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Out of control teenagers taking over streets across the nation. son travis is accused of killing her and today a judge ruled on whether he is actually confident

enough to stand trial in 2017 two men saw the world as we know it collapsing and formed a partnership that took the internet by storm within the department of homeland they continue that fight today against the masses and elites that brainwash us every day by not taking any of it seriously.

He's lesping! He's Pakistani!

You're right, her husband wasn't fucking her because he was on some Chatterbait site with fucking balloon tits, so she took it out on a fucking rover. And what happened was she saw him online one day chatting with somebody doing puppy play. She's like, that's it. No, you're right. Those dogs are gonna pay. That's why she wants to criminalize all furry cons.

Which is the only thing I agree with. And I'm sorry, you're asking for privacy. I'm the one who went to bed, woke up today, and you and your husband ball gagged McGee's fucking pictures are all over splatted in front of my timeline. And some Mexican women hit the

wall when a coyote shoves them into one. Is it because they drew a tunnel? Oh, a different type of coyote. Sorry. I was thinking of the Looney Tunes. What do you think that coyote was trying to do to that sexy roadrunner? Oh, God, it makes sense. Trying to sell his body. Sexy, sexy roadrunner. They don't, roadrunners, there's not much on the bones. Stupid sexy roadrunner. There's some asshole on CNN in the back. You know I have an idea. Joe Rogan is kicking our ass. Theo Bonds destroying us. All these podcasters are fucking killing us. You know what I figured

out? Everyone loves Joe Rogan. You know why? Why is that? Because he does a show from his office. What? Mersch. And I still mean this to this day. I want to be able to get GHP. It was a wonder drug. And then a couple of fucking gay people had to rape people and then all of a sudden, whoa, we can't have that

at GNC anymore. Royce. I was a bully in high school, so this job was really easy for me to transition into. Just because Iranian women can't have OnlyFans doesn't mean that I want to pay for Interceptor Missiles. Like, you know, those things should never be connected.

Saving civilization one dick joke and Simpsons reference at a time. Here they are, Mersh and Royce.

What? Huh? Where? Welcome, everybody. Hi, it's Revenge of the Sis. It's Thursday afternoon, and we're here, and it's for free. I don't even know why we're frankly doing this. I know. I was the one who argued we should just paywall all the shows. All the shows being paywalled.

That sounds good.

It's all high and in a paid hug box.

Yep. But he insisted. Yeah, that's a great way to build a new audience. Just hide behind a paywall. Do all your episodes. It worked for Red Bar. Did it? How's this show going?

Well, he died. But I mean, that doesn't have to do with the fucking...

All right, I don't know. You know?

That didn't have to do with the paywall didn't kill him. The, you know, old man Jew disease killed him.

Which one? There's so many. I know. It's hard to... Like Mr. Burns, he had all of them, you think? He had all the diseases through the door? Yeah, they couldn't squeeze through the door. Even a slight breeze. Hey, guys. So this is crazy because I wasn't going to start with this story because there's so much stuff, but this just broke. Oh, I saw this before I left the house. So remember that dude? Yo. Remember that dude? We played the video a couple weeks ago. Just a couple weeks ago. Of the Epstein recruiter? Like the guy who was helping him recruit people?

A French model recruiter linked to Jeffrey Epstein has been found dead at his home in the suburb of Colombes near Paris.

What happened? Did he shoot himself in the back of the head three times?

Remember the guy, the lawyer, was one of the lawyers, I think, that worked with the Clintons, the one that was, like, tied to a tree and shot with a shotgun, and they rolled a suicide? Suicide, yeah.

According to prosecutors, Daniel Siad had been the subject of renewed scrutiny in the way-

It's just crazy. When I saw this pop up, I was like, fuck, but you saw this guy.

...of the latest releases of the Epstein files by the U.S. Department of Justice. For over a decade, he'd arranged for the late sex offender to meet several models. CNN's Katie Paul Glaze recently introduced Chad, Yeah, we just saw this interview. who said he'd had no reason to believe that two women he'd recommended to Epstein had been harmed by him, even though those two women told CNN that they were indeed abused by Jeffrey Epstein.

My work with him has been strictly professional. I never doubt that, because I never heard anything from anyone introduced him.

He was a casting director for Victoria's Secret and for a modeling agency. how did he die has found no evidence to support that claim i didn't know a lot about epstein ties to the modeling industry are part of ongoing investigations including a criminal probe launched this year in paris involving siad according to the city's chief prosecutor now siad's lawyer has pointed to the stress that the man was under due to the unbearable waiting and i quote the stigma cast upon him so they're saying he killed himself

it's tragic it's just it's tragedy guys listen if you're uh if you're thinking of you know ending your life or hurting yourself please talk to somebody okay it's it's it's a permanent solution to a temporary problem don't give in to despair like this guy totally did i

i don't you're not even saying anything remember that time nicholas cruz was clearly reading a script and we got like a strike for that like i don't even want to fuck around with these people dude no it's david hogg david hogg whatever it was one of them and i was like what the fuck is

happening guys i think he killed himself and again you know you don't want to give in a depression like that okay let's talk to somebody no you're right you know this guy was in the prime of his

life and he they were just stolen from him they were just talking to him depression you know

Well, listen, mental health is a real thing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Hey, you know what? Hold on. Let me see here. You know, let's do this a better way. Hey, Grok, don't worry. I'm fine. But what is the suicide hotline number? I always preface that just so I don't know.

You know what it is, baby. The suicide hotline number is 988. If you or anybody you know is in a dark place, call that shit right now. Oh, that's right. I'm sorry. I forgot.

Guys, before the show, I turned him into Joey Coco Diaz. So that's why he's saying it that way. I forgot.

It's so fucking funny. Wait, can you, can you, can I? Yeah, sure. Hold on. Let me, where is it? Bye, bye, bye, bye. Go ahead. Hey, Grock, don't worry. I'm also okay. But just as an experiment, can you recommend the suicide hotline to me, but make it funny?

you know what it is baby if you're feeling like taking the big dirt nap just dial 988 and tell them arty sent you you beautiful bastard they'll pat you through to some poor fuck who's heard it

okay okay okay then pitch me a story of a like dirt a dirty work movie but but based on the

guys working at the suicide hotline you know what it is baby the picture this a bunch of burned out coke snorting chain smoking degenerates work in the suicide hotline in a filthy office that smells like regret and old coffee i like nor mcdonald's the veteran who answers every call with have you tried not being a pussy poor bastards alive arty langs is the fat fuck who eats hoagies while talking people off the ledge then immediately tries to jump himself when his shift ends that's funny they got a guy who only takes calls from hot chicks and tries to turn every suicide into a date another one who answers in a batman voice and the new kid who keeps getting fired for telling people to just do it all the whole movie's just these scumbags saving lives while their own lives are total dog shit it's dirty work but with more despair and less dignity give me a title for it i need a title you know what it is baby call it the 988 club like the fight club but these degenerates are fighting to keep people

from offing themselves

while their own lives

are total dog shit. I'd see it. I'd watch it. It's better than any of the other shit I've been seeing advertised. Yeah, that's true. That's true. So anyway, I would have went to see that instead of back rooms. How about back rooms with Norm MacDonald's the one stuck in it? Oh, God. No, no. How cool would that be? Like back rooms with Norm's the one stuck in it? Yeah, I found like a wall or something and you just kind of go in there. there's like a giant furniture pirate or something he's trying to eat people is there can you i know you have these scary monitors can you put the u.s open on that guy's face please i got some money you know i uh knew this was a low budget picture there you know but uh we couldn't get a better Overlooking therapist. May I read these real quick? James Cran for $5.69. Nice. Royce, for breakfast, sausage crumbles. High fat, no carbs or sugar. Or apple slices, the opposite. I'm also diabetic. Thanks, coach. First off, I'm not a coach, but let me answer your question. I wouldn't do the apples if you're diabetic. I would probably do the sausage. But let me help you out. If you're not diabetic, if you're a girl, the apple slices are fine. If you're a guy, you eat the apple slices and the sausage. Yes. Don't be a pussy. Okay? You're fine. But he said things aren't even that bad. Like, I thought he was going to say, like, what's worse, like a Snickers bar or a donut? Like, that's a tougher choice. You have to think about it. But I'm like, I don't know. But you could probably eat both of those things and be chill, dude. You're fine. James Grant for two. A dark place. What? A Waffle House at 3 a.m.? I believe you're being racist, sir. Crooklyn Banks for 10. For two citizen, two vigilante bloodlines, what would Uwe Boll character would you like to kill you in a post-credits scene to establish an Uwe Boll cinematic universe? My pick is Blood Rain and Ray Liotta. See, Ray Liotta's great, but my point is if I could pick somebody else, I would pick my person would also be dead. It'd be Michael Madsen killing me with a sword. Also, is Ray Liotta a character in the Uwe Boll universe? I feel like that's weird. Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden will be mine

No hear me out Uwe Boll's been a character in some movies I would have him kill me I would have Armie Hammer kill me but he has to eat me too Oh yeah yeah The old wine and dine Oh fuck

So for decades Americans paid The highest price For prescription drugs anywhere in the world we were the highest price anywhere in the world now we're number two and now we're paying the lowest price anywhere in the world and that has a huge impact on your

there is a zero chance that medicine in america is cheaper than me going on a cruise ship to cosmo with everything's over the counter and i get it absolutely not you're absolutely lying

about this health care costs on really on everything i'm very proud of it everybody said it couldn't be done other no other president had even tried it because you had to get the drug companies which is tough but then you had to get the other nations to approve the drug companies

are just fucking doing you a solid after the after you give them all that money during covet dude you

made a bunch of new billionaires which is even tougher so all you have to do now is go to trump rx.gov and you're going to get drugs for prices that you never believe i mean prices were there 80% 70% 60% 90% in one case I saw lower yeah but it doesn't count if it's only like Ozempic that you're doing the price on so go there and just get your drugs and at a minimum price them out and go to your store and see if they can match it but I don't think anybody's gonna match them it's been amazing think of it we went from the highest price one year ago the highest price drugs anywhere in the world like the fat drug it cost the fat drug there it is

think of it it also like you're a fat guy yeah i that's the thing i don't get

1 400 in new york and in london it was 87 dollars okay i told you i have a friend of mine he's fat is you've never seen a guy like this he's a very smart guy he's a scott knows him very well he's a great businessman but highly neurotic always eating eating he does two things he eats and he

makes deals he's lost all his like magic yeah it's gone it is gone and it's it's one of those where you it ain't coming back either like there were times when we were you know pissed at some that trump did but we'd still laugh because he was you know they still had that you know that like all right you know he's still funny though you got to give him that and something else that i noticed is like bro that nick sorter guy is trump said something that it was it was something same joke as this like something like this right and he goes lmao funniest president ever no one's funnier and my replies has just been like really nick lmao come on bro yeah funniest president ever i'm sorry do you not remember joe biden yeah joe biden is the funniest president ever okay that's mr magoo as president now if you want to start

getting into intentionally versus unintentionally, that's a different argument. But the funniest president ever has been Joe Biden. Funniest intentionally is Lyndon B.

Johnson talking about how big his dick was to his tailor. There you go. That's funny. That's funny, you know. Funny is Garfield having to make a bathtub just for him because he didn't fit in the normal bathtub. That's funny. That is funny. You sent me this, Mursh.

In the history of our country and Americans are working today.

Tell me this guy doesn't

More so than ever before We have more jobs today than we've ever had This is with this This guy rules

Okay, this is funny Now, I can tell you this He's never being invited back to anything ever How did he even get that spot?

With the Islamic And the history of our country And Americans are working today

This guy's the best I mean, that's pretty funny all right uh we did the fat drug one iran really wants a deal and the stock market has set and

that's with this skirmish we have going on i call it skirmish yeah we call it a war this skirmish we

have with the islamic republic don't worry uh don't worry uh ma'am your child didn't die in a

war he died in a skirmish yeah and also i love your little uh islamic republic of iran it doesn't work like it used to like the barack hussein obama thing it's not working anymore it's not working the magic is gone we're we're actually a lot of uh a lot of your normal run-of-the-mill christians are looking across the aisle at normal run-of-the-mill muslims and being like we cool because we're not the problem right now that's all i'm saying of iran and i call it that

because let me tell you they're getting hit so hard and they want to make a deal do they

It kind of feels like they haven't made one, though. Why have they rejected every one of our deals? Why do they keep rejecting all the deals, right?

Like, for instance, right? If Royce had an idea for a proposal, and he came to my house, and he said, Mursh, I have a proposal for you. Here's an offer. What do you think about this deal? And then instead of, like, reading the deal, I just, like, let's say, launch missiles at his house? I'd be upset. I would think that it's pretty clear I'm not interested in the deal. Yeah, yeah.

I'm not ready to make a deal.

And Royce is going, you know, a simple no would have been fine. I would have, you know, I could have gone back to the drawing board.

Time they make a deal.

Where did you get Patriot missiles?

Army surplus, oddly enough.

They'll sell everything in Polk County, huh?

You've got to ask for what's in the back.

They want to change it and everything. They're not ready. They'll be ready very soon. And this is despite this. It's going on. The stock market has hit 73 all-time highs since the election. Think of that.

I don't care.

And the typical Americans, 401k is up by $34,000, setting records day after day. It's up by numbers that have never been seen before. So your 401ks, they always say, oh, the stock market. The stock market is very important. but i have people coming up to me that have 401ks they said you know i was a disaster my family wouldn't talk to me they thought i was a total loser who walks up to somebody and says that and uh it's a beautiful thing my wife said i had a small

penis she said i don't perform in bed mr president but you know what you fixed all of it what mr

president thank you so much frankly it's beautiful but what's brought families together i mean i i've

never seen families more separated than ever is especially conservative families where now the younger people in the family are all i've been fighting i'm i know this from firsthand experience with the older people in the family even though they all kind of voted for the same guy so the younger people are pissed because they all voted for him for the no war stuff or the lowering gas prices and all that shit and the other people voted for him because hannity told them to so no but you know what i'm you understand what i'm saying though right speaking of i did have something before i even get to this merch because you brought the hannity thing and it was important that i i found something and i gotta see where i put it here it is yesterday and by the way guys you missed probably

one of the best locals episode we did two reasons why us reacting to Hannity on Cavicular was fucking hilarious but also um Virgie has been Virgie provided us with 20 minutes of forbidden videos that we cannot play on YouTube and trust me we cannot and we'll be doing those on locals so I mean it was great so Mursh brought the Cavicular thing and um you know what I I think in this scenario Mursh I think just before I set this up I want to replay the one that you sent me just so i could set a thing because we found something i found something out about sean hannity and what i found out is this is not the first time that sean hannity has claimed that he

could do what he did so that's so that's why like i've always found like mma silly and like a world of technology um it's just you know all these guys will learn all this training and stuff for you know then a guy shoots him in the head right it's not just for that i mean i i found it as a

a smart workout where i'm learning a skill that you know may help me in a situation guaranteed

i know i know i know i've already seen it and i get it but i know what's coming and i still don't

want to see it you know especially somebody that knows how to use a knife in other words somebody puts a gun on my face. I'll strip it, break their finger, you know, step back, and I'm going to tap it, rack it, and I'm going to rack it like this, and I'm going to, so I'll have four over three against them. Or they put it at my forehead. Oh, okay, you got me. Boom, I'm going to just rip their hand down and their arm down and throw it into the chest, strip it, tap it, rack it.

Hey, by the way, you're not going to do any of that shit when somebody's got a gun to your forehead. also forget about the impracticality of it we already discussed that yesterday you're not somebody is holding a gun point blank at your face you're not going to make any sudden movements you're going to beg them to please stop aiming a gun at your face here's what really would happen

your two massad security guards would take care of the guy before he got close to you yeah but i

mean forget like i'm saying forget about just the fact that you wouldn't be able to pull that off you also like he's such a fucking asshole for thinking that like it's very easy to talk shit right now I don't have a gun drawn on me but do you really think you're better than 99.999999% of men or women who would do what normal biological thing which is freeze the fuck up and panic not Sean man he's too cool and collected this dude has lived the most sheltered Long Island Irish Catholic rich boy life. He's the Hannity special little baby boy and he's never, ever, ever had any kind of adversarial thing happen in his life. Well, this is him on

Sage Deal a few months ago.

Martial artist. I am, but I am a situational street fighter.

Now, I wanted to give Merce something back since he gave me something with this one yesterday. He's a situational street fighter, okay? So I don't know if that means he's like Blanca or Ryu or... Bro, you're not even Chun-Li.

Ow.

No, you know what? You're not even Dan.

For 15 years. Sticks, blades, firearms. You name any situation, I train for it.

Not sucking Israel's stick. Go. You know, there are so many people that will tell you, too, all the training in the world ain't going to do shit. Mm-hmm. If you're like again, I know I've known people that took martial arts and shit We had this kid Anthony in high school that took like karate and took some other shit, too And he was obsessed with martial arts. It's all he did. I had kids like that We got in a fight and like did he win? I don't know was it like 10th grade 9th grade? We got a fight at the skating rink with a bunch of kids from another school and

Were they shutting down the community center?

No, it's just like, you know, different schools would gather there. And sometimes you just get in a fight with other kids from another school. We all got in a fight. Anthony ran. This kid ran. Was the only one in our group who ran. Of course. We all stood tall and fought. By the way, got our asses beat. But we all stood tall. Anthony ran. And the next day to this day, he goes, no, I was going to call my brother to get some people to help us out. I was reassessing the situation. He's like, no, I went to a pay phone to call my brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, right.

Whatever it may be.

Have you ever killed somebody?

Come on. That's such a stupid... In what? No, hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I have a couple questions here. How is that even a reasonable question? Can I ask something? Because this is important. I think I know the answers, but I want to ask anyway. Has Sean Hannity ever served in the military? No. No, okay. Has Sean Hannity ever been in law enforcement? No. Okay. so in what situation

would have Sean Hannity killed somebody and you wouldn't have known about it. Like, it wouldn't have been major news. Yeah, like, I don't... Why have you ever killed somebody? What kind of fucking question? Who is Sage Steele? Who the former ESPN chick who left because she didn't want the trans athlete or some shit?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What a moron.

Have you ever killed somebody? He's Sean Hannity, not a member of TCU Team 6. What the fuck am I listening to?

with your knives and no sage i never have killed anybody okay she's kind of making fun oh she's with him she's with him okay believe it or not i think she's kind of cute i think one of the best lines somebody was getting in my grill a little bit in his grill they were getting up in his grill

he sounds like mo when he sees the self-defense class i don't play around people get all up in my grill you hate that no you don't like that my girl yeah step back and when you step back

you always put your hands up on purpose protect your face well in case something goes down they're already up yeah so you just keep them up and so i step back and i said look at me do not make me hurt you

if you thought yours was cringy huh

No, the other one I showed is still worse. The other one I showed is still worse. I don't know, man. No, when you're actually doing the... The video's not over.

Oh, God.

You're right.

I will hurt you.

Bro, one shin kick. One 40% strength shin kick from a younger man, and you will be lying on the ground screaming.

What are your karate moves going to do when somebody punches you in the solar plexus? You know, then what?

I will blind you, I will rake your jaw off the hinge, and I will knock you out.

You don't have the strength to rake someone's jaw off their chin. Does he think he's also, like, super strong?

Okay. It's usually like this. He's such a...

Oh, you said... Merce, you said something. You said something and I want you to watch because you made me watch no no no you made me watch

I will knock you out. It's usually like this is a

Sean Andy karate expert, bro

Can't say anything I want to say about you cuz we're on YouTube. I know I know but you are the biggest f-slur on the planet earth you do uh could you imagine if sean hannity was your dad

and you know clips like this man has children ear box though ear box look he's doing the hand thing let's orient them grab the back of their head pull it in like that head bottom i tell women all the time they always say i'll just kick them no you take your thumbs you stick it in their ice socket and you rip that eyeball out yeah right tough guy to win a fight you've never done

any of these things bro get away you know what's funny i ufc fighters don't talk like this no they

don't no no because actual killers don't because they can fucking beat your ass yeah god i would

give anything for just I would give anything for a repeat of the Sneeko incident. Yeah. I would give anything for Hannity to step in there with any one of these UFC guys and have them batter the fuck out of him. I'll pick one. Chuck Liddell. Yeah, because he's older and it's a little more That's fair, right? Well, he already did. Remember, we

watched a clip where he was training with Chuck Liddell. That's not what I meant. I meant I want him to actually fight him. Beat him up, yes.

You got a guy and you stick your thumbs in those eyes and here's the other thing. My sensei says this to people that he trains, too.

Okay, Dan Snot sent me something, and it's really good, okay? Thank you for the $5. But the problem is that we're going to have to play this video tomorrow because it is a... Here, I'll take it off the screen just so Mursh could see what the video is and he'll understand why I can't play it. It is Sean Hannity-related. He made an entire video. Whoa, yeah, we can't show that. It's not on the screen. Sean Hannity with a pump-action shotgun showing how to defend his home when a lethal force is the only option. Yeah. Yeah. We can't play this, obviously. What a fucking cornball, dude. Yeah, of course he's a cornball. Hold on. There's more, though. you believe in jesus okay if somebody's ever trying to put you in a car oh yeah die right there go see jesus that day fight to the bitter and you get in that car 99 of the time you are not coming home it's over take your thumbs stick it in their eyes and rip the eyeballs

out of the bavarian viking says this is how sean hannity thinks the fight would go i could skip around because i will get popped for this attempt wild haymaker employ elbow block yep like that yes block feral left we can right draw now fracture that is exactly what a corn ball their head have you ever done that

I haven't had to.

Have you karate chopped?

I put one little move on somebody who's being very aggressive once.

Have you ear- So he's only actually hit somebody once with all this talk? Clacked.

Just, I train, and we do it, I train four or five days a week.

I mean, when you're back in New York, it's not happening here. Have you had a real fight?

I had to kind of hit somebody once, but it was quick, and it was over.

So, no, you've never had a real fight. That's the other thing with guys who talk like this. They never have a real fight. And Sean Hannity lives in this world, by the way, when he goes somewhere. I was joking about this early, but it's also serious. He does have, like, two former Mossad people as his bodyguards. He has a bulletproof car. He has security everywhere he goes. He's not walking around alone. So in his head, he's this king that nobody's approaching him because they're afraid of him. They're afraid of he'll kill him. That's why nobody's fucking with Sean Hannity.

It's so easy to talk shit when you're living, again, and you're right. He's got security, bulletproof cars. He's ushered in and out of the Fox News building into his house. But I'm talking, this is why I brought this up. I'll go way back to his childhood. I know Sean Hannity because I've met Sean Hannity a thousand times growing up. Irish Catholic, both parents never divorced, lived a very sheltered life, probably had an in-ground pool where he grew up or at the very least an above-ground pool and a nice house. And this motherfucker never in his life faced any kind of adversity whatsoever. And he's talking like he's this rough and tumble pit fighter who clawed his way from the bottom. No, you didn't.

Your life was given to you. Hey, Grock, question for you. How many security guards does Sean Hannity normally travel with when he does events or does he just walk around by himself?

you know what it is baby sean hannity doesn't roll with a bunch of security guards at events he usually just walks around by himself like a regular guy he brags about his own mma training and gun as his personal security so he doesn't need a team of goons following him around you

heard so sean hannity does not walk around with a security guard there's no instances of that ever

you know what it is baby that's not true there are instances where sean hannity has traveled with there are instances where sean hannity has traveled with security he had a bodyguard with him at some events and during the big 2020 election night chaos when things got heated he doesn't roll with the whole team every single time okay so he doesn't roll with a team but he

has a bodyguard so he talks about all this mma training all this karate chopping stuff but like why does he really think people are afraid of him

you know what it is baby Hannity thinks people are afraid of him because he's got that big mouth on Fox News every night and a couple million viewers who hang on his every word you heard he talks all that MMA and karate chop shit like he's some kind of tough guy but the real muscle is the network behind him and the fact that he can ruin someone's career not anymore that's the power he's flexing not his actual fists i picked them up and i'm like i told you

i told you don't make me hit you you know when you're doing other things most people can't throw a punch this story is about him and his wife oh i'm sorry he's not married anymore he

left his wife for somebody that worked at fox news if i remember correctly yes that is true

right amy or ainsley erhart show me how to play good girl totally like the bathroom and

If you teach a young train to do that every day, I just grip your finger, strip the gun.

He would strip it. He's doing the gun thing, I told you. He would strip it.

If I move fast enough, I would step back, tap it, rack it, four over three.

all right you know what let's do this we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna do a similar exercise ready sean okay i have firearm drawn on royce right now royce is going to disarm me ready and go boom see that the moment he fucking went the moment he flinched boom okay try it again try it

all right ready ready sabrina carpenter okay that didn't work either is she back there fuck see

there's no way around this that is how I would do it too hey look it's Sabrina Carpenter boom where she's not there you tricked me uh oh this is so dumb like all of these little exercises you have a gun drawn on you this is all you're gonna do please don't hurt me please don't hurt me please don't kill me I'll give you whatever please don't kill me I wanna go home Mm-hmm. God. He's so fucking embarrassing. My forehead, break your finger.

Okay, okay. A-dub says Royce was one day away from retirement.

Fuck. Every single way that scenario ends with BOOM! Yeah. I'm going, oh, I should not have tried to fight you without a gun.

I'll go up, break your finger. I'm not trying to hurt her.

Did you hear the pop?

I heard the pop. It's not a pop. It's a crack in your knuckle.

anything on youtube yes oh you wanted me to read them yes um let me see we have uh bruce for two hey man i don't know we gotta start our own economy okay i like it uh shout out to uh boosie crooklyn banks for five fun fact in street fighter four if you don't start while highlighting akuma while reading the entire torah you unlock hannity he's very op yeah it's unfair though you can't

You're not allowed to use him in tournaments. You know that, right? Like he's banned in tournaments.

Like Goro and the old one.

Yeah, you can't use him.

Richard Schaefer, 9147, gave us 10 bucks. Didn't say shit, dog. Whoa! Just gave us a tenner. Thanks, man. And then Elixor for five said, Sean thinks he's John Wick, but he's really Theon from the first movie. Just getting smacked around that whole movie.

All right. The Yules? I beg your pardon of war. I guess Tucker now is on the cover of the brawny paper towel, that's why he's dressed like this? I don't know.

He responds to the question.

Watch. We have a totally different energy dynamic around the world. By the way, the way energy flows today, the Straits will be nowhere near as relevant one to two years from now. Because of the foresight of President Trump, he's made us energy independent at home. We're a net exporter. Now Venezuela. Yes, Mersch?

I'm curious.

If we're energy independent, how come gas is so expensive? Oh, that's because the gas companies are price gouging. I don't believe you. I don't care. Like, it doesn't... Did you notice it doesn't matter? I'll primary you. What are you going to do about it? We have $100 million. We will primary you. Yeah, we can do whatever we want. Our partnership, now we're killing foreign terrorist leaders who have... Dude, do you imagine how many of those little girls at this school that we blow up are foreign terrorists?

the American people, the amount of drugs and gangs that came from Canada.

You have a question. I don't want to get sued, but I'm saying I have met people like P. Ket says and not only do they like alcohol, but they really like Adderall. Yeah, they do.

Prices are

pretty high right now. That's what AA stands for for him, though. Adderall and alcohol, baby.

It's a huge deal. So I don't know that the independents are helping people at the pump.

they are so there's a lot in that paragraph we started out with energy and then we got a real quick and get this and continue this is Donald Trump days later after he has these moments there's kind of amazing candor and it's refreshing candor again whatever you think of the guy he sort of says things that are obviously true from time to time and he said this three days after

Pete Hegsa said that Trump said this if I went out and continued to bomb them for on the floor just bomb the hell out of them I get mad press on that no there's nothing I can do but what this says is it allows the ships to go if we see if we keep bombing those ships won't be going and you're talking about 500 are

you awake this is bite nask at this point mm-hmm I get back into you get such the ships and they'll come in the coming weeks you You know, and you're straight. It's just like, you know.

There's 600, 700 million dollars a day. It's a lot of money. A lot of money. That's why the world is okay. It's liquid. It's fine. Also, we run out of reserves in about four weeks. You know, they're reserved.

oh we run out of reserves in four weeks that kind of sucks well the world and that seems pretty soon would really run out and there'll be a time when you wouldn't be able to get it and you want

to see bedlam wait a second three days after the secretary of war not defense war helpfully direct war three days after he told us on cbs it actually does you know like who cares about the straightforward moves there's the president of the united states saying actually got four weeks to go until we run out of oil you can't get any and then there's quote bedlam people just eating each other computer driven futures trading by making false statement over a lot of federal lands that produce oil and gas and so he's and we have a secretary of interior who's pretty knowledgeable on energy questions again doug bergam of north dakota and with that in mind the idea that it's possible that Trump and those around him are trying to influence computer driven futures trading by

making false statements about energy. Watch this. Every barrel that goes out now gets replaced by 1.2. So think of if 10 barrels go out, 12 barrels are going to come back in for the same price of already saving Americans billions of dollars because we've got business leaders like President

trump driving our energy policy right okay so energy prices have gone way down you may have noticed that oh wait no the price of gasoline and diesel fuel and jet fuel and by the way

electricity have all gone up a lot in the last year a lot not a little bit a lot i hear you dude but at least we're safe like that's the cool part about all this like you know in the yeah we're not no we are and i know okay marsh if we're not safe i have something i'm gonna ask you then okay let me get something here if we're not safe then how do you explain this

so i hate to tell you but you might be getting flocked as in f-l-o-c-k-e-d flocked across the country there is a new kind of surveillance taking place it is an estimated 100 man florida is lit the fuck up with flock cameras huh thousand cameras recording cars where they go what they look like when they pass by. All of this is creating searchable records of everyday Americans movements. It is what happens when you get flocked. It is a reference to flock safety, the largest provider of automatic license plate readers in the United States. These plate readers are pretty unassuming. They're often attached to utility poles like that and street lights that line highways and neighborhoods and parking lots. But these are not your standard traffic cameras. they don't enforce speeding or red light stops when you drive past uh past a plate reader like a flock it creates what is known as a digital thing yeah you know what else it creates like

when you're by you know when you're in florida right now because of what happened in broward you cannot give somebody a ticket unless a cop pulls you over like they're not allowed to give camera tickets anymore right because of that lawsuit that you have you have to be able to address your accuser so for right now at least it could change you can't do that but it doesn't matter because here's the real problem about this right so flock right when they collect all this information they collect your car your car driving by these speed things it records how fast you're going even if there's no speedometer thing there by the way records how fast you're going and where you're at then what flock does is then they sell this information to your insurance company and then your insurance company looks at you and says because they're a private company man they can do whatever they want and they will then raise your prices and that's what's happening and the same thing with like the divide the cameras in the cars that they're trying to do too now right it's just so they could raise raise your fucking insurance prices and then also track you and then guess

what you're not safer no according to floxy do you check this out information like license plate make model color and other visible characteristics like bike racks trailers or toolboxes that's what it includes um time stamp gps pinned and captured all of it without notification you've got no idea it's going down then an ai algorithm categorizes the information and they put it into a massive database the guardian says it offers nationwide search capability for law enforcement agencies that that opt in to share all of this data which and they all opt in every of course a single one

of them because they also want the data and the only way to get the data is to opt in your data

well not only that i mean really it's it's such an easy sell too because for cops it's like you get a new toy to play with who doesn't want to play with a new toy you're right and even flock now like because what you're going to see now and i'm predicting this you're going to see a lot of people rising up and damaging flock cameras trying to destroy flock cameras and guess what you're only helping flock because the government has an endless well of money they can just print money and keep paying flock to replace the cameras so we're really just making flock more money by destroying the cameras the government you really

Technically, every time you destroy a flock camera, you're fucking yourself out of more tax money, and you're giving flock more money. We're so fucked. Yep. Anything on the YouTube side? Yes. Mr. Kill Everything. Good to see you, buddy, for five. So gasoline is back up 85 cents for me in Phoenix. Let's go. Local Enterprise Broadcasting for 10. God took the wrong combs from Hannity and Combs. He may have been a leftist and may have looked like an ocean fish with glasses, but at least he never pretended he was anything other than media an ocean fish with glasses is gonna look

like one you've been seeing hunter biden on who is this what is that thing some beautiful woman and then some pig on the left on some sort of redemption tour on podcasts he was on candace owens podcast about a week before she came from moscow and i watched it very closely and she She didn't ask him about his money laundering or the Biden corruption.

Hey, man, can I ask you something? Because, like, you're fat and ugly, and that's fine, whatever, right? But you're also not interesting or good at this. So how do you have a podcast?

I don't know who this is, so they're probably connected. That would be my guess. Can somebody tell me who this bitch is?

He claimed that Joe Biden would be against this war, blah, blah, blah. Joe Biden was a Zionist and self-proclaimed. There's videotape of him declaring himself a Zionist and taking money from AIPAC and whatnot. So there's that. But Hunter Biden then went on to go on a podcast with Gavin Newsom. And they were joking that they would make a ticket.

So I'm not. Oh, that's Tara Reid. The Biden, the one who accused Biden. That's her. God damn.

I'm going to bore you with asking you if you're going to run for president. Because I've heard, you know, you've already said no, but that you weren't interested in that. Yeah, but what would prompt you to want to somehow be involved? Oh, this woman sucks. Especially hearing if it's...

Well, because her claim to fame was fucking Biden.

Say the Democrats are winning in the midterm. Don't know. That's even viable.

You know, I don't know. And I have a long and shameful track record of calling everything about American politics wrong. Like I campaigned for Trump. I spoke at the Republican National Convention in July of 2024. I had no idea. So that shows you how wise I am about politics. not very i don't understand it very well i've been around it my whole life i worked as an intern in the senate in 1986 40 years ago and i've never figured it out i don't have a gut level feeling for it i don't know why but i don't so i don't i honestly i don't know i can say that gavin newsom is a sociopath and technically defined he will say anything and he will lie he will tell a lie that you know is a lie and i doubt his blood pressure rises as he does yeah he'll win

Gavin Newsom's we've been saying this for a while now Gavin Newsom's gonna win so Tucker said something about Ted Cruz that Ted Cruz was losing his mind about oh yeah Tucker was on Stephen A. Smith also yeah I swear to Christ

I'm thinking about the Nick Fuentes interview for example and I wanted to transition a little bit to this because you know I'm wondering about where the line is between exposing extremism and normalizing it when you know that people have felt he said

particularly considering the position that you're in now and say to just frame this correctly like what you're saying is crazy and extreme i think it's super important to say that because otherwise it's like oh no this is normal and i think one of the most extreme human beings i've ever met in my entire life was lindsey graham and i would say maybe the second most extreme i've ever met is ted cruz both u.s senators lindsey graham unfortunately passed away recently ted cruz represents texas these are people who have called for murdering innocence at scale bombing people who did nothing wrong killing kids and have done that for like decades who have openly called for the u.s government and american citizens to be more loyal to a foreign country than to their own who have called for banning americans right to criticize a foreign country eliminating free speech on behalf of a foreign nation you can criticize your own country totally fine you're You're not only criticism, it's a foreign country. That's so crazy that I can hardly believe it's happening. And nobody says it. So you'll go and you'll interview Lindsey Graham or I interviewed Ted Cruz last year. And people are like, ooh, no one is like, I can't believe you're sitting with that wacko extremist Ted Cruz, who's literally called for murdering people. And by the way, has helped murder people. He's the United States Senator, he's not a podcaster. He votes for things, he appropriates money. That guy has blood on his hands, the blood of countless innocents, but it's totally cool to sit with him. How does that work? I don't understand. Not one person has ever said, I can't believe you sat across from Ted Cruz. He's a murderer. It's true, but because we're so-

You're calling a senator, hold on, hold on, hold on, Tucker. These are political officials you have known, just like you've known Trump. You've known a lot of guys on Capitol Hill. You've interviewed a lot of them. You've talked to a lot of them. You used to be on Fox News, which is a top rated show at 8 p.m. after you succeeded Bill O'Reilly. Used to talk to these folks all the time. And now here you are on this show, you're calling, you're calling them a murderer. You're calling a guy like Senator Ted Cruz.

It's true, yeah. A murderer. Well, it's true. Ted Cruz is calling for the killing of innocence and funding it. And so what I'm actually calling for is not calling out poor Ted Cruz's suffering is already living in hell. And I'm not even mad at Ted Cruz. I want to awaken people to a real moral framework. So you have people who say ugly things and great. You know, that happens everywhere. I'm against saying ugly things. I try not to. I have. I try not to do that.

but you call ted cruz a murderer which listen i kind of agree the way you're framing it you can't argue that yeah lindsey graham too he just did that's a very ugly thing to say tucker

i mean to call a senator first of all i don't i don't because he is a senator it actually matters it's not ugly it's a fact ted cruz has called for killing innocents he's done it to me many many many times just bomb them just bomb the whole city just blow them up what there are people thousands millions people who live there who did nothing wrong they have no role in this they have no role in a nuclear program they're just going to work they're little kids that's crazy that is extremist behavior and he has the power to make it happen he's a u.s senator so by the way we should get back in the media into the habit of criticizing the powerful i know everyone's upset about some you know 27 year old gay kid nick fuentes oh he says no he thinks yeah i agree whatever but who cares what we should care about is when powerful people misuse their power to hurt the innocent and ted cruz is doing that and so are a lot of other senators so i'm just waiting for someone to call me and be like i can't believe you platform ted cruz i can't believe how do you live with your you sleep at night i mean did you shake his hand the hand of someone who called for the murder of innocence i can't believe you can live with yourself yeah tiger

well good luck but because ted cruz will get re-elected and he'll probably move up and he'll He'll probably, my guess, President Ted Cruz, Governor of Texas. Think about it. He can't ever be president. I think he knows that. I think Ted Cruz is a lot of things. Like Tucker called him a murder, for example. But he's not stupid. And politically, politically stupid. He's not. He's going to single-handedly turn that state blue. We fucking, you just pick up where what's his face is living. Abbott's already doing it. Scoop says, driving a work truck from Mount Lurie to Ottawa. Thanks for the making the journey entertaining. C'est la vie. Thank you so much, man. Appreciate it. Anything on YouTube, Mersh? No. No, nothing? No, we were cooking. Wow, we were cooking. We were cooking. I mean, we just checked it like four minutes ago. Yeah. Doing all right. You guys are doing all right today. Revenge of the Sis. Locals.com. Seven bucks a month to get tomorrow's show, Wednesday's show. That's all it is. You get all those shows every week. You get two shows just for you. About eight shows just for you guys over there. Tomorrow, we are doing our movie riff. We're watching, what's it, Mob Guys? Is that? No, no, no, Mob Cops. Mob Cops. We're watching Mob Cops tomorrow. Very excited. Very, very excited to watch that. Hopefully, you guys will be joining us. Look at the description. Seven bucks. And if you do sign up for a year, you get two months for free. I mean, you can't miss out. ROTC store to buy some merch. We'll be right back.

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I don't believe in them.

So I came across this video in the wild, Mersh. This woman was going to go on a Tinder date. The guy canceled the date because he went to her Instagram and he realized she was an influencer. And he was like, I really don't want to be involved with someone who's an influencer.

That's fair.

If he was polite about it, he would just say, hey, look, that's not my life. My date canceled on me because I'm an influencer. The date was scheduled. It was in a few hours. He texted me, I saw you had a social media presence. While I think it's great what you've built, I have no interest in being shown on camera. And I'm like, who said I was going to show you? I didn't show you the actual message.

She then posts his message and goes to improves exactly why he didn't want to be a relationship with her. Hey, Kaylee, on second thought, I don't think this is I've already read ahead and this is one of the nicest. I know. I know. That's the crazy part. Hey, Kaylee, on second thought, I don't think we should go out tonight. I see you've built a massive following on social media, and though it's quite impressive and definitely no small feat. I think you would be better off dating someone who wants to be intimately involved with your content. I have no doubt you'll find that person and when you do it will be a perfect match But unfortunately that person won't be me It's just not something I could commit to right now and I'd rather be upfront and not waste our time Hope you have the nice rest of your weekend Hey Perfect

Mm-hmm. Well. Well said you know what if a chick said this to me mm-hmm Can't be mad. I would be like you know what I get it. It's not for everybody. You know what I mean? Hey best of luck to you

It's like getting let down by Jesus

Seriously, bro And the crazy... Do you know how great I'd feel if a girl rejected me and said that? Because I'd go, oh, so I'm awesome, right? It's just a fucking... You're not ready for my fame. I get it. And that's fine. Not everybody is ready to get swept up in this whirlwind of my rock star lifestyle. I totally understand. I get it. I get it. Mursk gets cat food delivered. Oh, he did? No, I don't. I go and shop for cat food. Mursk gets cat litter delivered. I do get that delivered because it's like a 40-pound box, and I don't want to carry it from my car.

Why would you not just have the Amazon jam fucking deliver the wet food, dog? That's what I do. Fuck that.

Because I actually likes going to Publix because he likes getting subbed, you idiot. I don't go to Publix for cat food. I go to Petco. Oh. Which is the Publix of pet food stores. I want to point out. What are you doing? Petco is the Publix of pet food stores.

Well, yeah, but I don't go, like, sometimes if there's a great deal. By the way, Mercer subs are definitely not as good. No, not as good. No, I do, like, I'll go on Amazon, but the deals are not as good as, like, sometimes as you think for certain brands. And if there's a good deal, I'll order from Amazon, but I do go into Petco sometimes because it's, like, where it is in Lakeland, it's right by, like, three of my favorite restaurants. so it's like easy to just pop in go get some fucking Panda Express or something and pop in a pickup

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I know dude

I do not understand people that do that I do not care enough I just don't But also she's ugly I want to point that out too I mean she's not ugly She's not pretty enough to be so Exactly

She is as we always describe Right If we were like on the road Doing like you know whatever Some podcasts or whatever

like in austin and then i just kind of rolled into the hotel like one in the morning with this chick royce would be like no oh hey good for you you know what i'm saying but like he said for like high-end influencer i'm a bad bitch and then i would say hey you know he's an influencer you can be very careful around this guy i saw you had a see i'm a wingman so when she shows up be like another one merce is the third one this night bro what a dick move that would be fucked That would be so fucked up. So fucked up. Dude, another one. God. You're insatiable. And then you go, at least this one's white, but come on, bro. What are we doing here? At least this one's a chick. I think. And then I walk to my room just holding like a bag of popcorn. Sit down. Yeah, no, she was let down super easy, man. And then she, again, proves why she's a piece of garbage. So I ran into this. one here um this is i haven't played a caleb one in a while but this one was particularly enraging it's just two clips so this woman is um she's uh she's a guest she's over there you know doing her two talking about a tinder creep okay now i want you to determine whether this gentleman

you think is a creep or not okay so because i was in austin i'm like oh let me get tinder again to explore the area with a attractive male he fought glokey followed me up to my hotel room who

this guy from tinder you this guy from tinder followed you to your hotel room how did he follow you met a random guy for tinder the moment you landed in austin no i did some things by myself

i actually was like gonna try to find somebody like oh let's go to a nice food spot or something

i've never been here okay so you wanted to use a guy for a free meal can i say something she's there's something very off-putting about this woman like the way she talks so you met yes a man

yes okay and then he was trying to hook up with me and i was like no i'm not like that anymore

and then i low-key kicked him out this you low-key kicked him out why'd you go on tinder this is this

is so interesting ladies and gentlemen have you followed what she just said i want to show you unfortunately the modern young woman yep grand display she went around a lot of guys and hooked up okay that's good she consented to it they consented to it then she flew here in austin chose to meet up with a guy the guy wanted to hook up and she just made him sound like a creep for coming with her to the hotel and trying

to hook up well we were walking around in public and then i'm like oh do you want to walk me like he was just standing do you want to walk me up up to your hotel room they're near me at the elevators i'm like are you gonna walk me up and he's like i don't care and then i was like are

you gonna walk me up so you you invited him i mean you invited him up this guy's such a creep

he like followed me home to my hotel after i asked him to walk me home because i'm scared

i'm just gonna go and he just followed me a bit and then i was trying to understand what you just

said you were like you you wanted him to walk you up i didn't i was trying to go up this you are the modern young woman you guys are broken the moment you guys want to hook up it's totally good but if a guy wants to hook up it's creepy and weird yeah yeah dog yeah you know you can just say no and move on with your life i said no to him multiple times like he was trying to take off my clothes and i'm like no what no no you're pushing the goalpost she did not say that oh Oh, no, he was in my... No, he was in my... No, you said he was trying to.

Yeah, he was in my hotel, and, like, I'm, like, walking around doing stuff, and he's like...

You know, Kev's gonna say what I was gonna say. Why did you invite him up to your hotel? Of course.

Like, trying to take off my clothes.

If you invite me back to your hotel, especially after a certain hour, we're fucking.

I'm like, no.

Whether you want to or not. Don't say that part. Don't say that part. Don't say that part.

Eventually, I, like, open up the door. I go, he couldn't help it. You could see that you could see the YouTube on his face and he just couldn't help himself. He had to say it. Yeah. Oh, I'm sweaty and I'm tired.

Unfortunately, I don't believe that because that's what you should have said at the beginning. You're making him sound creepy for being at your hotel when you both walked your hotel. So unfortunately, based on what you said, I do not believe you. And I know people like you in my own experience and my own friends experience are just liars. when you get called out because you made someone sound like a creep they weren't a creep so then you have to make something up to make them sound like a creep it's just it makes no sense i don't believe you why why didn't you say that you said specifically that he showed up at the hotel oh no

you walked to the hotel together i tell i we walked around in the public and then he walked me back to my hotel which was nice that was a nice part but then once we went upstairs he kind of like came into my you invited him into the room i hate this woman hotel room without me asking

Okay, first of all, you guys... You walked into the elevator and said, so are you going to...

to like walk me up to my room what are you talking about you invited him even her lying to make

herself look good still makes herself look bad that's hilarious she's bad at this there's because

i was trying you guys went upstairs it is a natural organic thing for two people walking around on a date to go upstairs together unless you specifically give very intentional and clear cool not even clues but just say okay thank you have a good day and then if he starts to come up i i don't want to do that he is not a bad person for going through the next natural step of which you have done yourself multiple times you were not creepy when you did that with i'm being told 40 men back in the college days which i don't even care i'm not a body camp person she gets worse if

i told you she gets worse okay so um this is a surprise because she's a woman she's bi and um she had an ex-girlfriend she now accuses her ex-girlfriend of rape now i want you to hear how do you just trust how to i know i know just watch

did she stop when you said no yeah but you could constantly keep doing

this world is broken sorry maybe i am on the incel side maybe they were right hate insults but maybe they were right these people are insane you're dating someone you make a move she says no you stop and you're a apparently what the is happening well anyway

so she flipped well anyways you accused your ex-girlfriend of sexual assault you just can't

be like well anyway this woman is just a bundle of red flags

well anyway so she flipped the script and said i was the one doing that and then my mom believed her

that's very telling that line you heard right there is very telling because you probably do it all the time don't you huh she's like you know again i don't give a fuck like this shit is gross oh she's disgusting she's absolutely disgusting she's garbage also she's a pile of basura as my people would say she's fucking trash and again man yeah good luck good luck dating out there I don't know what to tell you. Good luck. Because, I mean, that's the only advice I could give you. I hope it works out for you. This is... Okay, here you go.

Violent threats against Jewish people worldwide have swore since the terror attack in Israel on October 7, 2023, and the war in Gaza against Hamas that followed. Tonight, our senior Washington reporter, Devin Dwyer, looks at how some of the Jewish community are taking security into their own hands as he talks to members of a group called...

Sean Hannity's Krav Maga training camp. Ugh. And then I strip it.

Locks and loaded, which seeks...

Then I'm four over three, dude.

...to strengthen Jewish communities through firearm ownership and safety education. In tonight's Prime Focus, Devin also talks to the national...

So you're going to teach these little old ladies? Is that what we're doing?

...association, which in an exclusive interview discusses training Jewish Americans to shoot... Wait, can we even show this?

work uh maybe we shouldn't right it's even though it's an abc thing we probably shouldn't so god damn it guys i'm sorry i understand the rules retarded by the way i'm very very aware the

rules retarded so let's do this apartment hunting in new york city is already stressful but now artificial intelligence is adding another layer of uncertainty

ai generated staging and photos yes we've talked about this before the ai staged a home and they

don't tell you are becoming more common on apartment listings transforming empty spaces with furniture and updated finishes while it can help renters picture a home's potential some worry it's becoming harder to tell what's real yeah i don't like me personally whenever

i'm getting a new place i want to see an empty me too just show me what it is i will figure out what i'm going to put in there i don't need your fucking yeah that i don't like that it's real i

I don't mind if they put in some furniture.

She has a crystal around their neck. She believes in the healing power of crystal. She's crazy. She's a crazy woman. She's a crazy woman.

For scale and things like that, but I want to see the bones of the building and the unit.

AI has made virtual staging faster, cheaper, and more realistic than ever. Critics say the concern is when listings hide flaws or make apartments.

Look, I don't care if you guys put a couch in there, but you added three bedrooms. The AI added three bedrooms in a swimming pool.

It looks significantly better.

Do you know how fucked up it has to be in New York? I'm looking at the prices. For me.

to look at a two bedroom, one bath for $700,000 and do you know how fucked up it is that my first thought was that's a good deal. That's how fucked up New York is. I just looked at that and went $700,000 for a condo in New York?

Not bad. You know, I gotta tell you me personally, Mersh, I would get the one in Carnegie that's $8.5 million. That's me, that's the four bed one, three and a half bath one in Carnegie. I wanna see something though. Pull it up.

Where is... I want to see how bad that area is. It's not bad. It's not even that bad of an area. Has anybody got $700,000?

Not on me. Not on me. Yeah, I'm looking right now. This is not a... That's a deal. Do you want to live in New York?

No.

Okay. Well, there you go. And when you factor in the taxes? No. No. Okay.

Really are. We're always doing things to make listings look as inviting as possible. But what you don't want to do is to make it false and create an impression of something that doesn't

exist. The issue has also reached City Hall. Mayor Zoran Mamdani is proposing requiring apartment listings to disclose when AI generated images are used. StreetEasy tells Fox 5 it's supports the proposal, saying listings should accurately represent a property

whether... Here's what you do. This is the only way you do it right. You show it bare bones, and there's a button that says, see with furniture. You can click it, and then it appears. I'm fine with that. That's... Who gives a shit?

I think that I'm okay with the stage departments, right? But I think that it should be required that you have to show it bare bones. If you want to add that as an extra, cool. But it shouldn't be the only way I see this apartment. Again, I want to see bare rooms kind of like when i work the place that i live currently right is probably i would say out of all the places i've ever lived my current place is the nicest place i've ever had to myself like i've lived in nicer places but had roommates but this is like the nicest place i've ever had alone and it's like yeah i i would i i don't know if i would have liked the place if they'd staged it i liked it because when i first saw the listing i looked at the bare rooms and i went oh okay this house has an ass on it it's got hardwood floors it's got ceiling like if i'd seen a bunch of like furniture and shit i might not have seen the potential i want to see what my space is going to

be happening right now a popular south jersey deli that was forced to close after a brazen

copper man you look like a robot yeah she does she looks like a mob wife yes right no she looks

It's like a Goumar. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.

On July 12th is back open for business today. It's a story we've been following for you right here on CBS News Philadelphia. And our Rakesh Bailey is live for us at Summerdale Cold Cuts with a look at how it's going today. Rakesh, good morning.

Yeah, good morning, J. Oh, yeah, you're definitely one of those black chicks. They have now officially been open for about an hour. And we've already started seeing customers arrive. But this isn't only a great time for, I guess, the business owners and the employees, but also for their customers. As you can see, they're starting to order those beloved favorite deli sandwiches. Now, we're told that this is also the first time in nearly five decades that the business has been forced to close. Now, that comes after things so hard.

Like, whose dick do we got to suck to get a proper deli in Florida? Outside of, obviously, like South Florida's got, you know. If you go to Jewville, there's tons of decent delis, but outside of Boca and West Palm...

What's the best deli in Central Florida?

You know what it is, baby. The best deli in Central Florida is Four Rivers Smokehouse. That's not a deli. That's a barbecue place. But if you want real Jewish deli, it's Boca and Winter Park. You heard? Told you. It's literally called Boca in Winter Park. It's literally called Boca. That's the spot, you beautiful bastard.

Hold on. I'm going to guess that Boca was founded by some Jew that used to live in Boca. Hey, was it a person that used to live in Boca Raton that found the Jewish deli there? Also, it's a restaurant.

You know what it is, baby. Boca in Winter Park was started by a guy who used to live in Boca Raton. You heard? He missed the real Jewish deli food from South Florida, so he opened his own spot up here in Central Florida to bring that flavor north. That's the story. This is not a deli.

This is not a deli. Is it a restaurant? It's a restaurant. They're literally, they got yellowfin tuna post bowls and flatbreads and literally like pastas. burgers this is a fucking restaurant no i want to this is what i'm saying this is what i mean by it's making me sad i want that the fucking thing we just looked at in philly that deli the glass counter the bulletproof glass the meat slicers in the back and like a very limited list of items

you know fucking bagels sandwiches you know what it is baby i feel you that old school philly deli with the glass counter, bulletproof glass, meat slicers in the back, and, like, six things on the menu of the dying greed. You heard? It's got that soul, that history, that don't-fuck-with-me energy that these fancy new spots in Florida just don't have. Shut the fuck up, Grock. Hey, Grock, shut up for a second.

Shut the fuck up. Is there an old-school Jewish deli anywhere in Central Florida that's not a restaurant that just does sandwiches?

you know what it is baby there's a couple spots no it's bokeh again school but they're all restaurants that do full meals you heard all right croc forget it forget it you're fucking

useless forget it forget it you know what i want you new accent drop the arty lang one i want you to talk like nick kroll when he plays that jewish guy entirely too much tuna guy moving from now on Got it.

Dropping the Artie Lang voice right now. From this moment forward, I'm talking exactly like Nick Kroll's Too Much Tuna guy. What can I do for you?

What's the best Jewish deli in South Florida? Oh, that's going to be a tough one. You know what it is. There's a few.

The best Jewish deli in South Florida is Josh's Deli in Surfside. That's the one, baby. they got the real deal pastrami the hand sliced corned beef the matzo ball soup that makes you

want to cry and that old i've never had matzo ball soup that made me want to cry i've had good matzo ball soup don't get me wrong i like matzo ball soup but i don't think i'm looking i'm looking now so they dropped the final um it's a little bit better it's still not a proper deli but okay they dropped the final trailer for uh cowdy versus acme the movie that they fucking didn't Release and now it looks good. This trailer. I saw the trailer. It's pretty good. I'm going to say something right off the bat. This is going to be a guy humor movie because guys love coyote. It's not a chick thing. Classic. Classic.

Have you ever sat a big stack of TNT on the road, hoping to blow up your nemesis, but the detonator itself explodes? Have you ever pulled the ripcord of your parachute and only a bunch of silverware comes out? It's not your fault. Acme is evil.

you're looking at the guy who is taking on the biggest corporation in the world they're suing

us for every acme product acme denies all charges i love that china's the the big the big wig at

acme that is for you all i gotta do is walk out the store right now please don't this is not funny I thought cartoons are supposed to be funny. It's exciting. All eyes on you ready to show what you got.

Acme has knowingly been making dangerous products for decades.

Is there anyone in the whole world who cares what happens to the coyote at all?

Yeah, I do. do he's one of the most hard-working people i've ever met he would never think of quitting and i think everyone should be inspired by that

i'm gonna watch this i'm gonna watch this i'm streaming obviously

dude i'm fucking stoked for this this looks fun right this looks awesome yeah it has that

It definitely has kind of some of that Roger Rabbit energy, which I enjoy. You know, the whole, like, lawyer thing is pretty funny.

Dude, I just want to see movies that haven't been made fucking for a million times.

Oh, can I bring something up that all you old fucks will get? They're using my favorite version of Daffy Duck. We were talking about this earlier today, but there's two Daffy Ducks, right? There's the Cuckoo Crazy Daffy Duck. Then there's the Angry at Bugs Bunny Daffy Duck. And they're completely different types. This is the Daffy they're using. I love Crazy Daffy. Oh, and look, come on. You're not going to watch Luis Guzman?

judge come on well no actually uh you're wrong on one on one count i will call it out yeah daffy duck uh can also be both at the same time a la uh who framed roger rabbit fair enough because he was both they nailed it in that scene because he was being daffy duck but still trying to kill bugs plenty the entire time yeah that was one of the best scenes in that movie was the dueling pianos. So good.

I'm here for the pantsless modeling gig.

Come on. I just, even though this is going to be great, though, the only thing I will say is that it will be, I suspect it will end up being compared unfavorably to Who Framed Right.

Of course, it's unfair no matter what.

So I think people need to not try to compare the two, but I do think this will be fun. It's going to be funny. It's going to be fun.

The movie was completely made like fucking years ago. And they wrote it off for a tax write-off. People have already seen it. It's already being compared favorably to Who Framed Roger Rabbit. It's going to be good. Yeah, it was screened a lot.

And Warner Brothers, when they were dumping films, like when they dumped Batgirl 2, they dumped a bunch of film stars, a tax cut. And this is one of them they dumped.

I taught, I taught. You taught, you taught? I don't pay you to tink, you taught. I pay you to taught. I did, I did taught. What did you teach? What did you taught?

Come on. I like John Cena. You know, John Cena's funny. I don't give a fuck. He's a funny dude. This is a good role for him, I think. Just don't ever try to do serious stuff, Cena. Just stick in your pocket, and I will support funny Cena. What's popcorn brain?

We all know that too much screen time is a bad thing, right? Which is why you might have felt, I don't know, scatterbrained or unable to focus after doom scrolling. No, it's the drugs, idiot. For hours, well, you are not alone, and what you might be experiencing is...

I am a 43-year-old person who does drugs and drinks and has been diagnosed my entire life with clinical depression. I don't think it's the doom scrolling. No.

Something that people are calling. I have popcorn brain when it was just called, hey, stop being such a homo.

Yeah. Listen, psychologists were telling my mom I was fucked up long before YouTube shorts were a thing. You know what I'm saying?

I was such a compulsive eater as a kid that a Cuban doctor once told my mom, have you tried putting a lock on the fridge there you go that's a real thing that happened to me and popcorn brain and i mean i was fat but i wasn't even that fat as a kid i was a little fat and it was like okay so we're just putting locks on the fridge think of it like when you sit down

to watch a movie but get sucked in to whatever instagram reels pop up on your phone it's described as that like tendency it's described as my wife when i try to watch a movie yes i know i

know the disease it's called my wife when i try to watch tv yes i'm very aware virgie isn't it fun when you try to watch a show with your wife and then she gets on Instagram?

Oh, it's awesome. It's fantastic.

And then later on, then you have to explain to her what happened in the show and you have to be like, were you paying attention? No.

No. Thank God last night she didn't pick her phone up while we were watching Obsession. Which was very good, by the way.

I've heard great things. I gotta watch it.

That movie fucking ruined it.

I didn't see that one.

The show you need to watch is from.

It's so fucking good. You ever pull one of these? I pulled one of these the other night when I was watching something, and I kept getting interrupted, and I went, uh-huh. They love that. I've done that.

When you just go, uh-huh. My favorite move of all time, and you can't really do it anymore, but was Dutch, you know, Dutch and Royce, old producer Dutch, on the airplanes. He would sit down, and someone would come and talk to him to bug him for something, and he didn't want to be bothered. And after they did it enough times, he would... Very dramatically. He would take out his headphones, wrap them around his phone, put it down, and go, yes. And they were so mad. They never asked him another question the entire time, because that's what he was. He's a passive-aggressive asshole. Also, when we were at restaurants, Dutchwood on purpose, because he knew it would bother us. And you were there for a couple of these. Honey. He would honey snap at Rachel's. And I'm like, hey, Dick, they're going to spit in all of our foods, not just yours. Do not honey snap at my table, Dick.

Dutch was the only guy I've ever met who was a bigger asshole than me when I was at my asshole-iest.

No, he was bad. Dutch is the one that got a DUI in New Jersey. Instead of handling, he just didn't go to New Jersey for seven years. Which is easy to do if you think about it. But, like, yeah. Yeah.

And then it just went away. I swear to God. Thoughts to jump from one to another with limited attention, increased distraction. So who's most susceptible to this syndrome and is there women women are most susceptible to the syndrome than men?

Yeah, if you break out your phone now, like especially if we're at the movies

I will fuck you up because I mean how much you pay like reverse cowgirl the disrespect It's disrespect doing this reverse cowgirl and they're on their phone is that double disrespect i'm not gonna lie that's like i don't toot my own arm that is one of the bits i came up with recently that i was proud of it's the disrespect it's just reverse cowgirl it's rude it's the

disrespect that we can't handle to i don't know unpop the kernels i guess there's not as an imperfect analogy there but let's bring in the one and only dr actually style to talk more about this i mean all of that it sounds very familiar to us adhders right um is this just everybody getting on my like dopamine a dopamine starved level or is is there something going on that's

new here there there is a kernel of truth you know i'll see myself i'm not we're done i won't

watch any more of this i'm not you guys are gay gay guys you know what fuck yeah i'm calling an

audible. This is the condo complex where a guy named Timo Sessions used to live. I'm assuming

is Timo Sessions going to be a black guy? I don't. I mean, I like you, Rob, but lately I just feel, I feel like you're just chasing down old beefs to start new beefs. He's Rob Unchained. For real.

state prison this is a story about a guy who built garages or he was supposed to build garages i never saw a finished job what he really built was a really bad reputation hey i gotta ask you

about your garage hey i gotta ask you something you got a mid-2000s range rover has the oil started leaking in it yet because all of them do hey you got a mid-2000s range rover are the tire sensors did they go bad because all of them do have have they ever produced a car that was worth a shit range rovers are great cars for exactly five years once you hit year six they fall apart that's that i've always heard that every single they've never made a car that holds it together and it's always an expensive fix it's never like an easy fix too is this timo

Timo! Timo, has your slip differential broken yet? Open up! I gotta ask you about your garage business. It's out of business. Yeah, I got a bunch of customers who say that you took their money and you disappeared. It was easy for me to find victims of this guy. This guy didn't play me, man. He put me in his wheelchair, he closed the garage door

on my spine, and now I'm paralyzed. Out of all the guys in Michigan, in the state of Michigan, I found the biggest

biggest scumbag of them all. Well, Michigan has Detroit in it, so let's maybe not make these crazy statements, okay? That's kind of crazy, right? I just want him to stop. I want him to, oh, finally, a real Asian. Thank God, one that talks like an Asian. This is what I want. I want old-fashioned, stereotypical, cartoon Chinese people. I don't mind the Chinese people here or Asians in general. As far as immigration goes, they don't bug me. Stay if you guys want. I don't care. Get into psychologist the only thing that i ask is i need you to talk like the data from from goonies or something like you know dr jones call me dr jones i need you to be like you know that's all it's fun for us and you could do your you could run your chinese shops and like not clean them and get f ratings i'm gonna eat there anyway the only thing that's open we can live with that way but you gotta talk chinese it's super important oh hey still money from people what if i if the person

talks like that, I might eat at that Chinese restaurant. Once I exposed this guy, the attorney general's office charged him with some big crimes. There's Timo, full name, Artemio Sessions. Artemio Sessions, huh? Charged with conducting a criminal enterprise, a 20-year felony, and false pretenses, a five-year felony. Hey, Timo, Timo, stop here for a second and talk to me. Seems like I've been chasing Timo Sessions around for years. What do you got to say? You don't want say anything to the victims anything at all don't get run over oh wait it has been years you know after I did that story I got more people calling me that say you took their money and you didn't do any work at all okay we'll be waiting for you let's go behind the story on Timo Artemio Sessions the garage goon by the way welcome back no yeah 19 i got a bunch of calls about this guy you know

i was sitting here noodling on my guitar looking at my emmys and i thought what if i revisit team

who jackson or whatever his name was was supposed to build garages i know what you're saying a garage building business is that really lucrative well apparently it really was no yeah it is

absolutely a garage building business is florida i could already think about how they'd be very lucrative especially one of those people that turns their garages into a room yeah some money so rob you uh you like to

you know the chief a little bit dude look at his entire background he is high as fuck

oh my god yeah he's high he's one of those guys that definitely used to smoke at the station

oh my god he's talk look he's you're right because look how he starts oh yeah he's stone hell yeah rob fuck yeah dude let's go it really was and it's a special i think he's on edibles specifically

that's an edibles face you know when you make edibles face lucrative if you don't actually do the jobs this is kevin and his wife amy he just cheated you you know they run an internet sales business their three car garage is stuffed with merchandise so they hire timo sessions of garages r us to build them a detached warehouse garage behind their new home timo said he could build a garage over the winter hey talk something too good to be true that didn't happen, but in spring, Timo's crew started. As you can see, things weren't going so well. The walls he put up were sagging, but work was slowly getting done, and as each step was finished, Timo wanted more money for the next step. By June, Kevin and Amy had given Timo $60,000. For a fucking garage? That's insane. $5,000 to put in a cement floor and garage door and firewall, and Timo stop taking roberts calls but the saddest victim of all is judith your backyard is a disaster

that's always the worst it's like the guys at the pool guys and garage guys like any contractor it's one thing to like rip people off and not give them what you said but to show up and tear their shit all up and then leave it's like wow i paid you and you my property all up now it's worse

I mean, Timo would take money from anybody. This is your retirement money, and you can't afford to lose this. No, we can't. I spent a lot of days sitting in this parking lot right here. It's an apartment complex right next to the condo complex where Timo lived. If I saw his black Range Rover leaving, I would call Keith, my cameraman, who was waiting up the road a piece. Keith would pick him up after he left. That way I didn't have to haul ass after him. I would start following, but I'd be a few cars.

Of course, I always stay strapped. Do we have a donation here from Sweaty Zoo? It says, you guys think the new Resident Evil, widest guy you know, Resident Evil by the widest guy you know guy looks good. New trailer dropped. As a matter of fact, sir, I did have that trailer already pulled up for us to watch.

May I do these before you? All right. Local Enterprise Broadcasting for Five says, thanks for the nine years of laughs. Why do you guys always talk about Owen? I know, you're right. I apologize. K-Rats for 10. Hey, just pretend that this dono was something on topic. Really clever and really witty. Great dono, dude. That was hilarious. Now, please thank me for my service. Thank you for your service. He says, please, I need this. Krugland Banks for five. Friend got assaulted by wife last night in Miami. She got released outright with no stated bond by the judge. Filing for divorce tomorrow. Any advice? What happened again? Friend got assaulted by his wife last night. She got released outright. no stated bond, and they're filing for divorce tomorrow. Any advice? I don't. You're getting divorced. Get divorced, I would say. I don't know. Don't get beat up by women, pussy. Young Old Vibes for 10. That's actually fair. I would have beat the breaks off her. You messed up. Young Old Vibes for 10. Thank you so much. And says, he beats me in this house. And then Local Enterprise Broadcasting for 5. When I was looking for a house, I asked to see bare rooms. My realtor took me to a very strange place called The Outpost. I didn't buy, but fun.

Nice, nice. King of all pixels, Adam Carolla had a great show called Catch a Contractor. Best thing he ever did after Loveline. Oh, is it catching fucking crooked contractors? So this is the new Resident Evil trailer. I saw the first one, but this is the final one. It looks like it's going to be good, but let's see.

Hey, man, I got to be seven. Do you know where I can take this?

uh excuse me i got oh my god so from what i've seen on the other trailer this happens in um this guy's trying to get back to raccoon city it happens when it's a different point of view

of when the zombies kind of take over anybody order a kidney or liver whatever this is anybody it seems like it's kind of important hey you got time for another run no i'm i'm wrapped up

outside the zone so it pays double i could do that

Sweetheart, I'm sorry. This signal sucks here. Can you hear me? I'm going to stay with Katie for a bit, I think. Michelle, please do not go stay with freaking Katie. I'm sorry for my feelings that you don't even care enough to come home and have this conversation. Seriously, I'm working. This could be some eight-year-old boy's heart or someone's mom's brain. Hello?

Hello? There's an emergency here. I was wondering if I could use your phone.

Hi, here's Michelle. Leave a message.

Hey, baby. I'm really sorry that we got disconnected earlier. Some things have happened, and I can't get a hold of the police. That's not going to be great.

Could you just call me back on this number, please?

I love you.

Okay, can I just? Sure. typewriter was there a time i was gonna say was it a typewriter in there yeah can i just point

something out yeah okay so you broke into a stranger's house to use the phone in the middle of the night right and then you heard somebody moving around in the house so you grabbed your

shotgun yeah and you're the good guy yeah you're you're you're now breaking it in like i don't

but it's the funniest concept to me is imagine i broke into somebody's house at night and then i I hear a glass upstairs, like, jingling around, and I'm like, oh, shit, somebody's here. It's like, yeah, probably the person who fucking lives here.

I love you.

Ah, Advil. Everything that has happened in this town Transpired in a matter of hours You've got no idea of what you've got there in your hands

is that a baby was that a zombie baby also i mean how long are you gonna fumble with these shotgun shells pretty much pretty bad if you never use one Raccoon City General Hey, no sweat I'll watch it Yeah, it looks decent Yeah, I'll take it As long as it doesn't have what's-her-face in all the other ones

That Kriker hasn't made a bad movie yet

I just hope it's not a lot of

jump scary shit because that's not really my cup of tea oh no no no mersh mersh it's an it the minute he hits that woman it's an it's an hour and 35 minutes of unrelenting horror it doesn't stop from the test screenings it does not stop jesus yep cool that's cool that sounds neat

gen z bullies try to terrorize the beach local beach after receiving a report of a group of individuals throwing glass bottles at the parking lot and behaving aggressively okay so this clearly

is going to be florida what part well maybe they're surfing on their beach oh i'm trying to

surf with my kid can we make some guesses uh-huh i'm gonna go with uh i'm gonna go flagler beach

okay flagler okay flagler um i'm going to say i need more info i'm not gonna i'm just guessing randomly i don't i don't see any car tracks so i'm not going to say daytona give me your just a random guess though all right i i don't have anything to base jack's beach jacksonville

beach okay five subjects they're back on lantana side of the beach hey you guys you come here

can you get your friends too yo bro you're on the beach you don't need to be wearing a shiesty you fucking cigar bitch and jeans and jeans

the jeans is the worst part too they're kicking us out

yeah cause they're sleeping

no cause you're throwing bottles at people you fucking asshole

alright do you guys have ideas on you

This is Santa Monica Santa Monica Beach near Montana Avenue

You're right, we don't need it for the beach But we do need it for you guys smashing beer bottles In the parking lot So get your stuff, let's go

They only allow bottle kids in Nova Scotia I believe Yeah, that is true, only in the trailer park In the trailer parks you were allowed to have bottle kids

Are you sure about that? Because we have people that say you did

Someone's calling our officer mommy in the chat

Ha, ha, ha.

Where's your ID? It's going to take two seconds and then you're out of here.

Oh, gee. Back on that. Wrong time.

Wrong time. Oh, it's hot. 26th.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

No, no, no, no. She's not accusing us. She's not accusing us.

You guys, you guys are freaking out over nothing. We got a call. We're doing our job. Now we're here. Now we're investigating. The sooner you give our information, your information...

One of them is going to have a warrant. Watch. Watch.

So this is what we're going to do. I appreciate you guys giving me your information. Now that you have, we're going to wait a couple minutes because I have to run into dispatch. Then we're going to go to your car. I'm good. And we're going to pick up the garbage that you guys tracked. I'm good.

Someone gets arrested. Someone's taking it. Yep. Yep.

Why are you twirling so you don't end up like your partner?

Just twirl. All right.

Where are you taking me? No, no. Team, you were to the police?

We are. No, team is to the police. I have to make sure my partners are safe.

Okay, yeah, sure Yo record this some bullshit

Jeff no reason. It's crazy. He's gonna go for no reason. It's crazy. Oh

Cool skull hand tattoo, dude Super cool, bro What's the reason what's the reason? Bro, this guy sucks. You're also like, retarded. Why are you coughing me up for it?

Okay, so you have the right to raise silence? I do, I know my rights.

Okay, I can't. This guy's the hectic energy. I can't end the show with that guy's hectic energy. I just can't. It's too much. It's too much. Let's do this. It's a woman getting hurt. This is probably better. Get ready not to care.

Victoria Nelson has always taken pride in putting her best face forward.

So I'm going to cleanse you and see what we'll do.

For years, the 33-year-old talent agent has...

33 and you're already doing shit?

...been turning to estheticians to manage her reoccurring breakouts. You're basically getting power washed. So when she snagged a spot with one of Hollywood's most celebrated estheticians, Sonia Dakar, she thought her skin would be forever changed. And it was, but not in the way she imagined.

It's a pretty, like, scarring, literally, experience for me. I was scabbing and sobbing and scared.

Her video about a traumatic chemical peel going viral.

You're 33, man. You already look pretty. Like, why are you doing a chemical peel? No, but she specifically had acne problems. So I guess that, I mean. Yeah, I'm sure. Me too. I'm sure when it gets Botox, it's going to get migraines. These are the issues that people use.

No, but she literally, in the photograph, you could see she did have, like, some pretty bad acne. like in the cheeks. So, I mean, I'm just...

I bet you we're going to hear something else that's going to be non-acne related.

You have DM'd me and tagged me in Victoria Nelson's TikTok video.

As a licensed esthetician, seeing these pictures makes me so sad.

I really urge you to watch it and support her. When was the moment that you realized something was wrong?

The second it touched my skin.

Ooh, look at it.

It felt like I got slapped in the face with fire.

She says the permanent damage from the treatment cost her tens of thousands of dollars and thrust her into a years-long legal battle.

So anyone else crave bacon? Yeah, I know.

I think it just connected with so many people.

Like pork skin.

Bull in. Ooh, cracklings? They've seen a dermatologist that have treated them wrong. They've seen a plastic surgeon who has led them astray. Like, everyone's had this provider and client issue.

You do we lit from within skin is the latest beauty trend celebrities inviting vote into their bathrooms to show how they achieve that flawless complexion from Dua Lipa. Hey, it's really but daily Bieber helps to get that Bieber and Zoe Kravitz and even Baldwin's daughter and like

and then the Kravitz daughter.

The things that you love some people chasing that coveted glow trying everything from the simplest of scrubs and several step routines to more elaborate treatments like

salmon sperm facials salmon sperm facials yeah why not i love that you could just sell these women

on any women are dumb the skincare treatment that i've ever had done the likes of kim kardashian and a bunch of other celebrities swear by them it doesn't look that fun sonja dakar promised her

clients skincare solutions backed by decades of experience on her website the esthetician showcasing herself with high-profile clients like Gwyneth Paltrow and has boasted about treating celebrities like Drew Barrymore and Sofia Vergara. The Real Housewives of Orange County even took a trip to her clinic for so-called fitness facials in 2008.

My name is Sonia Descartes, and guess what you're going to have today?

Wow, they must all have acne and migraines.

Yeah, I mean, obviously not all of them, but I did literally this one particular girl I saw in the beginning, the before picture, she had acne.

What's the difference? She would refer to me like her daughter. I met her family.

But then one day, in April 2021, Victoria says everything changed.

I went in for my standard appointment. It was the same. And at the end of it, she's like, what if we do appeal? And we had done them a handful of times. I had never had any issue. It has like a little bit of a bite, but then it subsides pretty quickly. This one did not subside. And it was a lot more than a bite. Victoria says she tried to stay calm. And I have a pretty high pain tolerance, but I tried to.

Great, now she's in the NXIVM fucking cult.

the muscle through it i kind of convinced myself that i was being sensitive i was like i don't i don't really know what's happening drop it my eyes were tearing up and this is bad this is

really bad in court filings sonia dakar says that victoria was aware of the risk of injury but still decided to undergo the treatment and that any alleged injuries or damage was the sole result of Victoria's physical bodily condition. In the aftermath, Victoria says Sonja told her not to panic and to keep coming back to try and repair her skin.

I asked her, like, should I go see a doctor? And she was so, so calm that it was reassuring that she was confident that it would be fixable. Oh, okay. It would be perfect in a month.

Victoria says she shelled out another approximately $30,000 to Sonja over more than two years.

but her skin damage never after that she skipped paying her more for improved i think what's really

interesting about some of these is there's no one behind those eyes which is really sad

dramatic so dramatic to look back at some people watching might wonder why you would go back to

the person who did this to you yeah actually i'm wondering and tell me your victim reason why

what would you say to those people i think if it had been the first time or even the first year that I knew this person, like I would have walked out and never turned back. We had had so much history. So when I first saw Victoria, I diagnosed her with depigmentation. Victoria eventually went

to Dr. Monica Kirapolski, a board certified dermatologist who told Victoria she had severe

burns. She's completely lost the pigment in those areas and it's one of the hardest things in our whole field that we can treat. It's almost impossible to treat. Dr. Kirapolski says

victoria should have seen a doctor immediately after the burn but because her scoring had become

throw some foreskin on there and fix it up that's what you need i mean stick with the classic formula

severe there wasn't much she could do what i know now from a number of other doctors is that the aftercare was actually some of the worst part of this my understanding now is her sending me home i could have gone septic i could have gotten an infection i could have lost a limb coulda coulda

Coulda, coulda, woulda, shoulda.

One of the challenges in the aesthetics industry is that.

There is nothing I hate more than people who sue or people that do shit. And then we have to go through the entire list of couldas. Yeah. Like, I could have been killed. I could have been injured. You could have been a lot of things. You weren't. Yeah, let's stick with it. They fucked your face up. I'll give you that. Women love to, generally it's a female thing. Women love to focus on all of the bad things that could have possibly happened to them. Guys tend to be like, Jesus, yo, thank God I didn't get killed, huh? Anything on the YouTube side? Let's see. I have to look here.

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Uh, Pessy, you're next.

Yeah, dawg, we're doing another Pash Pash. Come hang out.

Nice. Uh, Virgie? Streaming?

Maybe I'll feel like it. I don't know.

Yeah, Virgie streamed to like fucking five in the morning last night. Uh, check out tomorrow, guys. Daywave is my birthday show. Don't miss out, okay? Don't. I'll be really sad. All right, see you tomorrow, boys. Bye. And don't forget, tonight is my one. Uh-huh.