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In 2017, two men saw the world as we know it collapsing and formed a partnership that

took the internet by storm. They continue that fight today against the masses and elites that brainwash us every day by not taking any of it seriously.

He's lisping! He's Pakistani! You're right, her husband wasn't fucking her because he was on some chatterbait site with fucking balloon tits. So she took it out on a fucking rover. And what happened was she saw him online one day chatting with somebody doing puppy play. And she's like, that's it. Those dogs are gonna pay. That's why she wants to criminalize all furry cons. Which is the only thing I agree with. And I'm sorry, you're asking for privacy. See, I'm the one who went to bed, woke up today, and you and your husband ball gagged McGee's fucking pictures are all oversplatted in front of my timeline.

And some Mexican women hit the wall when a coyote shoves them into one.

Is it because they drew a tunnel? Oh, a different type of coyote. Sorry, I was thinking of the Looney Tunes.

What do you think that coyote was trying to do to that sexy roadrunner?

Oh, God, it makes sense. Kind of sell his body. Sexy, sexy roadrunner. Yes. They don't... Roadrunners, there's not much on the bones. Stupid sexy roadrunner. There's some asshole on CNN in the back. you know i have an idea joe rogan is kicking our ass theo bond's destroying us all these podcasters are killing us you know what i figured out everyone loves joe rogan you know why why is that because he does his show from his office what merch and i still mean this to this day i want to be able to get ghp it was a wonder drug and then a couple of gay people had to rape people and then all of a sudden whoa we can't have that at gnc anymore royce i was a bully in high school so so this job was really easy for me to transition into. Just because Iranian women can't have OnlyFans doesn't mean that I want to pay for Interceptor missiles. Like, you know, those things should never be connected.

Saving civilization one dick joke and Simpsons reference at a time. Here they are, Mursh and Royce.

Heyo, and welcome everybody to the Wednesday edition of Revenge of the Sis. It's your boys. Hello. Every single one of the gay boys is here today. Mm-hmm. Even Virgie. Yeah, Virgie. Virgie, today the show starts at 4. Just a heads up. Heads up, heads up. Okay, I'll be back. No, no, no, no. No, Virgie, Virgie. Oh, you know what happened? He's started. It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Ah. Yeah. Hi. Welcome, everybody. Hi, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. You know, again, been emailing back with our friend Uwe Boll. Really cool dude, man. Really cool dude. He's been, every time Pessy makes a new short, he's been a collaborator on Instagram with it, so that's pretty cool. But getting some good views on it. So, shout out to our favorite German. He's our favorite German, right? Is there another German? Yeah, but I mean, is that bar very high? No, no, I'm not saying the bar's high at all. I'm just saying he's our favorite German. Yeah, he's our favorite German. Second favorite German. no don't we're not doing hitler stuff we're not doing hitler stuff okay favorite non-nazi german rommel shut up yeah he did rommel wasn't a nazi who's the one that made this the rockets oscar schindler all right all right fine a non-nazi i'll go werner herzog ah there you go good choice good choice i think mersh expected uwe bold to be like verner herzog and he just wasn't i kind of did i expected him to be a lot more aggressively german and he was

when you are working with An actor, you need to allow them to really showcase the talent.

Yeah. Okay. Hurry up there, Nazi. I loved, man. I was forced a few months back to watch that, you know, the Grizzly Man documentary.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah. I never watched it.

You had never seen that documentary? Oh, it's wild. It's fucking wild.

Oh, good. Yeah. It's wild. He's so weird in it. Yeah. like verner herzog's weird like he makes treadwell look normal yeah yeah he's the man he's

fucking rules i'll send you a doc to watch where it's literally literally about his working relationship with klaus kinski and how they'd constantly get in fistfights and pull weapons

on each other it's amazing well hi everybody today's a local show first 15 minutes are on the house but then we go behind the paywall so hopefully uh we'll see you there in a little bit

But for right now, President Trump is talking to reporters right now as he heads to a dignified transfer of U.S. soldiers killed in the Middle East. Let's take a listen.

You know what? I don't know. Well, they're going to pay a big price.

Oh, we evacuated one of our air bases in Qatar completely, FYI. Also, I like the way that he's getting it.

But, yeah, I mean, I don't know.

They're being decimated. Is that report inaccurate? Yeah, please.

What do you say to families of these fallen soldiers when Americans are wrongly against this war?

How do you ask that?

But Americans are against this war. How do you?

Well, Americans aren't against the war. A poll just came out. Americans don't want to have gasoline prices, but they're not against the war.

Well, see, sir, one comes with the other. Sorry, sorry. Go ahead, Mursh. I apologize. see we're getting the one because of the other like saying i don't want high gas prices is just another way of saying i don't want to invade iran look my girlfriend likes me she just doesn't like

me cheating okay no that's not basically it yeah i i just i can't i can't that just came out loud

and clear in a poll nobody wants iran to have a nuclear weapon you want i do i'm going to be the

first one to say that i think the middle east would be a lot more chill if iran had a nuclear weapon to be honest with you i think it'd be a lot more chill

brand to have a nuclear weapon you think it's good go ahead massey was the only republican

and then voted against basically merging me. Of course. So there's that. So fucking screwed. Now they get funded directly by the Pentagon, so they don't have to vote for their funding anymore. So then the next thing that's going to come out is it's going to be a bill to stop funding any foreign countries, including Israel, and a bunch of Republicans are going to vote yes on it to make it look like, look at what we did.

We're heroes.

But now they're going to get more money because they don't need to do four votes because they literally now are under the Pentagon umbrella. Yeah.

All I'm going to say is we love you. We love your child. And that's what they are to them. They're their children. There's no games, no nothing. That's their child. And all you can do is throw out your heart.

No, no, no. I'll tell you. There's more. I'll tell you what else you could do. Oh, there's something else you could do. This is really cool. Check this out. You could end this fucking war and take DL, you old fuck. We're so sick of this shit. For real. oh my god and the people and the fucking people and the fucking bootlickers and all these fucking loud mouths all these fucking loud mouth mega assholes who you know where people the worst people i was thinking about this the other day marsh and maybe you'll agree with me there's there's of course the lefty assholes they're annoying whatever like we've already know what they are right then there's the loud mouth mega people that support trump even though he completely lied to them they really bother me but the people that bother me the most are the loud mouth ones that try to play both sides and stay quiet during stuff like this they don't talk about kind of what happened at lives at tiktok right she was always talking about epstein epstein epstein epstein epstein and then the moment that she held up that fucking binder she you could she only talked that was like two times since that time and it was just in reference to something else because you just stay quiet they're the worst ones right they're the worst ones the ones that a opinion about everything but not about commingling the military well yeah because it's

but i mean this is what doing this the whole political influencer thing this is what happens your guy gets in and then you're very selective about the you cover right and by the

By the way, any people that help them, the guy get in and then.

Softly disagreed with Trump get primaried.

Yep.

You know, they get primaried. And also, Trump also full backing of Lindsey Graham's sister to completely replace Lindsey Graham. Not just temporarily, but to run into...

So what is the qualifications, other than you both came out of the same pussy?

They both suck dick. I don't know. Look, I don't know the qualifications, Mursh. I have no idea. But what I do know is that this three-week war has turned into a five-month war. Yes.

No, no, no. Can I correct you?

Yeah.

Because that would imply the war is going to end. It's five months with no end in sight.

Well, you know what? At least we're not going to do any war crimes.

This afternoon, President Trump is threatening to bomb a bridge or power plant whenever Iran attacks a ship in the Strait of Hormuz.

That's a war crime.

It's a war crime.

That's a war crime. To be fair, to be fair, Iran did attack a desatilization plant in Kuwait because we attacked one of theirs first, though.

Oh, so, yeah, clearly they're in the wrong.

Yeah, no, obviously. Obviously, they're in the wrong.

War crimes are gay. It's literally fucking war. It's retarded. The concept of war crimes is fucking stupid.

No, Virgie, you're thinking of the movie War Games with Matthew Broderick. That's gay.

Oh, yeah. Think about it.

Because Matthew Broderick is a gay guy. um yeah who got who killed somebody uh because he was getting roadhead in the uk that actually

is true you can look that up yeah the problem is is that oh hold on hold on a second hold on a second

uh i get to do this i forget what grok is now uh hey grok did matthew broderick kill somebody

with his car while he was getting ahead yes in august 1987 matthew broderick was driving in northern ireland with then girlfriend jennifer gray when he swerved into oncoming traffic and smashed head-on into a volvo the two women in the other car 28 year old anna gallagher and her 63 year old mother margaret doherty were both killed broderick was charged with reckless driving pleaded guilty to the lesser charge of careless driving and was fined about 175 dollars he has

said he has no memory of the crash no but like you didn't address the part about him getting head and after you say everything say day bow bow

no the crash happened while he was driving with his girlfriend jennifer gray in the car not while getting head day bow bow how do you know he wasn't getting head were you there i know because the official police report court records and every witness statement from 1987 all say he was driving normally with jennifer gray okay no no no hold on a second hold on a second

the only people that would know that would be jennifer gray and him there would be no other witnesses he was in a car think logically for a second wouldn't they lie about that

the police report and crash scene evidence show the car crossed the center line on a Because he was getting a bro-wee. With no other explanation given.

Yeah, and Jennifer Gray swallowed the evidence.

Jennifer Gray is in the passenger seat and has never claimed any sexual activity was happening. If they were getting head, it would have been an obvious detail in the investigation.

But how would they have known?

But it wasn't mentioned. How would they have known?

How would they have known? Brock is dumb.

In Matthew Broderick, in her defense, the real reason the accident was caused was because they were on the wrong side of the road. and see she's got a sharp tooth on the left that doesn't really like come into play when you're giving road head in america but in the uk because you're on the opposite side of the car

you know who needs to solve this jeremy clarkson he needs to just he'll figure it out like he's the fucking car guy so he'll go out there get road head and see if he crashes into james's car

we've been testing matthew broderick's car accident for eight hours and have come to no

conclusion all right sorry with the war i'm sorry people died as the latest from the white house including today's transfer ceremony for fallen service members president trump is taking part

in the dignified transfer ceremony of four u.s service members killed in recent days in the war

with iran we're going to honor them and uh one of the hardest things to do for me it's one of the hardest things to do as a president, but it has to be done. In a social media post this morning,

the president threatened to destroy an Iranian bridge or power plant each time Tehran shoots at a ship in the Strait of Hormuz. The U.S. military said it carried out enough. I don't think you're allowed to do.

that oh man oh you really thought this was going to be like venezuela didn't he really really did

he really was going to be easy in and out uh there's i got some more updates here on the tape brothers we got a whole bunch of stuff guys but we have to head over to the local side revenge of the sys.locals.com down below just click it just click it come join us we're heading over there right now uh it's just seven bucks a month it's in the description of the video and you get access to wednesday show friday shows in our movie i think we're doing a riff this from