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You guys see this? The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has been drained again for another round of repairs. There's a lot being done. There's a full drainage. There's plug swaps, de-venting, re-coating, leak sealing, a flapper valve or pla... I'm sorry. Those are procedures given to Mr. Connell. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's my fault. That's my fault.

That's his fault. That's his fault. That's a little Mitch McConnell thing. It's funny. I don't know. There's another hilarious joke. Nancy Pelosi is in the intensive care unit and not expected to make it through the day. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That's not true. I just made that up. But the bloodthirsty ghouls of the Democrats. See, in Illinois, I was talking to my friends at WLS this morning, as I do every Wednesday morning. And they're talking about a movement going on in Illinois for, what are they calling it, menstrual equity. Equity. Because men want to start, you know, the use. Honestly, membership in the Democrat Party is clearly a mental illness at this point. But yes, men are looking forward to menstruating in the future because Democrats, Democrats, honestly, something terribly, terribly wrong with these people. Well, a very good and happy Wednesday to you on this Great American Hump Day in the Clinton household. And you know what that means, don't you? That means it's Mailbag Day here on the Chris Plant Show. And I haven't had a chance to examine them yet, but I'm told that I've been provided with mailbag questions already by Kevin. Thank you very much. And we've got a lot going on in the news today. What with Iran, radical Islamic terrorists, and all this. Attack ships yesterday or the day before yesterday. Now we're striking back because they're violent, murderous criminals, they're a radical Islamic terror group. Oh, and there's another kind of a funny story, a funny story about a sea cruise, a cruise ship. Have you seen this? And they load it up. They call it a gay cruise. It's an LGBTQIA plus cruise on a cruise ship. And there they are in the Mediterranean Sea and surrounding environs. And the cruise ship, it's a gay cruise ship. They've got the pictures and everybody rainbow, and it's apparently a dance party 24 hours a day and all this stuff. And they're there cruising, and they wanted to go to Turkey. Maybe, hey, it was already scheduled ahead of time and everything. We're going to Istanbul because it's in Turkey, and it's really cool. We're going there. And the nation of Turkey, the government of Turkey, found out that this LGBT, it's really mostly GB, I think. But they say, hey, we're coming into Istanbul. And the government of Turkey said, no, you're not. So what do you mean, no, you're not? They said, well, no, we don't do gay parties and gay cruises in Turkey because we're Muslims. See, we're Muslims like that. And so, okay, well, that's it.

If you won't let us in, we're going to Egypt. That's right. We're going to Egypt. And Egypt found out about this. Maybe they got a phone call from somebody in Turkey. And Egypt said, you're not coming into port here. You're not coming into Egypt. because this isn't San Francisco. We're not doing LGBTQ festivals. It's not something Pride Month in Egypt. It's like throw people off the roof Pride Month in Egypt, and that's a different kind of Pride Month altogether. And I tell you, I was going back and forth with one of my brothers, and he suggested something very smart, I think, that maybe the governments in, let's just say Egypt, Egypt should send Quranic scholars out to the ship, out to the sea cruise ship, and they could explain to the assembled masses on the pool deck, I think, explain to them what they think of them in Egypt and what the laws are there and what their cultural customs are there, and then they could have a keelhauling. A little keelhauling is a very painful form.

Heal hauling of certain death, crazy stuff. But maybe the scholars could, the Quranic scholars, the scholars of the Quran, could come out to the LGBTQ sea crews and explain, hey, I know it seems kind of offensive, but if you think that's offensive, wait till you hear from our Quranic scholars, because they're really going to wind things up here. Kind of an interesting thing, just well. And that all goes with Iran, too. Maybe they should try to land in Iran because it's like that. Maybe that would be the way to go. Maybe not, though. Crazy stuff. Also, we've got Senator Chuck Grassley. We call him Chuck, not Charles. Senator Chuck Grassley. And he's been in the Senate since shortly after the American Civil War. Chuck Grassley is Republican. Yesterday he came out with some pretty fascinating stuff, I've got to say. And significant stuff, or at least it ought to be significant stuff, because it's about the Democrats abusing government power to spy on them. And it turns out 44 senators, 44 senators were spied on by who? By special counsel Jack Smith and got their text messages and everything. And so what do you mean you got my text messages? Oh, yeah, sure, we're spying on you. We're spying on everybody. We're like communists. We're like the Soviet Union. We're the Democrat Party. Perhaps you haven't heard of us. Pretty amazing stuff. But Chuck Grassley, Senator Grassley, came out, and he said, oh, we've got the goods on them right here. Let me tell you that right now. We really got stuff going on here. He says that, he said, I received records from DOJ, I think he means Department of Justice, confirming Jack Smith's investigative team reviewed the contents of text messages sent by 44 members of Congress. I'm one of the 44, says Senator Chuck Grassley. And he says, I'm alerting my colleagues who were impacted and will release the records with Senator Johnson, Wisconsin Republican. He's great. So the American people can see the evidence. That's a real good idea. Why didn't I think of that, the evidence? You should release the evidence. Why don't you do it yesterday? Why are you tweeting about it? Shouldn't you have a press conference? and don't you need to announce that you're going to open hearings and call these people before the Senate hearing and swear them in under oath and then they lie to you under oath and then you arrest them for perjury because they're lying under oath to Congress, which they do all the time about spying on us and all kinds of other things. But Grassley, pretty amazing stuff. Grassley's saying he's got the, there it is, it's the intelligence. That means it's in writing or something. It's right there in the computer.

Forty-four members of Congress, the Jack Smith's team, went ahead and they got these illegal searches. And, you know, was there a search warrant for 44 members of Congress? You may remember that who was Barack Obama's director of national intelligence, James Clapper. Do I have that title right there? He went before Congress and was sworn in under oath. And he lied to left-wing Democrat Senator Ron Wyden about spying on all of us, how they're spying on all of us. Hey, are you spying on all of us? No, we are not. And Ron Wyden, left-wing Democrat, said, really? Because I have the documentation right here that you are spying on us. And he says, no, what did he say? Not wittingly. Not wittingly. He may not know what that word means, that word that he used, wittingly. Pretty appalling stuff. But I want to get into that because Chuck Grassley says Jack Smith is a criminal, needs to be in handcuffs, going to prison, going to a penitentiary for turning our government into the Soviet Union and abusing power and spying on political enemies. And also, he already committed perjury. There's video that's already been released, I think, by Senator Josh Hawley, where he was asked this question. And he said, no, absolutely not. And it turns out it's just like the other liar under oath. They all lie under oath before Congress. And they don't think anything of it. And the reason they don't think anything of it is because nobody ever does anything about it. Because the Democrat Party, well, they're just pure lynch mob from start to finish. But if the Democrat Party found this and they were in charge of the House and the Senate, there would be hearings and there'd be green tablecloths, there'd be felt and there'd be pitchers of water and lots of glasses. and they'd be bringing in Christine Blasey Ford to weep in the front row. And there would be very dramatic hearings if this happened to the Democrats because people would go to prison. There would be hearings, there would be indictments, there would be arrests, there would be handcuffs, there would be trials, there would be prison sentences. But the Republicans are too busy being confused. about the sun coming up in the east again. I've got to tell you, it's pretty crazy. But there he is, Jack Smith spying on members of Congress illegally, presumably, and lying to Congress about it, which he already did, and that was under oath too. Just amazing stuff. So I want to get into that. The chancellor of the University of California at San Francisco was testifying yesterday, and he was asked questions about men getting pregnant. Can men get pregnant? and you're going to love his response. Was it an answer, Michael? I mean, he responded. He spoke, used the English language, about these people and these theoretical positions of responsibility, positions that throughout our lifetimes perhaps we've foolishly had respect for, like chancellor of a major university. And he, I guess, well, they've got a Supreme Court justice that doesn't know what a woman is, and she is a woman.

I could explain it to her. And she might have to drop trow or something and say, hey, wait a minute, see? See the difference? There is a completely crazy thing going on here. Isn't that amazing? So we got that. And when will you hear this guy? He's really something. They're all mental. They genuinely are mental. And have I mentioned that we are at 888-630-9625? 888-630-9625 is the telephone number. Absolutely toll-free to you and your family and friends, too. Also, the Democrats have a congresswoman. They've got a member of the House of Representatives whose first name is Jahana. It's Jahana, and her sister is named Pahuki. She doesn't really have a sister named Pahuki, but Jahana is not a recognizable name in civilization. Her name is Jahana Hayes, and she was lecturing health care people angrily and like a lunatic, saying that when they're educating people in medical school, that they need to, in medical school now, that they need to focus on colonialism, and I'm not making this up, and colonial medicine. We should subject you to colonial medicine, I think. Pretty amazing, amazing stuff. You're a Democrat party. And her name is Johanna, not a recognizable name in civilization. John Hayes, and she spun up about colonialism and how colonial, and she doesn't know that she's a member of the Democrat Party, which is the party of the plantation and the bullwhip. And if she doesn't know that, she should be expelled from Congress for being too stupid to be in Congress. And I don't know if there is a bar that has ever been set low enough to expel stupid people from Congress, but it should be something that we discuss at least. Yeah, colonial medicine and medical education, colonial times. Yeah, okay. You know, we used to hear from these people and we'd ignore them because they were in bus stops wearing hairnets and they had shopping carts in front of them and they're babbling about colonialism and colonial medicine and we know that they're insane people and belong in loony bins, but the Democrats see them in bus stops and they say, you know, you belong in the House of Representatives. And then they spend millions of dollars to put these people in there to talk about colonialism and why don't we teach colonialism and, you know, we're the ones who smash colonialism. I don't know if you know that, the United States of America. They think we're on the wrong side of everything, but that's just because they're wrong about everything. Everything that they know is wrong, and that's just normal for them. Amazing stuff. Speaking of Hollywood Democrats, you know this guy Brad Pitt? He's an actor. He's been in a lot of good movies, actually. And he married this woman.

Well, first I think he married Jennifer Aniston, didn't he, Michael? Who was a Hollywood actress in a TV show. And then he married Angelina, and that's for five years, I think, and screwed that up because he was cheating on her with Angelina Jolie, and then he married Angelina Jolie. And what did they adopt, six kids or something from third-world hellholes? something like that but he married angelina jolie who's uh you know a pretty woman and an actress and and a nutcase a complete political nutcase and and they have six kids maybe she had two of them but they adopted four kids from b polls around the world and and now the kids are rebelling against uh brad pitt uh dad and angelina less i guess less against angelina jolie but they really don't like Brad Pitt. I saw there was a story where one of the sons, an adopted son, was riding on a private jet with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. And Brad Pitt spoke harshly while aboard the private jet going to an exclusive resort. And Brad Pitt spoke harshly to one of the

adopted kids and now the kids are going to court and saying we don't want the name Pitt associated with our lives anymore we don't want to be Brad Pitt's kids because it's hard being a the adopted child of one of the world's biggest movie stars most popular movie star got to be really uh really tough uh and so that that that crazy story because you know it's Hollywood it's California it's rich Democrats what do you expect so Brad Pitt and his kids he adopted the kids to show their appreciation oh you yelled at me once on the private jet and yeah I know life is tough maybe we should send you back to the you know the scarab and scorpion overrun hell hole that you come from and you're going to have a nice time there the scorpions are crawling over the sun bleached bones of your dead family And you'd be there if it weren't for us. But that's okay. Sorry, I spoke harshly to you on the private jet. Yeah, I don't want your name anymore. And we have the mailbag. We have the mailbag. And also, this is big. Today is National Hot Dog Day. National Hot Dog Day. Because it's National Hot Dog Day, we have booked Anthony Weiner to be on the show. Anthony Weiner is going to be on the show because it's National Hot Dog Day. And he's a national hot dog. We're at 888-630-9625.

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mad mad mad world out there isn't it um and i think you know why i think you know who is behind all of this right now let's go to the uh let's go to the telephones and talk to the great american people let's go to let's go to barbara calling from alexandria virginia i think not alexandria

egypt barbara you are on the chris plant show yes i chris thank you very much i just want to make one statement about dean carroll receiving any kind of payment of damages awarded to her if she calls her cat vagina now what kind of normal human being would do that if she wasn't sexually crazy and making up all kinds of stories it had really bothered me but now i'm sort of venting it and it's out there i would never even even address her cat as vagina it's disgusting

Maybe there are gentler terms that could be used, but they're all crazy, I think, is what's going on, Barbara, and they've made crazy normal, haven't they? And what Barbara's talking about here is, here's a headline, Trump finally pays E. Jean Carroll $5.6 million, $5,600,000, because everybody's suing everybody. after repeatedly trying to delay defamation payment. I would say after repeatedly delaying, not just trying, but successfully delaying. And this is the woman. What's going on with this woman, Barbara? I mean, she said that Donald Trump decades ago, literally decades ago, was mean to her in the dressing room at Bergdorf Goodman in New York City. Amazing stuff. She is not sure what year it is or exactly what happened, but it was good enough for a New York jury because Democrats, Barbara, and because mental illness is running rampant among them.

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And Barbara with a fun call about E. Jean Carroll, E. Jean Carroll, who finally, finally, E. Jean Carroll got her $5.6 million, $5,600,000, because of something that was never proved in court, but a crooked jury said, yeah, whatever, we'll believe anybody, we hate Trump. And besides, we're on the brink of going out in front of the courthouse and self-immolating. And that kind of reminds me, actually, of Rufus T. Firefly. Rufus T. Firefly, right? And that's Groucho Marx, right? Rufus T. Firefly. But I looked at the fact check, westernjournal.com fact check from 2023. Was Trump right? That's, you know, it's kind of a crazy thing. And you have the soundbite there, Michael, because President Trump was on CNN talking to a young woman who's pretending to be a journalist and President Trump talking about E. Jean Carroll, who was suing him for something that nobody can remember, not even her. And there is no evidence of it. And there's and she doesn't know what year it was. But when you're a Democrat, that's good enough because you're a lynch mob with a bullwhip in one hand.

president trump talking to uh cnn her dog or her cat was named vagina the judge wasn't allowed to put that in all of these things he was but with her they could put in anything so you did not

and what he's doing is explaining that she's a nut and uh you shouldn't believe everything she says because she's crazy and she's got a cat named vagina and that's what the president trump said that's what barbara was talking about on our humble radio broadcast just a moment ago and i said yeah I guess I have some memory of that. And I went and I searched for it. And there's a lot of back and forth. And Democrats, well, they're very angry about everything. But here's the thing. You know, Rufus T. Firefly, for what was it? Duck Soup, Duck Soup with the Marx Brothers and Groucho Marx, where his name was Rufus T. Firefly. But here's the thing. Here's what it says. Now, they write on the Western Journal, on the fact check on the cat named Vagina, said, They say in the fact check. Now, we'll be fair in our fact check, colon. They love their colons. E. Jean Carroll's cat's name isn't Vagina. No, hang on, hang on. Rather, it's apparently named Vagina T. Fireball. Vagina T. Fireball. That's the name of a cat, Vagina T. Fireball. I hope we cleared that up, they say at Western Journal. That's pretty good stuff. So, got a little Marx Brothers thing in there. Could be humorous. If you weren't crazy, it would be better. But what do I know?

He may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

Ahead of his time again. Remarkable stuff. Man, oh, Manischewitz, these people. Can I just say these people? They are. They're really something. I've got a lot of audio that I look forward to sharing with you as well because there's a lot of Democrat craziness out there. There's no doubt about it. Before we let's look at the clock, let me see. Let's go. You know, one of the stories out here today is Joe Biden has somebody else's book coming out soon. And Joe Biden's name will be on it because the money will go to him and they're just corrupt all over the place. I mean, talk about the Rufus T. Firefly. This guy is really some. But but the book and Joe Biden, you know, he put out a video of him. Joe Biden did sitting at a desk explaining while trying to form words in a cogent fashion that his book is at least the book will have his name on it, is coming about about all the things. Michael, do you have any of that? Joe. Let's let's go to Joe Biden because he posted a video and he is he said he's got a book coming

and it's all about him. Here's Joe Biden. I've written a book about my time as president. No, you haven't. It's called Promise Me America. No, it's not. It's coming out in November. It's available for preorder now. Preorder. It's about the challenge we face as a nation about the decisions I made.

and why i made them you didn't um i like the the string quartet behind him were they sitting behind him in the room um i don't think they were uh joseph robinette biden is his name and hey uh joe uh do you cover all the classified documents that you stashed in the various locations for which there were no pre-dawn raids where the fbi brought their own classified

Thank you.

cover sheets to drop them there and photograph them and give them to CNN and the New York Times. Are you going to cover that? You know, you had the Chinese building in Chinatown where you had all the classified documents and the building above the steakhouse down on Capitol Hill. Joe Biden posted a video about his, the book coming out, which will have his name on it.

Leading the country through COVID.

What?

Rebuilding our economy and restoring our democracy after the attack on january 6th yeah oh yeah the attack of the nation's longest war in afghanistan strengthening data and supporting ukraine it's about why i chose to run for re-election

and why i chose to step aside wow uh i gotta tell you he's uh bragging about uh ukraine and ending the war in afghanistan i believe we had a trainload of americans blown up and killed and you left hundreds of billions of dollars of equipment in the hands of the Taliban and the terrorist groups that they support. And the war in Ukraine didn't start until you, the weak sister, you were in charge in the White House. It didn't happen under President Trump. Even under Hussein Obama, it didn't happen, but it happened under you. He's bragging about Ukraine ending the war in Afghanistan, shepherding, leading us through COVID, which altered our culture permanently and demolished generations of kids across the country, school kids and so on. And you created this Soviet-style anti-republic here in the United States. And he's bragging about it. He's got a book coming up. Isn't that amazing? Oh, we have one more. We have one more, Joe Biden, because, yeah, he's been, oh, yeah, I led the country through COVID. I ended the war in Afghanistan. Yeah. Ukraine. None of this is good. There is no good news about you or anybody else in here. Here's Joe Biden.

Most of all, it's about my faith in the promise of America. Your faith? The promise we made to those who have gone before us is to honor their sacrifice. Pound the table. The promise we made to one another and to treat everyone with dignity and respect. With what? And the promise we made to future generations of Americans to remain the beacon to the world. Yeah. promise me america is about my faith in america and the american people promise me america i hope you'll read it and i hope it strengthens your faith in what we can do as a nation and a people

i hope you'll read it because i'm pretty sure you haven't yet uh isn't that amazing that's uh it's good to be a democrat somebody else writes a fake book about what a great job you did and then you post a video um sure just uh just great stuff yeah uh promise me america um no how about that uh i'm gonna write a counter book just called no uh all right let's go well let's go to the telephones michael talk to the uh to the great american people let's go to jerry calling from mississippi m-i-s-s-i-s-i-p-p-i jerry you're on the chris plant show

you crack me up chris politics drives me crazy and you and you keep it funny and we appreciate it No, O'Connor was bringing this up this morning, and he was asking people, you know, what's a better name for this book? And they got pretty close, I think. But my opinion, come on, man.

The name of the book should be Come On, Man. Come on, man. Come on, man. And it should be, what should the cover photo be?

That meme of Joe Biden that goes around. Come on, man, after one of his gaps, in between every one of his gaps, they'll put, come on, man.

Maybe laying down on the ground next to his bicycle, that would be a good cover for him.

Oh, that would be good.

Or falling up a flight of stairs trying to get aboard Air Force One, which he did repeatedly and hilariously. Boy, I've got to tell you, Jerry, the lie is still so big that no one would dare to not believe it. They just carry on the lie. They commit themselves to a lie, and they really stick to it, don't they?

I just, you know, as a Gen Xer, I just can't believe that bowl of mashed potatoes was actually our president.

It is amazing. Yeah, and they voted. And then they all came out and voted for Kamala Harris. Well, and first of all, Joe Biden received more votes in a presidential election than any president in the history of the country. Millions more than Hillary Clinton, who was a woman and might still partially be. and more than Barack Obama, and he's the African-American guy, and the Democrats didn't come out and vote for him or for Hillary in the same numbers that they voted for Joe Biden. How do you explain that, Jerry? Are they just racist, sexist, or such? I remember. I remember looking at my son going, am I supposed to believe he got more votes than anybody in history from his basement? Do they really expect us to believe that?

Right, yeah. Yeah, he didn't campaign. He didn't have to. The news media did all the campaigning for him. I was pointing it out at the time. But still, you know, how did the media got that kind of turnout for Joe Biden? Because I understand they hate Trump and Trump derangement syndrome and all that, and everything they do is driven by hatred. But that is still a head-scratcher. And you'd think that we'd have people at 60 Minutes and the New York Times and maybe Harvard University, the School of Government, the Kennedy School of Government. Maybe people would be looking at that and scratching the surface just a little bit to see if that's really the case. But, Geraldo, I'm telling you.

I'm telling you, and I tell you this, too. I'll leave you with this. I do believe the Civil War has started. They've started it. It'll end as soon as we start fighting back for reals.

Yeah.

That's when it'll end because once they figure it out, they'll say, okay, we screwed up. Sorry. Yeah, our mistake. Maybe they'll go back to their little corners and be quiet like they used to when I was a kid.

Yeah, and just plot against banks and America.

Yeah, normal stuff.

Yeah, right.

Remember normal?

I try. I try. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. At the Chris Plant store, you know, you can get your T-shirt and a coffee mug. Remember normal. That's why I said it. And we've got a new one with the patriarchy, the patriarchy on the coffee mugs, and it's got Mount Rushmore on it. And on the back side it says, just be glad you can hang with us. Since we invented everything. Yeah, man, thanks, Jerry. That's fun stuff. Listen, since we're talking about the Democrats and what they've done and what they're doing to our country and so on, Just crazy. I mean, there's a hearing on Capitol Hill today to confirm Todd Blanche as the Attorney General of the United States. Every Democrat will vote against him, and they might firebomb something Jewish and then self-immolate because they're insane. But they're pointing out that under President Trump, murders in the United States are down 20 percent. And Democrats are angry about that because they want murders to be up. Of course, illegal alien murders are up, and that does make the Democrats happy. Now, here's the thing. Democrats love crime. They love murder. They love illegal aliens. They love gangs. They love all kinds of terrible crimes. It's like, honestly, it's like blazing saddles out there with these guys. But here is a story that popped last night. Our friends at the Daily Caller last night. Establishment in free fall is the headline, colon, and it has a colon. They love their colons. Gallup Poll, the great people at the George Gallup Organization, they've been doing polling for a long time. Gallup Poll shows Americans have lost faith in almost every major institution, every major institution. Well, the left has been waging war against all American institutions for generations now, and they're filthies, you know, and they're violent criminals, and they, you know, we were just talking about the Civil War has begun. They're waging certainly a cultural civil war against us. But here is the, let me get, oh, this is Derek Van Buskirk. Derek Van Buskirk is writing it, reminded me of an old book called Tailwind from a long time ago, another episode in my life, Vietnam War story. But never mind that. Here is Derek Van Buskirk at the Daily Caller. confidence has reached near all-time lows as americans report increasing distrust in core institutions across the board according to a new gallup poll released on tuesday that's yesterday the poll conducted during the first half of june measured trust across 14 private and public institutions, finding that most had levels of distrust at or near their lowest points since polling began in 1993.

How long ago is that now, Michael? That's 33 years ago, isn't it, 1993? That's a third of a century ago. So the medical system matched its lowest recorded rate ever, thanks to Obamacare, I think. Obama fixed it, and now nobody likes health care. Health care was great before Obama came along. In the United States, people came in from all over the world. If you had the wherewithal, the wealth, to come into the United States for your health care, you did. These socialists in Canada were constantly coming down to the United States. They needed open-heart surgery because they wanted to live. So elected politicians in Canada.

going to Miami for their surgery, and this left-wing woman who I think had sex with Bill Clinton repeatedly while married man. She sneaked out of the country because she's such a big, loud, vocal supporter of Canadian health care. She sneaked out of the country to go to California to get her breast cancer treatments because – why did she do that, Michael? Oh, she wanted to live because she wanted to live. That was the reason it's funny how people want to live when they find themselves in these situations. So listen to the Gallup polling people. The medical system matched its lowest recorded rating ever, with Americans telling Gallup that their faith in the institution had plummeted to 28%. I wonder if they like Luigi Mangione. I think they probably, because he murdered a health care insurance executive pre-dawn hours. He was headed to work early because he was a hard-working guy with a wife and two kids that liked him very much. And he was murdered by Luigi Mangione, and the Democrats turned him into a hero. However, hang on, it gets better. However, newspapers and public schools each, listen to this, one percentage point above their all-time lows. Now, they were still lower than the medical system at 17% and 27%, respectively. See, the health care system, according to Gallup, has an approval rating of 28%. Then newspapers, 17%. Why so high? And public schools, 27%. Just about one in four people have faith in public schools. Those must be people like me that don't have kids in the public schools. Just amazing stuff. Yeah, Congress, the Supreme Court, all this madness. I've got more on those numbers coming up.

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All right, let us go back to the phones and talk to the great American people, as we are wont to do. Let's go to Kathleen, calling from Alexandria, Virginia. Kathleen, you're on the Chris Plant Show.

Hey, Chris. First of all, I'm sorry I can't listen fast enough. You're far too witty for me. But I went to a Catholic university, and I worked in the dean of students' office, and one day we had a student come in, and the dean said, what is this name again? And it was spelled vagina, and the student said, it's pronounced vaginae. And dean said, wait, what? And, you know, I can't ask Father Gallagher, you know, when he's calling roll. He says, your name is Susie. And she wasn't having any part of it. She said, well, I'm calling you Susie. I cannot imagine asking the priest to say, Vaginae, are you here? I just, I, you know, but we also had a student named, it was spelled Deborah, and she says it's pronounced Deborah. And I said, well, do you? You know, what do you do with that? True story.

But, John, you know, it's your one letter off of Regina.

You know, but in Canada they call it Regina.

Oh, see? Just to make it closer, I guess.

No, I got nothing. You know, I have Canadian relatives. I mean, no wonder I'm screwed up.

Yeah, so a Catholic university, of which there are a great many.

There are several, and I will remain nameless because, you know, to protect me mostly.

I can see one out my window at home, actually. It's a great dome with a basilica, and that's pretty funny stuff, I've got to tell you. We've had some women high school graduations, and there was a girl graduated. Her name was Debritibi. Debritibi was her name. And now whenever my best girl and I, when we see litter on the side of the highway, we say, hey, who threw that Debritibi out there? There's Debritibi everywhere around here.

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