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Is it gonna say drew a tunnel?Oh, a different type of coyote, sorry. I was thinking of the Looney Tunes.

What do you think that coyote was trying to do to that sexy roadrunner?

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should never be connected saving civilization one dick joke and simpsons reference at a time

here they are mersh and royce and uh hello hi and welcome everybody turn your send down sorry it's just you're a little louder when we go live sorry that's my uh radio voice kicks in That's my fault folks Welcome to the show It's Revenge of the Six Handsome Dan over here It's your boys Hi Hi It's Friday afternoon Thank God You know I came up with something I'm called TGIF Yeah It's this restaurant that's worse than Jilly's That's shutting down Have you heard of it? Can I answer your question? Yeah no no you haven't no i have actually now that you mention it that's kind of creepy if you think about it you never go hey me and the boys and we'll get some fridays you want to get a little bit of fridays with the boys dude i didn't think about the place until you just said it and i'm like when was the last time like fridays used to be fridays fridays used to be a juggernaut I know dude Friday's was bigger than Chili's I do remember that And like

now it's like i can't even is there even a fridays around me are they even around anymore

tgi i'm trying to think of that's what i was like damn like i have every restaurant where i live

okay no there is there there is there there is tgi friday still like a couple in orlando there's three in orlando it's so funny because they exist but i don't really even know about i can't just

hey guys by the way royce by the way royce you have to stop saying there's one in orlando as if that's a good indicator no no i know restaurant like you know and it's one of everything in orlando right right but but it's um yeah i mean i'm looking now yeah three in orlando yeah

wow it's dead yeah no it's it's crazy but yeah here's um after merch i i get i get it man you might not want to go there but you want to hit up a ruby tuesdays because i like going i wouldn't go restaurants here to have names of the week like days of the week in them so you know um that's

the israeli from uh love ruby tuesdays i dated loved it let me guess the free salad bar

what it was a good salad bar look shout out to ruby tuesdays haven't been there many years but it was a good salad bar back in the day specifically because of that i know i know i know i know why a lot of people went to ruby tuesdays okay look one of the funny i'm i'm i'm looking and it's really a dead brand yep yep they're trying to bring sizzler back

they're trying to bring sizzler back yeah fridays was like it was an unstoppable juggernaut dude

it was in movies and stuff you know but yeah i know for a while they're the guy fieri take over the menu i remember that yes hold on tgi fridays commercial let me see because i you know let me let me find a commercial from 2026 because 2026 okay here's here's the i can't find a recent commercial here you go here's one here okay this is this is what fridays does now

it's january some of you want to cut back and some of you still so do you want to cut back

and have hospital food nah tgf fridays was was when's the last time you've eaten there though think about it you think it's still so so good i don't go to orlando you don't have any tgf fridays by you

no there's no fridays in lakeland no way royce i wasn't joking when i just told you i just googled

it i don't believe that i mean i believe you but that's weird there are how many chilies are in lakeland though like three no no no not chilies dgi fridays no no i know but what i'm saying is there's no fridays comparatively to how many chilies do you guys have like three i think three I'm comparing

You got at least two I'm going to assume north, south You got two

You got two chilies

We have a north And a south As I was expecting

The black and the white Hold on, the black chilies and the white chilies Yes, yes

And we have an Auburndale one And I'm claiming that one

Oh, Auburndale counts as Lincoln I'll give it to you

Alright, yeah, I'm claiming the Auburndale one

Nah, that's fair It's the same thing albondale is just a really white lakeland it's country really country bump uh what part of albondale are you going to used to be okay maybe it was a while ago oh what friday's is trying to do is like under 500 calories menu i'm looking to go out a little lighter so a lot of a lot of restaurants are doing this now they're like ozempic menus because yeah yeah you've seen that

right you know what i you know what i love too it's it's great because it serves two purposes right yeah like one it helps us with our shrinkflation right and then two when we get caught doing shrinkflation we go well no it's part of our new you know glp1 menu sexy meals

yeah or whatever yeah and that's what the under 550 calorie thing is in any restaurant anyway it's

also it's also they want to make money and save money but then also go oh yeah you get the six bites of a cheeseburger it's very hollywood listen no matter what you eat at any restaurant

add like 300 calories because restaurants use way more butter than you actually think that's why out that's why when you go out food's always better than when you make it at home because they use way more butter.

than you would at the house when you make something. That's why restaurant food's so delicious. I mean, depending on the restaurant, obviously. So somebody, a neighbor released video of McConnell being put. Remember when they said he was fine and all that? This was him being put into an ambulance?

The U.S. Senate goes back to work on Monday with questions still swirling about Kentucky's Mitch McConnell. It's been almost a month now since he was hospitalized in Washington, D.C., and now CNN says...

You see, like, people be like, no, I talked to him on the phone. He's like the best. Everyone's doing the same fucking move. Virgie, the cringiest one on Virgie, can you get me Scott Jennings talking about it? The token Republican on CNN.

Take a look. This cell phone video taken from a neighbor last month shows the senator being rolled out of his home on a stretcher and into that ambulance. And that was the morning of June 14th. We previously reported on the night.

So why did this homie? Why did this guy sit on this video for a month?

like probably terrified if he fucking dropped it they'd fucking sue him or some shit yeah find me the scott jennings one virgie i just sent it to you thanks one one call made from his home about an unresponsive person where cpr was in progress but mcconnell's name was never mentioned the senator's spokesperson has told us multiple times mcconnell was recovering and receiving excellent care make a video make a video from your hospital bed

go ahead I don't understand

it's impolite to film the dead

if I was listen if I were in this kind of situation right and obviously you know I'm not as well known as Mitch McConnell there's not as much on the line if I am dead but like if I were in the hospital more than 10 people were bothering people trying to ask if i was dead or not i would just be like all right yeah i'll just make a video dude it'll take me two seconds hey guys it's me uh i'm in the hospital i'm okay you know everybody thanks for all the well wishes that's all you got to do well what i would say is if something happens to you

the first person i'm going to contact is ben secure ben shapiro security team because i feel like they yeah they need to like you know why because they knew about the charlie kirk thing first so i'm assuming anytime somebody dies oh well they are massad so so the first person i'm going to contact will be ben shapiro's security team just to so you know scott jennings is one i hate him like i fucking hate this guy scott jennings is the fucking token republican on cnn on that roundtable show where he's like oh actually israel's the best you know the basically i just covered most of what he talks about um this is him talking about mitch mcconnell uh this

morning uh before i did my radio show we talked for about 17 minutes you know he talked a lot about the situation with iran talked a little bit about ukraine and what's going on in europe uh i told him i've been to the teddy roosevelt library we talked a little bit about the history of the vice presidency and how roosevelt had transformed that uh in the modern presidency

okay so he received brain damage and he's just rambling because if you just got to talk to somebody everyone's think is dead for 17 minutes and you talked about for whatever reason iran is the first thing that came to mind then ukraine and then about the rosenville library yeah that

that is something that you that's a conversation you have because grandpa's brain dead and you let him keep telling your story because it makes him feel good well you're telling him the story well that's true yeah yeah because he's just laying there and you're going and then and then oh and then you know cousin harry you know he was doing you know how he can be and it's all just to make you feel good that person's gone yeah that person's already bye-bye they're gonna be bye-bye in the

forever box soon and it um i mean it was a you know it was a wide-ranging conversation i talked to him often i hadn't talked to him since he'd been in i'd gotten a few text messages from but i hadn't spoken to him so it was good to hear his voice voice yeah he got a few text messages from

it's good to hear his voice though strong and sounded like he was keeping up with the news to

First off, if that were me, you know what I would have done? I bet you what they did was they had one of these comedians that does impressions.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They just grabbed Mitch McConnell's phone.

It was Jackie Martlin.

Yes.

Jackie Martlin was doing Mitch McConnell. Who does the best Mitch McConnell impression? Does anyone do a good Mitch McConnell? I don't know. That's not one that a lot of people do.

Did you ask him how he was feeling? Who played him on SNL?

I said a good impression. So I'm not going to even look that way. SNL does not do – even the person that tries to do Tucker, it's bad. It's a bad Tucker impression. It's just a bad impression. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's probably a girl that does Mitch McConnell, some lesbian or something.

Mitch McConnell.

it was beck bennett a woman looks like no beck bennett was there's no way there's not there's

not a guy named beck except for i guess beck on on snl on snl that makes sense i guess there's

beck the musician but he kind of looks like a girl so it doesn't doesn't count beck's barely

a man uh this guy you're about by i sent you a photo this dude look look look how good it is

look at the photo it's perfect it actually is a bad okay do me a favor give me a video we're gonna move over right now to locals because we can't play it here because of youtube but we definitely can play it over on locals revenge of the sis.locals.com down below guys uh seven bucks a month wednesday show friday shows that's all you get you get you get that just for you guys and of course the podcast without any commercials and our movie riffs so uh