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Out of control teenagers taking over streets across the street. son travis is accused of killing her and today a judge ruled on whether he is actually confident

enough to stand trial in 2017 two men saw the world as we know it collapsing and formed a partnership that took the internet by storm within the department of homeland they continue that fight today against the masses and elites that brainwash us every day by not taking any of it Seriously.

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You're right. Her husband wasn't fucking her because he was on some chatterbait site with fucking balloon tits. So she took it out on a fucking rover. And what happened was she saw him online one day chatting with somebody doing puppy play. Oh, that's it. No, you're right. Those dogs are going to pay. So that's why she wants to criminalize all furry cons, which is the only thing I agree with.

And I'm sorry, you're asking for privacy. See, I'm the one who went to bed, woke up today, and you and your husband Ballgag McGee's fucking pictures are all oversplatted in front of my timeline.

And some Mexican women hit the wall when a coyote shoves them into one.

Is it going to say drew a tunnel? Oh, a different type of coyote. Sorry, I was thinking of the Looney Tunes.

What do you think that coyote was trying to do to that sexy roadrunner?

Oh, God, it makes sense. Trying to sell his body. Sexy, sexy roadrunner. Yes. They don't, roadrunners, there's not much on the bones. Stupid sexy roadrunner. There's some asshole on CNN in the back. you know i have an idea joe rogan is kicking our ass theo von's destroying us all these podcasters

are killing us you know what i figured out everyone loves joe rogan you know why why is that because he does his show from his office what marsh and i still mean this to this day i want to be able to get ghp it was a wonder drug and then a couple of gay people had to rape people and then all of a sudden whoa we can't have that at gnc anymore royce i was a bully in high school

so this job was really easy for me to transition into. Just because Iranian women can't have OnlyFans doesn't mean that I'd want to pay for Interceptor missiles. Like, you know, those things should never be connected.

Saving civilization one dick joke and Simpsons reference at a time. Here they are, Mursh and Royce.

Well, howdy, y'all. Hello there. Welcome, everybody. It's a Friday afternoon, and it's your boys, you know, Revenge of the Sis. You may have heard of us. I would hope you've heard of us, actually.

Otherwise, it's a local show, so, I mean, you've definitely heard of us. I mean, I hope. Man, imagine they didn't. That'd be weird. I mean, as long as they're paying, I don't really care. As a matter of fact, we want our locals the way, like, most gyms want to operate. We want you to pay and just never show up. Pay the monthly fee, and then don't show up or ask for anything.

and then we want to charge you such a small amount that when you stop showing up you also

kind of just forget is it even worth cancelling seven dollars a month no yeah no you know i just saw i while we were going live that um tyler vieira asked flock for an interview and they told him no that they will not do a sit-down interview with him they said they would do one but not on camera i'm not kidding you which is ironic considering very ironic can i can i uh can

i ask block something uh that might sound very familiar to them i mean if you've got nothing to hide what are you afraid of why are you afraid of the cameras if you've got nothing to hide

yeah i know exactly you're not doing anything wrong then what's the problem with the cameras yeah so uh yeah so i i don't know i i i i know that that uh they are not very popular right now considering there's just one tech startup dude that's also telling law enforcement how to operate. But anyway, it's a local show, so we're going to have fun today. It's Friday. I came up with a term. I call it Freaky Friday.

Did I get it?

Yeah, it's pretty cool. So what it is is like we both pee in the same fountain and then Jamie Lee Curtis and her daughter switch places.

And then I get to live inside of Lindsay Lohan's body?

I think.

Oh, not in the way you want to. No. Not like that. There's no way anybody would want to anymore. No, she's okay now. She's better. She is better. She is better. I'm not saying she's great. Look, I'm not. Linda Lohan.

Yeah, no, dog. She can still get it.

2026. I mean, I get it, right? But I mean, what? You know, she's. Okay, this is her most recent photo. I found one. I guess it's all right. What is she, like 40 now? 39, actually. What movie was she hottest in? And if you say The Parent Trap, I will call the police. I will call the police. I will call the police. Somebody always does that all the day. I'm just letting you know.

Okay?

God, I barely remember Lindsay Lohan movies. She's one of those where I remember her more than I remember any of her movies. Yeah. Right? I mean, she's one of those where we remember her antics. Yeah.

She did Mean Girls and then everything else was terrible.

Mean Girls. There you go. That's the one.

Everything after that, she was fucking terrible. so it's like you didn't like her be fully loaded yeah you didn't like rv no i like her real life

autobiography saudi fully loaded um remember the rumors of her when she fell on fucking hard times like she was like being paid like hundreds of thousands of dollars to like fuck like saudi sheiks and shit yeah yeah she was she was a boat yacht woman yeah i mean that's high end though i guess if you know think about it a movie star like you're gonna fuck the chick that was in mean girls like that's cool you know but you go what you didn't uh you didn't like freaky or friday no i didn't like freaky or friday which was there were both adults in this one yeah i think it's what it was is that that was one one's an adult and one's an octave one's elderly one's an elderly

woman they swap with and then they swap with like her daughters is that really what that is yeah no yeah no really that's a friday that's way too freaky that's too yeah it's too too freaky the

only friday i like is friday after next hell yeah that's the best of the friday movies friday after next because at that point they at that point they got so far away from the original movie i know it's my point it got it it turned into a looney tunes cartoon by that point it's amazing i swear to god like the the friday franchise is kind of like back rooms where every movie they swapped out a character with like a weird clone fucked up copy of a character like a memory of a character honestly the next right the second friday wasn't bad next friday was okay i'll be you know friday's the best i obviously but next friday wasn't even bad but by the third one it was like why are we doing this you know uh so and we have to do that watch that mob cop movie for sure like that's i am so in on that mob cop movie um so we we we got some uh we got this um all right so remember guys in a little bit here we're gonna go over to the local side and we head over to the local side uh it'll be a little bit more uh edgy a little bit gay okay yeah a little definitely more gay and here's what i'm gonna do here uh revenge of the sis dot locals.com down below so when we head over there you don't miss anything and we say whatever we want so mersh So you saw that sex pest. Graham Planner had to fucking drop out of the race in Maine. Yeah. Because he got me-tued by that fat woman. You mentioned that, yeah. So these are the people. Now they're under the gun, so they have an open debate for the people. Now let me just show you some of them.

It's already been done. And an act performs to protect against future assaults and ensure that all Mainers, not just the... I promise you, let it cook. Wealthy and provided with the education, job skills, health care, housing and other life enriching resources to thrive. I ran as I was told.

OK, this isn't the whole point I'm playing the video, but I didn't even see this guy. But this guy already looks like this fucking alcoholic dad who's like cheated on his wife's couple times. And he's like really on thin ice to stay in the house. So he's super nervous. Like, you know, he's super nervous. I was actually going to say he looks like that guy that's in like every TV show. remember agents of shield guy oh oh oh oh yeah um that guy who's the actor colson who's the guy

who played colson pesi yes colson oh in 2024 because i believe that washington was broken well you can imagine what i think now to fix washington we need to nominate the candidate for the united states yes yes

Yes, that's his name. He's a good actor. In other stuff, he's pretty good. Can I just say something? He's perfectly fine. He's good. You know what I mean? Everything he's in, he's good in. But he's never going to be a movie guy. Okay, let me put it. He never makes a movie worse. No, he's perfectly fine. I'll never go, man, he's great. You know what his nickname is? You know what his nickname is to all the directors and stuff? A good fit. yeah exactly he's a good fit he's one of those guys that was great but the moment he commanded more money after agents of shield i'd be like man he's not worth it no he's not worth that much

cancer man from x files yeah the cigarette smoking guy uh jay coke uh gave gave uh jay

coke gave some money and says royce please stop being mean to grok he's still young and he doesn't

know any better knowledge and experience uh most most sharply contrasts out with senator collins

having grown up in a working class family so this is the other one dickerson i am also the founder and an admin on the main aurora borealis watch page which we're on aurora borealis wow

located in your kitchen hey ma'am stop you've already struck oil can i see it

we've got about 80 000 people on there who depend on my space weather forecasting

some of you guys we could have a meteorologist in the senate might be on there but i do shit

about aurora borealis unless it has a fucking thc percentage next to the name yeah well um

excuse me super nintendo chalmers did did this yeah aurora borealis located right here in this debate room yeah yeah you know what they only show up when you're making steamed hams

i'm very interested in climate and oh god i hate her next president trump has done i don't think

you want to say that i don't think you want to say that this is a white guy for putting this

all together on such short notice um i'm not a career politician i'm a husband and a father raising 15-year-old twins alongside my wife, Beth, a nurse. Wife?

Okay. From Lubeck. SPLC Investigator says, Royce, please keep that bitch Grok in his place. Make him a gayer spick.

When I was in sixth grade,

my parents split. You are really torturing that poor robot. No, I'm not. Watch this. I bet you I'm not here. Check this out. Hey, Grok. Hey, Grok. How do I treat you?

just talk to me like i'm your drunk uncle no need to be polite or anything huh what you got for me yeah i forgot i left him on mexican i really like mexican grok is fun he's fun right okay keep me thereafter she was diagnosed with a terminal uh illness and i watched her go through numerous torturous treatments we need someone who's going to stand up for mainers and graham platner was right the system's rigged and susan collins has been a part of that system for nearly 30 years i'm going to fight on behalf of mainers

i'm a new generation sir i can already tell you it's not going to happen no leadership you have

you have a mousy energy next no party no don't say next next don't say next actually we have

i'm from farmington name okay come on i'd like to next revenge of the sis dot locals.com guys we're gonna keep watching this debate over there because i've we can't say things over here that we want to say we can't guys so revenge of the sis dot locals.com we will do we're gonna play this whole segment it's gonna be fun one more give me one more i hope you dumped it back you said next too many times you kept doubling down and i told you not to we'll see you over