Muse

What cracks me up the most too, you know, all these people get addicted to their little powerful jobs and then they just lord over everybody, but is there anything funnier than like a local city council person or like, not even the mayor, like the balls on you to be like, I'm a city councilman. None of that matters. Nobody cares. You are not a state senator with deep party secrets and blackmail on everybody, and you could take down half the party with you. You're a city councilman.

We will replace you with a kiosk. Let me tell you what you could do. You could try to open a dog park and then not open a dog park. That's it. Okay. That's all you can do. That's all you can do.

During a voluntary interview, a bear admitted to- Can you imagine?

You don't even get to propose the dog park. You just get to vote. It's like a 90s or like an 80s, 90s movies. I'm commandeering your vehicle. I'm a community. I'm a city councilman. What? You're not allowed to do that.