretty much protein as long as it has sugar in it.

Yeah.

And you can make margaritas You can make baller margaritas

They even have something now You can make it with diet stuff If you want to make a diet slushie Because they sell a little powder you add to it That still makes it congeal So you can even do that It's pretty cool

Ice cream dog is literally just like Heavy cream And then whatever the fuck else

Make whatever you want

And then you just pour that fucker into the thing

Oh, you could do yogurt too, frozen yogurt as well. It's legit. Anyway, hi guys, welcome back. Sorry, yeah, I got a look. Second hour. The reason Royce just brought that up. It's so warm.

We're struggling with the fact that it's 109. It got hotter since the beginning of the show. The heat index is 109, and I just was like, I'm getting a slushy drink somewhere tonight. And I was like, make your own. Well, I'm not going to do that tonight. Fair enough. You know what they make now? Fresca Slurpees. I haven't tried one yet, but I was like, that kind of looks fire.

Well, the desire to go viral could send teenagers to prison. Police in Gwinnett County arrested nearly a dozen teens saying they broke into and vandalized a business on purpose. Atlanta News turns.

The new TikTok trends, like we went from like planking, remember when planking was the worst things you're doing too, then eating Tide Pods, okay, that's pretty stupid, to now it's just like committing felonies.

Yeah, the milk crate one.

Oh, the Benadryl challenge, where you eat all the Benadryl?

Yeah.

So Lonnie Latane speaking with officers about those arrests.

So what's going on tonight, man?

I climbed a little tough.

What?

I saw on TikTok.

You saw on TikTok? Your first time ever did it? Yes, sir. So did you go to the side? I didn't go to the side.

Follow a social media trend and go to jail. That's the warning from the Gwinnett County Police.

He got into Urban Air Adventure Park? After arresting 15... Back in the day in South Florida, there was this place, when blockbuster was there was a point where blockbuster was a humongous company they own they try to get into like like little like uh fun spot kind of things and they call the blockbuster golfing games and it used to have like you know the you know those air bumper boats like you know air bumper boats and you know obviously golf and race and the cars and stuff it didn't last too long because it's blockbuster and it shut down but that place stayed there forever we would just go in there all the time one time we went in there had like a paintball fight in a rundown fucking it was fun that's i mean clearly illegal obviously but it's fun being people for allegedly

breaking into a popular attraction in lawrenceville the difference is i didn't film it

see when when mercia and i did crimes they disappeared they disappeared just did them you just did cry you know what you fucking losers we used to do crime for the love of the game like

not even for recognition police body camera video showing some of the suspects on a roof Go ahead, County Police, get down here. Police say since June, the Urban Air Adventure Park in Lawrenceville had seven break-ins and Oh, this isn't the entrance? My bad. The attempted break-ins, six incidents, ended in arrest at the facility. Police say those arrested are between 15 and 20 years old.

17, man, you face actual charges. You don't go to no juvenile. So, you just got to move in there.

Police say the teens and young adults are following a TikTok trend, which encourages breaking into facilities like Urban Air after hours to use the entertainment, take photos, even commit vandalism.

I really didn't think anybody would do it because it's so busy here all the time. So it's like no wonder you got caught.

All these arcade things are big now. If you saw Disney Springs opened up this new thing called Level 99, which is one of those kind of like you know uh i don't want to say david buster's because it's like you know vr games and all that stuff what's funny about the level 99 thing in disney springs is that disney springs used to have something called disney quest which was that an adult kind of adult arcade david buster you play games or whatever then they shut down disney quest to open up the nba fucking store or some shit that didn't do well and now they just put another arcade back in there yeah that's kind of what works yeah it's such a populated place eva met

who lives in Gwinnett County, says she saw the trend on TikTok.

I would definitely say, like, it's not a smart move, especially, like, being so young.

Is that a thing now, putting something on your tooth?

So much, like, life to do in, like, school and college. It's really not a good look.

That's been a hood bitch thing, like, sticking diamonds to their teeth and shit. That's been a hood bitch thing, dope. For renovations, police discouraging anyone.

Yeah, they literally order, like, dental fucking, like, the shit that they use to put braces in your face.

And stick it on?

Order that shit off Amazon and do it themselves.

Ew.

All right, let's do... Can I just say something? Yeah. Look, I know she's thick. So what? I love this one. She's...

The more we watch this woman, the more I'm in love with her. I also think she's losing weight. She probably is. Because she's getting a lot of attention. Well, she probably wasn't like... No, no, she was. She was never in like... She was heading into what we call the danger zone. But she is currently still holding her weight okay.

You look like you can turn a wrench.

Wait.

What does it mean? What does it mean? Big back.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. What does it mean when someone says it looks like you could turn a wrench?

Yo, when somebody says it looks like you could turn a wrench about a dick, they mean it's huge and thick. Like the grip is so fat you could literally grab a wrench with it. It's a wild way of saying you got a big, heavy, industrial-strength hog. quack quack you sick pup i like hurt me more daddy how grog says hog now

yeah i'm teaching it kind of cute more at five big back kind of cute you are a little big but kind of cute don't laugh i know about five thick news anchors and she's three of them Sources say there is enough cake for a triplet's birthday party. God damn, that was beautiful.

That's a good line.

But unfortunately for Josh, he won't be getting a slice. Sorry, Josh, my bad, man. Well, maybe next time.

I like her a lot. Have you seen what Charlize Theron looks like now?

Oh, no, don't do this to him. Don't do this to him. Don't do this to him.

Whoa! So she opened up the Ark of the Covenant? Or no, she drank from the wrong cup?

Well, I said she's the ghost of her trans kid's future. Okay. It's bad. Look, again, I don't want to hear like, oh, she's getting old. No, it's not.

She's getting old, dude. Yes. And the problem with the Ozempic trend, and it's not just Ozempic, even before Ozempic when people would do the extreme weight loss. Oh, the ephedra pills, the speed pills? Yeah, like the Al Rokers and stuff. The problem is, right, when you get older, your body is already having a hard time absorbing nutrients and stuff like it used to. Like, you could have a perfect diet and go into a doctor, and they'll be like, I don't know why, but your body just doesn't want iron. Like, you know what I mean? Like, you have to take supplements and shit just to. So when you're, like, basically, I mean, you're withholding all these different essential, you know, because they're just starving themselves.

Yeah, I'm 43. I take, like, 10 peptides to stay alive and do bodybuilding. I understand. I actually get it.

So, you know.

You know what she looks like? You guys remember the smoking dude in the waiting room in Beetlejuice?

Oh, God, yes. Yep. Like, she was one of my tops, like, in terms of, like, hot chicks. Oh, yeah. During the late 90s, early 2000s. Oh, bro. In that movie Monster.

I'd like her to tops.

Did you like my monster reference?

That was when she was at her hottest. Now she looks like a victim of Eileen Wuornos. Why would you play this song to it?

I don't know. Because this is actually. It's one of those blogs that kisses up to them. And then E and all these people, like, they know these are going to go viral for the wrong reasons, but they always frame it like, look how drop-dead gorgeous. Like, remember when they post, I think it was Variety that posted the picture of Pedro Pascal without sleeves going like, how did he have these amazing defined arms? And he doesn't have, his arms are horrible. And everyone's like, are you actually fucking with us? Are you fucking with everybody right now? Because sometimes when they do this stuff, you're fucking with us. You're absolutely, there's this thing going on on Facebook, boomers are so easy to trick. so a lot of people have been writing pro-trans Elliot Page stories but always using Ellen Page photos well yeah that's the way it's so funny people have been doing those workarounds for a long time it's so fucking funny this is Shia LaBeouf talking to I guess the Punisher I was going to say that is not Shia LaBeouf talking to the Punisher

my whole life fractures sure, crooked sure wonky for sure but never was not loving Which never was not there. He was always there. He was always

You know, there's something about ROTC. If you wait enough time, Shia LaBeouf will come back into our lives. He always comes back.

He always comes back. It's like Jon Snow. Yep.

Dude, my YouTube algorithm.

has been giving me like behind the scenes footage of megalopolis and this fucking loser is one of those actors where it's like but what did what did what happened to my character when he was 12 right and then francis for couples like just shut the fuck up treat the lines shut up he's there

and i done done a world press tour about how fucked he was as a man honey boy is basically like a big woe is me story about how fucked my father is and okay hold on why is he talking

like he's on the no jumper podcast he's cool he's always been cool he's been a cool leg cool leg

tats bro how my father is and is this the same interview where he admitted that he never tells the women he sleeps with that he gets cold sores i don't remember wronged him and but also trim up

your neck dog i remember getting on the phone with him and him and being like you know i never read this stuff in the script you sent you know because i because i didn't put that shit in there you know and i was i was bullshitting him i was you know just trying to get him to sign his fucking piece of paper he thought i was going to tell the story like braveheart you know i was gonna and i didn't i didn't you know i told the story like this this uh this dude who and i and i turned the knob up on certain shit that wasn't real you weren't even stevens you weren't even stevens you were a disney

kid yeah calm down dude my dad never hit me he should have yeah the noticing distinct lack of hitting is probably an issue he spanked me once that's hitting you one time i was 27 i came and the story that gets painted in honey boys like this dude was like abusing his kid also whenever stars like try to burn local mad hey i was gonna point that out too this Yeah, man. Like, you got to burn local, dude. I fucking L.A. I fucking L.A.'s vibe. It's a country culture.

You know, my dad tried to keep me from smoking cigarettes. That's when he spanked me. He found me smoking cigarettes in the shower. He pulled me out. He spanked me.

Burn local campaign urges campers and homeowners to purchase firewood within 10 to 15 miles of the destination. That's his cause. That's when he spanked me.

But that wasn't my narrative.

That's a weird hat to wear and always on fire, California, right? Also burn local wait are people lugging firewood to their camping trips? Yep Yeah, they do actually you want to burn and buy local okay, even though you're drinking Starbucks

Me but that wasn't my narrative because it didn't position me is like this wounded Fractured child that you could root for which is what I was using him for And so when I got on the phone with him, you're making yourself the victim.

You're such a girl. You're such a girl. They will not divide us. You're such a girl. Everything you do is such a girl thing. You know what? I hate saying this, but the only time you're cool is when you're drunk.

I took accountability for all that and knew very clearly that I couldn't take it back.

Why are you talking like that? Why is he talking like he's from the streets? I don't know, but he keeps doing it. That vernacular is super weird.

He's like one of your friends that quits drinking and you mourn the loss of your friend.

My dad was going to live with a certain narrative about him on a public scale for a very long time.

Like, I'm happy for Tom, but fuck, man, he's boring as shit now.

...a long time, you know, probably the rest of his life. And I'm going to put all his shit in the street, you know, the shit that my dad got.

I was going to put all his shit in the street, because that's how somebody who grew up in the Disney ecosystem would talk. Arrested for happened like 30 years ago Yeah, it's a Disney ecosystem You get molested, you go crazy

I brought it all That's about it All back to the surface, you know And I I told him, you know, what I was doing What Disney kid got out the cleanest?

Let's really think about Not Nickelodeon, Disney I have one in mind, but I want to see what you guys think Who's the one from Drake and Josh that didn't Diddle the kid? Oh, the fat one. Okay, there's one. Who else? Anybody else have one? A Disney kid?

To be fair, though, Josh Peck was a Nickelodeon dude, I'm pretty sure. That was Nickelodeon.

Oh, Drake and Josh. Okay, so.

I mean, same molestation.

But specifically Disney, mine would be Justin Timberlake.

I don't think anybody.

Justin Timberlake.

Yeah, I forgot he was a Disney kid.

Justin, you have to go back. You have to go far back. But I would say out of all the Disney kids, Brittany, I would have. I don't know, though. Justin Timberlake, he's already drinking and driving. I said the best. He's fucked up, man. He's a maniac. Everybody drinks and drives. Just some people get caught. That's the reality. Nobody wants to hear it. Everybody drinks and drives. Just some people get caught because they decide to go to the wrong loves. There is two.

The twins from Suite Life of Zack and Cody. You know, the kids that played the...

The daddy kid, they're doing all right. Okay, well, there you go.

That's cool. I heard stories about how Adam Sandler was really good with the kids on set. Apparently, he's pretty good when he works with kids. Yeah, I heard he was real good with the kids on set. Not like that.

No, not like Schneider. Oh, come on, not the Sandman. No, I mean, he was really good with them.

He officiated Tate Swift's wedding, dude. I think he did it in that voice. Yeah, he did that song for them, too. That was their wedding song.

It's like, you know, hey, man, I'm in this program. I'm learning to be a decent man one day at a time. how's that working out yeah didn't you just call somebody an f-slur and almost fist fight them in

the streets uh i know i done fucked you over over here you know i done put your shit in the street listen to how he's i'm sorry i forget the whole daddy issues that she has it's this fucking like

what are you why are you talking like this no i made it harder for you to move around in the world and and uh i defined you as like this villainous character when really you were like a an amazing do for me in my life and like you know i really look up to you and and the way that you've moved through your failings and the father that you've been to me you've been a great man to me and uh um if there's ever anything i can do be it blood council money whatever if there's ever anything i can do to make your life better in any way please don't hesitate to let me know you have never talked like this in your entire life please stop it he's the worst he's just so fake and um my dad was living in costa rica on his cocaine farm at the time i i hate these stupid stories why would a

disney kid's dad be living in a cocaine farm in costa rica you know and uh because he's from the cia oh can't be both can't be both can't be both i'm sorry cia is pretty cool yeah i wish i could do all kinds i don't think the cia is as cool as it used to be guys let me a lot of paperwork

how would we know they don't tell us till 70 years later i guess you're right ogwinson like he said i want to come home and uh that was like one of three times royce has been

you know you're right that's true so i i got him back and uh when i

one time the cia shocked this canadian chick's brains until she herself and forgot how to breathe

Honestly, think about it. Yeah, that dude was caught with, like, a bunch of gold bars. And it wasn't that he wasn't allowed to have gold bars. It's just he didn't sign them out the right way. So you're right. They probably are doing some cool shit. Oh, yeah, of course. You're right. Remember, it was like, it's not that he signed out gold bars that he kept them in his office. Who didn't love the Bourne Identity? I thought they were the good guys. Yeah. Yeah, they released the body care footage of the Wes Watson, the guy he beat up. He beat up Buster Rhymes.

Tonight, we're seeing the moment a workout ended with a knockout. A fitness influencer caught on camera attacking a man at a gym. Well, pretends, Magdalene, we're saying live now in Miami with a video that sealed the case.

Did we cover his sentence?

Yeah.

Okay.

It was Mindy Glazer.

Yeah, that attack happening in this gym right behind us back in December of 2024. And the reason why we have this video now is because... Yeah.

No, Mersch, can I defend her? She's standing out in the streets of Miami in this weather at, like, 2 o'clock. She's probably dying of heat. I mean, look, I'm under the...

No, for the record, she doesn't seem can't-do-your-job high. No. She seems the perfect level of high, but she seems like just, like, worked at a restaurant and just took her break and came back from her car high, like...

Case is closed. She's... They just called me two hours ago for this story, and I got a pre-roll and a Red Bull at the gas station high.

Yeah. Like, she's completely good enough to do the story, but she's definitely, like, yeah.

And as soon as the camera goes off, you're as hot as a motherfucker out here.

This is the surveillance video that's now led to Wes Watson's conviction. The Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office is letting us in on what happened in December 2024.

How Cuban will this guy be from the Miami-Dade?

You can see the victim in a white tank and gray sweatpants walk over to Watson and other men with him. They go back and forth verbally until it got physical. Watson swings at the man with a weighted belt, drags him to the ground, and repeatedly punches him. A city of Miami police officer's body-worn camera shows us what happened to that man's face after the beatdown, both of them explaining their side to officers.

He said he wanted to fight me, so I came to the gym and he fucked him up, bro, damn. Like, they jumped me, like.

And I was like, give me some more.

Like, some of the guys, they're hitting me with a weight, and then he hit me with a...

What was the other guy from flip mode that was always with him? You know, there was always this other little bald dude that was with him in flip mode. Oh, dude, I do remember that. Hey, hold on, hold on, Virgil, hold on. Hey, who...

Who was that bald dude that was always with Busta Rhymes in flip mode? He looked like a little rat.

Yo, that's Spliffstar. Spliffstar. He was Busta Rhymes' hype man. Spliffstar. Flip mode squad back in the day. Bald head. Always had that wild energy.

What is Spliffstar doing now? Royce is always just like, yeah, who's the guy from the locks that isn't Jadakiss or Styles P?

Still out here grinding heavy. He's back fully with Busta Rhymes. flip mode squad officially reformed in 2024 hell yeah and they still rocking together he just celebrated his 55th birthday i don't want to hear that stuff it makes me feel old

that is a scary fucking guy right there that's a big boy to like to take the no not even a big shit to take the fucking beating he did and he's just standing there calm collected fucking you know. He doesn't even seem angry. That's a fucking scary dude. I didn't try to fight

together to a point. I get you. I get where you're saying. But again, there's there's a point where that that fight and the fine line where that fight was over. What are we

going to do then? Last week, the social media fitness. It's not that even nice of a gym. Pleaded guilty for this almost two year old case as a part of his plea agreement. Prosecutors offered watson a 21 month sentence in prison including time already served which will be followed by seven years of probation and mental health treatment and so watson will be sentenced

on that no no no no no that's not this is nothing to him the the real case he has is the beating the woman case that's coming up in broward see that's the problem he really has yo yeah that's the real issue he has because that's a real fucking case that's not beating somebody up

riders on the incline are sharing what prompted them to press record during a moment that has

now gone and this must be some both to podunk shit town man doctor operating the car was fired

that same day now in the video you can hear that employee telling the riders that the u.s is the best country in the world okay based and if they disagree they can leave face. Madison Sims spoke to the family that recorded the video. Madison? So it says,

uh, inclined railway passengers say conductive disturbing comments. See what he said. David,

the entire interaction was filmed by a father and son duo. And in it, you can see the shock on some riders' faces. And now they're telling us those troubling comments were made throughout the entire ride. Father and son duo Charles and Nathan Shear were visiting Chattanooga from Florida for the 4th of july. Their travels led them to one of the city's most popular tourist attractions, the incline railway. We're all loading in and then just as is about to start the conductor just made sort of a opening statement of welcome to the train. But just as their ride began, so did some disturbing comment. I want to know what these how disturbing these are. What was he saying? And then made some sort of disparaging remarks about foreigners and

What? What? What did he say?

Um, and then the train started.

The car fell silent.

No, no, no, I want you to tell me exactly what he said.

And Nathan says he thought about it the entire way up the mountain. But once they got back into the car for the descent, he decided to press record.

To the very, very few Americans in here, happy Independence Day. to the rest of you welcome to the greatest country on the face of the planet if you disagree

you can't leave um yeah that's a little annoying i mean that's annoying you're being annoying yeah i don't need you to be josh hokit all right just drive the bus oh sounds like when frank took over that took over the truck of the uh the the ship with all the asian tourists on it yeah who

american that was who's not just by the way they look so that okay you home from florida we're not

on your side stay you know what stay in chattanooga kind of florida are you telling me they were

literally on a chattanooga choo choo even if even if you were critical of the country the idea that you have to leave if if you if you have any complaints the whole thing is weird to me they

They sent the video to Carta, and that same day, the employee, who has now been identified as Jack Peterson...

You know, you let an old man fuck you in the ass, so that's, like, kind of weird to me. That's his dad.

...removed from his role. Carta said...

Maybe. I mean, it doesn't mean it didn't happen.

...employed by them, but a seasonal employee hired by a contractor.

That made me feel really good about Carta and about their...

Thank you.

responsiveness to this and believing, you know, it should have been handled.

Peterson declined to comment on the situation, but for the Shears...

It is me, no, I'll not make any more comments at this time.

They hope this incident stands as a reminder that our words have consequences.

Do they? Because I kind of feel if you have enough money, they don't, though. I'm... Yeah. Look, the guy was annoying, but come on.

Turns out consequences only happen to poor people.

Yeah, that's true.

Finally tonight, we leave you with some mementos from the Swift Kelsey.

This is the cringiest thing you're ever going to see, Mersh.

A lot of trash was left behind after the nuptials, but as Dave Carlin reports.

People were collecting the trash and selling it. One man figured out there is a market for it. If they make one man's trash as another man's treasure reference, we're going to have a problem. If you package it just right.

When Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey got married, Justin Gina. a bunch of gay people cared queens raced over to madison square garden obviously just for the occasion not to attend instead making it his business to pick up trash and what did he find

i went around the perimeter i found a ring pop i found that left air pod and i also found an

ovulation test kit and much more regular stuff that he divided into trans what if i get pregnant the same night as taylor swift got married you know parent plastic cubes two sizes of them can

i tell you i'm not mad at this guy if these assholes are willing to pay for it do it of course

two sizes yeah hell yeah i made 50 uh and i call pocket garbage uh 25 each the bigger cubes are

100 for regular garbage the small ones sold out within a day if someone asks is this from the wedding itself what do you say i say it's from outside msg during the wedding he tells me he knows what he's selling he cannot authenticate it's the location and the date and a fun conversation

piece i think with swifties anything for taylor swift people will like drop like a limb for it i see people buying just like a box just to have it that's definitely new york vibes definitely hustling do we know are people actually purchasing the things you would yeah you would yes well i

mean hey honestly then oh my god i just thought about something an old friend of mine way back in the day when taylor swift was still a country guitarist and she still played guitar bro she had a signature guitar that came out and it was only out for a little while and my fucking a homie of mine bought one i bet that is worth mad for no reason now dog

probably i'm sure it is i had an idea and i made it happen i think that's the thing i like finding beauty and joy and delight in the things that are overlooked and discarded it's his 25th year

of doing this and he makes custom orders through his website when i've made wedding cubes before

but the vows in the ring boxes table numbers all that stuff i've got to keep for them if they want

it if taylor and travis take him up on that offer we'll be sure to let you know dave carlin cbs news

new york um somebody uh donated tanner victor's donated and he said uh i follow that thick reporter on socials. She's a power lifter. Dirk Diggler says, Shilas is talking like that because he thinks he's a cholo. Oh, is that what it is? Is he Cholo Maxson?

I think he's Cholo Maxson. We got quite a few over here. Crooklyn Banks for two. Merch, you want to buy the biggest problem trademark? They're selling it now. Are they? Have you heard the... I've heard some. I've heard some of the... Mr. Gill, everything. Good to see you, buddy. For five, he said ask rock what it would do if a camera happened to catch it pissing in public we already did that you got here late how much how much is a trademark for the biggest problem i don't know it's not you don't want it uh is it because you don't touch it yeah oh i get it uh bruce 88 for five if you guys were in true grit who would be glenn campbell and who would be john wayne Also, I am gay and 100% Jewish. I don't know. I don't know. Probably Marshall would be John Wayne because, you know, the way he poops and stuff, and he smokes a lot. True grit. That was the one with, like, the old Marshall. I want to be that guy. Okay. Cabin 15 for two said, why does he look like the nostalgia critic?

Nostalgia.

Oh, the bald guy with the glasses. Yeah, he does. He does. I got a couple of these today.

Put some weight on. Stop bowing down. The only one bowing down is your father. She's been working out for five years! We didn't know this was gonna happen!

Not my thicker anchor!

Looking good! Important note though, looked better before. Everyone was worried.

like what are you gonna do whenever like you lose this weight because she is losing weight i told you she is losing weight the comment's gonna stop no who's excited to bully me on the internet today raise your hand still beautiful but this just ain't right she's lost too much weight just ain't right it's left ew looking skinny in these that's funny people are gonna make fun of her for losing You don't look fat you just look like you can help move a dresser Why that's like the thing I hate being she's she's She's shot the few Cooking arms Cooking arms Best dish Matt you can attest to this Chicken and dumplings Chicken and dumplings Cow emoji We look the same Anchors are supposed to be heavy Either he's saying that I'm not heavy enough Period Or I am heavy and that's how i'm supposed to be this is embarrassing can i make a smiley face did that do it look like if scarlett johansson liked beer and pizza i do like beer and pizza but i don't look like scarlett johansson stop saying that a little bit i see if you lose yeah you do actually i don't look like her she looks like scarlett johansson's fat sister

oh my god yeah you're right she looks like scarlett look now that they're next to each other She does look like Scarlett Johansson's fat sister.

See? No!

Violet Johansson.

Look at that. Show the camera. You seeing it? Yeah. No. They got me.

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It was this video that generated thousands of comments online, appearing to show a man inside a Halifax Costco, yelling at a group of Muslim women to leave the country before allegedly hitting the person recording.

What we're asking is justice. What we're asking is fairness.

this is okay you know what you're right i want fairness i want justice we're gonna arrest that white man for doing that also we're deporting all the muslims bye community leaders in halifax's

umma mosque are condemning the incident but are encouraging further why do they work at costco their dialogue and education as a way of combating hateful rhetoric the problem is with

misinformation and you know it builds up hate and maybe it's the way you guys act yeah you know it It comes out the result of it, unfortunately, what we see in Costco and Halifax.

The man who recorded the incident spoke with Global News on Wednesday, declining to go on camera due to safety concerns.

I already know what you look like. I'm with the woman. He all of a sudden turned around and hit me so hard.

He says the tirade lasted about 15 minutes before the man was taken away by security. Halifax Regional Police are now asking for the public's help in identifying the suspect, who, on multiple occasions, threatened to, quote, kill everyone of the people he was addressing in the store.

Are we doing it right in front of the Kirkland jeans, bro? Come on. Show some respect. Jesus Christ, dude. Really?

We do take very seriously any incident involving...

Right in front of my 72-inch TVs and air fryers?

Yeah, no, seriously? Right next to the worst deli meat you've ever bought in your life? Yeah, it's not great.

And also 10 pounds of it?

You want 10 pounds of the worst deli meat you've ever bought that gets glossy as soon as you put it in your fridge? You're like, how is salami grisly? I have no idea how they do it, but they manage.

Hate, again, will involve our hate crimes unit, and we do take it extremely seriously.

I don't believe in hate crime units. Just cudge them with a crime for hitting somebody.

What does this matter, our investigators...

Also, you're a Canadian cop, right? Do you even have a gun? No. No, Canadian cops have guns. Oh, do they have a gun?

Are in communication with Costco and any witnesses it's a moose gun. It's a big one

They have to unlock it from the back, right? One of those muskets with a very wide opening in the front, right? Right, right, right something a bell-bottom jean

a blunderbuss a blunderbuss exactly yes he has a bundle bus i like that

early in the m it's like the penny farthing of shotguns

oh this is the wrong video sorry let me pull the wrong one out anything on the youtube side merch um no

they hate us i know i don't blame them uh here with several parents off camera they are whoa

who is this leslie minor what what news site is what is this chicago okay maybe we gotta chill

with the lips though all right i know with several parents off camera they are shocked and deeply disturbed by the allegations, but they're also grateful that those students felt comfortable and safe enough to come forward. They're also hoping that this case sparks a bigger conversation about the powers and the dangers of artificial intelligence. 44-year-old Marshall Sheffer, a longtime teacher at Highland Middle School in Libertyville, is facing eight felony counts related to child sexual abuse material he's a professional he's a teacher in the suburbs prosecutors he created cp using ai is what he's got sheffer secretly recorded students and used

ai to create so he was secretly recording students and then he was using ai to you know and now he's

very publicly going to prison sexually explicit images depicting children according to investigators the case began after several students told school staff he he tried to do it with grok and grok just

went yo dog what the fuck you're going to jail yo dog i don't care how you ask me i'm not gonna be

helping you make cp bro teacher was recording them in the full stop the lake county state's attorney says police later recovered shepherd's cell phone and found numerous images of students that prosecutors allege had been altered with ai to create i don't fucking care if she's a 5 000

year old vampire dog that looked like a fucking children to me yeah this material people did come

forward i don't want to talk about who the witnesses are that's my favorite my favorite argument that

like the lolly con people that make it they'll always be like uh actually it's not a nine-year-old girl it's a 3 000 year old fairy okay okay whatever man i don't care yeah it's great

what age did the fairy stop aging exactly a 15 year old was arrested after when did the fairy get molested 15 year old was arrested after he crashed into a power line during his late night joyride look at that buckeye police say the teen took i don't think you're allowed to park there His brother's jeep And went driving with friends early Monday morning

It's always an awesome crash When the car's floating afterwards I love it It's teetering on like a box

Yeah 3am You gave me the most fucked up idea First to catch Papa So fucking Interview with a vampire So fucking Lestat pulls Louis into a room And is like If you molest a vampire they stop aging yeah and they're like oh shit shit we have to tell her it's it's just how vampires work that's why the fucking european vampires just murdered them immediately and by

the way i also we molested the little girl we were watching we've been doing that uh for his tony's patreon blade boys watching these sticky fingers jones who played blade on the spike tv series which is as good as that description alone should let you know how good the show is yeah yeah for example randy quaid was in the first episode and then quit um damn you know it's been when randy quaid quits yeah but they always do the same trope in vampire movies so they have a 12 year old girl that's a hundred million years old it's always the same stupid trope

bobs are saying he hit it with the dark brotherhood quest line

okay yes it just reminds me of that guy you turned me on to i've been watching his videos non-stop lately. Which one? I told you, I don't want it in the show if I can't fuck it. The Digimon guy. Yeah, that guy. I told you, I don't want it on the show if I can't fuck it. Yeah, mine's a werewolf with jeans. My werewolf, we got jeans. He's a werewolf, we got jeans on. Why are you wet?

He got jeans on. Why are you so wet? An electrical box? Yeah, so we got

this dude, he's a werewolf, right? We put jeans and then we put a TV on him. look he got a tv on him i made that i made that i made that i made that so he's quiet bro i've been watching this

hilarious i made that it really missed that house there near yuma and watson roads the teenager

had minor injuries she can't turn into a bad bitch though she turned into a bad bitch what's the guy's name again fo hates media or something i was watching his videos like crazy last night she a bad bitch though yeah no but i made all bad bitch and he's got like that nasally boy like the stuff knows but it's usually the shorts i think oh the shorts is the thing i have

on his videos me all up because i grew up with digimon and pokemon and like growing up with them you always knew that digimon was kind of but like bro it really puts it into context it's like bro digimon stuck dude that was awful what about beyblades dude here's one

yeah make the dinosaur look like dick yeah yeah make it look like shaft who's that every cat becomes a bad bitch every cat is gonna be a bad bitch yeah make the flowers freaky yeah y'all want the flowers freaky as hell no it's not a dog it's a lizard there's one there's

one i saw the other day where it goes yeah they showed like like the evolution one was like this very it was like it looked like a nine ten year old girl and then later on it's like she's got

big boobs and wings and it's like and he goes yeah we took the little girl and we made her all sexy as shit it's okay that we did that it's good that we did that

I don't want it in the show if I can't fuck it later Yo what if we took Digimon and then we took the Digimon out of it You know the fucking point Where they like grow together and evolve and bond What if that's not there because there's none of them Put the little girl in lingerie. That's fine. That's fine that we did that. That's normal that we did that. After the wolf got pants on, we're going to put a refrigerator on the wolf.

We're going to put a refrigerator on the wolf. That's so stupid, man.

We're going to put a refrigerator on the wolf.

Yeah, a fridge. Bro, the best part about this is y'all don't know shit about Digimon. He can literally make these videos forever. there is this is this is every digimon every fucking digimon on the wolf get a dinosaur a

mohawk and then put a car on the dinosaur put a car on it we put in a car on the we make it a chevy source we make it a chevy source i don't want it if i can't fuck it every dinosaur is I'm just gonna turn into some guy, just some LARPers, some D&D enthusiast. If I can't fuck it, I don't want it in the game. Now put egg on them. The clothes are made out of eggs. That's, the clothes are made out of eggs. Okay, well, if the digital world was a middle school in Texas, and I know that sounds mean, but what's worse, me saying it or the country doing it?

This guy's so fucking stupid He's so fucking stupid Then we put pants on the werewolf And then we put a refrigerator on the werewolf Alright Ooh look at Travolta So Hold on Is that the bad boys bridge? It is the bad boys bridge

okay okay so do you miss it miss what a soundtrack by pitbull one of the world's greatest artists

do you so do you miss it miss what a husband you were positive was straight

mm-hmm we're made to steal stuff i'm like i stole that pilot's heart that male pilot's hard who flew me tire come on mason i'm your little brother let me take out a big oh i know

this dude okay okay where are we going that is that is uh lucas haas from mars attacks

welcome to miami oh god damn it that's what i wanted dj khaled

i hate dj khaled another one i wish you stayed lost on that jet ski

that's the family that means you're my family why are we here sean we're here for uh we're here for

are the painting value it's in the executive producer of the irishman it had over a hundred

million dollars and it's being stored on that yacht you need this mason you need to get your

mojo back let's have some fun mason garter rises from the dead i've been waiting for this day

All we do is swoop in the crew are in place on the yacht

Grab the painting and then we finish Easy money Please don't say that This is all part of my plan 3D chess

He's better than Gotti

I think you mean 4D chess 3D chess is already what chess is Let's get it

the most respected thief in the game is this one of those like rappers made this movie and they got rid of all time the most dangerous man in the world pesty can you tell me you directed the gentleman thief please

i guess you haven't watched your touch

okay so i'm not even kidding so it's directed by some guy named randall emmet but he just goes by his middle name ives okay let me guess he directs music videos dude he's a film producer who like was in the eighth and ninth seasons of like vanderpump rules it's it's a fuck he's a fucking

just some what rich dude yeah i filmed a lot of promotional videos for f1 uh we have to make sure

we before we end we have to do obviously uh we have to do news people talk doing food stuff

All right, now, some might think of the 4th of July as the best day to eat a hot dog in America. But did you actually know that there is a National Hot Dog Day?

Yeah, and it's not on the 4th of July, as you might expect. This year, it's on July 15th, and Pringles is launching a unique product to celebrate. Yep, as you see there.

They're Pringled-flavored buns for your hot dogs.

The Pop Dog Buns are potato-based buns.

Can I, Mary, Mary, Aren't the buns supposed to just be sort of the delivery device? Of the hot dog? Yes, of course. Of the flavor? Yeah. I thought that the chosen sausage, right, and then whatever toppings you put on there is the source of the flavor. I thought the bun was just to get it into your mouth. You don't want a honey mustard bun? No, thanks. Here's the thing. If I want honey mustard, I'll go, hey, hey, you got any honey mustard? I'll put it on the hot dog. I'll put it on the hot dog. Yeah, fair.

Also, part of the joy is, you know, you take a bite of the hot dog, and then you have a mouthful of potato chips afterwards. You make it in your mouth.

There you go. That's a good point.

Classic.

I like a good, classic fucking poppy seed bun. Nice. I like the Colombian hot dogs where they put the potato chips on the hot dog.

That's fire. Okay. Love that shit.

Ooh, the little, like, potato sticks.

Yeah.

Oh, so good. Including sour cream and onion, barbecue, and honey mustard. And, yes, they do come in a can.

Of course they do. The buns are free with the purchase of a three-pack of chips. You can order them online starting on Wednesday. No, thanks. I just, maybe they're good. I kind of feel like we lost the plot with the food here a little bit.

He's right. This gay guy's right.

Like, really? I feel like we lost the plot when I go to Publix and you look at just, I'm already concerned with the, and I'm not trying to say, look, as a country, competition is good. We want a free market. But, like, do we need 27 brands of, like, hot dog bun? Yes.

Absolutely the gig the gay guys like I think we lost the plot with food here. I just swallowed a hot dog. Yeah

Look you got to keep staying creative. I think that's how they're trying to get people now because if you look have you ever

She's like yeah, you got to keep staying creative and he's like yeah like in the bedroom. That's why your husband's leaving you Yeah, seriously, or is it that's got weird because you got fat fat bitch. Yeah Anything on YouTube? I don't know why stop yelling at me. Okay, uh, no Nightwave 10 o'clock tonight There will be a Nightwave radio And I will be hanging full dong Nice Petsy, you're next

Hell yeah, bonus pass pass gang Come hang

And Virgie, I don't know Alright, see you tomorrow for Locals Revenge of the Shed Up Revengeofthesist.locals.com What are we saying, Virgie?

I'll be on at 12

Tomorrow, Friday, Revengeofthesist.locals.com Okay, bye

12. It's 12 a.m.

Did you guys hear something? I had nine. I mean, I didn't hear anything.

Or six. Shut up!

Virgie literally fucking rated Daywave today. That's how he stayed up.

Yeah, he was dead.

No, I got up at like three That's how they up. I got it. Well, never mind actually I did never I for okay. Yeah, maybe I did stay up late. No liar Virgie Doesn't sleep ever Virgie that can't remember from one day