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He's lesping! He's Pakistani! You're right her husband wasn't fucking her because he was on some chatterbait site with fucking balloon tits So she took it out on a fucking rover and what happened was she saw him online one day chatting with somebody doing puppy play That's what she wants to criminalize all furry cons which is the only thing I agree with and I'm sorry You're asking for privacy I'm the one who went to bed woke up today and you and your husband ball gag McGee's fucking pictures are all over splatted in front of my

timeline. And some Mexican women hit the wall when a coyote shoves them

into one. Is it because they drew a tunnel? Oh, a different type of coyote. Sorry. I was thinking of the Looney Tunes.

What do you think that coyote was trying to do to that sexy

roadrunner? Oh, God, it makes sense. It's going to sell his body. Sexy roadrunner. Roadrunners, there's not much heat on the bones. Stupid sexy roadrunner. There's some asshole on CNN in the back. You know I have an idea. Joe Rogan is kicking our ass. Theo Bonds destroying us. All these podcasters are fucking killing us. You know what I figured out? Everyone loves Joe Rogan, you know why? Why is that? Because he does his show from his office. What? Marsh. And I still mean this to this day, I want to be able to get GHP. It was a wonder drug. And then a couple of fucking gay people had to rape people and then all of a sudden, whoa, we can't have that at GNC anymore. Royce. I was a bully in high school, so this job was really easy for me to transition into. Just because Iranian women can't have OnlyFans doesn't mean that I want to pay for interceptor missiles. like you know those things should never be connected

saving civilization one dick joke and simpsons reference at a time here they are mersh and royce

and howdy and welcome everybody it is revenge of the sis it is uh your voice uh i'm uh mersh that's uh the other that's the gay guy i got it close with the dab i got it close Yeah, that's why you shouldn't do that Hold on, let me fix something Very unprofessional There was a loose wire in the bottom He said no gum Didn't allow you to have bees in here I always love that It's always sunny He said no gum It's such a little thing that Dennis does in that scene I know Welcome to the show everybody We Are here Hi 97 degrees currently In Orlando And not only is it 97 degrees in Orlando Guys but the heat index Today is 108 And Yeah I know that you know why Cause what's that Pro move that I always seem to pull On the days that I don't have to go in To see you You don't go outside I often stay up late the night before and then forget to have enough cigarettes oh so you had to go get cigarettes i have to go right before the show at peak heat hours up the show and it's literally like when i tell you i get in my car and it's like not even a 15 second drive to the store bro it is brutal though just that 30 seconds there i'm back i was like uh you know when you just like you so anybody who knows florida and royce you'll agree with me here right we try to plan things much like people in the north to do in the wintertime where you're like, all right, if I got to go outside and do anything, we're going to get up early. I'll bang that out.

either really early or really late because in and out and get back in the fucking house i'm not

going out there if i don't if i don't go for i go for a walk every day if i don't go for my walk before eight o'clock i'm not going for a walk until 8 p.m because there's no way i'm not doing

it fuck that shit it's too hot florida florida starts getting hot the moment the sun comes up

no no no and by the way and and when it rains like i told you i was planning to verge you like living in when it rains it just gets hotter afterwards it's like you know when you know how they cook like how they broil a fish in a bag we're we're the fish well it depends like very

very rarely if we get a legitimate cold front that pushes in and it's a very strong storm then it might cool down but this time of year when it's just like a kind of a storm yeah we're just getting like you said it's just enough to boil us but you know what marsh we should stop complaining

because how is phoenix even a place look these are videos of phoenix okay this has been you've been telling me about this how is phoenix a place that exists on earth royce told me that there was

a dude i wore my slides to royce's house yesterday and he that's what reminded him and he goes dude have you seen the phoenix stuff i'm like no yes i watched the guy his fucking yeezy slide just

melt to the asphalt why do people live there i don't know here look look look the hood of the car it's one of those plastic hoods it ballooned it looks like a jetson's car yeah that's china sorry here you go here you go look here you go look at the tire look at the tire let me see if i can find the slide for you hold on okay this is this is average check it let me go back let me go back Arizona heated melting shopping carts. So what's happening is It's melting shopping carts. Yeah, okay. So, you know, like there's two different kinds of shopping carts that you could get. You could go to different places. The shopping carts that they're all metal, but they're the ones that are kind of metal, kind of plastic. This is like that plastic ones, right? Literally melting fucking in the sun. That is insane. Can I? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He made it across. He made it across. He made it. Oh, poor guy. It's too hot. It's too hot. It's too hot. Yeah. Oh, this is Cali. This is so hot.

They're melting off of me.

Her sandals melted off of her. Dude, that's so bad. Her sandals melted. That's not helping keep the microplastics out of your body. Oh, hey, guys, don't buy Aldo. They melt if it's too hot, apparently. Hey, has it ever been so hot that your bananas have just peeled themselves? That's nuts.

okay boys as somebody whose ancestors are from latin america yeah that's bad that's really hot

you should your banana shouldn't do that dude the banana one might just be a ghost monkey you don't know you're right it could be a ghost monkey here's 114 in phoenix it's melting it's melting it's fucking melting the trash cans guys fuck so can i make a

recommendation and that's the thought here right should we be studying phoenix's homeless population because they must have some sort of like evolutionary like they could survive in the heat yeah because like you got to figure a couple generations of being out in the phoenix streets homeless like if it's melting shopping cards and you're surviving they have to be you know over generations you would have to be built differently

it's kind of like how 28 years later there's like a super version of one of them yeah oh this is this is new york

he's frying an egg outside the window oh all the candy melted oh all the candies Oh, Cadbury, too. No! Guys, F in the chat. That was a lot of good candies, too. Fuck.

You know what's funny? I've been in stores in Florida where that happens, where they have, like, and I'm sure Royce has seen this before. You know how, like, in the little bodegas and, like, the little Haji stores, they will keep the candy further away from the door because there's certain stores where the AC is not good enough, And if people are just coming in and out, if your candy is too close to the front door, it will melt like that.

Near the beer cooler or the soda stuff. They try to keep it near that, yeah.

If you keep it by the front door. I've been in stores before where you just look at the candy bars

and they're all melted. Go to any beach town. Do the beach towns have the stores sell the candies and they also sell the shirts and stuff? Do you want the candy? It's all the way in the back by the beer stuff. By the coolers. It's too fucking hot. Dude, it's ridiculous.

Dude, again, I went out just for cigarettes. it's like again like i was like i was saying earlier we avoid going out in the summertime so it's like if you can run an errand like last night i should have like not been lazy and i should have went oh yeah let me go grab those now at 7 11 at fucking four in the morning because you just don't you always want to plan around again it's like it's like having plans in detroit in january at night yeah it's like you want to plan around it you don't want to just be

out there so did you see uh um elliot because we don't go to locals for another few more minutes here so elliot page elliot page was at the premiere of the odyssey wore a suit now i want you to remember this is a this is supposed to be a i believe a trojan soldier that she plays is that correct i believe in the movie i think so here you go okay can i point out something already

i'm so embarrassed yeah can i point out something already sure the duck walk a little penguin walk

oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah also those shoes what are we wearing what are we wearing with the shoe she

looks like herman monster i kind of defended this off the air and i i want to make my point about elliot page sure please i want to make my my once and for all i want to make my point white knight marsh here we go defending elliot page again well first of all i'm not a white knight and i'm not a

simp this is a man okay oh oh you're oh damn it uno reversed me fair enough look oh so you're

looking you're defending a bro i'm just looking out for my bro here you know you uh right wing bigots tend to you love to dunk on Elliot Page you like to talk all this shit biological woman I will make the case right now that Elliot Page is a man and I will tell you why look at that tragic fashion sense look at that off the rack ass I don't know what I'm doing when I go into the store ass outfit that is a man that's a man who does not have a wife or a girlfriend

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