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7-13-26 Hour 2 - Remembering Graham through Audio
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7-13-26 Hour 2 - Remembering Graham through Audio

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July 13, 2026 | 00:41:26 | Government, News, Politics

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00:00:00 - 00:00:09 | Speaker 1:

On July 16th, The Hawk lands on Netflix. From the mind of Will Ferrell... Oh, mama, I'm back! ...comes a new original series.

00:00:09 - 00:00:21 | Speaker 2:

Get ready, get ready. That's it, did I stutter? When an iconic pro golfer... Lonnie? Lonnie! ...hawk guy! ...takes one last swing at greatness... You were a big shot golfer. I still am a big shot golfer.

00:00:21 - 00:00:48 | Speaker 1:

...no one... Dad, I'm the Hawk now. ...will stand in his way. That's how it's done. The Hawk, only on Netflix July 16th. they had found out that there were classified information in biden's home days before the 2022 election and they sat on it and if you come to my house you'll find chick-fil-a bags all over the floor but you're not going to find any classified information ah yes uh lindsey

00:00:48 - 00:03:42 | Speaker 2:

remember the raid on mar-a-lago and then the fbi kind of uh mandered over to uh joe biden had classified documents in Chinese restaurants on Capitol Hill and, you know, behind his Corvette in a filing cabinet in the garage in one of his multimillion-dollar houses in Delaware. And the FBI didn't bring classified cover sheets to photograph with his classified documents, did they? No, they didn't. FBI still has lots of explaining to do, and I don't see a lot of that happening, I've got to say. well very good and happy monday to you and welcome back once again hope you had a great american weekend uh republican senator lindsey graham died over the weekend lindsey graham is a guy that has uh over the years gotten occasionally mixed reviews okay more than occasionally perhaps mixed reviews he's a guy that i had not seen in person in in years uh but uh years ago in my previous life, when I did a lot of reporting on Capitol Hill and so on, would run into Lindsey Graham from time to time, and he was always a very easy senator to talk to in the hallway or in the parking lot, and always pleasant, always there to answer a question and talk to you, unlike so many Democrats, I've got to say. But I want to get into this. Lindsey Graham, they're talking about a tear in his aorta that led to his sudden and untimely death at the age of 71 years. He had just turned 71 years old, I believe, two days before he died on Saturday. He died apparently, well, he was taken to the hospital, but it started at his home, and an ambulance was called apparently by staffers. his home, a very small and modest home on Capitol Hill. And it turns out Lindsey Graham, sort of proudly, one of the least wealthy members of Congress on Capitol Hill. He had, at the time of his death, mere hours ago, a net worth of apparently about $1.5 million, about $1.5 million, which sounds like a pretty good amount of money. But, you know, what does Ilhan Omar have, Michael Pritchard? Wasn't that $30 million or something? And they lied about that. Democrats lie a lot. I don't know if you picked up on this. But Lindsey Graham turns out he didn't feather his own nest as a senator and a member of the House for more than three decades, combining his time in the House and the Senate. And he didn't become wealthy, which is kind of unusual. And I want to get to some audio.

00:03:43 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 2:

I want to share audio with you because Lindsey Graham dying is kind of a big deal on Capitol Hill, certainly, and his family and people that knew him personally. And there are a lot of Democrats who are rats, and they're out there saying horrible things about him. I'm good. I'm glad you're dead. You know, they've got this fascist Armenian woman who's with the young Turks, the young Turks. Her ancestors should have been left to the old Turks, I think. But I'll get to that woman because she's a nasty, mean-spirited, vile, vulgar person and should probably be arrested in a pre-dawn raid, battering ram and dogs at her home, if she has a home. If not, then, you know, in the dumpster where she lives. But let's go to the audio, Michael. Let's go to soundbite number one. President Trump called in. He didn't drive in to meet the press yesterday, because why would he? But he did agree to speak to them on the telephone to talk about Lindsey Graham. President Trump yesterday, Sunday, meet the press, used to be a reasonably reliable show. Now it's just garbage like everything else the left produces. President Trump on Lindsey Graham yesterday.

00:04:52 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 1:

He's a tough one to lose. He was great. He was unique in every way, actually. I got a message.

00:05:00 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 3:

about 1 o'clock in the morning from one of the people at his office that he had passed away. I said, I just can't believe it.

00:05:08 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 1:

1 o'clock in the morning. He was like a member of the family to me.

00:05:10 - 00:05:11 | Speaker 3:

A staffer.

00:05:12 - 00:05:41 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, go ahead. I'm sorry. It's 1 o'clock in the morning. The president of the United States is getting a call from one of Lindsey Graham's staffers to tell him that Lindsey Graham had died. And it turns out President Trump and Lindsey Graham spent a lot of time golfing together. And Lindsey Graham would come down to Florida and golf with President Trump. They'd golf around here, around the Washington area. President Trump has a golf club here, too. It's a beautiful Trump national. And President Trump on Meet the Press.

00:05:41 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 3:

He said he's a little tired. He went to a long trip, you know, many hours. And he had just gotten back. And he, I mean, it must have been right after that. But he said, you know, I feel good, but I'm tired. He was fine. I knew him well. He would let you know if he wasn't feeling well. He was a fantastic person. He's going to be appreciated more now than he was when he was living.

00:06:07 - 00:06:35 | Speaker 1:

Well, you know, I've got, again, the mean-spirited, nasty, bloodthirsty ghouls and goblins of the left were relishing. They really are engaged in a type of civil war against our culture, against our civilization, and against civilization itself because they're the left. Pretty amazing stuff. And, again, nasty lefties online and beyond smearing him and sliming him. President Trump yesterday.

00:06:36 - 00:06:53 | Speaker 3:

The people loved him. Everybody loved him. Well, no, he had some enemies. He was a tough cookie. Don't misunderstand. He was a tough cookie in many ways. If he wanted to get something, if he thought he was right and he had people against him, he could be very tough, actually. But he was a good person.

00:06:54 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 1:

And President Trump, you know, they had their rough patches, too, between Senator Lindsey Graham and President Trump. When President Trump was new to politics, Lindsey Graham did not sing his praises. President Trump won him over as time went on. And they became apparently quite palsy and golf partners and all that good stuff, remarkable things. You know, Lindsey Graham was a single man all of his life, and that led to a lot of talk in Washington because, you know, when you're a single man and a confirmed bachelor, then people suggest a lot of things, perhaps, about a senator in Washington, D.C., and all of that. And he was asked about it more than once, the, hey, what's up with you? He said at one point when he was asked about the whole thing, why he wasn't married, and he talked about traditional marriage as an institution and worth protecting and all of that good stuff. But he he said that he just never found the right woman is kind of what what he said about the 1996 Graham voted for the Defense of Marriage Act, which became federal law that year, defined marriage as being between one man and one woman and big fight over same sex marriages at the time. And he was, again, he was asked, and he said, I think he said that he'd never found a woman who was willing to put up with his stuff. And I really can't speak to his personal life beyond that. I can tell you that there were rumors about his sexual proclivities, but I can't tell you anything beyond that. And I think that if there were anything to it, we'd probably know all about it because the New York Times would use it to smear him. and try to destroy him and all of that good stuff. So that is really, in the scheme of things, has been a minor thing in his life that hasn't been a big deal except murmuring on the sidelines. Now, let's go back to the audio because the collection of audio that has appeared of Lindsey Graham. Here's, some of it is pretty impressive. Here's Lindsey Graham in 2015. 2015, President Trump had just come down the escalator and all that good stuff. President, excuse me, Senator Lindsey Graham saying that he missed President George W. Bush.

00:09:44 - 00:09:51 | Speaker 2:

I'm tired of beating on Bush. I miss George W. Bush. I wish you were president right now. We wouldn't be in this mess.

00:09:53 - 00:12:34 | Speaker 1:

Barack Hussein Obama was in the White House, and we were in a mess because Barack Obama was in the White House. The fundamental transformation of America had begun, and look at us now. Now, boys will be girls and girls will be boys. It's a mixed-up world, and the Democrat Party's theme song is Lola. But Lindsey Graham had it with the Democrats and Barack Obama, Barack Hussein Obama, and Joe Biden. Remember, Joe Biden was vice president. They were grooming him for president. When he's 95, he'll be a great president. This is wonderful stuff. Just amazing. And you may remember there was a time during the now Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh confirmation hearings while the Democrats were vilifying, demonizing, making up lies about dragging women up to Capitol Hill. Christine Blasey Ford with her glasses covered with stuff and she wouldn't fly in airplanes unless you sent a private jet. And she had to live in a house with two front doors because she's so freaked out. she needs more than one front door she was a weirdo and her own family didn't support her when she came out to say oh yeah one day in high school i was at a party at somebody's house i don't know what year it was nobody else remembers it but uh brett kavanaugh you remember what it ended up michael that brett kavanaugh was handing out red uh cups at a party and that uh ended up being the the real indictment but they tried to smear him and slander him uh lindsey graham however had had it when Senator Dick Durbin of Illinois had spent all of his time smearing and slandering Brett Kavanaugh, who's sitting there in the hearing room, I think it was Hart 216, where Democrat men go in to have sex on the dais there. Remember that video emerged, the Democrat staffers. But never mind that. It was in that hearing room, a famous hearing room, Hart 216. And amazing, amazing stuff. And Dick Durbin, a corrupt Illinois Democrat who is filthy and lies all the time. You could run an hours-long documentary of him lying throughout his filthy, corrupt career. And that's fine. And Durbin had just smeared and slandered Brett Kavanaugh. And Lindsey Graham had had enough of it. He had had it up to here. I'm holding my hand flat under my chin. He had had it up to here. And he said, and he was furious with Dick Durbin in particular, who's sitting there now with his jaw hanging open and his eyebrows up, holding his hands up with his fingers extended, like, what? What did I do? You're a slanderous creep. And Lindsey Graham had a few choice words for Dick Durbin. It started like this.

00:12:34 - 00:13:04 | Speaker 2:

Are you aware that at 9.23, on the night of July the 9th, the day you were nominated to the Supreme Court by President Trump, Senator Schumer said, 23 minutes after your nomination, I will oppose Judge Kavanaugh's nomination with everything I have. I have a bipartisan, and I hope a bipartisan majority will do the same. The stakes are simply too high for anything less. Well, if you weren't aware of it, you are now.

00:13:05 - 00:14:08 | Speaker 1:

If you weren't aware of it, you are now. Schumer immediately said, oh, Trump has named somebody. I will oppose him like it's civil war all over again. I'm going to go fire on Fort Sumter as if Brett Kavanaugh were the general in charge of Fort Sumter. Schumer, what a creep, what a scumbag. And Lindsey Graham's calling him out, but he wasn't done yet. You remember Senator Dianne Feinstein, Democrat billionaires who had mansions all over the place and all that good stuff. And she, because it turns out that Dianne Feinstein was already Senator Feinstein, who had a Chinese spy on her staff in San Francisco for years and years that the FBI didn't tell her about. And it turns out Senator Dianne Feinstein was meeting with teams of lawyers to represent Christine Blasey Ford to smear and slander a man better than herself, better than her husband, better than any Democrat man in America, Brett Kavanaugh. And here was Lindsey Graham.

00:14:09 - 00:14:12 | Speaker 2:

Did you meet with Senator Dianne Feinstein on August 20th?

00:14:12 - 00:14:14 | Speaker 1:

I did meet with Senator Feinstein.

00:14:14 - 00:14:42 | Speaker 2:

Did you know that her staff had already recommended a lawyer to Dr. Ford? I did not know that. Did you know that her and her staff had this allegations for over 20 days? I did not know that at the time. If you wanted an FBI investigation, you could have come to us. What you want to do is destroy this guy's life, hold this seat open, and hope you win in 2020. You said that, not me.

00:14:43 - 00:15:05 | Speaker 1:

Dick Durbin, you scoundrel you. We're going to take a quick one here. I've got more Lindsey Graham on the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation hearing and and more kind of a review. This is your life. This is your life moment. And somehow the Democrats introduced Monty Python again. We've got that coming up as well.

00:15:05 - 00:15:41 | Speaker 2:

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00:15:44 - 00:18:44 | Speaker 1:

Now, Democrats, Democrat media people and Democrats are vicious, nasty, dishonest, bloodthirsty goblins from hell. They make radical Islam look comparatively reasonable much of the time. You know, the left has killed a lot more people than radical Islam has. Haven't been around nearly as long, but they got to work real fast. The Democrats, they've got people out there that don't like people. Anna Kasparian, Anna Kasparian, who works with that guy, Sink Uyghur, on the Young Turks. And it's funny, she's got an Armenian name, Anna Kasparian, and she works on the Young Turks. You know, her grandparents were doubtless targeted by the Turks for genocide, but now she's with the young Turks. And when she heard that Lindsey Graham had died, she went to her Twitter account and immediately tweeted, Good riddance. Good riddance. That's the first thing that she said. Good riddance. And someone objected and said, you know, someone, Dustin Grange, said, What a sad existence you live, just like that. Someone else, Schwartzwald77, said, You're a pig, and everything that is wrong with this online space these days. Sure, you don't like a man's politics, but this is disgusting. And Anna Kasparian came back. This is what the Internet is for, I think, right? And Twitter said, Are you offended? Let me clarify. I'm elated that he's dead. Overjoyed. just like he was elated at seeing countless dead children throughout the Middle East. She's a defender of savages, of terrorists, of kidnappers, rapists, torturers, decapitators. She defends terror. And then Wajahat Ali, who, again, I think should be handed over to Hamas or something. Lindsey Graham, Wajahat Ali writes on his Twitter account, Lindsey Graham was a terrible man who betrayed whatever values he had to kiss up to Trump just to stay, in his words, relevant. He is now dead. That's what Wajahat Ali said. The Democrat Party is at war with our civilization, with our culture, with our language, with science, with biology, with gender, with capitalism. The left is trying to destroy America. Barack Obama started fundamentally transforming America and all that good stuff, right? And the Democrats. Yes, sir. Steve Schmidt on Twitter, these guys. Lindsey Graham was a simple, tragic man. He lacked a moral core. Yeah, we should all let out your moral core, Steve Schmidt. A great empty space.

00:18:44 - 00:19:09 | Speaker 1:

The great empty spaces of his life were filled with an insatiable need for relevance. They all got this relevance thing. It's a lot more relevant than you, by the way. He found it in a cast member in the most malignant reality show ever made. These are really angry people. I think even Big Pharma can't help these people. More coming up.

00:19:09 - 00:19:18 | Speaker 3:

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00:19:48 - 00:22:47 | Speaker 1:

They've got the Democrats have someone named Uju. Uju Anya. She's not a songstress. She's not Anya. She's kind of a terrorist. murderous, anti-human animal from a third-world hellhole. And Uju Anya, upon learning that Lindsey Graham had died, not even rests will I wish upon these ghouls. Right? These ghouls. Rot in piss, she says. Lindsey Graham, she said, rot in urine, I'll clean up for her. Lindsey Graham, not even rest, will I wish these ghouls rot in beep, Lindsey Graham. That's Uju Anya. And it turns out Uju Anya is a college professor because, you know, that's what they do. She's a professor. Applied linguistics, she says on her page, she's anti-racist, feminist, LGBTQ. rainbow flag little keys locked together a rainbow flag again research language learning plus teaching i don't think so blackness in multilingualism she got blackness in multilingualism so she's a college professor and should probably be gassed in a gulag i'm thinking or sent back to whatever, Uju, Anya, Beephole, that she and her filthy family came from. She's an un-American. Her values will never marry up with American values. And it's time that we stop taking in the enemy and inviting them into our living room as though they're going to be fine and everything's going to be fine. These people are not fine and just amazing. And I can't even quote most of her stuff, but somebody named Keith responded, your hatred is despicable but typical for democrats and liberals and uju anya the professor responded eat a bag of my hatred with a side of beep i can't say the word that she had she's a college professor you know and that's what they pay college professors to do so the next generation will be just like Uju Anya and whatever B-Pol country that her filthy criminal family came from, assuming she has a family. And that's perfectly normal for the Democrat Party. This kind of response is all over the place because, you know, they're just something. And since she's all her multilingualism and all of that good stuff, right, She's got lots of multilingual stuff. There's another multilingual story today that's kind of amusing and tragic at the same time.

00:22:47 - 00:25:00 | Speaker 1:

And that is that in the Commonwealth of Virginia, Commonwealth of Virginia, it's been taken over by Democrats, by Democrats. And there is all kinds of amazing stuff going on there that's just crazy. We've got to get Ro Khanna, too, who's the new Juicy Smollett of just amazing stuff. But listen, listen to this, because multilingualism is it's one of their specialties for people from third world hell holes where her grandfather's job was pounding one rock on another rock. That's he had a made a good career of that. Pretty amazing stuff. But listen to this. Fairfax County Police, the Fairfax County Police in Fairfax County, Virginia. They have a Twitter account as well. Breaking down language barriers through technology. We're piloting a new body-worn camera translation feature that can interpret 57 languages, helping officers communicate more effectively with the communities we serve. They serve communities. And the communities don't speak English. They're not English-speaking. They're not American communities. They're not. You wouldn't recognize them. It's the Barack Obama promising the fundamental transformation of America. And you remember when Barack Obama was asked in a set up question by a TV network, Barack Obama was asked, if you could have a superpower, what would that superpower be? And you remember this? It was set up because he knew right off the top of his head what the answer was going to be before the question was even finished. And he said that his superpower would be that he could speak every language on Earth, every language on Earth. And I actually said, you remember this, Michael, actually said at the time, I think that was pretty cool. I actually agreed with Barack Obama after pointing out that it was set up ahead of time by the network so he knew ahead of time what the question was. And his team put together an answer for him, and then he gave that B.S. answer. And I thought, but that would be really cool to speak every language on Earth. And now, here it is, the patriarchy has taken care of that for everyone. Now they've got Fairfax County Police, they've got a new body cam feature. That can end.

00:25:00 - 00:27:57 | Speaker 2:

Interpret 57 languages because white men in the United States of America, who Democrats contemptuously call the patriarchy, the people that keep the lights on and the water clean and airplanes in the air and all that stuff, you're welcome. You know, those are just amazing. So now the technology, it can interpret 57 different languages. Now the Democrats will start throwing firebombs and say, well, what about the rest of the languages? And here's a picture of the body cam that interprets all the languages. That's pretty darn cool. It would make it a little more compact. It would be a great travel device to be able to bring with you. And that is courtesy of America, the United States of America, where we invented everything that anyone cares about, from electricity to telephones to satellites to airplanes to cures for cancer. if it weren't for us this planet would be one giant slave ship and everyone around the world on six continents would be getting bull whipped every day by totalitarians like the socialist workers party of adolf hitler and the union of soviet socialist republics under the soviet union and joseph stalin and and on and on it goes these people can i just say these people are an absolute disgrace and so the uh the angry lunatics they're out there they're all over the place yes sir um also i've got to get to the united states versus iran or iran versus the united states but let's get to uh let's get back to some audio michael because um there is a lot of a lot of good uh stuff out there and uh president trump on the case uh immediately um 1 a.m just after midnight saturday night in the 1 a.m sunday morning he got a phone call that lindsey graham had died and he said and he said you know i one of the last conversations that lindsey graham had he called me and spoke to me on the phone president trump had said it was uh late at night um pretty amazing stuff yes sir i um and we have uh let's see we played through there and there on the hearing and we played five and six and let's go to uh uh that that last one we played was six right michael yeah let's go to let's go to seven lindsey graham this is back during the brett kavanaugh hearing while the democrat party was carrying on their their long tradition of lynching innocent men uh and that is the democrat party's history lynching in america is a democrat party practice and they uh they you know they killed all the black people they killed now they're killing everybody in chicago and and in the womb of course but uh here is uh lindsey graham during the uh the hearing and he had just had enough of the democrats and chuck schumer well we'll oppose

00:27:57 - 00:28:14 | Speaker 2:

it with every fiber with his lizard-like uh creepy smile we're going to oppose it with everything and uh honestly uh brett kavanaugh is 10 times the man that chuck schumer could ever be because he's a lizard but uh here was lindsey graham during the brett kavanaugh hearing you've

00:28:14 - 00:28:38 | Speaker 1:

got nothing to apologize for. When you see Sotomayor and Kagan, tell them that Lindsey said, oh, because I voted for them. I would never do to them what you've done to this guy. This is the most unethical sham since I've been in politics. And if you really wanted to know the truth, you sure as hell wouldn't have done what you've done to this guy.

00:28:39 - 00:30:22 | Speaker 2:

Well, yeah, the truth is not their bag. Destruction is their bag. Power is their bag. and they're perfectly willing to lie with every breath they take for years on end for one more ounce of power, which they will abuse before the sun goes down today. Because these people are filthy, corrupt people. And if we had a news media in this country, a legitimate news media, then these people would be exposed. They would have their feet held to the fire. They'd be exposed as the frauds, the charlatans, the crooks that they are. But our news media is more corrupt than even the politicians on Capitol Hill. and they all sleep together. And I mean that in the most communicable way, just extraordinary stuff. And then Lindsey Graham turned to Brett Kavanaugh, who's sitting there in the hot seat, and Jessica, he's looking stunned. He's looking like he was just hit with a stun gun or something. This room is a loony bin, and Lindsey Graham turned this around completely. And as he said, he voted for Elena Kagan, who's, you know, to say that she's no great shakes would be generous. and for these Democrat clowns that they put up, Sotomayor, Sonia Sotomayor, who is the Jake LaMotta of the 21st century. Just look at her face. Look at a picture of her next to a picture of Jake LaMotta toward the end of his career. But Lindsey Graham then turned to then Joe. judge, soon to be Justice Brett Kavanaugh, because this is what the Democrats are accusing him of. Forty years ago or something, you were at a high school party, and you allegedly gang raped a woman who couldn't give any details, and nobody else was there, and her family never heard the story, and it was pure fabrication made up by these criminals that we call Democrats. This was Lindsey Graham.

00:30:23 - 00:30:24 | Speaker 3:

Are you a gang rapist?

00:30:25 - 00:30:25 | Speaker 2:

No.

00:30:25 - 00:31:00 | Speaker 3:

Now, I cannot imagine what you and your family have gone through. Boy, y'all want power. God, I hope you never get it. I hope the American people can see through this sham, that you knew about it and you held it. You had no intention of protecting Dr. Ford. None. She's as much of a victim as you are. God, I hate to say it because these have been my friends. But let me tell you, when it comes to this, you're looking for a fair process you came to the wrong town at the wrong time my friend

00:31:00 - 00:31:46 | Speaker 2:

yep that's for sure that's for dang sure and lindy graham was uh truly uh spun up and wound up and and he was right about everything and brett kavanaugh was targeted by the lynch mob that is the confederacy uh and uh and it was just an appalling uh exercise and uh honestly and then Lindsey Graham was leaving the Capitol during all this, and there was a mob of lunatic leftists, largely women, with signs that they had made, you know, cancel Kavanaugh and kill Kavanaugh and Lynch Kavanaugh. And as Lindsey Graham was leaving the Capitol, all these lunatics screaming and yelling about Brett Kavanaugh based on a complete fabrication by the creepy, creepy Democrat Party. And as Lindsey Graham was leaving, it sounded like this.

00:31:46 - 00:31:52 | Speaker 3:

You've humiliated this guy enough, and there seems to be no bottom for some of you. If he would say a polygraph, it would all be over, Senator Graham.

00:31:52 - 00:32:44 | Speaker 2:

So why don't we dunk him in water and see if he floats? Why don't we dunk him in water and see if he floats with a crazy woman screaming, hey, if you give him a polygraph, let's give you a polygraph. Let's give you a hermetograph. Honestly, you people and this crazy woman. And he said he had had enough of it, And he looked around at these lunatics gathered with their signs, yelling at him, give him a polygraph and stuff. And he said, why don't we, you know, throw him in water and see if he floats. Why don't we see if he floats, dunk him in water, see if he floats, which was, for anybody that knew at the time, a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail when they had captured a witch. And they were saying, burn the witch, burn the witch. And then it was being explained that, you know, if she's made of wood, then she'll burn because she's a witch. and Monty Python explained it this way.

00:32:47 - 00:33:41 | Speaker 4:

We have found a witch. May we burn her? Burn her! Who do you know she is a witch? She looks like a witch. There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Are they? What do they tell us? Tell me, what do you do with witches? Burn her! And what do you burn apart from witches? More witches! Wood! So, why do witches burn? Because I'm made of wood. Good. So, does wood sink in water? No, no. It floats. Wood also floats in water. Bread. Apples. Very small rocks. A duck. Exactly. So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore, a witch. A witch.

00:33:42 - 00:34:28 | Speaker 2:

See, and then there's a witch, because that's why Lindsey Graham said, let's throw him, Brett Kavanaugh, in water and see if he floats, because he was mocking them, dunk him in water and see if he floats, because he was pulling out Monty Python and the Holy Grail, pointing out that the Democrats are a medieval death cult gang of murderers and criminals. You know, huge, amazing stuff. And that was a pretty good moment. Throw her in water and see if she floats. Good moment. Michael, let's go to the telephones. Let's go to Tim, calling from the great state of Florida. Tim, you're on the Chris Plant Show.

00:34:28 - 00:35:00 | Speaker 1:

The great free state of Florida, Chris. I left New York, went to Virginia. They managed to destroy that, so I continued to move south. Wow. So I've been thinking about all these comments that we hear lately, and I kind of thought, you know, it's like an infectious disease that comes around every now and then. I was going to compare it to the last disease that we just had, but it really is more similar to AIDS. And eventually we will get the vaccine to cure this AIDS epidemic, this political AIDS epidemic.

00:35:00 - 00:36:02 | Speaker 3:

that's now, you know, all over our country from our friends in the Socialist Democratic Party. And I was thinking about that. And fortunately, you know, speaking of coronavirus, bringing it full circle, the Chinese actually invented the shot that we need. I think they invented it in the early part of the 18th century. I could be wrong about that. I think it's called gunpowder. as far as uju is concerned if anyone knows about languishing in urine and feces since it's the gross domestic product of where she comes from i suppose she's an expert on that but i would like to say to my fellow americans chins up chins up my friends this is a temporary scourge we will absolutely get rid of it like we've done every time and i would like to encourage you if it he comes too much come to the south where common sense still exists speaking from a guy from new york who never thought he would fit in trust me come to the south the place where if you break

00:36:02 - 00:37:25 | Speaker 4:

into our homes we will shoot you have a great day sir great stuff great stuff tim uh where were you in the city in new york he's gone away he's moved on he's gotten back to florida the sun is shining he's having a great time uh wonderful stuff all right michael that was uh that was great call tim was great and yeah they invented the uh the cure the vaccine for all this the chinese did invent gunpowder centuries ago and fireworks and all that good stuff the europeans picked it up gunpowder from the chinese and fireworks too for that matter chinese invented all of that good stuff as before communism came along of course but tim lived in new york he came to virginia uh the Democrats took over and ruined Virginia. They did that once in 1861 also. And then he moved to Florida. Now the Democrats are trying to take that over and ruin it, too, because of their many mental problems. Tim, great stuff. Want to have a beer with Tim, don't you? A lot more of that coming up. And more crazy. There's even more crazy in Virginia. I love, though, 57 languages interpreting on the body cam to the police because it's like we're on a space station in an episode of Star Trek. But it's not. It's the left. There are some who call me Tim.

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And this news just breaking, just breaking, out of Columbia, South Carolina. Governor Henry McMaster will hold a state house press conference to reflect on the life and service of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham and announce an appointment to fill the vacancy created by the senator's passing. I'm going to hold a press conference today, Monday, July 13th, at 4 p.m. Eastern Time, 4 p.m. Governor Henry McMaster, who I heard several people yesterday calling him a Democrat. He's actually a Republican. The press conference will be at the South Carolina State House at the governor's office, the governor's office. So keep that in mind. And now I've got another update for you, because President Trump has a truth social account. They banned him like the fascists that they are from Twitter, so he had to create his own platform to keep the fascists from silencing him. And President Trump says, I recommend to Governor Henry McMaster, Lindsey Graham's wonderful sister Darlene, Darlene, to serve as interim senator from the great state of South Carolina. This would be a fabulous tribute to Lindsay, who loved her dearly, signed to President Donald Trump. And it might be the first woman named Darlene ever to serve in the Senate, too, so she'd have that going for her as well.

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