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In 2017, two men saw the world as we know it collapsing and formed a partnership with

that took the internet by storm. They continue that fight today against the masses and elites that brainwash us every day by not taking any of it seriously.

He's lesping! He's Pakistani! You're right, her husband wasn't fucking her because he was on some chatterbait site with fucking balloon tents. So she took it out on a fucking rover. And what happened was she saw him online one day chatting with somebody doing puppy play. She's like, that's it. No, you're right. So that's why she wants to criminalize all furry cons. Which is the only thing I agree with. And I'm sorry, you're asking for privacy. I'm the one who went to bed, woke up today, and you and your husband ball gag McGee's fucking pictures are all oversplatted in front of my timeline.

And some Mexican women hit the wall when a coyote shoves them into one.

Is it because they drew a tunnel? Oh, a different type of coyote. Sorry, I was thinking of the Looney Tunes.

What do you think that coyote was trying to do to that sexy roadrunner?

Oh, God, it makes sense. Kind of sell his body. Sexy, sexy roadrunner. They don't... Roadrunners, there's not much on the bones. Stupid sexy Roadrunner. There's some asshole on CNN in the back. You know I have an idea. Joe Rogan is kicking our ass. Theo Vaughn's destroying us. All these podcasters are fucking killing us. You know what I figured out? Everyone loves Joe Rogan. You know why? Why is that? Because he does a show from his office. What? Marsh. And I still mean this to this day. I want to be able to get GHP. It was a wonder drug. And then a couple of fucking gay people had to rape people. and all of a sudden whoa we can't have that a chance anymore royce i was a bully in high school so this job was really easy for me to transition into just because iranian women can't have only fans doesn't mean that i want to pay for interceptor missiles like you know those things

should never be connected saving civilization one dick joke and simpsons reference at a time Here they are, Mersh and Royce.

You know, I got to say, every time I hear that intro, all I can think of is this Royce guy is a real bummer. Bro, my computer, please do not crash. It's doing that thing like before it crashes. Oh, well, don't do that. You know what I mean? That's not good. We don't want it to crash. We're okay. Don't crash. Think we're okay. You're you're you're back over here. Yeah, you're good. You're good. Okay. Okay. Good Good good Panic panic. What can I call you? What can I all right? What can I close? Fuck good start zoom is not responding. It literally said zoom is not responding well it's also you're also roboting so that's good is it am i better now did that fix it i mean it's we're doing this for 20 years

i don't think you're gonna get any better by now no fuck off i meant like this is the fucking the fucking roboting oh no that's far is it still bad out of bed i mean i don't know if the audience can hear it might just be no you sound fine to me well i mean that's my melodious voice fuck off i don't even i can't even fucking computer hate my computer have you tried checking your settings go fuck yourself i'm just asking i'm trying to help i checked my settings oh well i don't know i don't have to tell you then i blame the jews hi everybody welcome that's still popular now is are people still I don't care. The Jew thing, huh? No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, really. Is that Ian Carroll guy or whatever? No, that's this other guy. I think now everyone's moved on to Indians for the most part. I think we're pretty much mad at them. Sweet. Yeah, we're mad at them, so I blame them for most things now. Hi, everybody. I like Jews, but smellier. No, that's not fair. That's not fair to Jews. I'm going to defend Jews here for a second. Jews are pretty clean. they are you ever been on a plane with orthodox Jews no no not those I meant like normal run of the mill Jews they count no I meant everyday Jews they still they fold them into the average Jews that are like doctors or Jerry Seinfeld Jews like that you know so what not all black guys are good at basketball but you see a black guy and you're going to pick guys for your team you know come on I would pick Jeremy Lin because I'm not racist because i believe in linsanity you'd pick a fucking 50 year old chinese man yes good luck he'll be doing my taxes do you know how shot his knees must be by yeah probably not great you'd be in bad shape yeah you know i saw this video once where it was like the the very worst basketball player of all time like he used to play for the phoenix suns like you know statistically the lowest a point scorer ever it's gotta suck to be that guy he was he was but he made some youtube videos where he went and played just some like some really fucking baller street dudes that thought they were fucking he beat the shit out of all of them which is like even the worst nba player is better than any average fucking basketball dude you know well that's why i always said i wouldn't want to if a guy fought in like not even ufc could have fought in pride or any of those organizations right and he could be 90 i watch bellator bellator same shit but like you could meet a pro fighter who's 99 and 1 right i still don't want to fight that guy like glass joe from mike tyson's punch out if he was a real person would kick the shit out of you i think i have

a chance against conor mcgregor after watching his last fight though i think i can take him i think i can't i think all you got to do is just not like let that first kick that first wild flailing kick connected listen you win hear me out here's what i do you've seen the movie i'm I'm assuming you've seen the movie Bloodsport, right? Obviously. Never heard of it. So you know when he throws that powder in his face? I'm going to do that, but it's going to be cocaine. Okay, I like it. It's just going to make him more powerful. No, he's going to corner me and tell me about his business idea and the octagon. Oh, there you go. You haven't tried proper 12. It's a great whiskey. No, it's not, Connor. Have you ever thought that? Have you had it? Of course I have. How is it? Average? Dog shit. Oh, it's bad. No, it's beyond bad. Who has better booze, Brandon Schaub or Conor McGregor? Are you going to make me say it? You've had both. You've had both. I need to know which one you pick. You're going to make me say this. Say Papa. Say it's Papa. Say Papa has better booze. Papa has a better whiskey. Wow, that's hilarious. I mean, by the way, he's not running away with the win. It's not like a fucking, you know what I mean? But it's better. yeah if you told me right now gun to my head i have to pick it's a tiger thick what is it tiger thick you nailed it tiger thick tiger cum whatever i would rather have that than the fucking proper 12 is proper shit is it that bad it's bad and i mean dude you know me i'll put away an irish whiskey even if it's a shitty one whatever if we're doing bro it is hands down the worst I wouldn't say the worst Irish whiskey I've ever had. It is the worst Irish whiskey I've ever had. Not out of a plastic bottle. That's marketed as a top shelf. Gotcha. Gotcha. It's horrible. And it's not cheap, right? No, it's like a same on Well, here's the thing. It's on priced on par with like Jameson but because it's so terrible, it's always on Thank you.

sale yeah and also by always on sale and also immersed you heard that merced he's gonna kick your ass conor mcgregor's your whiskey said shit he told he said that yeah tell conor mcgregor i

said and i quote it's on site oh wow okay okay and then he'll be like who bro bro i could sneak up on conor mcgregor while he was in a like while he was in rem sleep and he'd kill you and he would still kick the shit out of course he would he would still catch my fucking fist in midair and just break my neck yeah i know i know he's even with his torn acl right now

geez he made a video saying i'm gonna come back no you're not man can we can we stop done can we stop you shouldn't he shouldn't have come back this time yeah yeah no real i agree he

shouldn't have he like that last go around was embarrassing and he needed to fucking oh man this was this was you know how much he got for that fight how much guess 12 mil close you're actually

very close 15 mil he got 15 mil for that fight yeah i mean that's why you that's why you go out

there yeah you know how much max got how much four but max got four million to walk out there and not

even get one beat of sweat on him did he get any fight bonus he had to get a fight bonus or something right because he won no i mean still four look whatever i mean i get it and you have

four mil to walk out there and they go ding ding ding and you add a win to your record you don't even have to do nothing no no i i you're right no you're right fucking great and you know what did you hear about uh patty pimblet there's a video of patty pimblet backstage at ufc he had already fought that night and won and he was begging dana to send him out he was like send me out i'll fight max right now and dana's like we're not doing that that would have been awesome he was literally like yo somebody grab my vape i'll go out there and fight him right now it's the watermelon geek bar that one it's the watermelon geek bar that one's mine patty pimple can can sometimes be a very unlikable retard but sometimes his retardation saves him and you're like god i love him he was apparently like somebody said like the last way in he was just sitting there hitting his vape chilling and everybody else is like on these strict diets and stuff and he's like vaping he's

drinking like diet mountain dew i rules uh speaking of cool guys did you see fucking pete hexa tweeted this out he literally before i play the video let me just tell you what the title i

you said speaking of cool guys yeah he's cool you mean to say gay guys can i read his tweet

before you get all like judgy he said and i quote before i play the video he said i'll neither ask

nor tell he said the high t department of war at the department of war we have the most elite

warriors on the face of the earth and also the air force fuck you air force fuck you fuck you air force get wrecked suck a dick fly boys is somebody mad they're flying by wire is somebody mad they're flying by wire oh the air force you mean the thing that's been replaced by ai yeah i know I'm sorry

You killed a kid with a drone

Yeah I know you guys are all mad Looking up from your kill screens With your Xbox 360 controllers I was gonna say Oh you're a pilot where do you serve Next to the Chinese restaurant on the Publix

In the strip mall The unmarked building next to the post office

For no reason I have friends in the Air Force But fuck you Take that Air Force

Bro I've been literally It's now becoming a thing where almost At least 3-4 times a week I get shit because I've been going off On veterans

Everyone's calling them the chair force by the way They are

You know it's so funny every time I make fun of veterans Like 80% of my Nightwave audience That are veterans will fucking laugh And be like this is fucking hilarious And it's always the ones that never saw combat that'll start yelling at you and be like oh yeah yeah maybe a veteran will kick your ass for not being patriotic yeah yeah cool you change the windshield wipers on a hummer so calm down and then other vets in my chat will be like shut the fuck up poke that's awesome sounds good motor pool

no man most of the thing is we have a lot of fans that that are that are veterans a bunch you know we do but they laugh because they get humor and the ones that don't you're right they get like fucking so angry at you And they're never the ones that saw combat Like the ones that have actually had a grenade thrown at them Don't care that we're making fun of veterans

Because they know they could kill you with their bare hand They've done it

And you know why else they're not You know why the other reason they're not offended? Because I'm not throwing a fucking grenade at them They know the difference It's called perspective

Maybe the only grenade you'll throw is a fat chick If you need a wingman at him But that's about it That's about it

It always seems to be the guys Working the dragon cart By the fucking A-10 warthog That get the most offended

Yeah they do You will address me by my husband's rank Or my wife's rank My wife's rank

That's what I need I need to go find me a military bitch

By the way someone in the YouTube chat We're about to hop out of there Leave the pores alone But they said nobody's laughing but you two retards Actually Virgie's also laughing So that's three retards that are laughing, sir. But let me guess, you're in the Air Force, so you can't count. Oh, I got perfect 20-20 vision, dude. To sit in front of a computer screen, retard, shut up.

Yeah, you also have to be under a certain height, manlet.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't want to hear from these bottom guns. I just want to say something, and I actually, this is not a joke. i mean this 100 right now if you told me if i had to put money on a guy from the coast guard or a guy from the air force like in hand-to-hand combat i'm picking coast guard of course yes yes

their training is way more expensive not only that not only that most coast guards were really fucked up when they were young they were all the ones that like fucking they went into the coast guard and because they couldn't make it in school or whatever it's like you got to go to the coast guard we're gonna just ship you off so all fucked up in the head bro their training is oh yeah

retarded yeah actually bapa getting in the coast guard is harder than any like you have to have a higher ass fab than like a lot of other shit that's why i got i got a really nice fab ass

i know that's not that and that's why and that's why most coast guard people are white and that

in the swimming thing merce your sexlexia is acting up again it is oh god damn it i know i

told you to have to take the pill every day every day my brain always turns everything into something

horny they call him mike mike sex maniac sheely that's what they call him on the street they call me they call me sex guy guys that's that's you know it's getting too sexy let's head over to locals we got a whole bunch of shit we're gonna head over there revenge of the sis dot locals dot com down below seven bucks a month for today's show on wednesday show and then we can be off of youtube and see the stuff we want to say so uh it's in the description of the video hope