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so now here's the bad megan now there's a good megan kelly and there's a bad megan kelly

and it's just shocking to me how simple she can be sometimes and this is the this is so such a simple simpleton not simple simpleton with a with a barely a brain cell working so megan kelly this is from her own twitter account megan kelly sends a message to haitians who lost their tps so the The Supreme Court ruled that the Haitians that they brought, that the Biden administration bought to Ohio to go work at their factories, they lost their TPS, which is temporary protected status, meaning they don't have asylum. They have asylum, but they can come here temporarily. And now the Supreme Court took it away, and now they have to leave. So here's what she says. She says, go home, get out.

oh well i'll play it for you and look this has been going on for over a dozen years go home

get out we know she says that to homeless people too by the way just in case you don't know she says that to american indians and she says that to homeless people go home why'd you go back where you came from go back where you came from you stupid cherokee

and look this has been going on for over a dozen years go home get out we know our country's better than yours that's because we filled it with our work ethic and our culture and our values you being here only dilutes it for us those who built it and live it and half of you people more than half you won't assimilate we don't want you we don't care if you're offended get out go home go back to fucking haiti sorry i'm just i'm thinking about our friends in ohio

yeah so kelly she wants the haitians to go back to effing haiti she's intuitively drawn to haiti because it has the word hate in it she thinks it's yeah yeah we we know our country's better than yours because your country hasn't been economically strangling our country for years

it's a little weird that you would be so up on how bad the clintons are making kelly and not know And not trafficking children out of Haiti and what was done to it. I would think it'd be a good opportunity to trash the side, at least. Right.

So this is the classic. I don't understand the problem, but I'm angry at the symptom. The problem is, well, I'm going to tell you what the problem is in a second. Let me finish your stupid rant.

I've been dealing with these TPS Haitians for years now who are drunk, driving all over their towns and killing people. This is the whole cats and dogs thing. like they don't want to live like americans live and this was supposed to be a temporary it was supposed to be temporary help and it's turned into another backdoor way of allowing someone permanent residency here and they take advantage of all of our public services and our

so i just want to play it one more time and i'm going to just there's so many things wrong with what she's saying and this is not me being pro-haitian immigrant i think that what what has happened is the establishment wf globalist billionaires created a hell on earth

haiti and then wanted them to come here so they could undercut the work working salary of people in america so yeah i'm not i'm not for that this is not what this is this is don't be angry at a person who's in a more desperate situation and they're in that desperate situation because of what our country did to them don't be angry at that person be angry at the person the people creating this situation that you find unbearable and that so don't be if you're angry at someone lower on the economic ladder than you. You're being manipulated about someone higher on the economic ladder than you. The problem isn't that there's desperate people coming to America for jobs. The problem is how they got that way. And I'm going to tell you. So let me just play it real

quick. And look, this has been going on for over a dozen years. Go home. Get out. We know our country's better than yours. That's because we filled it with our work ethic and our culture.

With our work ethic. Well, I just want to play this for you real quick. This is from Ohio, and this is a guy who hires Haitians to work for him at a factory, and let's listen to what he says about it.

What started slowly, we had an application pool that was a little bit different. People coming to work here. People looking for jobs. What he's welding here again are welded axle components.

Jamie McGregor is the CEO of McGregor Metal, which makes welded parts for the auto and farm industries. Right now, about 10% of his workforce is Haitian. Over 30 employees.

I wish I had 30 more. Our Haitian associates come to work every day. They don't have a drug problem. They'll stay at their machine. They'll achieve their numbers. They are here to work. And so in general, that's a stark difference from what we're used to in our community.

because his community has been devastated by opioids and they're all drug addicts and that's another that's another thing that the wf globalist has done to you so wait they aren't living like americans megan was right she's right to work yeah they're going to work they're staying at their their station and finishing their job because when she said drunk driving i was like well that sounds like americans sounds like americans to me so i just want to so if you want to know what really happened and why those Haitians are here. So this is what I said about J.D. Vance and Trump when they were talking about they're they're eating cats and they got to get out and you can't drop 50,000 Haitians into a middle of a Midwest community. Agreed. That's a bad idea. Agreed. But he would never tell you the cause of that problem. And the cause of the problem is the people he works for, the globalists, the billionaire class, the corporations who devastated haiti opened the border and flooded america with low-wage workers that's the problem that you'll be angry at the person in the desperate situation put there by u.s imperialism you should be angry at the u.s imperialism but jd vance will never tell you that neither will megan kelly but i'm going to tell you it right now so truly breathtaking what megan intentionally leaves out of her rant kelly pretends the problem is some inherent flaw in haitian culture or lack of work ethic. Well, I just showed you that's not true. In reality, the conditions forcing people to flee extreme poverty, gang violence fueled by desperation, collapsed institutions are the direct legacy of U.S.-backed coups, economic warfare, and neocolonial policies designed to keep Haiti weak, dependent, and a source of exploitable labor. Direct U.S. interventions destroyed their ability to build a decent life at home in Haiti. Demanding that they go back to the ruins these policies helped engineer is pure hypocrisy and evil. The desperation isn't innate. It was manufactured by the very powerful economic forces and U.S. government coups that Kelly refuses to acknowledge when uh jean bertrand aristide haiti's first democratically elected president backed by the poor and working class masses took office his government immediately moved to double the minimum wage mobilize the poor better health care and education foster neighborhood truces and hold paramilitaries accountable these pro-worker steps threatened the sweatshop owners which is the united states these pro-worker steps threaten the sweatshop owners and foreign interests

profiting from the starvation wages what was the raise like 30 cents or something yeah it was like 30 to 50 cents so the u.s responded with economic sabotage and a violent coup so as soon as the workers rose up elected someone and started to fix up their country the united states came in and did a coup

and wiped it out and oppressed the workers. It was the Clintons that did that. And yes, it was. As a classified diplomatic cable obtained by the gray zone reveals veteran CIA operative Janice Elmore operating under State Department cover, meeting coup plotters and dislawyer police in Haiti right before a strategic 2002 jailbreak that freed paramilitaries and set the 2004 overthrow in motion.

Oh, that's right. Bush was president and Hillary was the, what do you call it? You know what she did under Bush. She was the Secretary of State.

Secretary of State. So the Bush administration, through the U.S. government-funded International Republican Institute, trained and unified Aristide's opponents, encouraged them to reject power sharing, impose crippling sanctions that froze loans and aid, and ultimately backed the coup that ousted Aristide in February 29th of 2004. Post-coup, the price of rice, the staple food for Haiti's poor, more than doubled. Looting chaos, starvation risks, mass layoffs, paramilitary violence followed, regime change delivered exactly what the poor had feared, more misery. This fits a longer pattern. Under Bill Clinton, the U.S. slashed tariffs on subsidized American rice, flooding Haiti and wiping out local rice farmers in Haiti. Clinton himself later admitted, yeah, it may not have been good for some of my farm. It may have been good for some of my farmers in Arkansas, but it has not worked. It was a mistake.

I'm shocked that he did something that helped local rice farmers in Arkansas.

In America, right. So let me finish. The result was the destruction of Haitian agriculture and forced dependence on low-wage factory jobs. WikiLeaks cable showed U.S. officials and contractors for major American brands actively pressured Haitian governments against even modest minimum wage increases, opposing a rise from $0.24 to $0.61 an hour as supposedly not reflecting economic reality. so it wasn't even 50 Aristide's earlier wage hikes were sabotaged for the same reasons protecting cheap labor for US corporate interests that's what happened where was all the

liberal boycotts and stuff of this isn't that amazing because the

Clintons were doing it yeah and because the media didn't tell them to

that's what I think the main thing is that's like we pick and choose which one

we give a shit about and so this is the kind of mentality that she breeds on twitter and on her show and so i'm going to show you some of it that i was dealing with on twitter just two days ago uh so when i showed that video of the guy saying yeah they cut they show up to work they're reliable they stay at their station till their work's done i want to hire more haitians so this guy says so this guy says what's he paying them i go he's paying them less than he'd have to pay Americans, which is why I say we need to stop blaming the people being exploited and blame the powerful who destroyed Haiti on purpose so they could use their desperation to undermine U.S. workers. We need to unite against the powerful, not scapegoat the powerless. It keeps getting worse. So having them in the United States is a punishment for past colonial sins no it's the same people who destroyed haiti using their desperation to undermine u.s workers for profit the mistake is blaming the powerless and the exploited for the sins of the oligarchs that keeps us divided and conquered the solution is to unite to oppose the oligarchs oppressing americans and haitians alike and guess what so then this person says and guess what the oligarchs want free migration open borders excess of low skilled workers imported from third world countries and i go you're agreeing with me just in case you didn't know it gets worse you know what

you know people got a lot to say about haitians your leaders eat kids and grape them and you don't got nothing to say most of you punks shut up so uh so this person makes a great point these

people are so brain broken by propaganda they can't differentiate between defending immigrants as people and explaining why they're immigrants in the first place from defending mass immigration as policy this guy says brain broken joe biden let them in

legally that's why they're illegal aliens that's some israeli dude no one argued otherwise you sound like a zionist ranting about october 7th you point out that the big you point out the beginning of the problem as if nothing had preceded it that led up to the problem why do you think the immigrants are coming here 99.9 percent of the people want to remain in their

own country that's some i'm telling you some idf bot their job is to is to say this dumb shit and keep people stirred up online I mean it's dog crap is their name Roger cat turd right yes if

your answer is they can stay you are you are with the money class don't be a lackey for the rich that's what this person says brown pill eight he said he never said one way I didn't say let them stay I said he says if your focus is the immigrant rather than the people that brought them in in the first place you are a useful idiot for the money class don't be a lackey for the rich

to buy poop trucks is a good name you know they have to have no sewage so they have to truck the

poo out every day so people are saying though no they're they're they're illegal jimmy they're illegal first of all they're not and i'll tell you why i'll prove it to you so even with recent border encounters and parole asylum growth the vast majority of the established haitian born population hold citizenship green cards tps parole or other legal statuses newer arrivals often enter via legal parole or claim asylum pending cases count as authorized presence in many contexts the haitian immigrant community is predominantly legal with high naturalization rates compared to many other groups recent policy changes and for example tps reviews which is temporary protected status reviews affect subsets but do not change the majority status and so after i so after i say that kurt this is what i get jimmy i love you buddy everything you said about haitian history applies to the history of the dominican republic which they share that same island so half of it's haiti half of it's dominican republic and they're trying to say that oh no it's the same the parallels are eerie and yet today the dominican republic is a stable democracy with functioning institutions rule of law and millions of tourists visiting annually haiti is a shithole and it is a shithole because of the haitians that's a fact that needs to be confronted first of all i appreciate you ignoring everything i just said but i don't think that's a real guy but let me compare i don't think it is either but let me compare dominican republic with haiti and the differences in their history haiti and the dominican republic share the island of hispanolia but haiti has endured far more intense and repeated usd stabilizations leading to deeper poverty instability and crushed popular movements while the dominican republic has served as a base for anti-haiti operations and mainland greater relative stability and resources and have maintained greater relative stability and resources so they use hate they use dominican republic as a staging ground to go in and overthrow if the dominican republic didn't let

them do that then the dominican republic would look just like haiti exactly right so haiti's

elected left-wing president jean bertrand aristide faced a u.s orchestrated coup in 2004 the bush administration through the international republican institute and other channels funded opposition groups, trained figures in the Dominican Republic, imposed aid sanctions, and facilitated paramilitary rebels who rearmed and launched attacks from the Dominican Republic territory. U.S. officials gave signals to insurgents, withdrew security support for Aristide, and ultimately forced him onto a U.S. plane into exile as rebels advanced on the Capitol.

We also overthrew their leader very recently.

they yes we just did it again this reversal gains from labla's popular policies including higher wages and demands for reparations over historical french debt paramilitaries operated from the dominican republic border areas with u.s awareness building on earlier patterns of intervention Post-coup, U.S.-backed regimes followed, ushering in neoliberal pressures, weakened institutions, and aid dependence that exacerbated crisis like healthcare spending at just $13 per capita. Haiti became heavily reliant on Dominican Republic exports for basics like rice while facing man-made...

aid, instability from coups in 1991, 2004, plus electoral manipulations. The Dominican Republic, by contrast, attracted more foreign direct investment, tourism, and resources, enabling better responses to crisis, such as solidarity aid during coronavirus. It positions as Haiti's neighbor with stronger infrastructure and exports without equivalent recent u.s overthrows of its government or direct crushing of progressive leadership no comparable recent u.s military overthrow of worker crushing intervention hit the dominican republic in the same way as haiti's 2004 events haiti's trajectory reflects heavier external interference preventing recovery from popular policies alongside historical burdens resulting in stark economic gaps. The Dominican Republic handles crisis with more capacity, while Haiti suffers compounded underdevelopment from repeated U.S.-backed destabilization. So you think I explained it well. You think that anybody with a functioning brain would understand, oh, I didn't know any of that. That's crazy. I didn't know that. That's really a big difference between dominican republic and haiti well this is the response ideology prevents the fundamental truth from being acknowledged the dominican republic is a success because of the dominicans while haiti is a failed state because of the haitians there is a law in the dominican republic saying you cannot cut down trees and that the law that law is obeyed in haiti the trees are cut down Culture matters. So Riggs says, if it's so good there, go live there. But you won't. Better yet, how about you house some of your home or shut the F up? Well, stay angry at the powerless instead of the powerful who created this situation. It keeps you a dumb slave blaming the powerless and to keep the oligarchs in charge and doing it over and over and over. So if you hate Haitian poor immigrants taking jobs, that's not going to stop because you kick out the Haitians. They're going to get the Hondurans. They're going to get the Ecuadorians. They're going to get the Chileans. They're going to get Mexico, whoever they want. Even my pal Lionel said, you will forever regret this. So Lionel, not a big lefty, told you, you will forever regret this.

Daniel Diggs said. You think she will? Even worse than when she made that impassioned speech about Santa's definitely white kids. Remember that?

It makes me sad to see how many people don't understand why you believe she will regret this.

I didn't know you said that.

Clearly, the slop factory is still fully functioning on all levels. And hoping for more people to think critically is magical thinking. I agree. I don't think she will regret it. And I don't think the people who agree with her are going to ever wake up to this. but i'm trying billy says i respectfully disagree it's what most people want if you can't come here legally stay where you are i just came legally they came legally in fact the haitians are mostly legal they're all i already explained it to you but it even goes back further remember haitians were the first one to get rid of the slave slavery they threw off slavery from the french and the french never let them uh they been punishing them for that so they were the first uh south american central american country to throw off slavery and they've been punished for

it ever since let me read this successful in recorded human history only successful slave revolt in history back the french until 1985 through chase manhattan bank facilitated the

reparations to france to france yeah so a 2022 analysis by the new york times reported that the payments that haiti had to make to france for ending their slavery uh cost haiti much of its developmental potential they said that it may have removed between 21 to 115 billion dollars of growth from haiti over two centuries according to calculations conducted by 15 prominent economic economists. They noted that this number is roughly about one to eight times the nation's GDP. The analysis noted that Haiti could potentially have experienced a level of development similar to neighboring Caribbean island nations that gained independence in the early 19th century, such as the Dominican Republic. The history of Haiti's indemnity is not taught as part of education in France. Aristocratic French families have largely forgotten that their families benefited from the debt payments of haiti president of france francois hollandaise would eventually describe the money paid by haiti to france as the ransom of independence and in 2016 the parliament of france repeated the 1825 ordinance in a symbolic gesture and i just wanted to remind you what michael parenti my hero says the third world is not poor you don't go to poor countries to make money most countries are rich only the people are poor ordinary people pay the cost of empire these countries are not underdeveloped they're over

exploited the rich in natural resources and they got gold they had well and that's the and that's the history of haiti and that's how they got right wing how do you not figure in what the Clintons did to them. As soon as I see the Clinton Foundation, you know, somebody from the Dominican Republic, well, did the Clinton Foundation do what they did to Haiti, to the Dominicans? Well, no, because the DR is in on the trafficking with them, obviously not. But, like, every right-winger would be,

we should jump on that. It's like blaming the American Indians for slaughtering them, because that's basically what happened to Haiti. So let me read this to you. The island of Hispanolia was inhabited by multiple indigenous peoples that means haiti upon christopher columbus's arrival on the island he encountered a kingdom governed by a a cacique or taino chief spain that and the spaniards killed them tortured them mutilated and enslaved the indigenous peoples of the island following the arrival of the french people in the 17th century the indigenous population was exterminated So then where did all the people from Haiti come from then? Well, West Africans were brought by the white slave traders for slave labor to cultivate raw materials for global trade. So they brought slaves to Haiti after they wiped out the indigenous people, kind of like what we did in the United States.

Kind of like what they're doing now. If you were born here, you're by the way, indigenous doesn't mean American Indian. The word means you were born in a place. So they're bringing in the Haitian slaves to replace you now. Now, that's what they're doing to you now. They're doing to you now. You're never going to turn on the people that did this to you. You're just going to stay bad about the other.

And the idea that Trump is doing mass deportations is a lie. Trump is not deporting the people who work on the farms. He's not deporting the people who work in construction, the people who work in hotels, in restaurants, in meatpacking, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. His deportations are all for show. And those prisons that he's built, those those ice prisons that they're spending 80 billion dollars on, they're not for immigrants. They're for you when you finally realize the game being played on you and rise up against the AI data centers and your 24 hour slavedom surveillance. That's way worse than China.

And then when the joint American-Israeli army Puts you in your In your little Gaza cube Maybe you'll meet a Haitian You can laugh about this

So I just It just breaks my Again, I just want to believe Those people on Twitter Who are saying those things to me Things to me Are just bots Because But that's how people are easily Look how easily Megyn Kelly's brain is Do you think she knows better, Kurt? Or do you think she's really

I think she absolutely knows better, yes How long was she at Fox? She was there long enough to be viciously sexually harassed by Roger Ailes and for them to make a not-a-hit movie of it. Oh, I'll never forget her recording to Alex Jones where she tried to flirt with him to try to do a smear piece on him. Even her talking to Tucker. Tucker does not come off insincere to me. I don't know if he is or not. But she comes off like the first thing she's... What did she notice about Tucker the most? Oh, a lot of... He gets an audience. You can keep an audience by saying these things. That's the main impression on her.

that was the main impression on her

which is creepy as hell

okay well that's the bad Megan you heard the good Megan earlier when she was talking with Tucker about Muslims and she knew she was psyoped by Zionists to hate Muslims and this is the bad Megan because there's no way she doesn't know better and by the way I posted this underneath her thing almost did very well didn't ratio her but did very well so you know she saw it so she knows she knows it Lionel tweets it out you know that she knows this there's no way she doesn't know this and so that's the dark heart of Megyn Kelly

all the news people that are up at that level that's what I'm saying like talker apologizing that's not nothing

It really isn't. That's a big deal. If it's a PSYOP, I'd like to know what the PSYOP is.

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Do you know who this is? This is that, how do you say her name? Blossom. Yeah, Mayim Bialik. She's from the Big Bang Theory. Was she also? Blossom. Blossom, okay.

with joey lawrence whoa this is joey lawrence lawrence kind of hair i got right now so you're

not going to believe well you you are you're going to believe it because i'm going to play it for you uh she is uh she's a genocide denier and she acts like an arrogant victim who thinks zionism is an innocent belief worse than that what let's listen to what she had to say recently on a podcast let's

listen i had people approach me wearing zionism is racism shirts in a parking lot not far from here at my favorite vegan joint with my children and the thought occurred to me what are my kids about to witness did you see her choke up did you see her choke up she just

choked up because someone had a t-shirt on that said zionism is because someone was telling her a fact on a t-shirt she choked up because of her kids but wait till wait till you hear what her kid

said i had people approach me wearing zionism is racism shirts in a parking lot not far from here at my favorite vegan joint with my children and the thought occurred to me what are my kids about to witness when october 7th happened it just magnified and it was actually sasha baron cohen who said, we're about to see the largest campaign of anti-Semitism we've ever seen in history. And I was like, what's he talking about? That's what happened. I was afraid like a lot of public Jews were afraid. I didn't know what I was going to find when I opened the gate to my house. I don't live in an expensive gated community. I live in a place where people can see me walking. I did not know what my children would experience. And when I saw what started happening to Jewish leaders when i still see it i of course many of us wondered am i next i had people approach me wearing zionism is racism shirts in a parking lot not far from here at my favorite vegan joint with my children and the thought occurred to me what are my kids about to witness oh my god running like a big dude coming coming up to me as i'm getting into my car what is happening what that's terrifying oh that's maya bialik and i said get in the car get in the car and but i'm like i have like a chill right now it's going off the side of my head because like whatever we believe we don't approach people in public parking lots right like no we just we know what we do is we

just bomb their house and kill their children and also i know she was all for doing that remember when nobody trump associate could sit down to dinner and it was good to go bother like what i don't believe her choking up either because i know her kids don't buy it no her kids don't

by it i hope it's in this video let's listen like with a you know the counted people A grown man approaching a five foot four, like mom, like what? You don't even know anything. You actually don't know. You don't know anything about. Actually, we do know one thing we do know.

We do know you don't care about a genocide or other mothers having their kids slaughtered and dismembered and targeted by snipers in the IDF. We know that. We know that we actually do know that about you, that you don't care and that you actually like every Zionist. You are a narcissist and you can only think of your own pain. It all revolves around you. You're not like, oh, I wonder why people are upset about racism against the Palestinians and Zionism is inherently racism. Okay, let's listen. Hopefully the part about her kids is at the end.

My sons would say to me, well, when's the last time you posted that you care about Palestinians? I said, I could tattoo it on my face. There's going to be people who don't care. Like you.

So even her own kids don't buy her BS. even her own kid when was the last time you posted something about the palestinian kids i could tattoo it on my face yeah but you're not wait hold on a minute we you don't do it because

there's going to be people that don't care you do it because it's the thing you think and it's right right or you could just not post horse shit online too that probably help you out a lot you could do that i mean that's got to be mortifying so she's from the big bang theory

kurt and she loves the country that actually creates a big bang in civilian communities in gaza yeah but she's a really she's a really good actress because she plays someone who is very

smart do you remember uh you see james lee when he he was like looking back at the big bang theory seems like these girls were honey traps for american uh nerds that were going to uh i forget what technical school but that sitcom was all about the kind of nerds it would be lord epstein

island basically you know yeah uh remember kurt opinions are violent especially when you have lived an entire pampered existence of hearing yes your entire life like some college improv troupe and then you see an opposing opinion while you're eating in a vegan restaurant

you don't approach a woman and say hey there's me and Bialik and wear a shirt that says racism which is like hitting someone with a brick

and she holds up her kids

as a shield I was like just based on the one line from her sons you could tell they're like oh

here we go again if if a t-shirt terrified her so much she should definitely avoid twitter

so much scarier than any t-shirt i mean oh is she gonna be okay after a guy with a t-shirt said

hey that's bmbl george galloway says she felt fear over a t-shirt with the truth on it

she should watch a video of them eating food in front of them starving kids to make them starve harder that's what i'm thinking about when i listen to her whine about seeing a t-shirt

so i like what this person says maybe you can't see it it says there is no she with actress maya bialik excusing the death of thousands of children to defend israel and claiming the victim card that's just demonic behavior it is that's that's demonic like fake she's the victim she's the

victim, Kurt. I bet she's right on top. Instead of

being angry at a country committing a genocide in 4K for three years straight, instead of being angry at them for making you less safe, she's angry at someone who noticed that someone's committing a genocide.

Right. Well, she's committed to not noticing it and feeling that she's... I'm blown away because, you know, well, they lamented it later. Somebody at that J-something convention about we taught people too good that holocausts are wrong we maybe shouldn't have harped on it because now they think it applies when we want to do one remember that yeah we were showing that lady talk about how they regretted teaching people about the holocaust too much yeah because now since it's been drummed in your head every day since you're a kid and it's good it was because now i can spot it when you do it

so here's what uh mel the village crazy lady says she gets teary-eyed at the thought of people saying mean things to her in front of her children meanwhile israel uses an ai program called where's daddy to hunt down palestinians and literally murder them when they are at home with their kids that's yeah and just just to let you know this is from today this is from today

that's from today

from today he just assaulted me this is terrorism what he just did that's from today you want to cry about something did that guy just say that to me in front of my cat she said me I'm Bialik's in a Barry Wise safe room right now hiding the house like a big vault

Palestinians were given plastic bags with the weight of their children in them when kids were blown up by Israel they couldn't tell whose was who a mother said I don't even know if this is my son I'm so sorry Miriam Bialik after you saw someone with an anti-Zionist t-shirt she's crying because someone wore a t-shirt she didn't like meanwhile people are losing entire bloodlines

I'm wondering if the person who had the T-shirt, if they somehow could get in touch with the show, because I'm starting to think that she maybe just saw somebody's shirt and assumed it was about her. Yeah, right. Said something and then she goes, hey, is that me and Bialik? You know, like Blossom gets mad at your shirt. I'll be just as likely as whatever the hell she's saying.

I like this. They told you Hitler brainwashed the youth, except Hitler wasn't the one who made children's bedtime books. To make mass murder seem fun. Under the Rockets Glow? Wait a minute.

Rockets Glow. Is that a children's book about blowing up?

Look it up, Steph.

What is Rockets? That's straight up evil. It says Sandler. Wait, who wrote this?

The author says Sandler. I like this. Baby's first genocide.

Under the Rockets Glow, She-Ra's Journey to Courage. Tales of Resilience and Hope A young girl named Shira learns about her Jewish heritage through her father's inspiring stories, finding courage amidst a night of rocket fire and it's by Roman Sandler

Is Roman Sandler related to Adam

Sandler? I don't know

So there you go That's the Zionist mentality in a nutshell right there

And the portion of the proceeds will be donated to the victims of October 7th Massacre.

So that doesn't bother her.

But someone with a T-shirt, oh my God. And of course, Zuckerberg Cohen is also a mental case.

Well, there's no greater programming that I've ever encountered in my life besides like Catholic chicks that even if they change religion, they still have that Catholic thing about them. That's the only thing I compare it to. But it's pretty intense. It's intense. It's amazing because cognitive dissonance, when you pretend you're like a big lefty and you're still for that, I would think that would just, that's why it's such a good form of mind control because it doesn't really crack under cognitive dissonance.

She'll split her. Her sitting there painting herself as the victim in the face of stuff like this is demonic.

Demonic. I didn't know she, I know the Chols book thing is gross. That's like really crazy. She gave a book review of that book

Gave a book review of that book

That's why I believe it was included But you know what the good thing is Is she is a vegan

Yeah That's my favorite Oh I can't go to my vegan place Just think of like the level of demonic you are If meat is murder But not you know murdering that girl in the picture That's not murder Really go fuck yourself

Wheat germ is going to put her in bed for a week a germ of a germ of an idea will put her on the therapy couch for a year

you gotta be demented to be vegan and then be for this that's one of the craziest things i think i've

ever well i don't you know what's interesting now i i don't have any problem with vegans i actually respect them i wish i could be vegan but i can't because of my bone disease um but i was talking to a vegan the other day and the vegan said to me you know i never thought about it but i feed my dog meat right i feed my dog other animals well you know who invented it it's

invented by rich people in england it's not like some ancient practice of something it's a bunch of people in england who had no problem with like world war uh two and you know it's a classic like rich snooty thing to be a vegetarian but not care about people being killed or in the case of uh some of them like you oh i preferred if people were killed if you want to get peed up about it

I do have guilt about eating animals, just in case you know. That's why when I eat, I try to eat that Kobe beef because it's a pampered cow, right? They make sure there's no stress in their life. They massage them. They feed them. They give them beer. They have the greatest life. And then one day, boom, somebody comes up behind. And if someone gave me that option, hey, Jimmy, you're not going to have any anxiety in your whole life. You're going to be pampered. You're going to have to eat whatever you want. You live in a nice place. And then one day, somebody's going to come. I'll be like, you know what? I've had enough anxiety in my life. I think I would take that. I don't know if you saw this, but this guy.

This guy.

This guy from Fox Digital confronts Thomas Massey. Congressman Thomas Massey responds to. cynthia west an ex-girlfriend who alleged he pressured to sign an nda over wrongful termination and had an intimate relationship with representative laura bobert massey says all of her allegations are false so this guy goes to confront him so this again this is this is more like uh this is like entertainment tonight instead of an actual talk about let's say they're real

let's say the allegations are 100 true do you think anyone gives you shit after the epstein files that he had a a girlfriend i mean like i don't i believe him first of all but let's say he he's lying about this why would i care about this at this point in history after i just got done watching a genocide and then the epstein files thing why would i care about this so here

let's so this this guy nicholas ballsy which that's his real name so let's uh let's so i'm to show you from his point of view and then i'm going to show you from thomas maddy's massey's

point of view let's watch i don't know if you could clear up the stuff your uh ex is saying

about you with the nda so he's confronting him about stuff an ex was saying his ex lover which is always super credible about an nda like who cares a non-disclosure agreement okay first of all didn't work well if she's talking about it okay here we go i don't know if you could clear

up the stuff your uh ex is saying about you with the nda that you pressured her to sign an nda for wrongful termination what is that true what she's saying about you who are you with uh with fox digital uh it's all false and what she said about you and bobert having a intimate relationship it's all false why do you think she's out there saying it was it because of the primary ahead of What do you think?

What do you think? You don't think that woman was paid by the Zionist billionaires to try to trash him? It was obvious that's what it was. But they did the same thing with Graham Plattner. They do anybody who's a threat to the establishment. That's the first thing they do. They did it to Julian Assange. They said he raped somebody. Why? Because he didn't use a condom. Okay.

Yeah, right.

Okay, here we go.

Privating it. When did you all become a tabloid? Seriously, Dave.

Well, no, I just thought I would give you a chance to respond because you've never been able to tell your side of the story. That's all.

When did you guys become a tabloid? Well, so Thomas Massey then turns the camera on him.

So let me ask you, I heard that you like gay porn. Is that true?

Of course, man. I just want to give you a chance.

I'm giving you a chance to give me your side. Are you a real news organization or not?

No, come back, man.

Does he like a porn? All you got to say is you don't like it, that you haven't been to those websites.

Of course I don't like it.

Really? That's not what I heard.

Just giving you a chance to respond.

And you're with Fox? Thank you. Is that a real news organization? Is this what you do for a living, man? It's Congressman. Okay, thank you.

Anything you can say.

Kind of funny. I love it. Let's watch it again.

Let me ask you. I heard that you like gay porn. Is that true?

Of course, man. I just want to give you a chance. I'm giving you a chance to give me your side.

Are you a real news organization or not? No, come back, man. All you got to say is you don't like it, that you haven't been to those websites.

Of course I don't like it.

Really? Thank you. That's not what I heard.

Thank you for your time. I'm just giving you a chance to respond. That's all.

And you're with Fox? Thank you. Is that a real news organization? Is this what you do for a living, man?

It's Congressman. Thank you.

What do you have to say about that, Kurt? I think that was funny.

Okay, I thought Massey was just making up a random thing as an example of how that's not journalism and do what that guy did. But was he talking about a real thing that this guy likes gay porn? Because that's how that guy behaved.

The guy folded. He folded immediately. why would you fold like that he's like okay i gotta go i gotta i've never i've never seen a reporter run away from a politician i've never seen that in my life have you ever seen that in

your life not since dave rubin felt his life being threatened uh debating children have i seen a man

crushed i've never seen a i've never seen a reporter fold and run from a journal from a politician ever and certainly not like that i've never seen that in my life that was it didn't take much to crush that guy all you had to do was ask him if he liked gay porn that was it that's all you got to do that was wild

i think he was i think thomas massey for the win i'm asking me anybody i've ever talked to that doesn't like thomas massey i'm like oh why is that and i've they've never been able to give me something that he did wrong hey i don't know just my gut yeah hey i don't agree with a thomas

a lot of his policies he's for unlimited money in politics i'm not um but i don't remember him

breaking a promise to somebody right while in office which i thought is impossible that that could be a thing um also the idea that this is how i know this guy likes gay porn because why is he even asking thomas massey like gay school gossip you know so here uh here's what he says

he says uh oh no did he respond oh no i don't see it that's he well he is a handsome fella let me see maybe he's got another no i wonder what kind of gay porn he likes

does he have any more oh here it is he's got more to say here congress massey made up that question on the fly it's based on nothing and it's pretty sick that was the first thing on his mind I was asking him about an allegation about him made by an ex on the record and giving him a chance to respond. I denied the allegation he made up about me.

Not very well. You didn't do it very well. You weren't convincing. No, somebody said to me. You weren't convincing. Why did you phone? Someone just said that, right?

When you go, okay, come on, grow up, just answer the question. Even though your question sucked, but if I was a reporter saying that, I'd be like, really, Madison? I would act like he's an immature idiot for that. I wouldn't put my head down and slink away like Nosferatu in the sunlight.

That's like Brigitte McCrone suing Candace Owens to shut up. It's like, why would you tuck your tail, duck your head, and walk away at a question that you know is made up?

You should never do that when you look that much like a rodent they found in Richard Gere. Shut up.

It looks like a Vaseline. that's so that's that's that's i can't imagine if that why you would respond that way why would you tuck your head down and walk away as fast as you can from a politician why would you do that

anyway i thought thomas massey just get a lucky hit by saying that it sounded like he got a lucky hit because i mean he'll tell you know if you ever talk to massey again i'm sure he'll say if he was just guessing or he had heard something i'm sure he'd tell you honestly i'll bet he's

just guessing and the guy and who cares by the way who cares that they watch shiver if i'm gay the whole whole country's genuflecting to gay porn and gay people it's pride month you don't look very proud to me they have they have the baseball players in san francisco wearing gay pride thing everybody's for the gay sex why would you why would that bother you why would so someone thinks you're gay so what jim norton dates as trans nobody cares he's um he's a conservative fox

news and his mother will hang whitefish in the windows and you know sit shiver like he's dead i know a bunch of people like that that they got to pretend they're not gay because their mother

oh it was that it's that indians you mean like uh you mean like lindsey graham and marco rubio

you mean like that oh that'll be yeah all of them they're all the same all the same with that

The gay things I admit I had a crush on Jude Law 25 years ago

I know and we all thought it was really gay And if you had hidden it you could be A successful Fox News reporter instead of in your garage

I got a tingle I got a tingle when I saw The intelligent Mr. Ripley I admit it

So did Mr. Ripley that's what that movie was about I don't have a crush on him I just wanted to, like, kill him and become him, if that makes sense.

You know how I can tell if a guy's gay? I didn't want to kill him. I just wanted to crush him and become him. You know, I can tell if a guy's gay, Kurt. If I look at him and my dick gets hard,

gay. Oh, I say if his dick tastes gay, then I'm like, this is a real thing.

That's my favorite joke from Rich Brown that he said I could have. So Kim Iverson is going to let you know why people hate Israel. Want to know? You want to know, Kurt, why people hate Israel? I bet you have an idea.

I can't even think of a single reason, so this show ought to be good. So let's watch.

While Israelis continue to prove they are genocidal, saying their genocidal thoughts out loud, Netanyahu, he admits that his security doctrine for Israel is to strictly follow the Babylonian Talmud, which is kill them first. We changed Israel's security doctrine. We initiate, we attack, we surprise. We attack them before they have a chance to do so. Kill them first. There he is totally admitting it.

So if anybody continues to say, no, Israel is just defending itself and it gets attacked and it's just defending itself. Well, Netanyahu just blatantly said, no, their doctrine is kill them first. Here is finance minister Bezalel Smotrich and he says that Gaza will remain in ruins.

We crushed them. We controlled between 60 and are already approaching 70 percent of the Gaza Strip and are destroying all the terror infrastructure there. And we have international legitimacy that there will be no reconstruction without demilitarization. Gaza will remain in ruins if there has never been such a fundamental root canal treatment in southern Lebanon as we are doing now.

There's never been, he says, a root canal like what they're doing in Lebanon. So he's saying that not only are they going to cause the migration in Gaza, but they're doing it in Lebanon as well. Ben Gavir saying that Lebanon, again talking about Lebanon, all of Lebanon should become the Israelis' playground.

All of Lebanon should become our playground. All of Lebanon should be our target. And they tell me, wait a second, but there is Lebanon and there is Hezbollah. I do not accept this artificial approach.

He says there's no difference between Lebanon, the people of Lebanon, and Hezbollah. They're all Hezbollah. Just like they said in Gaza, they're all Hamas. Ben Gavir recently said that for every one Israeli mother who sheds a tear for the loss of her child, basically, that there will be a thousand Lebanese mothers who cry for the loss of their children, that one Jewish life is worth a thousand Lebanese lives, is essentially what he was saying. This is why the world hates you, Israel, because you're monsters. you're demons you are i this is a demonic this is demonic that's what this is there's no other

word for this uh who it's it's sad too because that last guy what a handsome fella to be saying such ugly things is that what a gorgeous man like that looks like if hanny kindler took care of

himself this guy fanny got more sunned uh so i think very well said it's a it's a it's a demonic mindset and they're not hiding it's weird it's like it's like they're like the mask is off like people used to i used to uh not know this uh and now it's just like they don't care now they just know they've got trump by the balls so they've got the world superpower they've got australia by the balls they've got europe by the ball they've got all the control of all these governments somehow i wonder how i wonder how they got control well it wasn't blackmail if

that's what you're thinking that's the low iq take jimmy the obvious one that is true

you know um how uh they wrote that book about how trump was squelching the uh uh the um the the the epstein files and they had a secret meeting in the uh the situation room without trump about it and the people who wrote the book had the audio tape from that secret meeting where do you think they got that audio recording in the united states president's situation room where do you think they got that from you think they got that from uganda you think they get where do you think they got that from israel and that's them letting trump know we got you we got every we got you oh just how they that's how they got uh bill clinton because they had the recordings of him talking to uh what was her name yeah monica lewinski and they got they they got they've got everybody they've got everybody so if monica lewinski wasn't set sent there as a honeypot didn't need they didn't need to send

her they got her they got the recordings they knew it oh everybody needs to shut up about muslims and haitians after the embarrassment of the epstein thing which should never be forgotten hold on to that longer than the uh you know the big event that uh you know shapiro wants you to never forget which i'd haven't i didn't forget the holocaust or liberty or any of that stuff why is everybody else forgetting about these things and then having the nerve to talk about any other country after finding out their own country does shit like that do you tell yourself that it's not true well you're a moron then.

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