would kind of walk in the darkness of the park. And then she'd always be back in time for her mother and sister's return at 10 o'clock. So it's brilliant, isn't it, that Wagner's operas are so long? Amazing. But there's still no sort of physical side to this relationship, it seems. Frederick Morton in his book, Inerva Spenders, says the reason is that Rudolf is postponing this because Rudolf believed that climax meant end, meaning death. It's sad, isn't he, that Freud never got the chance to psychoanalyse him. I know. He just feels an ideal patient. Completely, with his mother, his distant father, all of this. The yearning for death. I mean, it's, yeah. Anyway, we get to Christmas. So the imperial family for once are actually reunited at the palace. Sisi's birthday is on Christmas Eve. It's Rudolf's mother's birthday. And that, in Austria, is when the Christkind brings your presents, the Christ child. She's just got back from Corfu, which she loves. You've seen her palace in Corfu, have you not? Yeah, the Kileon. And she's come back from Corfu with an anchor tattooed on her shoulder. Yeah. Which is punchy. I always thought this was unusual behavior, but a whole host of members of royal families throughout the late 19th century were doing it. Yeah. So it had obviously become a kind of royal craze. It was, exactly. George V and his brother went off to Japan, I think, and got dragons tattooed on their arms or something. Incredible. Anyway, they gathered in Sisi's apartment that night, and Rudolf very thoughtfully had laid the table with presents. He got her a book of letters by Heine, who was her favorite German writer, and a packet of 11 original Heine letters that he'd sent to a relative in Paris. That is thoughtful, Dominic, because there's nothing more thoughtful than giving someone a letter written by someone they particularly admire. Can you think of an example of this, Tom? anyone who does that I think is beneath the show of cynical cruelty or whatever it is a cherubic lovable is there anything you want to share with the listeners yeah because you bought me a letter written by Nelson there you go thank you one of my most treasured possessions that comparison with Crown Prince Rudolph that has dogged me all my life yet more ammunition to the people who say is he the reincarnation of Crown Prince Rudolph because the parallels are uncanny yeah they are I would work on an encyclopedia if my father ordered me to. And he's been working on his Austro-Hungarian encyclopedia. So he's got copies of that wrapped up. I mean, you write history books that are like encyclopedias. Correct. Yeah, thank you. I was fishing for that. And there are presents all around. So Franz Joseph and Cece have got presents for Rudolf and Stef and his daughter, Elizabeth. I mean, it's often forgotten in this story that he has a daughter. I think she's about five or six. And they've got her kind of toy garden furniture made in Corfu. Can I just ask, he's got a lovely present for his mother. Yeah. Has he got anything for his father? No mention. No mention of that. It's not his father's birthday, though, to be fair.