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well all right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a thursday edition of tbtl the show it just might be too beautiful to live my name is luke burbank i am your host coming to you once again and for the final day from los angeles california from the corner of sunset and wilcox in the office depot district we're bringing you a thursday edition of the program and we've got a good one for you lots to catch up on blurs days to celebrate and hellos to say to this young man the longest running cobra of the show may be best known for his depictions of the tall ships he is andrew walsh and he is joining me right now good morning my

friend good morning luke this is going to be hard to explain for the past like hour i've been going over this in my head i need to explain something to you that's going to make you groan and it's going to be too verbose because it is a little bit of dream talk but i was shocked by a dream you're so lucky i don't have my sound effects oh a dream catcher come to life is that what you

would want to play or one of those dream court however i feel oh oh i wasn't going to be mean this early in the show i was going to wait till later in the show to be mean yeah do i look like

a dream catcher came to life like a dream catcher came to life yeah you do all right i'll make it quick because I know people hate this stuff and this isn't even that good of one but I found it was interesting as far as you and I and our relationship are concerned because my dream was a kind of stress dream about broadcasting only it should have been your stress dream not mine in other words you were in my dream you were broadcasting I can't remember if you were doing the opening I think you were doing the opening of TBTL I don't know if I'm waiting for you to introduce me or maybe I'm just producing this episode and you're going solo But Luke, you're doing a terrible job I mean, awful And I'm on the sidelines thinking This isn't live Just start over But you refuse to start over And Luke, you know what your problem is? You're burping like crazy You won't stop burping As you burp your way through the introduction of the show And I'm just like This guy is really screwing this up I'm fine I wasn't stressed out This was not my problem This was your problem And you're just shoving forward Right through the burps And I'm just like, if I were him, I would restart So anyway, I feel like

I had a case of the repeats As we used to call it on this show

So I hope you had a nice dream last night Because I feel like I was taking on Your stress dream You should have been stressed, but you weren't

And you know what? I slept great And I think it's because you were like An empath You were like Somebody, and this could be you know, if this podcasting thing doesn't work out, this could be something you look into where you take on the stress dreams of the world. It's a, like, you know, you have very stressful dreams

so other people don't have to. It seems like the next logical step. I am always to a fault, a little bit too worried about the feelings of other people in the room when it's not even, I don't even have to be part of the conversation. It makes it sound like I'm a caring person, but actually there's a bit of psychosis mixed in there as well. I think I sometimes over emphasize that or let other people's experience uh kind of affect my own too much so i like the idea of me going around maybe it's a service maybe i take some of those stress dreams that's what i'm saying plates yeah like for for monetary like i could sell this you think oh i think there's

a good buck in this listen if people are paying for crystals if people are paying uh to have you know their fortunes told to them i think there could be a people are paying to um you know hear what their loved ones who have passed away are saying from the other side i think you could definitely probably uh you know run a pretty savage burn on some folks where you promise that you will have very stressful dreams so that they can be footloose and fancy free

Hmm. Okay. I don't like the way you said burn. I was going to approach this with sincerity.

I see. So you think that there's a way you can actually do this. I just thought...

Well, I did it for you.

What I heard was a good scam. And you know me, I'm always listening for a good scam.

I want to provide an actual service. No, no. If I can't do it, I'm not taking anybody's money on this. Anyway, what's going on with you in the real world down there in Tinseltown?

well um i went to a very and i mean very hip restaurant with my daughter to celebrate her birthday early and i had kind of alluded to this on on the show the other day about how like as i was reading about the place and critically trying to get a table at the place i was i was and looking at it on google street maps i was like i don't know if this would be for andrew it was it's this It's a pizza place, actually, called Quarter Sheet, and it is apparently the place to go in Echo Park. First of all, it started with me taking a Waymo down Sunset from where I'm staying in Hollywood down to Echo Park, almost directly past my old house. And you want to talk, we've been talking a lot about nostalgia on the show and that it's your most powerful drug. boy was it a nostalgia hit for me to just sit in the back of a driverless vehicle and note the places along sunset that are now different things from when i lived here and all i think was thank god there's no human in this car to have to listen to me go wait they

turned that into a what i thought i was sincerely wasn't sure if you had gotten misty-eyed if you're gonna say nobody was in the car to see you gently weep

you know i for once i wasn't in a crying mood but i was like oh patra burger uh lucy's laundromat there the burrito king was still there or as i called it cocky donkey because the logo for the burrito king there at alvarado and sunset was like a very a donkey that i think looked like it was a little bit too confident yeah so i was happy to see that that was still there but anyway so i take the the waymo down by the way the waymos are i have mixed feelings about this the waymos are cheaper than the lyft or the uber but i know it's just because we pay robots less than people i think it's well yes and i think it's also because they are they're artificially lowering the price meta or whoever it is who runs waymo i think it's meta they're artificially like they're basically pulling a walmart right they come into the marketplace and like as if you thought that like if you me feeling bad for uber and lyft is like me feeling bad for the minnesota police because of how bad ice is you know it's like oh it's not like uber and lyft are exactly uh you know pillars of the community from a business model and how they treat their drivers but i think what waymo is doing is deliberately under cutting the prices so that people like me will start taking waymos i think the waymo to where we met for dinner was maybe like $14. And I think a Lyft or an Uber was going to be more like $30. So it's a cheaper option at this point. But I also know that all I'm doing is helping run the other ones out of business so that Waymo eventually can charge me $100 for this journey. Kind of the Amazon situation,

right? I mean, didn't Amazon run at a loss for a long, long time, but it worked. And now it's

impossible to find things in the real world. Yes. And I'm doing that to myself as I sit in the back of a robot card. I will tell you this also. The temperature was exactly where I left it last time I took a Waymo three months ago. 68 degrees with a 50% chance of rain. Always. Always. I know that's not complicated. I just have an account now with Waymo, and it just remembers that. Again, that's not even an interesting party trick for a robot to do, but I find it endlessly.

Oh, I haven't experienced it. Comforting, in a way. Yeah, I'm sorry to cut you off. I haven't experienced it, but I don't think you have to explain why that seems fascinating and comforting. I'm fascinated by that, too, and I've never even experienced it. It's those small things. Yeah, like I got in, I was like— Didn't you sort of leave your playlist in the same place, too, if you plug in your Spotify or something?

Well, oh, yeah, totally. I mean, and once you've logged in, you know, you're—so I had taken a number of these vehicles, and I'd never— much like we were talking about with the Jimmy Johns. somehow i didn't want to like log my spotify into waymo for some reason i don't know why but i finally did and now it remembers i don't have to re-log in and it will literally pick up on the song that i was playing the last time i was in there it's it's it's quite incredible um which by the way the song was los angeles by the band big thief and um i said i wasn't crying earlier andrew but that's a miracle because that song is a as are many of the songs from big thief that's an almost auto cry for me regardless of what my mood is it just absolutely

does me in. And I was in Los Angeles, which is kind of gilding the lily. But I get down to my old stomps of Echo Park and we get to the restaurant. And of course, there's a crazy line and we couldn't get reservations. So we had to do like the walk up and they put us on the list and they were nice about it, but it was like going to be an hour. So we just kind of wandered around Echo Park a little bit. And the whole time I'm just having this feeling of like, this is going to be a lot of hassle for this is not going to be a great ROI first of all it's a pizza place second of all it was something about the exterior of the building it just has a very rudimentary sign that says pizza maybe it's because I'm the son of a sign painter but it almost seemed like they were being intentionally unappealing in the like like we're so hip and cool that we can have a sign that says pizza on our on our very unassuming looking restaurant that we know is kind of not even really selling the sizzle of this place if that makes any sense sort of I mean

it sounds maybe I'm not picturing right it sort of sounds cool to me to be honest with you and I'm not trying to be contrarian here but I could see a place that is that I like have one of the things I always kind of liked about LA was now this is not one of those places but like some of The old charms of L.A. are just sitting around sort of not fetishized in a certain way. Does that make sense? Some of the old school businesses or whatever. So if there was a new business that sort of led into that being like, well, we're not going to be super fancy about this. It's just sort of an old school pizza sign. I don't know. But I might be picturing it differently than what it looked like. Is it trying too hard? Is it like back in the early 2000s when guys were messing up their hair very carefully?

Well, that's kind of what I assumed was going on. Because, again, so Addie said, hey, why don't we go to this place, Quarter Sheets? I've been trying to go for a while. Everybody's talking about it. And it's also in the – did you ever go to Little Joy, that bar when you lived in Los Angeles? You guys were in Koreatown. You might not have gotten over to Echo Park way much. But it's like Little Joy to me is the ultimate Echo Park hipster locus. It's just – it's extremely cool, and I put that kind of in quotes. And every time I went there, I felt like I was not cool enough to be in there, even though it's like a total dive. But so this is around the corner from that place, Little Joy. And I think when I was looking at it on Street View and I saw how, again, they just had a very simple sign that said pizza. I was already like I was already forecasting this whole thing. I went to the website and they said reservations open up 14 days in advance of the day that you're trying to make your reservation. It was one of those kind of things where it was like, on Instagram, we're going to put out some geo-coordinates. And if you go to those exact coordinates, you will find a key. And that key will open a door somewhere in the neighborhood, and then you will be allowed to stand in line at a crypto ATM. And if you enter in some kind of crypto code, we'll put you on the waiting list to have some of our pizza. This was what was going through my mind as I was trying fruitlessly to make a reservation, as I was looking at the pictures, as I was being told when we got there, it was going to be an hour plus before we could sit down and have some pizza, even though we got there really early for one of the walk-in appointments, as it were. and Andrew when I tell you we got seated and they brought out some salad and they brought out some pizza and they brought out some little birthday cake for Addy it was the best meal I've had in probably 15 years it was absolutely phenomenal what made it so good well this sounds like such a simple thing but the salad was dressed perfectly I'm a big salad orderer and generally speaking most salads are overdressed in my experience it's just like every once in a while there's not enough dressing on the salad in fact Becca and I went to a vegetarian place in Portland um last weekend which I was very excited to go to um and it was the opposite the salad was just almost it was like they just waved some salad dressing over it I think without opening the bottle um this was this was just like the perfect amount of dressing also you know there was basil in the salad so it was um I guess you would call it sort of sort of a caesar set not wasn't a caesar salad it was a little gem you know how popular the little gem salad is these days i don't know if i do but okay really you i feel like in most restaurants now particularly ones that are a little bit fancier you'll see like gem salads i feel like have been a big deal for the last couple of years you know it's just

kind of um what's the um what's the kind of of lettuce romaine lettuce that you'll buy like the big yeah you know three like romaine stalks i love that yeah but like little gem is just a it's a romaine but tiny it's the veal okay it's the veal of romaine in that it's not been allowed to fully live its life it's just been plucked at the exact tenderest moment and then put into a salad it's it's very popular these days but um a lot of times you know you get that and again it's a little overdressed or there's some kind of weird thing in there that's not to my liking this was just perfect there was basil in the salad and it was so good i can't remember the last time i got a full basil leaf in a salad

Yeah, I'm trying to, the flavor profile seems interesting. I love basil, but mixed with greens, I'm having trouble picturing it.

I had never had it before that I can remember, and it was phenomenal. I feel like I'm going to start putting basil in more of my salads. In fact, there was like, I was eating a lot of this salad, and I realized how much I liked the basil. And then I was doing that really great parental move where I just go in and get every single leaf of basil and pull it out, thus depriving Addy of it. just being like um i'm gonna go ahead and pick out all of the good stuff from the salad but anyway

salad was really amazing we have a rule ma'am we have a rule that one person can take all the basil out of the salad all the loaded basil all the loaded basil it's a rule yeah um it was weird

the server came over and told me that right after addy had visited the restroom yes those may have been related events but anyway the salad was great i'll say this about the pizza the pizza was really good pizza in my experience is always really good like and you know there's a range there's little caesars or something all the way up to um you know grimaldi's in new york or something but like it was very good pizza i really loved the salad the dessert it was it was a cake it was literally listed as a birthday cake the reason that i was initially skeptical was because this is another big thing in the world of cake right now which is olive oil cake have you seen this No, I have not. When is the last time you ate out? I feel like this is where we're...

Probably not in a while, honestly.

Yeah. So, like, I don't think I've ever had a piece of cake or a baked good that is having olive oil as an ingredient, but it seems weird to me.

Wait a second, hold on. You just said that I haven't eaten out in a while because... I thought you meant to say that olive oil cake was a very popular thing that I am missing out on.

No, I mean, it is a very popular thing. I would say generally I have assumed you're not missing out on it because I have always thought it seemed gross, but I actually ordered it because it was Addy's birthday. They brought it out, by the way, with a candle in it. It was very cute and it was delicious. I mean, I don't know if this was the best olive oil cake that's ever been made. I don't know if all olive oil cake is actually pretty good. I've always just found it to be an example of like cake was fine. Like I didn't have a problem with cake generally. I never, I was never eating a piece of cake thinking if only this had more olive oil in it, you know. But I guess my point about this place, Four Sheets, is that, no, not Four Sheets. That's what you were later. Exactly. And during, no, whatever the place is called that I don't have right in front of me now on my computer. Quarter Sheets. Quarter Sheets. See, my brain, Andrew, is able to convert quarter into four just like that. I don't even need a calculator or anything else. but um anyway it was a really delicious meal and it was actually and addie and i were going on and on about it afterwards like that was one of those rare moments where something is totally hyped up and then it actually was really good and really delivered so i do know what you mean about i'm

looking at the outside of the building and stuff and it's like the sign itself it's not it is very unassuming but it's they took a huge white sign and then just wrote pizza in the upper right hand corner of it slightly askew as if it were a mistake which i actually i don't totally hate that but it is a little like it's like it's not just an old simple sign it is a sign that is opposed to disrupt your sense of of uh you know symmetry i guess is the word i'm looking for and it's kind of a i i will say this i it looks like once you get in it's it's a place that i would enjoy but i really do hate the feeling i'll just never go to a place where it makes you feel like they're doing you some sort of honor by accepting your reservation you know what i mean like that's that's just not me so i know what you mean that feeling you had leading up to it that's a bad feeling for me i'm just always like no i'll go i'm very much like the early onset grumpy guy who will not wait from portlandia i believe who will not wait for brunch like can you just get brunch

somewhere else yeah i was definitely have suffering from some some early onset kind of Just, you know, thinking this is going to be really frustrating. And in fact, once we were there and seated and once we were eating the food, I was like extremely pleased with the whole experience. So that was my night. Now, I wrote something in the show sheet today that you said to me when we were dialing up, you thought I was razzing you. And I really wasn't. There was, I guess, a little bit of a miscommunication or misunderstanding. I was sort of under the miss.

impression or whatever that you were maybe going to go to the seahawks uh super bowl party yesterday you had mentioned it very in passing the parade but then you parade i should say and then you said uh no i actually ended up deciding not to go but i could talk about why i didn't go so i was curious what was it about the the thing that ultimately seemed kind of like not appealing

to you well of course i had mentioned to you on the show uh last week or something that i've never been in seattle for one of the you know seahawks superbowls win or lose i was in la for both of those years and so uh when i realized oh there's gonna be a superbowl parade and people in my in our friend group and mar friend group that's mine and yours people in mar friend group yes we're talking about going and i was like oh i mean first of all i never really considered like going with them no offense but you know it's the middle of a work day i just sort of figured well i live in the city i could hop on an e-line and i guess just like sort of see the hullabaloo but i i can't explain it when i first mentioned it or when it first flashed through my brain i was like i pictured it like i would like to observe this but not be of this sort of like this is happening in my city i love my city i love it when things are happening in my city and i was like oh yeah that'd be interesting to see but then when i there were several things going on i had some scheduling thing in the afternoon that i could have worked around if i was more motivated i had some issues with my ankle, by the way. I don't know what's going on with my ankle. It's much better today, but it would have been pretty rough yesterday even if I had really wanted to go.

If you don't mind me asking, is it the arthritis stuff?

It's green. No, you know, I don't think it is, but I think it's got to be maybe related to it because I never had these issues before I had that arthritis, but I talked to my doctor about it and he thinks it might be something else, but we don't know exactly what it was, but it was bad yesterday. It might be, what do you call that thing? I know that you and Kamara Kev both had it, but I'm not athletic. I don't know if that makes a difference, but swag? No, plantar fasciitis. Here's my deal. Oh, yeah. I don't know. It hurts really bad. It hurts around my ankle, though, and I know it's supposed to shoot up through the bottom of the foot. It does hurt in the bottom of the foot, but I feel like I'm carrying a lot of the pain on my ankle, which those things could be related.

I think it can strike anywhere. At any time. At any time. I think you need to see whoever Nick Imanwari saw after his ankle injury because he looked just fine in the Super Bowl. Can we get some treatment on that? Andrew's dealing with an ankle.

Yeah, Andrew has an ankle. Some say he has too. Andrew has an ankle. That's right. I'm still convinced that when these football players are suffering from an injury like that, but it's really, really important that they get healthy, I think they just clone them and make healthy versions. I believe that happens in the Stephen King book, maybe even the running man. Anyway, yeah, I did have that. But I mean, listen, if this were if I were really, really motivated, I don't want to make it sound like I was limping around a bit yesterday, but I feel like, well, if it was something I really cared about, maybe I would have pushed through. But here's here's the deal. And I don't want to be rude about this, but I was just keeping it as an option in the back of my head, like totally like I can wait until the last minute. And if I'm feeling it, hop on an e-line, head somewhere, almost anywhere into the city, and I'll probably get close to the crowds, you know. i woke up and i'm thinking about it and i thought oh yeah the the bus line or the bus there will be pretty crowded i thought yeah and they'll probably start that chant see hawks and then i thought wait i hate that chant and and by the way it's just almost any sports chant you know like when i rooted for cleveland if people started doing the dog barking thing i hated it even more maybe And then I'm like, oh, wait, I'm if I go to this parade, it's like everything I don't like about a sporting event without the sports. It's the crowds. It's the chance. It's the I can't navigate the bus the way I usually do because everybody's on. It's like, but there's no game. There's nothing that I'm fighting for. I'm just there for you.

You don't want to see a mildly drunk Sam Darnold. You only see Sam Darnall on his seventh McUltra.

So anyway, that is a little bit, it sounds a little bit negative, I suppose. I got to say, I love that people love it. Like I was, you know what I did though? I had some, like I mentioned, I sort of had, I had to pick something up on the more the eastern side of the city, not like Bellevue, but like, I was talking to you off air about this. Somebody I volunteer with lives over. What is it? It's past Wedgwood. What is past Wedgwood?

It's, well, I think you were mentioning Hawthorne Hills.

Is that it, the one that's like, it's kind of built around a circle plan, sort of, if you look at it on a map, there's like a big roundabout in the middle of it? I thought it was something heights.

Well, you had mentioned to me the other day Hawthorne, well, like near Bryant, near Sandpoint. Yeah, we're getting to it.

yeah south of sandpoint exactly yeah so anyway um all of that is to say i had to i had to go over there i'm now i'm you're yeah yeah hawthorne hills is exactly what i was thinking of sorry it didn't sound familiar to me um but anyway so somebody i know has a house over there i had to get over there by one-ish or two-ish which would have been a little bit difficult uh with the with the parade um if i had tried to attend and do both of these things but what i did was i drove around that part of the city it's like the parade drew everybody like a magnet like shavings to a magnet the parade

drew put a little van dyke beard on the city and then yes you went up to the upper forehead area

and the rest of the city was mine i was driving around there was no traffic at all and so like i actually took care of tons of errands running around and i stopped a little diner that's like the opposite of what you're talking about. There was a little diner, though, that was in Ravenna for the longest time, for like 62 years, called the Varsity Inn, the Ravenna Varsity Inn. There's also one in Wallingford. But they closed. I was like, you know what? I'm in this area. I'm going to drive home. I'm going to get my steak and eggs. They used to make a great steak and eggs. Permanently closed. Couldn't reach a deal with the landlord, Luke, after 62 years.

I saw that in the Seattle Times a bit ago.

So anyway, I went down the street and I was like, well, I should support this other little restaurant, Bryant Corner, I think it's called. The Junior Varsity Inn.

It's not as good, but definitely give it a couple of years.

Yeah. I went to the intramural. Oh, that would have been funnier if I hadn't stumbled on the word. Anyway, are you familiar with the Bryant Corner Cafe? It's maybe kind of a similar vibe.

I don't think I am, actually. I don't know if that was there when I lived there.

Just a few blocks away from their family-run little place. uh had a little egg scramble read read a writer a baseball writer named um i i can never remember how to say her name even though she's a podcaster to a katie presser is that how i think you say her name outlook landing is the publication and she wrote this most amazing kind of um if not a attribute more of a just sort of introspective piece about Victor Robles and his issues last year when he got injured and then in his rehab assignment kept getting hit by the same pitchers over and over and then ended up getting suspended because he reached a point where he threw his bat at the pitcher which you really cannot do they take that very seriously but he had also Victor Robles is dealing with a bat he's yes he the pitcher was dealing with a bat coming at him But Victor Robles, I had forgotten this part, had lost his mother kind of during this period as well. And I guess Katie Presser, and I think I'm getting that name right, if not, those who know, my apologies. I didn't realize that she had lost her dad recently as well. And she wrote this unbelievably beautiful piece in Outlook Landing that talked about grief and grieving and what it did to her and how that made her look at the Victor Robles thing differently. But it was just like, and I'm sitting there eating this egg scramble. I'm looking at, I'm getting updates on my phone about what's going on on the parade route. I'm reading this piece and I'm weeping silently over my eggs, but it was not. I know that sounds sad, but it wasn't. It was, it turns out like I got in the car later and, you know, I'm like paying attention to the parade coverage. And people are like, this is going to be a, this is going to be just a day that all Seattleites remember. And I'm like, yes, but mine was different. But it was still a very beautiful day, and I know that that sounds like a very sad scene, but it wasn't. I wasn't, like, openly weeping. I just meant I was getting a little misty-eyed while I'm reading this thing. But having, like, a very nice, very simple little breakfast scramble on a beautiful, beautiful day in a quiet part of the city while everybody else is at the parade. So I know it doesn't make as good TBTL content, but that's what I did, and I've got to be honest with you, no regerts.

We all celebrate the once-in-a-lifetime Super Bowl victory differently.

Yeah, I wrote because I saw because she had posted it to Blue Sky, and I was like, well, while everybody else is celebrating, I'm crying over eggs over here, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Not only did you have to go to a different part of the city than everyone, you had to go to a different sport than everyone.

Yeah, grief. Everybody's over in football.

Let me go visit baseball right now.

It was great. I mean, I don't read physical newspapers anymore, but it's the absolute equivalent of taking your newspaper, sitting in a diner, using the ketchup bottle to prop it up. I just love those moments, and now it's on my phone. But I just sat down. I didn't really have a care in the world and just was reading, and this popped in front of me, and it was great. And it was just a very, very nice morning. But I guess more to the point, yeah, it sort of sounds like you, me and John had a bit of a miscommunication that. maybe we rescheduled something on the assumption i was going to this parade i thought we were rescheduling because of your work schedule in la i didn't realize that there was um because i just had a fleeting moment like well maybe i'll go to that parade but i ended up not doing it but again i honestly had a memorable day and it sounds really sad now that i described that one little

moment of it but it was actually quite great you know i'm it's funny i'm giving you some grief about this but i'm if i were in seattle i think i would also be on the fence about going to it because not for exactly the same reasons but because i've never i mean on the one hand i've i mean i guess i lived in seattle when they beat the broncos so i guess i could have gone to that one too like i don't know there's it's very weird it's there's something about just standing on the side of the road with a bunch of drunk people waiting for you know like a float with the Seahawks to go by that I don't know it doesn't feel I know it's meant to be celebratory somehow

it doesn't scratch that itch for me yeah I don't know why it doesn't it doesn't bring me I don't like that part of it you know I mean you won't even wear a Seahawks shirt to a Seahawks game right like you're aren't you sort of anti like you won't wear a Mariners head to a Mariners game like I can't see you getting down with going downtown and do being part of a Seahawks chant I mean, it's the last thing I can picture you doing.

Well, it would it would need to involve copious amounts of alcohol. I mean, that's the I mean, that's that's really the true story is like if if if it were, you know, if I decided like this is going to be rolling thunder today, like I'm going to be day drinking, you know, on on what on, you know, Mercer. I don't know where it ended up. I guess it probably ended up obviously at the at the field itself.

But like it started it started more there and then it moved north past the market and then it ended, I don't know, a few blocks north of the market, I think.

Oh, OK. Yeah, I guess if I would have decided like this day, like like with a lot of things, it's like it's it would be kind of boring to me if I wasn't probably like very inebriated, you know, which is something I'm trying to not be doing at 11 o'clock on a Wednesday anymore. So that it would have kind of it would have sort of invalidated the whole thing for me, I think.

Yeah, I mean, I guess now that you put it that way, if there was some scenario where you're up here and you're like, hey, let's do a TBTL thing. And you and I decide we're going to maybe rock some hip flasks or something like that and have a little fun. But like that just was not that I had to get back here afterwards to meet the workers who had to fix something on our hot water tank. You know what I mean? It just was not that kind of a day. It would have been like kind of stopping my day to go rah, rah, rah, and then come back home to reality. It just didn't sound good. Like I say, I put up with the crowds when I go to baseball games because I really enjoy watching the baseball games. But can you imagine me getting on the bus, going all the way down to Pioneer Square, going through the crowd, getting into the stadium, just sitting there, everybody cheering? But there's no game, just cheering and then going home and being like, I did it. That was what the parade felt like to me. It sounds like I'm denigrating the idea of a parade. I'm not. I'm so happy for the city and the people who do it and enjoy it. Just it's not for me.

um i learned something about my mother yesterday and this involves sports gear and i didn't learn about it from talking to my mother i learned about it by talking to somebody else from philadelphia pennsylvania so i was on the set of the tv show ncis which they have an entire like if you pull up to it just looks like an office park in valencia it's right in the shadow of Magic Mountain, Andrew, and it is just this giant, I mean, maybe it started out as an office park, I don't know, but now it's just all of these sort of buildings, office buildings that have been hollowed out and turned into sound stages, and the only thing that gets made there is NCIS. I did see Gary Cole, the actor who plays Lumberg on Office Space, the I'm-Gonna-Need-You-To-Work-This-Sunday guy.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Very fit in real life. Upsettingly fit. I don't want to live in a world where Gary Cole is super duper fit.

I always picture him as kind of a slender guy, a tall, slender guy.

I guess, but I mean, I think of him as Lumberg. He's wearing a kind of a blousey shirt, I think with suspenders. He was wearing a tight-fitting shirt, and he was going somewhere to be NCIS, and he just was... I'm not ready for badass Gary Cole yet. I still want him to be office space Gary Cole, but anyway, and so I was up there, and we were doing some interviews with some of the actors on the show, and some of the show's creators and writers, and there was a guy, because this is like a huge operation, and everyone's on radios, and oh, by the way, if I do not know how I would survive working on a Hollywood set, or how I would, let me put it this way, I don't know how I would stop myself from probably taking in an additional 20,000 calories a day, because the constant... presence of craft services i have this scarcity meant i know that you and i talk about when like we work in an office and they're like there's donuts you and i are not the people like running headlong to the donuts in fact i kind of tend to not but um there's something about the way that there's just constant it's an avanti market andrew but a hundred times better and it's all free

wait and there's a person market if you can believe it sir if you can believe it it's like

just anything your heart desires any any type of soda any type of water any type of coffee iced coffee any type of sandwich you want and by the way all of this is happening in between the times when there's the actual meals which are themselves amazing like okay we're breaking for lunch and then you go over to some other trailer where or some area where they've set up this like incredible spread of food you know like pasta and this and that and the other thing but in case your heart has any small food related desire in between these meals they're serving you can then go over to this other place and they'll just give you any kind of snack or make you anything that you possibly could think of it's just and like i kept leaving we were waiting you know for people to come into these interviews we had it all lit in this special room but every time there wasn't a person there i would just find myself walking back out to craft services to get another bag of sun chips or something like it was something about the fact that it was free they had gum they had mentos gum they had tic tacs like you know what it was more like it was it was more like a hudson bookseller minus the books with more snacks and you can just have as much of any of it as you want but there was a guy whose job it was to be on the radio and kind of coordinate i guess maybe he was technically security but really what he was doing was going and sort of like he was like, okay, so-and-so is five minutes out. He'd get a call on his radio that was saying so-and-so was going to be there in five minutes, so we should get ready. Sometimes he'd go get the person, but he was wearing a Philadelphia Eagles pullover. And we had some downtime, and I said, oh, hey, are you an Eagles fan? He goes, oh, yeah. And I go, are you from Philly? He goes, yeah. I go, my mom's from Philly, and, you know, I feel very connected to the city. He goes, oh, whereabouts? And I said the name of the high school my mom went to, and he goes, oh, yeah, I used to DJ there all the time. So we were connecting over Philadelphia, and he goes, what team do you root for I go well the Eagles are my backup team but mostly I'm Seahawks he goes what why aren't you wearing any Seahawks gear and I go I don't know what the Super Bowl a couple days ago he goes no no in Philadelphia we call it celebration week and like when the Eagles win the Super Bowl everyone is wearing he was the Eagles didn't even go to the Super Bowl this guy was wearing Philly's Philadelphia Eagles gear and he was like no no we all wear Eagles gear all week after they win the super bowl that's just what you have to do and i was reminded of the fact that my mom is constantly berating me for not wearing seahawks stuff like my mom was the other when i saw my mom before the not the nfc championship game but the game before that the one we all watched at the eagles together i swear my mom was wearing i think a construction vest like a vest they give you if you're working on like a road project and it was on top of every other thing she was wearing was like a seahawks like a seahawks t-shirt with like seahawks sweats or something or leggings and i think she had put on this construction visor vest because it was vaguely the color like it was vaguely the color of something the seahawks would wear on the field

but it was not it was not seahawks branded i think it was literally like for a construction site yeah so that's my visibility type it was like high visibility gear that just reminded her of a thing maybe the Seahawks color rushed one time yes right and but so that's where my mom is at like she there's nothing that makes her happier than it being the Friday before a Seahawks game so she can get on Seahawks stuff or the day of or probably the week after but this it appears is a Philadelphia

thing I've just learned well Genevieve said something and I'm struggling here because I can't remember she said I don't care if you say this on the show or if she said specifically don't say this do not under any circumstances i'm being kind of serious i know i can't imagine her being i can't imagine her being like um shy about this but she genevieve did go to the parade yesterday

i don't know if you care oh that's why you were avoiding it the old ball and chain was at the

parade like i can't go and have fun no i uh no genevieve went but she was at work and then she went from work to meet up with some other people um we have friends who work for a conservative radio station which is just so funny that genevieve ended up being at the kvi tent um is that

yes right did she have to go spend the same amount of time at the kow tent kind of a carbon offset

hey kow is not the progressive equivalent of kvi they are fact-based journalism did she have to go to the pacifica tent yes thank you they had to go to the amy she went to the amy goodman tent Got an Amy Goodman sticker

No, but she did go to the parade, and we were kind of in touch via text. And then she came home, and I'm like, oh, how was the parade? She said, I don't mean this as an insult, but Seattle just doesn't have the same energy as other cities when it comes to this stuff. She said it a little bit more succinctly than that, and I'm not protecting her. I just can't remember exactly how she said it. But she was basically saying, like—

They did damage a priceless pergola, Andrew. So we have that going for us.

Oh, really? Was there damage? I didn't know that.

Yeah, did you see that in the paper this morning? No, I didn't. I guess they broke some pergola, like in Pioneer Square or something.

Oh, well, that's kind of what I said. Teasingly, I'm like, what? Because, you know, Genevieve was in Boston. Let's see, she would have been in Boston, yeah, for 2014, right? That's when they finally won the World Series. I'm playing fast and loose still. If I'm wrong about that, everybody understands what I mean in spirit. Please don't correct me. It disgusts me. But you know what I mean? Like, she lived in Boston. I mean, and you would see things like when. Cars on fire. You would see, yes. And I even said to her, I'm like, well, what? You wanted to see more couches on? I said, did you think that it lacked energy because of the number of people there? Because they didn't have to grease the poles like they do in Philadelphia? Literally what I said. Or because people, did you want people climbing the poles and burning couches? Because when, I'm trying to think there was some sort of college, I don't know if it was a college football playoffs or what it was. But I remember, like, some university that she worked with or worked for, I think Northeastern, she had to deal with. Oh, it wasn't Dartmouth? Yeah, no, I know it wasn't Dartmouth. They were able to hold their chill because it's chilly up there. But I remember at Northeastern, like, literally, a team wins, couches burn. A team loses, couches burn. I was like, did you want more mayhem? She's like, no, it's just I can't explain it. It just doesn't have kind of the same energy as other cities. And I did think of Philly right away, and I'm kind of like, yeah, I mean, I guess it would be – I don't know that my attitude towards going to a parade would be different if I were in a different city. I don't think so. I love Seattle, and if I'm going to celebrate any city, I would celebrate this city. But she did say that, like, there's just fandom here, which seems to be pretty intense from my perspective. I guess it really doesn't stack up to some of the other, like, cities.

Well, I think there's two things. One, there's the night of, right? Like, that's the sort of, like, immediate rush of mania and madness. And definitely, you know, cities in the Northeast, particularly Boston, and then, like, you could say New York if, like, the Knicks were to win or something like that. In fact, I think when the Knicks were making a playoff run, there were some pretty crazy nights there. There's sort of the night of thing, which I wasn't watching the news because I was actually, well, I was in Portland, but I'm sure there was big celebrations in Seattle on the night of the Super Bowl. I remember when I was in Seattle and they won it last time, it was just kind of fun and lovely. And people were just honking their horns, just driving around and honking their horns and just kind of yelling. But, like, again, no couches on fire. So you can see that as a lack of a lack of caring or as an appreciation of couches. Well, yeah. Two ways to look at it.

To be very clear, Genevieve did not say, yes, I wanted to see more couches on fire. She said, of course not. She said, I can't I just kind of can't explain it. But it just didn't sort of have the intensity that maybe another city would. And maybe that's true. This reminds me of another leg of the stool yesterday that you are going. I shouldn't even bring this up because if you want to make fun of me, I feel like now you will really kind of roll your eyes. Talk about virtue signaling as we were on the show the other day. But there was also like this little voice in the back of my head that was kind of like literally like I'm waking up and I just have like several like kind of initial reactions. And I got to say, one of them was a little bit like I've literally never taken to the streets in recent years when there's been all kinds of show outs for the city, the city showing out to protest something, to raise awareness or something, to show solidarity. I've never done any of that. And I got to say, I think that there was a little bit of me that was like, I'm going to show up to this. and it's also just sort of seemed like it paled in comparison a little bit or something and I can't really fully express it and I don't want to make it sound like Luke I didn't go to that parade because there are bigger issues in this world like that's not how any of this works and we know that but I do think for me personally I was like I've never showed up for anything that's important I'm going to show up to yell Seahawks probably not right so you're probably

sorry there's uh some kind of uh the uh the virtue signaling police are coming i was about to say

the virtue police here we go yes i hope i hope you take that i hope you all kidding aside i hope

you understand well here's the way that yeah here's the way that i read that and i could be wrong and correct me it's that you i would say you probably don't have like super duper strong mixed feelings but Somewhere in the very back of your mind, your thought was like, it would have been maybe good to go out to some of those other sort of events to show solidarity with other people, to push back on, you know, the Trump administration, to whatever, to march in solidarity with causes that we believe in. And so you're like, some part of your brain was like, is the first time that I go out to sort of organize going to just be to try to get a high five from Ernest Jones as opposed to social justice? You know, which I can I can understand that that logic as well. I don't think I would have been there either. So don't feel too bad.

I think that and for the record, it's not I'm not a marcher, like going back to like protests or whatever. Like I will continue to try to make change in the world in whatever small ways I can. But I don't think I'll ever be a marcher, a protester, somebody who is who who rises to that particular event. It doesn't mean I don't care. And maybe I sound like I'm like I don't care. But I do. But that's not my way of showing support necessarily. And so I'm not saying that, like, OK, I'm going to go to some of those and then I'll go to the next Super Bowl parade. It wasn't like it wasn't a one to one on that, but it was sort of like we're just seeing a lot. I think I just had this very passing notion of we're seeing a lot of people take to the streets these days for important things. And it's kind of like, oh, this would be kind of a weird one where I'm suddenly like, yeah, I need to be there with the people. You know what I mean? It was a very fleeting, fleeting thought.

You want to talk about virtue signaling. I actually was just texting Becca the other day saying that we, I haven't been to the No Kings marches myself either, but I think we're going to go to the next one. So if you want to line up to pat me on the back, you certainly can.

When is the next one?

I think it's March 28th.

Okay.

And it's like, you know, the speculation is that it's going to be the biggest one yet. And, you know, again, that's pretty low lift for me. It's just, you know, go walk around in Portland and, you know, stand near other people that don't like what's happening on a federal level. But but I I think I think, yeah, I think we're going to go to the next one. So I'm better than you. I think that's what we can all learn.

And we'll have something to talk about on the show as opposed to just like I woke up. I will be very drunk.

That's the thing.

Oh, wait, are we bringing pocket flasks?

It'll be rolling. I'm bringing a flask. It's going to be Rolling Thunder. Sounds good. I'll see you there.

We was hoping for some razzle dazzle.

razzle dazzle that's right man razzle dazzle on your mark on your mark get set get set now ready

ready go everybody razzle dazzle hey let's thank some dazzling donors these folks are donating a dazzling amount of dough and uh we are very grateful this is 100 listener supported podcasting that we do here five days a week 52 weeks a year and um we're going to start off by thanking Dr. Jennifer Wolfe who's in Aurora, Colorado. That's right. Dr. Wolfe, congrats. Jennifer specifies Wolfe like the animal. That was helpful. Thank you. Dr. Wolfe says lots of life changes continue for me. I have a PhD now. If I had my bell, I would ring it for you, Dr. Wolfe. And yes, I make everyone call me Dr. Wolfe. As you should. You know, Andrew, I hadn't even read... I had not... Well, okay. You know, Andrew, how much I hate giving it up for the robots but i'm gonna give it up for the robots to the robots on this one which is on my phone not on my laptop which is what i'm reading off of right now but on my phone because i don't know how to turn it off my inbox is doing that summary oh yeah thing i didn't ask it to do that but basically i will get in i will get an email and it will summarize the content of the email and when you sent these uh these dazzling donors to me probably yesterday i was looking at my phone at some point and i saw something in there that referenced uh dr wolf kind of joking about making everyone call her doctor that was summarized in the email so when i then for the first time today got eyes on the full thing was reading i was already kind of ahead of the game

unfortunately that same ai has put six fingers on jennifer's left hand if you look very closely Dr. Wolf's left hand, sorry about that

Dr. Wolf, I need to send Dr. Wolf a too bad they're late card for misidentifying them, that was another thing that it hallucinated the other day when we were talking about TBTL anyway, back to our message yes, I make everyone call me Dr. Wolf, new job, I'm the director of Native American Culture and Education serving 700 students in the 200 schools of Denver Public Schools yay teacher discounts at the movies somehow, heartbreak

feels good in a place like this I love these are this is not the sentence I expected to follow that like that first of all congratulations that is an amazing job that is so much responsibility and the first reaction is hey I get discounts at the movies that's why I do it that's

why i'm it i'm dr wolf and i'm in it for the movie discounts well that's how dr wolf was able to be a dazzling donor all the money she's saving at the cinema went right back into it thank you let me tell you about our amc uh rewards program i also moved to the suburbs with my boyfriend and his

twin middle schoolers my sons are grown but christmas with our blended family was extra uh let's see tbtl joyous i gave my musician son the melodica and he loved it so much uh then i showed him the other instruments and all the kids made an impromptu horrible band andrew this was the entire concept with the instruments and i feel like you know when we were talking about this you know and back before the thawne and kind of what we do that would be fun i literally was like it would be pretty fun if we sent out some instruments and then people were just playing a very questionable version of like you know happy birthday or what have you and it sounds like it actually happened there in Colorado at Dr. Wolf's house I love it it was another blessing from the business boys in gratitude Dr. Wolf well Jennifer we are so grateful for you and congratulations on the new job and moving and all of the stuff and and particularly the movie discounts particularly that yes maybe that above all else so thank you jennifer appreciate you

maestro on your mark on your mark get set get set now ready ready go everybody rattle

well look who it is it's our friend it's the one the only lynn fam in beaverton oregon hey lynn hey lynn i was going to say the marsupial gurgle himself but that's not really lynn's nickname that's just the website that Lynn built Lynn is not the Marsupial Gurgle Lynn is the keeper of the Marsupial Gurgle

and the creator he's Dr. Marsupial Gurgle he's not Marsupial Gurgle he's Dr. Marsupial Gurgle do I have that right? what's the Frankenstein thing?

and he and Lynn and his mom are now the I just found this out the other night when I was chatting with them and I hope Lynn this is okay for me to say but they are now the they basically are like they've added four birds to their to their home to their family because there was somebody who had had some trouble or something and had these birds and they couldn't take care of them and so they took on four birds and i can't remember i think they're parakeets they've got another bird named ace who they've had for a while but these are these other birds uh which they're now going to take care of for life and you know that's a long time in bird town it is it is i think that's why lynn is able to tolerate this show because lynn is a person of patience so and has learned

that by taking care of birds for many years i need to explain something i need to explain myself it's not interesting but it's just driving me crazy what i was doing a moment ago that was absolutely nonsensical when i was referring to lynn as dr marsupial gurgle i think maybe dr wolf got in my i don't know what's going i was what i was trying to do was make a dr marsupial gurgles monster joke i think or oh that's what i was getting at he created marsupial gurgle he is not marsupial gurgle i was trying to do a frankenstein versus frankenstein's monster thing i got doctor mixed in there because of our previous conversation because i'm mushy-brained and i appreciate you just like moving on just being oh he's got aphasia let's move on uh but i just needed to explain to everybody what was happening inside my mushy little brain there

i think it helped that there was a little breakup on the line for me so i might not have even heard that answer okay okay well so that was i was mercifully i was spared from it but then i was

unspaired then you were unspaired and it was actually much much worse but anyway from now on Until I forget this. Explanation.

Bad. You know what? I saw like a little clip, a little trailer for this. I feel like there's a lot of Frankenstein's Monsters movies right now. Oh, yeah, there are two.

Bride and the Guillermo del Toro one, which I watched half of with my dad.

yeah i i guess i didn't know that the the and that's christian bale right is that christian

bale in the guillermo del toro frankenstein one i saw a billboard on sunset the other day

for a frankenstein's monster movie that i swear to god it looked like christian bale under the makeup and i was like how did i not know this was even happening i could be wrong but then

Oscar Isaac is in it, and Jacob Elordi plays the monster.

Yes, Jacob Elordi, sorry. He's of Wuthering Heights fame.

Oh, that's him. You mentioned him in past.

the other day i'm like i don't know that name but okay he played the monster oh and mia goth as well who sort of it seems like getting a lot of getting a lot of heat these days um then who's in the

bride maybe that's the one let's see here yeah okay so christian bale is is frankenstein's monster in the bride that's why i was getting confused and then jesse buckley of hamnet fame is the bride of frankenstein and i just saw some little weird clip of that movie of the bride and there was just something that jesse buckley's character said and it just seemed kind of cool and weird to me and i had this thought like i might have to go see that movie i did not have that andrew on

my 2026 bingo card i remember seeing a trailer for the bride having the same exact thought you had which is oh a lot of frankenstein movies out these days and also this doesn't look bad the the bride looked pretty good i don't remember what i saw but i saw a trailer in theater and And I was like, I could see myself watching that movie.

Now, where Lin Pham comes down on any of the Frankenstein's Monsters movies. By the way, I will give the internet credit. When I was looking up the cast of The Bride, there's a picture of Christian Bale. And underneath it, it says, Frankenstein's Monster. They are not calling him Frankenstein. They're calling him Frankenstein's Monster. That does seem like the kind of thing that would matter to Lin. Because what I know about our friend Lin is that he is detail-oriented. He is, generally speaking, well-informed on things and is not the kind of person who would call it Frankenstein. He would know it was Frankenstein's monster.

That's right.

And that's what we love about him.

As Dr. Marsupial Gurgle himself, he understands these things.

Please. Dr. Marsupial Gurgle was my father. Just call me Gurgle. hello and welcome to top story top story coming to us from italy where the winter olympics are currently underway andrew where there have been apparently a number of medal winners who have had their medals be they gold silver or bronze fall off of the like you know ribbon the necklace whatever you call that yeah and break on the ground and of course because it's 2026 this videos of this have been showing up on tiktok and places like that um the it's pretty funny because the uh the olympics seem pretty defensive about it they wanted to clarify to the guardian that this has only been a small number of medals have been coming detached from the ribbon that they're on.

I'm sorry, I almost played this tape at the beginning of the show today of that, I can't remember, that British duo from the 70s who do the, well, of course, the front isn't supposed to fall off. I mean, we try to get ships where the front doesn't fall off. Well, in this particular case, the front fell off. That sounds like such a IOC thing to say.

Exactly. like yeah it's only happened uh you know who knows what like 70 percent of the time which still means 30 percent of the time the metals aren't falling off yeah right right the reason that it's happening is because of big government andrew there is a law in italy actually i don't know if it's an italian law or if it's like a european law or what but the goal the metals have to be breakaway so that you don't like if you were leaning over an industrial wood chipper and it pulled your gold medal in it wouldn't pull you in so many wood chipper references coming from me in the last ever since I saw Fargo like two weeks ago Andrew

I can't get over it that's gonna happen

but so it's got basically like a quick release that is some kind of a like a you know a legal thing and so it's quick releasing

too quickly in some cases okay you know this is i i had seen this on the sheet but i had not read it myself i'm not i mean they need to make those quick releases work better so yes you know but i'm actually kind of not totally against that rule i don't know i guess your your feeling is like what is the situation where somebody's going to get hurt on the olympic dais it seems to me

like yes if you make something let's say you're making um a paw patrol whistle for kids or something yeah yeah then there's you know there need to be safety you know standards around that so that there aren't there's not a you know strangulation hazard or an injury you know waiting to happen the chances that it's a relatively small number of people who will win an olympic medal it seems to me that like they would be more or less safe with this thing just

you know being locked down i don't know olympians tend to be very clumsy unathletic uncoordinated people so you see why we gotta look at tell me about this law you said that it's part of a

But does that mean like it was a law that was passed for some other more like kind of consumer oriented thing, but now they're applying it to the Olympics? They didn't pass a law for the Olympics, did they?

No, this is the Guardian. Winter Olympics officials find fix for broken medals and promise repairs. Let's see. A solution has been identified and a fix put in place, end quote. let's see here let's see if the Guardian will let me read this without logging in officials have promised to repair any of the medals that were awarded in the opening three days of competition after identifying on Monday that the issue stemmed from the medals cord which is fitted with a breakaway mechanism required by law so that's they didn't I don't think that this was created for the Olympics I think it's the law probably in Italy and so they had to obey the law they decided

that is interesting I guess I side with you on that. When you first said it, I'm like, well, at least there's a reason. Because at first I thought it's like, oh, yeah, they're probably just like, you know, I don't know, Luke. And again, I really need to pull out of this. But, like, I just feel like everything these days is, like, so cheap. Like, we're buying everything online, so we're not touching it before we see it. So then when it shows up, everything just always seems cheaper than I expected now. I can't explain that. Like I bought a, you know, an inexpensive little whiteboard for my dart setup. We had one there for a while. Started to feel like it wasn't coming as clean as it used to. So I'm like, I'll just buy another one. It wasn't expensive. I'm not mad about this. But there was something about the little whiteboard that showed up, you know, eight and a half by 11 or whatever, you know, a little bit bigger than that. That just sits up on a wall on a bracket. But like literally the part you write on is kind of like bubbling up sort of not bubbling up like you can't write on it, but you can just feel air between it and the board beneath it or whatever it is. It's like it's like it's not a big deal. Like it'll totally work for me. But it's just like I feel like almost everything I touch these days, unless it's something that is actually like made by a company that prides itself on its design, just feels crappier than it used to. And I think this is just age. you know like i bet you almost any generation before us felt maybe the same way as they got older things went from metal to plastic etc etc like i hate even hearing myself say this but i thought that was going to be sort of the story here like oh yeah we just got these we got these um i feel like there's a word for that ribbon that goes around your neck but whatever

it is they're calling it a cord in the article that doesn't sound right to me it doesn't but i

thought it was gonna be like yeah well we bought them on amazon or something like that right or whatever you know timu i was trying to think of timu right i thought it was gonna be like a timu of vacation of the olympics story the fact that it's tied to some law didn't bother me as much but i guess now that you say it that way you would think that they would be able to maybe let this

one slide it's a pretty big deal um i uh i saw a stand-up comedian there's a guy named dustin nickerson who's from seattle and it's funny because he's first of all he's very funny but he's getting a lot of attention because he's he's a such a diehard Seattle sports fan that like the algorithm on TikTok must know that me and a lot of other people who are Seattle sports fans will enjoy his content because it's both funny but very Seattle centric and he'll do things like he'll be performing in like Houston and he'll like just be like roasting the you know the Houston fans for you know for the the um uh the Houston baseball team Andrew whose name I cannot remember

rough top the astros oh my i'm just glad to see it happen to somebody else like just once in a

lifetime you know like roast astros fans for being cheaters or whatever can you remind me of his name

again you just said it but i already forgot dustin nickerson okay i think you've shown me his stuff

before okay um and he also wrote something or he did something that then got rewritten in the seattle times as an article where he was basically saying leading up to the super bowl i don't want to come to your super bowl watch party because this basically what we keep saying on the show which is i need to just pace around and be a maniac like yeah super bowl parties are not for the people who are like the most hardcore obsessed with the team um but anyway uh he said something about the olympics it was just one of those kind of tiktok videos where he's just kind of walking talking to his phone and he just said like look if you grew up poor it's very hard to relate to the winter olympics because it's just not stuff that you did as a poor kid you didn't go skiing you maybe went ice skating once in a while but you were not doing it at an elite level you weren't even probably playing hockey like they're almost all sports which is a little different than the summer olympics i mean there's you know there's some of the stuff in the summer olympics you know you just go out to the track and run fast or whatever but it was like i don't know why it just like clicked something in my brain like the other day i was saying how you know certain years i've kind of gotten into watching the winter olympics it was so weird how this one message from him he was just basically saying like if you grew up poor it's a lot of the winter olympic sports are just hard to relate to because they just were not something you grew up doing um or had a connection to it clicked something in my brain where i started to see the winter olympics as elitist and i started to become like because you know this is do you remember us talk

this is sorry you shouldn't necessarily remember this that well it sticks in my head but when i is living in los angeles so this was like let's say 20 i could have been to 2014 i don't know how groups of four years go by but there was some winter olympics thing and there was an article in the la times about this i think she would because we called her the loser from la canada right is that the community oh yeah is it do i have that right la canada or something like that yes and that got us talking again like 10 years ago or more about exactly this you you actually I think about it sometimes because I think maybe I brought it up on the show and you're like, I don't know, like, it's really hard for me to connect with these kinds of like, oh, local, you know, local woman goes to the Olympics and we should celebrate that because it felt a little elitist and kind of we didn't have the we didn't use this in the slang way back then, but a little gatekeepy to you. I was gatekept once and I did not like it. Sorry to interrupt you, but it reminds me. No, no. We went obsessed over that. The loser from La Cunada.

it's so funny how like, it's so funny how, how broken my brain is because now I'm starting to remember that conversation again. And basically I'm sure that I said back then what I'm now saying and had forgotten and had to be reminded by Dustin Nickerson, which was my massive chip on my shoulder about class. So it's like, I felt this way four years ago in the intervening four years, I forgot that I felt that way. And then I had to have somebody else who is, you know, comes from a pretty sort of you could say you know working class background remind me that I do think that these are kind of these sports are a bit elitist or at least they can be and yet I had no memory of having made that very point on this show four years ago yeah well I'm yeah if anything I'm

trying to trying to build you up here because I sort of feel like it was something that you said and you weren't saying it flippantly we had a kind of a serious conversation about it that like that lodged in my memory because I thought oh yeah I guess I never thought about it that way Because for me, athletic, I was getting, I get kept to myself from a lot of athletics. You know what I mean? Like it wasn't like you were playing, you were, you were interested in athletics in a way that I wasn't. You were playing pickup basketball games and high school basketball games and sports, you know, and, you know, I wasn't really doing that because of different physical reasons. And I mean, certainly it wasn't something that I was especially interested in, but I also just was not like the athletic type. And so they all seem far away from me. I got to say, somebody said something on the radio yesterday that, you know, just some sort of random AM radio I was listening to, but some sports person asked another one, like, do you like the do you like the Winter Olympics? And he's like, yeah, you know, I do like him. And it reminded me that to most people and traditionally going back to the beginning of the Olympics, the Summer Olympics are really the real deal. And the Winter Olympics are the modern phenomenon. And I, but like growing up, like I've always thought that the winter Olympics are the prestige events. And again, I am not somebody who watches the Olympics. This is just, but it's like, it's so much more interesting to see, to see, to me, somebody on a tiny little sled, bare, just turning themselves into a human cannonball and just like racing through these, through these little tunnels on their luges or the skiing events. It's like that stuff is crazy to me. It's so much more interesting than seeing sort of a dusty landscape where somebody is trying to throw a heavy ball.

Or the most insane of the sports of the Winter Olympics, the doubles luge. Let's put one person on a really small sled. Hey, what if another person was part of this? Okay, do they get their own sled? No, they don't.

They just lay on top of the first person. But it looks comfortable, right? It looks comfortable, right?

It's absolute madness. It'd be like doubles cycling, where one person is cycling and another person is just piggybacked onto them.

Yeah, not also pedaling, but strapped to their back.

No, not with their own seat and gear drive or whatever you call that, crankshaft. It's like, no, it's just one luge, two guys, and the tightest uniform that anyone's ever worn. It just looks so awkward.

Somebody posted a photo just yesterday. It made me laugh so hard. It was just a close-up of a double luge, and somebody just wrote, I think I found the answer to the male loneliness epidemic. That's pretty great. You can't just listen to your song. Just remember that life is number one. You can be having so much fun. Just remember that life is much fun. You can be number one.

Blur's Days. You have them, we read them. That's the TBTL Promise. Working on some new branding, Luke. That's just off the top of the dome. I'll work on some more. Did you find a sound machine box or something? What is that?

I did. I'm just playing it on my phone. Okay. Because usually I'll play some little sound effects for the Blur's Day's message. I just found something. It's on myinstance.com. Oh, yeah. I'm familiar. And here's a drop.

What the dome? doing that got me all right all right you're back baby i know that website by the way i like the little buttons they use they look very um satisfying sort of yeah okay so this is how it works people have yeah that is my sound i love that i can't stop it is literally bad to the bone

It won't stop.

That's my energy. Okay, so if you have a birthday wish for yourself or somebody else, you can email me, andrew at tbtail.net, and put Blur's Day in the subject line. Our first Blur's Day today is to Terry, the prettiest little cherry blossom. My apologies for a late birthday wish. You are the best of us. Your kindness has blessed us all. Happy birthday, you rascal, from Aaron. From Aaron

Something called Asian gong in music

Yeah, I don't know I don't know how I feel about that

There's either that or something called Kawhi Leonard Okay, I'm sorry, I'm just trying

No, no, no, no, no, no, I need to hear the Kawhi Leonard

I don't, okay, here comes Kawhi Leonard

Okay I like it

All right. Is that cry laughing? You know, honestly, I'm with you. The buttons are very cool looking. They've got this kind of artificial sort of gloss on them.

Yeah.

But there's a lag time with it, which is really making this. There's a lag time between me hitting it on the phone and then it going down the line through Riverside and getting to you. I think I'm making this segment much worse.

You know what the buttons look like for those who haven't spent a lot of time at my, what is it called again?

It's my instance.com.

Instance.com. That's, by the way, where I got that turkey gobble that I used to play for you all the time. That one would just drive you up the wall. The buttons look like old school arcade buttons, like the kind that you would hit over and over and over and over again in, like, Gattaca or something like that, which makes you want to press them. Galaga. Galaga. What did I say? Gattaca? Gattaca's a movie, right?

Right, but I've also been on the record as saying I could never read the script of Galaga. No, it's Galaga. I never knew what it said, actually.

You're absolutely right. The game is Galaga, and I called it Gattaca. And Gattaca is a movie that Genevieve likes a lot. Yes, a great movie. Yeah, it involves cloning, right? And it's got a law. What's his name? Jude Law in it, I believe.

It's got Jude Law. It's got Gore Vidal. Oh. Yeah, it's basically, I think, I haven't seen it for a long, long time, but you basically have sort of two classes of people. There are the people who are, you know, the elites and then the other people who I think are having their maybe their organs harvested or are being, you know, sort of basically used just to grow. Again, I think it's like organs or something that are then just given to the elites or somehow it's like, you know, the elites are the elites are harvesting something from the non elites.

It could be DNA.

Are you serious right now, Bo?

All right, let's go. Some blurs days here. Jesse in Hanford, California says, I'd like to wish a happy, very special milestone. 43rd birthday to me. This has been a great year for personal growth, and I've had the dummies in my ear the whole time. That's us, Luke. Keep doing what you're doing. What you do is so important. Well, I'm glad to hear things are going well, Jesse. Happy blurs. Wait, I know that. Play that again. Oh, that's New Bugatti. That's the song about the Bugatti, right? I woke up in a new Bugatti, but it's so blown out. And also, it's way too much of the song. I don't even know why I know that song. Linder in Rhode Island says, I have a Blursday wish for Maggie Tuzzi in Delaware.

Her Blur's Day is on a Blur's Day this year, and that is special. That is special. So I guess this means we're talking Golden Blur's Day situation, like today is the actual day of. I love that for you, Maggie. I love that for us. A Golden Blur's Day to you, m'lady, says Linder to Maggie. Happy Blur's Day. Connor in Vancouver, that's the one in Washington, says, It's my TBTL daddy Derek's Blur's Day this week. i can't believe it's been 16 years since he recommended your little podcast to me but i'm definitely glad he did i know i know i know deep breaths it's always a fun time to try to brag about listening to the latest episode first happy blursday derrick i like that luke a little

did you see that boxer i'm sure camaro could have told you about it who was wearing a toupee I saw it And the toupee got knocked right off his head

He was watching that Fight live somewhere Because I think that was a weekend night or something And there was a text chain going on Like, anybody doing anything? And he's like, well, I'm watching this boxing match Then I open up Blue Sky And I see that scene being posted all over the place A guy just being punched repeatedly Until his toupee loosens And then loosens further And then eventually totally comes off And I texted Kamara I'm like is this the fight that you're watching He's like yeah he threw it out in the crowd To some lucky fan Can you imagine receiving a toupee in the crowd That's the worst part of the story to me

I think that's We didn't talk about it at the time But it's a fascinating story because the boxer And I don't know his name off the top of my head The first thing he said First of all he was very smart He immediately Carpe'd that diem And just like started doing a bunch of interviews Afterwards about it and was, like, showing up places, you know, just to basically make fun of himself about his toupee situation and his decision to wear that toupee. But he also, the weird thing was in the, I think it was the press conference maybe right after the fight, he was trying to say that he had tried to use a shampoo at his mom's house and that it had made him bald. And so at the last minute, he decided to wear the toupee. Like, he eventually, what I should say is, eventually he realized that he should just kind of, like, embrace this and be silly about it but there was this brief moment where he was trying to make the argument that he was in fact not a bald man but had put something on his head at his mom's house that had turned him unexpectedly bald and that then he had had to use the toupee see that's not owning it was the most he that was exactly initially he did not own it and then eventually he started owning it was very charming when he did own he was showing up everywhere you know

with his with his bald head fully on display huh yeah i it was the footage was fascinating and i did have a lot of questions i was thinking like yeah why would you why would you wear that you know what i mean like i don't think anyone would be like look like let's laugh at this boxer because he's bald but it's like this is so much worse than that nobody's laughing at you because you're a bald boxer but your toupee comes flying off that's something memorable um yeah you have to

be so confident that you're not going to take any shots to the dome like i'm worried if i have too much topic powder in my hair on a windy day and no one's even looking at me yeah right to go into the ring where there's another huge human being who's trying to punch your head right and to trust that the toupee glue is going to keep it on by the way i was looking something up the other day and it was i wasn't google searching kenneth walker the third the seattle seahawk but it came up and it showed me the other searches around kenneth walker the third yeah and one of the major ones was like how did kenneth walker go bald and i thought i don't know it's called being an adult person in the world who doesn't have hair on their head like is it is it that shocking that kenneth walker the third doesn't have like a massive head of hair like that's that's a way

that many people are in the world yeah you know yeah i mean i guess after a certain age it does make him look older than his years a little i think he's i mean he's a really good looking guy And he wears glasses off the field. He dresses very dapperly. Like, I really like his style, actually. And it does sort of give a little bit of older zaddy vibes, I think. Maybe I shouldn't be using that because I don't fully understand what it means. But that's kind of the vibe I get from him. And it is probably the baldness probably has to do with that. How old is he? Like, he's not that old, right?

No, he's coming off his rookie contract. So he's probably 27 or 28 or whatever. But it just seemed like, I don't find it You know, when a 27 or 28 year old You know, athlete 25, I guess that's Maybe a little on the young side It never seemed to me like something that Was like, needed googling

Yeah, no, I'm with you

It never seemed like a, what happened to Kenneth

walker thing to be was like i don't know a lot of guys in the league they shave their head or

whatever like yeah you get a little bit of male pattern baldness you shave the whole thing

sure like i it's and also speaking of owning it somebody called kenneth walker a conehead so then his belly is to do a conehead dance like he would like put his hands up on his head and kind of mimic like a conehead which i thought was actually really smart like that's really Taking back the narrative?

Yeah, the code head narrative. All right, what are we doing here, Luke? Where are we? Where are we? We did Derek, right? Hi, Derek. Liz wants to wish Justin a happy 40th Blur's Day. You're an amazing human and an inspiring partner in life. Bob would like to add a furry head bump and scream meow right in your face. Okay, let me retake this. Bob would like to add a furry head bump and a scream meow right into your face. I'm guessing Bob is a cat. Or somebody who loves the stage play of cats. The stage performance of cats.

Somebody has a really interesting way of showing their affection.

Exactly, yes.

Aaron says, do we dare try something called cat laugh meme since we think Bob is a cat? Yeah, do it. Okay. This has worked exactly 0% of the time so far, so let's try it again.

That was a jump scare. That scared me. We can't do that again. Cat laugh meme.

Okay, sorry.

That scared the hell. I jumped.

Myinstance.com is not, honestly, it's not working out.

Yeah. Aaron says, please help me wish two of my fives happy Blur's Days. First, Norris, happy 12th birthday. You're a caring and lovely big brother and an ornery little brother, which makes you the perfect kiddo. Enjoy year number 12 And happy TBTL golden birthday to Lennox You're 14 years old today You are a loyal and caring Older brother and you keep us on our toes And always have a story to share Thank you for being you Love mom, dad, and catcher Oh no we're out of music I don't like that feeling I went to turn up the music and then it just Died on me like the hot water Died on me the other day when they

I can play that cat scream again if that kind of cleanses the power. Well, I did like

the way it relaxed everybody. Let me see here. Can I get enough music just for a little bit more Tina? Yeah, here we go. Here, Tina says, Happy Teepetail Blur's Day to my five Jace. Now, I'm not 100% sure I'm pronouncing that correctly. It's J-A-C-E. I don't know if you'd say Jace. Yeah. Jace. Happy Teepetail Blur's Day to my five Jace. How appropriate that you turn 12 this week after you have been such an enthusiastic 12 this whole Seahawks season you're such an adventurous person i've loved celebrating your birthday with an escape room mocktails dumplings ice cream cake and seeing the whiz and topping it off with a super bowl trophy ceremony was so special i love you happy blursday to jace jace was out there celebrating on my behalf because i lamed out yesterday i flamed out

and i lamed you did not lame out andrew you had the perfect day for you i don't want you to feel pressure to be fun or rooting tooting if that's not if that's not your way that's not your way

hey i don't no pressure to be a fun person that people want to be around just you just keep being

yourself the unlovable unfun guy andrew you know what this is the division of labor you stress dream for both of us yes i'll be fun for both of us okay that's good all right enjoy your pizza sweet all right happy blursday to everybody that's going to bring us to the end of today's show but guess what we're going to be right back here tomorrow with more imaginary radio i will be back home with my full complement of audio so we won't have to listen to my phone attempts at playing audio drops from there it's going to be much better tomorrow everyone so please do join us for that in the meantime have a great thursday take care of yourselves and please remember no mountain too tall and good luck to all power out